I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

He called out "good brother", and the man in the coat who called out was sweating down his back.

"Buy...what to buy?" The man in the coat rolled his eyes, and the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem.

"House." Miss Mermaid smiled.

"..."

You want a house if you open your mouth, do you treat me as a small opening? !

The man in the coat shouted in his heart.

At this time, the gold-rimmed glasses came over with water, and she put the water on the tea table in front of the man in the coat, and turned around to see Miss Mermaid, her eyes lit up.

Generally, beauties who are tall and unearthly are all born with good genes. Why are they born with good genes?It is very likely that the family has a mine, and the ancestors married beautiful women for generations, and the genes are passed down.

The gold-rimmed glasses pushed the glasses on the bridge of the nose, then looked down at Xiao Biao on Miss Mermaid's lap, hoo, she is a pet lover.

Quickly turn around and call Shiba Inu to show off.

The Shiba Inu walked over, tilted his head and shot the cute ray at Miss Mermaid.

Jinsi Glasses took the opportunity to ask, "Do you want to buy a house?"

Miss Mermaid was ambiguous: "What kind of things are there?"

"Which type are you looking at? A villa? I happen to have a villa with a swimming pool in my hand..." After a pause, the gold-rimmed glasses realized that he had said something wrong. The girl in front of her was in a wheelchair and couldn't even stand up. Where can I swim, I quickly changed my words, "There are also those near the back mountain. In the early morning, the courtyard is full of birds, not to mention how pleasant it is."

"It's pretty good." Miss Mermaid turned to look at the man in the coat with a pure and innocent face, "What do you think?"

The man in the coat was restless: "Hahahaha, let's see if there is anything else I like more."

Miss Mermaid was overjoyed, and reached out to poke Xiao Biao on the tail: "I have never bought a house, please help me to see it."

Xiao Biao was looking around the room, and Miss Mermaid poked him. He was annoyed, so he simply jumped off Miss Mermaid's tail.

The real estate agency has two floors, and Xiao Biao walked around upstairs and downstairs with small steps on tiptoe.

He was looking for Lin An, but he didn't see Lin An until he even checked the bathroom.

He had no choice but to turn around the cat, go downstairs, and jump onto Miss Mermaid's lap again.

"This is good." Miss Mermaid has already picked out the house she likes, and without any doubt, she picked the most expensive one in the real estate agency's album.

The man in the coat twitched his eyelids. He glanced at the wheelchair seated by Miss Mermaid, and his fearful expression gradually disappeared and turned into joy.

In the next second, the man in the coat stood up from the sofa, rushed to the door at a speed of [-] meters, pulled the glass door, and disappeared without a trace.

Let him be taken advantage of?That can't be done!

Miss Mermaid was stunned, and after realizing it, she spit on the ground with anger in her eyes: "You're so fucking picky."

The complexion of the gold-rimmed glasses is a bit strange.

She thought to herself, it must be the man in the coat who wanted to hug the thigh of the rich lady, thinking about buying a house to curry favor, but the funds didn't keep up, and the thigh didn't hug him.

"Are you optimistic about this house? To tell you the truth, this house has very good feng shui. It is the king of villas in the entire community. Since it was built, it has been held by the developer. selling."

Miss Mermaid nodded. She has always boasted that she has high vision, and the ones she likes are only one in a million.

It's just that Miss Mermaid has no money.

But she never felt that she was short of money, and there was no cowardice on her face. She reached out and continued to poke Xiao Biao, asking very naturally: "Can you buy it?"

After the gold-rimmed glasses heard this, the eyes behind the eyes shone brightly.

Just ask the cat on your lap when buying a villa?This girl is definitely a big fish.

In a sense, the gold-rimmed glasses guessed right.

Miss Mermaid is a big fish.

"Meow." Xiao Biao said, but he and Miss Mermaid are not on the same channel, "Ask her where Lin An is."

"Oh." Miss Mermaid looked up at the gold-rimmed glasses, her tone calm, "Where is Lin An?"

"Lin An?" The gold-rimmed glasses froze for a moment, and it took a while to realize, "You mean my colleague here, right? He went out to look at the house with the client."

"He's not here..." Miss Mermaid looked down at Xiao Biao.

Xiao Biao pointed at the door: "Meow meow meow meow." There's nothing interesting here, let's go to the nearby restaurant.

Miss Mermaid glanced at the big villa in the album. She didn't really want to buy a house. Although the house was nice, she wasn't attracted by the row of restaurants outside.

The wheelchair was turned neatly and headed out of the store.

"Don't you buy it?" Gold-rimmed glasses chased after him.

Miss Mermaid's wheelchair turned quickly, and she left the house in the blink of an eye, and continued to look for restaurants along the commercial street.

Gold silk glasses stood at the door of the intermediary store, her eyes were thoughtful. After a while, she took out her mobile phone and dialed a number: "Lin An, you go back to the company first..."

Xiao Biao left the real estate agency. He searched around the store, pondered the steel coin in Miss Mermaid's hand, thought for a while, and directed Miss Mermaid to buy two cones in a dessert shop.

Miss Mermaid was eating an ice cream cone, her face turned pink with excitement.

"It's a worthwhile trip!"

Give this trip a high degree of affirmation.

Seeing that Miss Mermaid was happy and satisfied, Xiao Biao took this opportunity to ask Miss Mermaid for the two cups of ancient gold coins.

At sunset, Miss Mermaid returned to the koi pond with her wheelchair. Xiao Biao carried a blanket and gold coins in his mouth, and went home along the drain pipe.

Putting the blanket back into the closet as it was, and hiding the gold coins in his cardboard box, Xiao Biao was about to take a nap.

The little kingfisher came chirping.

The little kingfisher is very efficient in handling affairs, but in a day's time, it has already checked the resident pets in the North District.

"Just such a pet?" Xiao Biao was very dissatisfied after listening to the little kingfisher's report, "Is your census accurate? Why didn't you count the puppet cat downstairs?"

The little kingfisher blinked its bean-like eyes: "Never mind it, it has never left the house in its entire life, so if I forget it, it won't even be able to go on Monday."

Xiao Biao lowered his head, thinking.

The north district is buildings, and the south district is villas. In terms of the number of owners, there must be more pets in the north district than in the south district, so naturally there are more pets in the north district than in the south district.

In terms of quantity alone, the North District has an overwhelming advantage.

But the problem is that there is a fundamental difference in the way of governance between the North District and the South District.

The Southern Rabbit King in the Southern District values ​​domestic pets very much, and in order to maintain its class rights, it also opens its doors to those stray pets.

But the North District is different, the wild father doesn't like domestic pets at all, and because of the oppression of the Southern Rabbit Emperor, the stray pets in the North District keep moving to the South District, and the rule of the North District is in jeopardy.

The domesticated wild fathers don't want them, and the homeless ones keep defecting. The wild fathers are almost becoming poor commanders.

"Without the people, how can you be a ruler..." Xiao Biao worried, "It's time for reform."

"Do you want a revolution?" Little Kingfisher's eyes lit up.

Xiao Biao didn't answer, but gave the little kingfisher a second task: "Go and do a census of domestic pets in our northern district."

The little kingfisher scratched his head: "That's not easy to check, and I can't enter the house."

"Aiqing is wise and brave!"

Xiao Biao casually put a high hat on the little kingfisher, watched the little kingfisher go, Xiao Biao stood in front of the window and pondered for a while, and finally decided to practice with the puppet cat "Princess" downstairs first.

After dinner, Xiao Biao went downstairs along the drainpipe. He tossed up and down trees and managed to catch a fat squirrel.

The fat squirrel trembled all over. Xiao Biao pressed it under its paws, and its three souls and seven souls flew into the sky. It was ready to die, but Xiao Biao lifted his paws and let it go.

"I'm lonely, and I just want a friend to chat with me..." Xiao Biao sighed, his tone was bleak, "You are the brightest and softest squirrel I've ever seen, I really... don't deserve to chat with you right..."

Xiao Biao was showing his sharp claws one second, and turned into a young man with low self-esteem the next second.

The squirrel looked surprised, and after a while, the simple-minded one became proud.

The one in front of him is the eldest son of North Elvis, the eldest prince of the North District!

"Do you want to be friends with me?" The squirrel withdrew its little feet as if trying to escape, and puffed out its chest.

"Well, can you chat with me?"

"Hmm..." Squirrel pretended to be in a difficult situation, and after posing for a while, nodded slowly, "Okay."

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws to pick up the squirrel, and walked to the window of Xia Xue's house.

Xia Xue lives on the first floor, and the second bedroom has a large bay window. On the bay window is the cushion of the puppet cat princess. The cushion is thick and soft, and the princess likes to lie down here very much.

It's just that it's getting late now, the curtains are drawn, and the inside and outside of the house are cut off.

Xiao Biao jumped onto the window sill outside the bay window, put the little squirrel beside him, and turned his head to look at the curtains inside the window.

The light was on in the room, and the light cast a black shadow on the curtains, which looked like a puppet cat lying on the cushion.

"Little squirrel, do you know that I live downstairs with a beautiful cat?" Xiao Biao's tone was full of longing.

The little squirrel nodded: "It's that puppet that has never been out. I heard people say that cats are expensive."

The shadow of the puppet cat on the curtain turned over comfortably, looking very comfortable.

Xiao Biao continued: "I've been to their house a few times, and I've really seen its face, it's really..."

"What is it?" The squirrel has no interest in the puppet cat, but in order to maintain the friendship with the prince of the North District, it yawned and took the conversation dryly, "Don't hesitate, I'm so curious .”

Xiao Biao secretly gave Squirrel a compliment: "Princess, she is really noble, but...but..."

"But what?" The squirrels continued more and more smoothly.

"But the Siamese in the southern area actually said that the princess is not as noble as it."

"Is there such a thing?" Squirrel scratched his belly, sighing inwardly that he could no longer keep up with the community news.

"I admit that the Siamese family was born in the court, and they are indeed very noble, and they are also very elegant when they walk..." Xiao Biao clicked his lips, "But I think the princess..."

Xiao Biao suddenly deliberately lowered his voice.

The black shadow on the curtain magnified, the puppet cat princess had already pasted the window, and the exquisite cat's body was completely reflected on the curtain.