Evil Soldiers' Self-Cultivation

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If you have a sword as your boyfriend, when you take a selfie-

Qu Lian was hugged by Yan Changge to sleep, and took the first selfie when he woke up in the morning. There was no boyfriend by his side, only a cold light

Chang Ge: Use your true energy sparingly

When Qu Lian pushed Yan Changge away to take a bath, he looked at himself beautifully after taking a bath, and took a selfie. There was a cold light in the corner of the selfie door

Chang Ge: I was just passing by at that time

Qu Lian took a selfie while having fun with his friends outside, and after posting it to Moments, he suddenly found that there was a cold light in a certain photo of him hanging shoulder to shoulder with his friend!

Chang Ge: I'm just worried about your death

Qu Lian: ...

Many of the materials mentioned in the "Ancient Weapons Protection Law" were not available to Qu Lian, and Qu Feng had always taken care of the property materials.And Qu Lian didn't plan to do this by himself. The sword ranked number one in the "Famous Swords Book" belonged to the Qu family. This was a big event for the entire martial arts world, and he couldn't hide it.Moreover, legal counsel is still required to obtain a weapon certificate, and Qu Feng is more familiar with these than he is.

Qu Lian directly took Chang Ge, "Famous Sword Manual" and bought a new copy of "Ancient Weapons Protection Law" to see Qu Feng. Now Qu Lian couldn't bear to leave Chang Ge alone at home, that was his lover... …Lianjian, if he is seized and confessed as a national treasure, where will he cry?

Except for Chinese New Year, Qu Lian rarely went to Qu Feng's house, this time he came without saying anything in advance, Qu Feng was very surprised, but he was also very happy.Since the death of his younger brother and nephew, he, the only remaining nephew, has become cynical, but this year he has begun to live a serious life, even his complexion looks much better than before, his always pale face turned rosy Looking up, this change made Qu Feng very pleased.

"Why are you here so late?" Qu Feng looked at his watch, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening, there was nothing urgent, and most people would not disturb others at such a late hour.

"This kind of thing needs to be discussed at night, and I feel flustered during the day." Qu Lian was holding a long thing in his arms, wrapped in a thick cloth, which looked very bloated. After looking around, he said, "Uncle, Let's talk in your study."

Seeing his solemn appearance, Qu Feng also became serious.He took Qu Lian to the well-soundproof study room, and locked the door behind him, before asking, "Why are you so careful?"

Qu Lian opened the cloth bag in his arms, revealing the long sword inside.

Although Qu Feng is only a three-legged cat kung fu, he is familiar with the "Famous Sword Manual". He only glanced at it and then exclaimed: "A good sword! This is..."

His eyes fell on the photocopy of "Famous Sword Manual" brought by Qu Lian, and he continued: "What kind of sword is this, are you sure?"

"Although there is no picture, I am sure that this is Chang Ge." Qu Lian said in a low voice.

"The No. [-] magic soldier recorded in "Famous Sword Manual", Chang Ge who disappeared after the Ming Dynasty?" Qu Feng's voice was trembling. He was not short of money, and he didn't care about any treasures.But this is Chang Ge, a mythical weapon recorded in the "Famous Sword Manual", no swordsman can resist its charm.

"I'm sure!" Qu Lian nodded vigorously, "It is exactly the same as that described in "Famous Sword Manual", and I don't know what material it is made of. I even used it to chop diamonds, so hard Everything is broken, but Changge is not damaged at all, and the material used to make it is definitely not something from the earth. Didn’t someone suspect that the extraterrestrial black iron used to make Changge is a meteorite?”

"You actually took such a precious treasure to chop diamonds!" Qu Feng felt his heart hurt, he observed carefully, and saw that there was no crack on Chang Ge's body, so he was relieved.

"It's really Chang Ge..." He stretched out his trembling hand to hold Chang Ge's sword hilt.

"Hey!" Qu Lian suddenly shouted when Qu Feng was about to touch the hilt of the sword.

"What's wrong?" Qu Feng's hand stopped less than one centimeter away from Chang Ge.

"No, nothing, I just want to remind you that this sword weighs more than 100 kilograms and is too heavy, so be careful when picking it up." Qu Lian swallowed, and said with difficulty.

"Don't worry, I've memorized "Famous Sword Manual" by heart, of course I know how heavy it is." After all, Qu Feng's hand was placed on Chang Ge's hilt, Qu Lian felt a pang in his heart, and watched his uncle forcefully lift up his boyfriend.

"It's so heavy..." Qu Feng sighed, "I didn't expect that all the records in the book are true. In the bronze age of the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods, such a miraculous sword could be cast. Modern technology can't make countless swords." A weapon that has survived for thousands of years is truly a miracle!"

"Hmm..." Qu Lian bit her lip, wanting to snatch Chang Ge from her uncle.

Fortunately, Qu Feng is old and has no internal strength. It is very difficult for him to carry more than 100 catties in his hands.He quickly put the Chang Ge on the desk, and carefully traced its outline with his eyes. It became more and more beautiful, and finally he couldn't help reaching out to touch the blade.

"Hey hey!" Qu Lian shouted again.

"What's the matter?" Qu Feng raised his head and asked.

"Chang Ge really has sword energy!" Qu Lian hurriedly ran to the desk, picked up Chang Ge, took a piece of white paper, and blew it on the sword. Before the white paper touched Chang Ge, it turned into a sword. two halves.

"This...is so miraculous!" Qu Feng looked at Chang Ge with admiration, as if he wanted to touch it but dared not.

Qu Lian breathed a sigh of relief, put Chang Ge back on the table, and said to Qu Feng who was immersed in Chang Ge's heroic appearance: "Uncle, the state stipulates that all weapons without a weapon certificate belong to the state."

Qu Feng: "..."

At that moment, Qu Lian saw emotions such as distress, heartbreak, reluctance, patience, having to separate, etc. on his uncle's face, which was always indifferent. He quickly said: "But look at this!"

He handed the "Ancient Weapons Protection Law" to his uncle, and turned to that page. The key sentences have been underlined. What kind of person is Qu Feng? .

"The first, third, fourth and fifth are all right, Xiao Lian, where did you find Chang Ge?" Qu Feng asked.

"Uncle, do you remember where I sent those transformers that day?" Qu Lian reminded.

"Of course I remember!" Qu Feng looked at him suspiciously and asked, "What the hell are you doing? Just as the transformer was delivered there, it was hit by a lightning strike that hadn't happened in a century. When I went there to check, I only saw a piece of scorched black, and the transformers disappeared. Didn’t you discover some way for superconducting transformers to affect the sky?”

"... Uncle, you think too much. I am also unlucky. The transformer was transported there when it was struck by lightning. So many transformers are all superconductors, and they were all smashed into carbon ash by the lightning strike. Oh, this is not important. The important thing is, The lightning strike that day knocked Chang Ge out of the ground." Qu Lian took out the Lincheng map that he had prepared, and explained wildly while drawing on it, "There is an ancient tomb deep underground nearby, but it was Tomb robbers have robbed, there is a robbery hole. On the day of the thunder, I don’t know if there is an electromagnetic reaction. Chang Ge seems to be attracted by a very strong magnetic force, and flew from the robbery hole to the place where the lightning struck. Wait for the lightning strike to end , when I arrived, I saw it stuck in the ground."

Although it sounds a bit unbelievable, it is inexplicably completely in line with the scientific theory. Of course, this is all carefully polished by Yan Changge.

It took Qu Feng a long time to digest Qu Lian's explanation. What he paid most attention to was not the bizarre incident itself, but the place where Chang Ge was found.Whether it's the ancient tomb or the place where Qu Lian put the transformer, before the land reform, it was the land of the Qu family!

He tapped his fingers on the desk a few times before saying, "I'll contact the Qu family's legal advisor and the professor of history at Lincheng University tomorrow, and let these archaeologists prove from the side that Chang Ge was originally buried in this ancient tomb." Medium. There are clear legal regulations, and the possibility of this matter is very high!"

Qu Lian held Chang Ge in his arms, and when Qu Feng thought so comprehensively, the ancient sword in his arms couldn't help jumping up for joy, and let out a low sword chant in Qu Lian's arms.

"Cen—"

Qu Feng: "What sound?"

Qu Lian: "..."

Qu Feng's gaze fell on Qu Lian, seeing him holding Chang Ge tightly, his clothes torn, he couldn't help but wonder: "Why didn't you get hurt by the sword energy when you hugged Chang Ge so directly?"

"Because this sword has recognized its master," Qu Lian had planned long ago to tell Qu Feng about the recognition of its master, so that he would be responsible for keeping Chang Ge in the Qu family in the future, "When I just discovered Chang Ge, I didn't Knowing that it still has sword energy, I touched it directly. At that time, I bled a lot, and the blood was quickly absorbed by Chang Ge, after which the sword energy would not hurt me."

"The book says that Chang Ge is bloodthirsty, and Ning Lizi smelted it with his heart and blood. When I read the book, I thought the truth was exaggerated after word of mouth passed down by the ancients. I didn't expect it to be true!" Qu Feng exclaimed, " Don't tell anyone about this, it would be bad if someone thinks that if they want to get the sword, they must get rid of the original sword owner first."

"Naturally." Qu Lian nodded. He trusted his family members to tell Qu Feng the magic of Chang Ge. As for outsiders, he didn't want people to know how amazing Chang Ge is.

"Well, but this sword energy is really troublesome. When you go to apply for a certificate in the future, you still need an inspector to test it, so you can't even do it. At least you have to make a scabbard for it. But "Famous Sword Manual" says , Chang Ge's scabbard is made of the sacred wood that Ning Lizi has been looking for for many years. It is so powerful, I am afraid that ordinary wood and steel cannot be used to make a sheath for it... There should have been a sheath when he was buried, etc. After the archaeologists enter the tomb, I will try to find a way to find the sheath, hoping that it will not be stolen by grave robbers."

Chang Ge: "..."

Qu Lian: "..."

"Oh, I almost forgot. It turns out that the ancient Changge sword has a scabbard that has followed it for more than 2000 years. I said why do you like the scabbard so much? You even praised Xuanying's scabbard." Discuss with Qu Feng After the end, Qu Lian took Chang Ge back to the old house, returned to the bedroom, and said to Chang Ge.

Gu Jian lay obediently on the bed, where he still had the power of the number one soldier, as obediently as the plastic sword on the practice ground of the Lincheng Police Station.

"By the way, after you transform into a human form, where is the head and where is the body?" Qu Lian poked the tip of the sword and said, "Also, where is that place?"

The ancient sword didn't move at all, and Qu Lian's sensor didn't respond at all. Chang Ge seemed to be asleep and didn't hear what Qu Lian said at all, quietly.

Qu Lian poked the sword body and the hilt with his fingers, the ancient sword remained silent, and he couldn't feel any more joy, and couldn't tell the difference at all.Chang Ge's camouflage ability is simply top-notch. Now that they are all connected, they still can't feel its emotional fluctuations. No wonder they were able to say those high-sounding words so solemnly back then.

"You have a good appearance." Qu Lian said, "I thought you were an out-and-out gentleman, the kindest and most selfless person in the world! I'm really blind with my peach blossom eyes, and I was so miserably deceived by you. .”

Chang Ge trembled in dissatisfaction. It has always been a straight and upright sword, and its upright nature can be seen from its appearance. What Yan Changge thinks and says is consistent with words and deeds, and it is not deceptive.

"You are still not convinced." Qu Lian poked the blade of the sword again.

The long sword rolled under Qu Lian's body, turned him upside down with no use of real energy by using the principle of leverage, and slapped Qu Lian's ass with the hilt of the sword as a punishment while floating in the air.

It didn't hurt at all, but it was so powerful that Qu Lian couldn't turn around, and was hit several times by the hilt of the sword firmly.While being photographed, Qu Lian was thinking wildly. He didn't know whether the sword hilt was a hand or a foot, whether it was a head or where, no matter which part it was, it seemed quite exciting.

Thinking about it, maybe it's been a long time since he vented, but Qu Lian was really hardened by a sword.He couldn't lie on his stomach anymore, he immediately pushed Chang Ge away and jumped off the bed, ran into the bathroom, locked the door, and solved it by himself with a blushing face.It's just too embarrassing, to react in such a situation, that's a sword!Qu Lian never thought that one day he would love someone (or sword?) to such an extent, no matter what he became, he would be able to respond to him, this is simply...

Relying on recalling Yan Changge's handsome face, Qu Lian figured it out.After the end, he leaned against the bathroom wall to pant, and suddenly caught a suspicious reflection in his blurred vision. He immediately put on his pants and strode towards the bathroom door. Under the crack of the door, he saw the tip of Chang Ge's sword.

Qu Lian: "..."

He opened the door abruptly, and saw that Chang Ge was motionless, as if it was a model sword that was thrown here casually, and it didn't come by itself at all.

Qu Lian sighed, and said to Chang Ge on the ground: "I suddenly felt that you have become a lot more magnanimous since you returned to your original form. Think about it, too. After all, you don't even wear clothes now, and you are truly naked and naked." Stop it!"

Chang Ge: "..."

Seeing Chang Ge pretending to be obedient, Qu Lian finally hugged it in his arms and went back to bed to sleep.With a sword in his arms, he suddenly felt a little lonely sleeping without anyone's arms around him, Qu Lian couldn't help but said to Chang Ge: "Hurry up and turn back into a human, I can't sleep well without your arm as a pillow."

"Cen—" Chang Ge groaned softly in his arms, which was the firmest promise.

Qu Lian just fell asleep with a sword in his arms.

Yan Changge has been missing for a week, which has worried many people.The first one is Shang Huaiyuan, Yan Changge signed a contract with the crew of "Wulin Master" before, and he will participate in the whole recording of the show.The second recording after New Year's Day is about to start. At this time, neither Yan Changge nor Qu Lian can participate in the show. Why is Shang Huaiyuan not in a hurry!

"It's useless to worry about it," Qu Lian said to Shang Huaiyuan, "Do you still remember the once-in-a-thousand-year lightning strike on the outskirts of Lincheng a few days ago? At that time, Yan Changge and I happened to be nearby, and the ground there was It’s black, Yan Changge was seriously injured in order to protect me, and now he is retreating to heal his injuries.”

This is an excuse for him and Chang Ge to explain to the outside world. The healing time can be long or short, and it can also be said that the face is injured. When he really needs to show up, he will find someone who is about the same size and lie on the bed with his face covered. "Yan Changge" must not be allowed to suddenly become a missing person!

"Then why don't you come up with a medical certificate and a hospital certificate!" Shang Huaiyuan said anxiously, "We can explain why we can't record a show due to an accidental injury, and we don't have to pay liquidated damages."

Where is the certificate of hospitalization... Qu Lian thought for a while and said, "Don't worry, I will find a way to get you a certificate."

After sending Shang Huaiyuan away, Qu Lian immediately contacted Shen Yifei, and Captain Shen happened to be looking for Yan Changge (the mobile phone had evaporated under the lightning strike). Is Ge there? We found that the president of the Lincheng Martial Arts Association has been moving strangely recently. We tried to follow him several times but lost it. I always feel that he is doing something big recently. What a big fish. Director Xu made an agreement with Yan Changge before, and it seems that the inspectors will come soon, let him hurry up and perform well at this time!"

Qu Lian: "..."

Everything came together, where did he conjure up a Yan Changge to follow the big fish while recording a variety show and be inspected by the inspection team at the same time!

Oh, the armed police brigade has been urging Yan Changge to become an instructor as soon as possible. It is said that they already have two soldiers who have set fire to the demons of Yan Changge and are practicing how to use motorcycles every day. Yan Changge will not show up in person again Instructor, these two soldiers are about to go mad.

Qu Lian only needs to repeat a thousand times or ten thousand times: "Captain Shen, Yan Changge was struck by lightning!"

Shen Yifei: "..."

Although this reason sounds very implausible, his beastly intuition told him that Qu Lian was not lying at all, and every word he said was true!

In the end, Shen Yifei not only failed to invite Yan Changge to help catch the big fish, but also nodded and agreed to help Qu Lian issue a certificate of injury for Yan Changge to the program crew.

After putting down the phone, Shen Yifei reported to Director Xu: "Yan Changge was struck by lightning in a winter that never happened in a thousand years."

Director Xu: "..."

How could he convince the inspection team of such an unbelievable reason?

Not only Qu Lian needs Yan Changge alone, but many people in this world need him. Although he has only been in modern society for half a year, Yan Changge is now an indispensable part of this society, and no one can replace him he.

When everyone was overwhelmed, one night, Qu Lian suddenly woke up, the sudden tremor of the bed made him startled, and the Changge beside him was also humming constantly.

"Earthquake?" Qu Lian quickly picked up the phone, looking for where the earthquake happened.

Now that the Internet is well-developed, within half an hour, news of an 8.1-magnitude earthquake in a second-tier city in the south was posted on the Internet.

"With such a strong earthquake, it's still late at night, how many people will die..." Qu Lian murmured while looking at the phone.

【take me. ] A familiar voice suddenly came from his mind.

"Yan Changge?" Qu Lian looked at the long sword beside him, only to see Changge floating in the air, glowing coldly in the still night.

[I can't make much movement, but you can. ] Chang Ge's voice came directly to Qu Lian's mind again, 【You hold the sword, use me, let's save people. 】