Quick Transmigration: The Villain's Whitewashing Strategy

"HX beep beep, bar, beep?" The man repeated very slowly, "Are you really kidding me?"

"The model number is just the code name before leaving the factory. Now that I am your bionic person, you can give me a new name." Ling Huang was reciting lines completely according to the AI ​​script.

"My bionic man?" The man pondered for a while, finally opened his eyes without squinting, and smiled, "My man?"

"...Yes." Ling Huang was very reluctant to admit it.

"I'm not very good at naming names. Let me think about it. Oh, by the way, my name is Li Huan, happy Huan." Li Huan took a cup to the water dispenser to get a glass of water.

Ling Huang actually has a lot of dissatisfaction with the lines of the AI ​​script.

But he could only struggle secretly, what should be said still had to be said.

"Brother Huan, hello." This is the way of greeting after knowing the owner's name, "Please take care of me in the future."

"Brother?" Li Huan drank his saliva and looked Ling Huang up and down a few steps away, "Do you think I will like this title?"

"Sister Huan?" Ling Huang felt that the AI ​​was still a little witty.

Li Huan almost spit out a mouthful of water, he coughed twice, wiped his mouth, "There are two choices, you can either call me master or call me Huanhuan. Call me brother and call me old."

[Calling me sister is calling him a mother? 】Ah Yue came to join in the fun, 【Wow, I'm a big boss in women's clothing and I'm not called out. 】

"Then call it Huanhuan." Ling Huang ignored Ah Yue, since it was Li Huan's choice, he could choose either one.

Li Huan passed by him, hooked Ling Huang's chin, and said in a frivolous tone, "I thought you would like to call me master."

"If you want me to call it that." Ling Huang followed Li Huan into the kitchen.

"Privately call me Huanhuan, if there are outsiders, please call me master. If you hear me being called by a nickname by a bionic person, someone will definitely ask me about it, and it will be annoying." Li Huan took some ingredients from the refrigerator, "By the way, you can eat with me Oh?"

"Yes." Ling Huang said, "I am a mass-produced companion bionic. In order to infiltrate companionship into the details of life, I have a simulated digestive system in my body."

"Oh." Li Huan turned on the water pipe and began to wash the vegetables, "You can eat, drink, and digest, so your body will also absorb nutrients? Will you gain weight?"

Just as Ling Huang was about to answer, Li Huan waved his hand back again, "Forget it, don't tell me, knowing too much detail will destroy the beauty."

"Ok."

After washing the vegetables, Li Huan just put the knife on the green pepper, turned his face to look at him and asked curiously: "Then you also have to go to the toilet, right?"

Don't ask?

Aren't you afraid of ruining the beauty?

"If you are eating and drinking, you need to drink properly after digestion..."

"Don't, don't say it!" Li Huan waved his hand again, "There are pictures, it's too specific."

"Oh, then I won't talk about it." Ling Huang was a little helpless.

"You really don't know how to cook?" Li Huan asked, "You keep staring at my knife."

"If you need to do housework, you should order a housekeeping-type bionic robot. If necessary, I can introduce it to you." Ling Huang said expressionlessly.

"I don't, the housekeeping type can only do work. There used to be one at my friend's house. Every time I went there, I talked to that bionic man and he was like a lump of wood, meaningless at all."

Ling Huang felt that Li Huan was still excited after getting the bionics, so there were many questions and words.

"It seems that the accompanying type can meet your needs." Ling Huang said.

"Well, you're quite interesting." Li Huan finally started to chop vegetables.

"Tell me, how about the two of us choosing a name with an Easter egg?" Li Huan asked when cooking.

"What egg?" Ling Huang silently watched the smoke coming out of the pot.

Li Huan's oil pan is too hot, it's likely to burn the pan.

"My pinyin abbreviation is LH, how about giving you an abbreviation of LH?" Li Huan quickly stir-fried the things in the pot.

The victory lies in the speed of his hands, and he even tilted the spoon. Ling Huang was a little surprised. This person really knows how to stir-fry, and he is still a chef who likes to stir-fry.

And Li Huan's proposal Ling Huang thinks it is very reliable, because Ling Huang is also LH.

"Soul." Li Huan continued to stir fry with one hand, "Reincarnation, flexibility, comprehension, blush..."

"Huanhuan, I have a little immature suggestion." Ling Huang wanted to interrupt Li Huan's interest in forming words.

Li Huan continued stubbornly, "Leader, Tiger, this one is good, Raging Fire, a bit of a secondary... You just said you had a proposal?"

"Yes, I'm not very mature, I'll give you a reference." Ling Huang said.

"How immature?" Li Huan had already cooked a dish with a few words.

After putting the dishes on the plate and throwing the pot into the sink, Li Huan turned to look at Ling Huang.

"Maybe it's immature like the green fruit on the tree." Ling Huang joked from the AI ​​script.

"Then you wait until the fruit is sweet." Li Huan came over and tapped the tip of Ling Huang's nose, "Your appearance is exactly the same as mine."

To order bionics that support face pinching, you need to pay more. Li Huan chose this project.

"I have to say that your aesthetics are really good." The words in the script are always so pleasant to the ears.

"I also think that the tear mole is right under the corner of the right eye, which is really nice." Li Huan lowered his head and looked closely at Ling Huang, "You are so pretty, and I like your personality, so I am very satisfied."

After a while, Ling Huang felt a wave of heat rising from the soles of his feet and rushing straight to his face.

"How can it be so good-looking? Hehe." Li Huan patted Ling Huang's head happily, "The details and expressions are all in place. If I tell them I like it, I will be a little shy, and I can really blush, tsk tsk."

[This is not the blush judgment written by AI programming for you, is it?Is this because you are really ashamed by him? 】

[He is the target of my plane, right? ] Ling Huang raised his hands to cover his face, his palms were hot.

【Ah, how do you know?I'm still holding back. 】

[Watching scenes, big brother, isn’t it the goal? Are you not afraid of being beaten in the toilet by arranging so many scenes? ]

[It's not like I haven't done this kind of thing before, who dares to press me?Call him out and I'll meet him. 】

Only then did Ling Huang suddenly realize that something was wrong.

[What about the main line?not there?I always feel that if I say something like this, he will jump out and threaten me, why don't you say anything? ]

[Temporary task, on the battlefield. 】Ah Yue's voice dropped, 【Hey, the situation is getting more and more critical. I don't have enough combat experience, so I won't be allowed to go...】

[Are you worried about him? ] Ling Huang asked, [What is the battlefield?hit who?Predator or Alien? ]

[I'm not worried about him! 】Ah Yue raised her voice, wondering if she was angry at being exposed,【Don't ask me either!Concentrate on attacking your plane, and you will know everything when you pass all levels! 】

Talking to Ah Yue, Ling Huang didn't notice Li Huan.

It was only after the conversation came to an end that I realized that Li Huan's close-up face was getting closer again.

"I've figured out your name." Li Huan came over and put his lips on the tip of Ling Huang's nose lightly, "My little tiger."