Our Lady's Transfiguration · Face Slap I

Chapter 1: This host is not cute

Gong Xiaolou clenched his fists slightly uncomfortably, with a hint of sadness and nostalgia on his face, he...was resurrected.

"Hey, what's your expression? Do you doubt my ability? Your body is now much better than before you died." The voice of a baby and a little arrogant complained dissatisfied.

Gong Xiaolou looked up at the UFO in front of him, "What are you?"

"You are the thing, I'm not a thing!" Xiao Qi waved her silver wings and floated back and forth in front of Gong Xiaolou's eyes, retorting angrily.

Gong Xiaolou stroked his eyebrows with his right hand, and said helplessly: "Okay, you are not a thing, where is this?"

Xiao Qi paused, he tilted his head, as if something was wrong?Forget it, "Hmph, this is my private domain, it exists in the cracks of time and space, how about it? Isn't it amazing?"

Gong Xiaolou looked at the arrogant Xiaoqi, and looked around with dignity, only to see that his eyebrows were slightly raised, and there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, the meaning was clear.

Xiao Qi became irritable, "You, what is your expression? You must know that time and space are turbulent outside! As long as you dare to go out, I guarantee that there will be no scum left!"

Gong Xiaolou spread his hands, expressing that he understands, you are very good.

Only then was Xiao Qi satisfied, "Hmph! Let me tell you, my place is pretty good, you need to know other things...cough cough!"

Gong Xiaolou's eyes flashed, "What else?"

Xiaoqi: "It's nothing! Take care of yourself first! Tell you, if the mission fails, you will have to die!"

Gong Xiaolou suppressed the doubts in his heart, and asked cautiously: "What do you need me to do?"

Xiao Qi: "Hey, what you have to do is very simple, that is, travel through various worlds, and then find the pillars of that world, and complete the tasks assigned by me...cough, if the tasks are successful, the rewards will be huge~"

Gong Xiaolou caught the key, "Every world? What are the pillars? There are rewards for success, but are there penalties for failure?"

Xiaoqi: "Of course! For each task, the system will make a judgment, and the points will be judged according to the degree of completion and the difficulty of choosing a character. If the points are negative, they will be directly obliterated by the system! This is a real obliteration, even the soul Not left."

Gong Xiaolou disdains, what's the use of souls when people are dead?

Seeing that Gong Xiaolou was not frightened, Xiaoqi was a little depressed, this host is not cute at all!

I saw Xiaoqi rolled her eyes and said sinisterly: "Hey, I said Xiaolou, your death is really...cough, should it be said to be a blessing?"

Gong Xiaolou was depressed, and a trace of sadness flashed in his eyes.

He thought with a little sarcasm, being fucked to death on the bed by seven men, isn't this also a different way of dying?

"Didn't you say you have a mission? Let's start!" Gong Xiaolou would also change the subject.

Xiao Qi said slightly flirtatiously: "Oh, don't worry, since this is your first time, I will give you a reward. You can choose one of several worlds, and the points will be doubled~"

Gong Xiaolou: What is the first time?My first time, I had it when I was ten years old.

Xiao Qi was shocked: "Ten years old?! Damn, what beast is inferior to it!"

Gong Xiaolou: Forget that this thing can hear my heart.

Xiao Qi is irritable: "I told you, I'm nothing!!"

Gong Xiaolou hurriedly said: "Ahem! Hurry up and talk about the task, aren't you in a hurry?"

Xiao Qi was surprised: "Huh? How do you know I'm in a hurry?"

Gong Xiaolou said calmly: "Guess!"

Xiaoqi: "Don't worry about it! Cough, since it's your first time, I'll give you three choices: first, the world of entertainment circle, the world of entertainment; second, the world of martial arts; third, the party of horror , the ghost world."

Gong Xiaolou raised his eyebrows and said, "Oh? Let's be the second one."

He is quite interested in those ancient heroes, leaders and so on.

Xiaoqi: "Huh? Don't you choose the first one? It's very similar to your previous life, how easy it is to operate!"

It can be seen that Xiaoqi is still very reliable, if Gong Xiaolou chooses the entertainment industry, then it is really a free gift of points.

It's a pity that Gong Xiaolou turned against it, "That's so boring, I've been playing for a lifetime, and I'm tired of it. Since I have a chance to live my life again, I have to have fun."

Xiao Qi wagged her tail anxiously: "You really choose that one? Don't you want to change it?"

If he had known earlier, he would not have given so many options. He was very anxious. It would take a lot of energy to break the world barrier. If the first world failed...

Xiao Qi's voice full of temptation came, "I'm giving you one chance, the last chance! You know, only with a lot of points can you live well."

Xiao Qi prayed silently in her mind: quickly change it, change it...

"No change, just the second one!" Gong Xiaolou remained unwavering.

Xiaoqi was furious, this host is super annoying!

Gong Xiaolou reassured: "Since you have chosen me, you have to believe in my strength, so hurry up and introduce me."

Xiaoqi saw that she couldn't change, so she could only shed tears in her heart, "Hmph, I don't know good from bad! That world is not the past of the world you were in before. You must know that time is the law of conservation and cannot be easily changed. This world belongs to your original world. In parallel planes, the pillar of the world is Chu Xingfan, and the second pillar is Long Piaopiao."

Seeing Gong Xiaolou listening to it carefully, Xiaoqi was a little satisfied, "Well, you have three tasks: first, destroy the combination of the first and second pillars, so that they cannot get married and have children; second, get close to the pillars, and the relationship with the pillars The closer you get, the more benefits you will get. Third, get the most precious gem in the Haoran Jianghu. How about it? It sounds very difficult, right? Let’s choose the first world.”

Gong Xiaolou selectively ignored them, and then raised a question: "Why do you want to destroy them? Why do the closer you are to the pillars, the more benefits you get? What is the black spar, why do you want it?"

Xiao Qi became irritable again, "This is none of your business!"

Gong Xiaolou let go of his doubts, he believed that sooner or later he would figure it out,

"Okay, give me peerless martial arts."

"no!"

"Give me the magic weapon."

"no!"

"give me……"

"No, no! Nothing!"

Gong Xiaolou despised, "You are so poor!"

Xiao Qi was a little guilty, and said arrogantly in an instant: "Cut, you haven't done anything, and you still want this or that? You can also want something, and you can exchange it with points!"

Gong Xiaolou said calmly, "On credit!"

Xiaoqi: "Small business, pay for the points and deliver the goods, no credit."

Gong Xiaolou was speechless, this guy is really poor.

Xiaoqi Nth was so irritable: "You're blackmailing me again! Hmph, hurry up and choose the character you enter the world with! Remember, different characters get different points, the farther away from the protagonist, the more points you get. But considering your first experience, I still choose... Hey! What did you choose blindly??"

Gong Xiaolou calmly selected a character and entered the world of Haoran Jianghu...

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