Evil Soldiers' Self-Cultivation

The sets of ancient costumes prepared by the program group are white and noble, black is cool, cyan is elegant, yellow is noble, gray is elegant, pink is cute and new, blue is cool and red, and red is alluring.Several sets of clothes have their own advantages. The best ones are white and black. As long as they don't look particularly ugly, they can add a bit of color to them no matter how they are worn.Therefore, white and black clothes were assigned to the most famous Liu family and Li family in today's martial arts world. Liu Tianyun wore white and Li Chenyi wore black respectively.The pink color is for Xu Zhizhen, the only female chivalrous woman, and the blue color is for Confucius Mo of the Confucian school.In short, no matter what color there are people to choose, but red is forgotten in the corner.

In fact, red is very beautiful, and women will have a gorgeous feeling when they wear it.However, if the person wearing the red clothes is a man, it is very challenging for the appearance of the person, and it is not ordinary men who can wear this clothes to look good.Even if you dress nicely, there will be a kind of evil spirit.If a good-looking male star wears it, he may become famous in one fell swoop by relying on evil spirits, but the people who come to "Wulin Master" are all heroes who want to establish a positive image. No one is willing to give people the appearance of a demon leader Feeling, so red was rejected on the grounds of being eye-catching, and finally distributed to Yan Changge who had no background and did not spend sponsorship fees.

When Yan Changge saw the red clothes, he sighed in a rare way: "I am originally a murderous person who makes people feel afraid when they see it. If I wear clothes of this color at this time, I am afraid that the audience will look at me. They will all regard me as a big devil."

"No way!" Qu Lian looked at Yan Changge staringly and said, "I think this dress looks so good! Why do you have such a good figure? Obviously this kind of clothes look like a mother or a bear, but look at it. You, ape-armed wasp-waisted, with slender limbs, can't fit you any better in this dress!"

Yan Changge put on the wig prepared for him by the crew. It was tied high on his head, and the messy black hair was draped over the red clothes. With the bloody aura all over his body, he felt even more evil.At this time, Yan Changge only felt that the bloody aura on his body was about to manifest and dissipate, and he already had the bloody shock behind him in the movie without special effects.

He looked in the full-length mirror and sighed again.With such a first impression, I don't know how to behave in order to give the audience a kind feeling.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Qu Lian said without worry, "Haven't you heard that face is justice? Don't pay attention to those guys who care about face and prudence, they are all hypocrites. What is popular these days is to be frank, righteous, evil, and free." A chivalrous man who is comfortable but has no shame in his heart, and as long as you have good looks, you are not afraid of anything!"

Under Qu Lian's comfort, Yan Changge finally felt a little relieved. After changing his clothes, the two set off for the recording location of the show.

The program team prepared unlined clothes for all masters, and there was only this layer outside the underwear, but before the program was recorded, only Yan Changge was really waiting outside in unlined clothes, and the rest of the guests were wearing long down jackets, There are also thick cotton shoes on the feet, and they will be replaced after the recording starts.Even if they have the internal energy to withstand the severe cold, as normal human beings, it is better to be warmer. Everyone is not a fool, why did they start to consume internal energy so early.

Only Yan Changge was standing in the middle of a vast expanse of white in red, looking very eye-catching, very refreshing, and very cold.The director couldn't help shivering when he looked at Yan Changge, he said: "Well...Xiaoyan, we haven't started the official recording of the show, now we are just explaining, you don't need to wear so little, here is a spare coat, you hurry up Put it on."

"That's not necessary," Yan Changge smiled and thanked the director for his kindness, "I have special internal skills, and I don't have a great sense of the outside temperature, so I won't feel too cold."

He is Tianwai Xuantie, with a melting point of tens of thousands of degrees, so he doesn't feel much heat, and he doesn't feel much cold.Not to mention that it is only more than minus 30 degrees now, even if it is more than minus 100 degrees, Yan Changge will not feel how cold it is.His antifreeze ability is better than the clothes on his body, and he is not afraid of the cold at all.

It's the metal that conducts temperature. There is no trace of heat in his body now, and his body is colder than a dead person.In order to prevent being discovered, Yan Changge tried not to get close to anyone.

Since he wasn't afraid of the cold, the director didn't say anything.These martial arts masters are different from the starlets who want to be famous. He treats them with great respect. Otherwise, if anyone gets angry and slaps him casually, he will suffer internal injuries for several years.

Liu Tianyun, who was wearing a white down jacket over the white clothes, took a look at Yan Changge, and was shocked by the evil spirit that was about to emanate from his whole body. She slowly looked away, and decided to stay away from him as much as possible during the recording.I heard that Yan Changge beat Lin Hengyan and severely threatened the Lin family to get the position of this guest. Even their big family who are not afraid of death try not to make enemies with him, so as not to lose the family.Of course, this doesn't mean that the Liu family is afraid of Yan Changge, it's just that the Liu family is well-educated and won't offend people easily.

Liu Tianyun thought so, and everyone else thought so.Except for Qu Lian who can stay safely by Yan Changge's side, the rest of the people can stay as far away from him as they can, for fear of getting even the slightest bit of resentment from him.This person doesn't look like a good person at first glance, and he used despicable means to get the role. The manager is still the most hyped and unscrupulous Shang Huaiyuan in the circle. This kind of person should be avoided if possible.

Not only the opponents thought so, but even the staff thought so, so Yan Changge just acted as his quiet handsome man, with a big white bear Qu Lian by his side.

This episode of the snow mountain program is a battle for the badge, but the badge is not worn on the warrior, but on the partner.Considering that the partners do not know martial arts, and also to increase the difficulty, all partners wear white down jackets uniformly and pin the badges on the left chest. The warriors must protect their partner's badges from being snatched and at the same time grab other people's badges.

The color of the breastplate is the same as that of the martial artist. Except that you are not allowed to take it off by yourself, you can cover it with your hands and hide it with snow.In other words, if it is in the dark, once you separate from your partner, you may not be able to find out whose partner it is that appears in front of you.

In the final battle for the chest card, only one group of people had the opportunity to set off with their partners, and the rest of the groups started by themselves.

The group with the highest score in the previous activities can act together with their partners.

After explaining the rules of the event, the filming started. Everyone took off their thick clothes one after another, revealing the beautiful ancient costumes prepared by the program group.After the program crew retreated, on the snow-capped mountain, Yan Changge's red dress looked like the most beautiful touch of red on the snow-capped mountain. No need to look at the face, just the posture was breathtakingly beautiful.

The camera focused on him, intending to record a close-up of each character. Yan Changge held Qu Lian's hand in his palm and said softly: "The program will start recording from now on. After the previous activities are over, the final A badge battle must be at night. I will never let you wander alone in the snow-capped mountains at night, so I will definitely get No.1 in the previous events.”

With such affectionate eyes, such gentle caring, and this kind of devotion to you that is obviously murderous but tender to you alone, the photographer instantly made up countless stories in his brain, and focused his lens on them.

I saw Qu Lian forcefully pulled his hand out of Yan Changge's hand and said: "I can't do it, your hands are too cold, I'll go to the program group to borrow a glove, please don't just cover my hand Alright, let's cover it with gloves."

Photographer: "..."

The first activity is "Colorful Falling Snow", which is a solo competition for guests without a partner.This activity adopts a point deduction system. Each guest has 100 initial points. The program team will use a blower to blow special white "snowflakes" on the guests. This kind of snowflakes will leave white spots on the clothes. .Yangxue lasted 10 minutes. After 10 minutes, I checked the snow spots on my body and found that one point was deducted. If 100 points were deducted in the first round, then there would be no chance to participate in the second round.

Considering that everyone has different martial arts schools, weapons can be used in this single match. Everyone chose the weapon that they are best at and most comfortable with. Only Yan Changge looked at Qu Lian with a smile and said, "Would you like to see What weapon do I use?"

Qu Lian has seen Yan Changge use unconventional weapons such as motorcycles, mop handles, ties, etc., and his taste has been forced by Yan Changge, so he doesn't want to see him use the regular weapons prepared by the program group.In addition, Yan Changge's martial arts are too high, even with bare hands, it is impossible for a snowflake to fall on him.In fact, Qu Lian sympathized with the people who participated in the competition with Yan Changge. He was afraid that they would be hit too hard, so he felt that it would be more difficult for Yan Changge.So he took out the phone from his pocket and stuffed it into Yan Changge's hand, saying, "Just this phone."

Program team members: "..."

Qu Lian also instructed: "Remember to dodge while videotaping, I want to see everyone's face and the beautiful scene of falling snow."

Photographer: "..."

At the beginning of their show, they chose celebrities of different genders as guest partners to create a romantic atmosphere in which heroes save the beauty. These days, same-sex couples can get married again. Chang Ge pursues Qu Lian or shows affection in the show.But what's with the feeling that the husband is exhausting himself in the front and the wife is desperately prodigal in the back?Qu Lian, is your weapon really okay?Bie Yan Changge was eliminated in the first game!

Because the program can be edited later, the director directly asked: "Do you need to change the weapon? If so, this segment can be re-recorded. We will edit the segment just now afterwards."

"No need," Yan Changge took the phone confidently, "As long as it is his request, no matter how difficult it is, I will meet it."

His face was filled with happiness, and this sweet atmosphere dispelled some of the murderous aura on Yan Changge's body, making him look a little warmer.However, this icy and snowy place is already cold enough, and he still looks so happy, which really makes people want to hit this loving couple.

The director said with a blank face: "Alright then, you can do whatever you want."

All the guests stood up in their own stations, the program group started, and the blower blew countless special snowflakes towards the guests.Originally, the program group wanted to blow hot air so that the guests could feel better.But there is snow all around, and the snow will show signs of melting within 10 minutes of blowing, and the audience will be able to tell what kind of wind it is at a glance, and there is no choice but to blow natural wind.The temperature was already cold enough, but the cold wind was even more difficult to resist.

And the eight masters in single clothes were flying in the cold wind, not only did they not feel the cold at all, but also had a sense of bleak beauty standing in the wind.

The specially made snowflakes flew towards several guests under the blower of the blower, and they took out their swords, guns and swords one after another, but the woman in pink actually used a fiery red whip, and the long whip instantly drew a network in the air. The shadow of the whip made Xu Zhizhen feel as if she was surrounded by flames, and not even a single snowflake could break through the protective circle of the whip.

Liu Tianyun flutters in white clothes, like the young master Pianpian in a martial arts novel, he uses the most standard long sword.In line with his elegant mentality, the long sword fluttered in the air, drawing out dazzling cold lights, and there was a sense of danger in his chicness. His martial arts were powerful and handsome.

Li Chenyi is a long knife. The long knife weighs more than 30 kilograms. It is extremely heavy in the hand, and it is impossible to wield it as easily as Liu Tianyun.He was dressed in stern black clothes, carrying a long knife weighing nearly seventy catties, facing the overwhelming snowflakes, holding the handle of the knife tightly with both hands, leaping high, using enough internal strength to make a move of "strengthening Huashan Mountain" to cover the mountains and rivers with energy. Under the imposing manner, under the knife wind, the wind blown by the blower was split by him, and all the snowflakes flew to the two sides as if afraid of him. , Wanfu Mokai" posture.

There are also those who use guns, sticks, locks, and nunchucks. Everyone uses their own weapons to blow the snowflakes away. Only Yan Changge, who is holding a camera phone, has just turned on the screen when the blower is blowing. He just turned on the camera when it was snowing.

The photographer following Yan Changge showed a horrible expression. When the snowflakes were about to fly on Yan Changge, the photographer closed his eyes benevolently. He didn't want to see Yan Changge covered in snowflakes all over his body. the tragedy.

However, when the photographer came back to his senses and opened his eyes, he saw the mobile phone in Yan Changge's hand seemed to be shining coldly, and the light of the mobile phone screen was drawn in the air.The mobile phone was only 10-12 centimeters away, but the snowflakes that flew towards Yan Changge stopped at a distance of ten centimeters away as if frozen, unable to attack at all.And Yan Changge didn't know when he changed the photography mode to the photo mode, and he didn't know how fast he pressed the phone, but the flash light kept flickering like a knife cutting the throat, and the snowflakes were 10 meters away from Yan Changge. The position of centimeters was frozen there as if it had encountered a layer of enchantment, and it was impossible to get close at all.

When the countdown alarm sounded, Yan Changge abruptly withdrew his phone, and slapped the snowflakes that had been solidified in the air with his palm. The wind blowing out was no match for Yan Changge's palm wind. The wind direction was against the current, and snowflakes fell on both sides of the blower.

Just as the last second of the countdown was counting down, Yan Changge withdrew his palm, and the wind from the blower blew over again, blowing his broken hair back, revealing a face that was as perfect as a sculpture. , He stood still in the wind, flicking his palms lightly, not a single snowflake was on his body.In the camera, it seems that Yan Changge is the only one in the whole world, the white sets off a bleak loneliness, and the red dyes that body chill.He is the lonely leader of the demon sect in the snow, no one can beat him, and no one can get close to him. He is so alienated that not even a single snowflake dares to get close to him.

When the director said "Okay, it's over", Yan Changge took another photo with his mobile phone "click", ran to Qu Lian and handed the photo to him, saying, "I'm afraid the video during the action will be blurred." No, I have no choice but to switch to photo mode halfway, the first few photos are of other guests’ heroic poses, only the last one is my selfie, can you see if it’s good?”

Although they were very afraid of Yan Changge, the staff of the program group couldn't help but stick their heads out to look at the mobile phone. They really wanted to know how the quality of the photos taken while using the mobile phone as a dagger was!

Facts have proved that the quality is very good!Yan Changge even had time to open the Meipai software, and he could also choose the different background colors that best suit each guest. Everyone’s photos were as beautiful as photoshoots, and they could be used as hard photos!

Xu Zhizhen, Liu Tianyun, Li Chenyi, and Yan Changge all had no white spots on their bodies, and not a single snowflake hit them.But it was because of Yan Changge's weapons and the harsh conditions put forward by Qu Lian that Yan Changge stood out in just one event. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that his martial arts surpassed the rest by far.

Everyone's martial arts are not bad. Although the final result is that the four of them still scored 100 points, the remaining four did not fall too much. The lowest one still has 97 points. It is impossible to tell the level of martial arts from the first activity. .

The author has something to say:

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About the phone——

Recently, Yan Changge has become obsessed with taking selfies. He handed the phone to Qu Lian: How about the new photos I took?

Qu Lian (confused): Your selfie?Nothing!

Yan Changge: Look carefully

Qu Lian (squinting his eyes): Isn't this our backyard?When did you hang the clothesline?Are you hanging my underwear outside to disinfect?

Yan Changge: No, as soon as I set the selfie time, your underwear was blown away by the wind, and I accidentally took a photo with it

Qu Lian (confused): Group photo?where?

Yan Changge: Look at the side of the underwear

Qu Lian looked carefully, and saw a flash of light next to the underwear, with underwear strung across

Yan Changge: This light is me, the speed is too fast and only the reflection is captured

Qu Lian: ...

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Here are a few classic comments from readers today——

[-]. Comments from Ran Jing:

After knowing Chang Ge's identity, Qu Lian seemed to have some kind of shadow

small theatre

Yan Changge: Lianlian, you haven’t sharpened my knife for a long time, it’s blunt

Qu Lian: Gritting my teeth, although you have repaired it with merit every time, I still feel that I have a plane ticket to be at ease when I go out!

Yan Changge: It's just a ticket, where is it flying to?I'm going to buy it now.

Qu Lian: Sneer, you buy it, go in person, if you buy it right, I will show you swallowing a sword, if you buy it wrong, huh

small theater [-]

Yan Changge: Why do the supermarket aunts look at me with gratifying eyes?

Qu Lian: Probably because you think you love your wife very much, but you don't know how much I actually love you!

Yan Changge: Good wife, what about the promised benefits?

Qu Lian: I heard that glass slag smells like human blood, I don’t know about you

After thinking about it, Yan Changge felt that Shen Yifei was more reliable

Yan Changge: Brother Shen, may I ask what this plane ticket is?

Shen Yifei: I don't dare to be a big brother, this plane ticket... (whispers) You go to the supermarket and ask the salesperson for the 'things that girls need every month when they bleed'.

Looking up at Yan Shashen, he doesn't look like a good person

Shen Yifei: Can you make yourself look like a good person?Although you are a good person

Yan Changge: Sigh, it seems that this is really a difficult task. I don’t know why it is named so?

Shen Yifei: Sigh, when my wife buys a plane ticket, I have to masturbate.