I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

The sun is setting in the west, and the golden afterglow shines into the room through the floor-to-ceiling windows.

Xiao Biaoge You collapsed on the sofa, looking out the window with dim cat eyes.

The sunset is infinitely good, but it is almost dusk.

"Jiujiu." The little kingfisher stood on the window frame and looked at Xiao Biao worriedly, "Boss, cheer up!"

Xiao Biaomao's face was lifeless and unresponsive.

The little kingfisher turned around twice in a hurry, and then it spread its wings and flew into the room, landed on Xiao Biao's furry and soft belly, stuck its neck, and pointed at Xiao Biao's belly with the tip of its wings: " You are the king of the North District!"

Xiao Biao's eyeballs moved, slowly and numbly.

The little kingfisher continued to earnestly say: "Thanks to you, the North District can achieve such an achievement today. Miss Mermaid has put away all the gifts from the South District, and is just waiting for you to find her. Let's study together how to deal with these things." gift?"

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and scratched his face, his eyes lingered on the afterglow of the setting sun, and after a while, he let out a long sigh.

"Boss, do you know? We won a veritable victory this time! This time, not only did no pets join the camp in the southern district, but even pets from the southern district turned to us in the northern district! They are willing to give up as domestic pets." Master, you have crossed the koi pond and traveled thousands of miles to our northern district to wander, what does this mean? It means that you have brought about changes in the northern district!"

Xiao Biao frowned, turned his head, and looked at the little kingfisher with crazy eyes, obviously not believing what the kingfisher said: "Thank you, I'm fine, just let me stay by myself for a while."

The little kingfisher tapped its beak and blinked its eyes: "Do you think I lied to you?"

Xiao Biao turned his head to look at the sunset outside the window, his expression indifferent.

"What I said is true, Bengbiao will go home tonight to pack up his things, and he will come over tomorrow morning." The little kingfisher tapped Xiao Biao's stomach angrily, "Bengbiao is a crow with a sharp beak And stylish, the bird's eyes are deep and sharp, and the feathers are colorful black, you will like it when you see it."

Xiao Biao was shocked by the adjective of the little kingfisher: "What is colorful black?"

The little kingfisher tilted its head and tried to describe: "It looks black at first glance, but when the sun..."

As soon as it stretched its wings, the tips of its wings pointed to the east, and it slowly moved westward: "When the sun comes here, the dazzling sunlight hits the beautiful feathers on Biaobang's body. In the feathers, there is a more noble purple, a more noble blue..."

"Is it hairy?"

"..."

The tip of the little kingfisher's wings suddenly pierced Xiao Biao's stomach.

"Meow!" Xiao Biao sat up straight reflexively from the pain, and covered his stomach with his paws.

As soon as Xiao Biao moved, the little kingfisher flapped its wings and flew up, and it hung in front of Xiao Biao: "In addition to bouncing, the husky will also come, the husky said that he will go home today to say goodbye to the master, and it will come tomorrow morning. "

Xiao Biao changed his posture, lying prone on the sofa, with his two front paws in his hands: "It's a bit strange."

"What's strange?"

"It's nothing, it's not strange." Xiao Biao sighed, "There is nothing that can surprise me anymore."

"What are you talking about?" Little Kingfisher was at a loss.

Xiao Biao stretched out his claws and waved at the little kingfisher.

The little kingfisher quickly flew to Xiao Biao's mouth, poked his head to listen to the order.

Xiao Biao's voice was very low: "Go to that so-and-so, and ask about that and so on."

"..."

The little kingfisher fluttered its wings: "Boss, your words are really hard to understand."

"Oh." Xiao Biao stopped talking.

"Boss?"

"There is no tacit understanding."

The little kingfisher anxiously flew around Xiao Biao: "Speak clearly."

Xiao Biao lowered his head, dipped his fluffy head into the sofa, and it took him a long time to make a sound again.

Because the cat's mouth was on the sofa, the voice became muffled: "Ask Ye Daddy, how did it get its pocket? Is it natural? If it wasn't natural, what opportunity did it have when it got it? ..."

The little kingfisher nodded its head: "You said that a long time ago, so I understand."

"..."

The little kingfisher fluttered away.

Xiao Biao rolled on the sofa several times, and the fur on the cat's body was blown up by static electricity.

"No, I can't admit defeat!" Xiao Biao rolled off the sofa, looked down at his white gloves, waved them twice, then ran to the bathroom in a hurry, and looked in the mirror.

In the mirror, there is a teenage cat whose skeleton has not yet fully opened.

Xiao Biao leaned on the mirror with one paw, looked at himself in the mirror with deep cat eyes, and fell into the memory.

When I was a human being, I encountered a much worse predicament than now.But time has passed, and the predicament at that time is now recalled, and it is already a highlight moment in his life.

Xiao Biao still remembers when he was just learning swimming when he was young, a coach led ten students in the swimming team, and the swimming team that Xiao Biao was in also had ten students, but the cruel thing was that they only had nine swimming rings.

As the only boy among the ten students, Xiao Biao was forced to give up the qualification to own a swimming ring, although he didn't want to think about the nine girls at the time.

Xiao marked that when he secretly counted the number of swimming rings and realized that there were not enough swimming rings, at the age of five, he quickly snatched a big and beautiful dolphin swimming ring with lightning speed.

Hold tightly in my arms.

But before his swimming ring was warmed up, he was dragged away by the coach and handed to a little girl with braids.

After taking away the swimming ring, the coach patted Xiao Biao's head pretendingly: "You have to give in to the girls."

The young Xiao Biao was crying in his heart, but no one heard him.

From then on, Xiao Biao decided secretly that he would never give in to the girls again, so every time he took the swimming test, he shook the nine girls behind.

"Pain makes people grow..." Xiao Biao stood in front of the mirror, his green cat eyes were extremely deep, "Everything that can't kill you will make you stronger..."

"Little cat, what are you meowing in the mirror?"

A girl's crisp voice came from behind.

Grid is home.

Xiao Biao turned his head to look at Gege, the cat's face was full of doubts, at this time, it was more than an hour earlier than the time when Gege returned home from school in the past.

Ge Ge stood at the door of the bathroom, with a smile on her face, she stuck out her tongue at Xiao Biao: "I missed class today, I thought you were not at home at this hour, and ran home in a hurry, but I didn't expect you to be here... ..."

Xiao Biao's eyes widened, why is this so fat?Judging from the meaning in Gege's words, why does it seem that he wants to do bad things without telling himself?

"Little cat." Gege walked into the bathroom, stretched out his hands to hug Xiao Biao, turned around and walked all the way to the hall, "You must be curious, why are there only me and my brother in the family, obviously other people have parents .”

"Meow meow." No, I'm not curious.

Ge Ge put Xiao Biao sideways on the sofa, and she herself sat cross-legged opposite Xiao Biao, her emotions were a little complicated, half happy and half lost, very mysterious: "Two years ago, my mother disappeared, and my father went to find She, Dad hasn't been home for two years in order to find her mother..."

Xiao Biao looked at Ge Ge's expression of desire, so he leaned down on the sofa and listened with his paws in his mouth.

"The relationship between my brother and my father is not good. They don't usually contact each other, so my father left the bank card with me, and pays me living expenses, tuition fees and so on every month..."

"Meow." Xiao Biaomao's head was tucked into his neck, his eyes were half-closed, and he was already dozing off.

"But, the money in that card has been cut off for six months..." Ge Ge looked troubled, "I didn't dare to tell my brother."

"I..." Grid reached out and patted the cat's head, "I saw two big gold coins in your box."

"Meow, woof, woof!" Xiao Biao sat up abruptly, staring at Ge Ge with his green eyes, and the drowsiness that had accumulated at first flew out of the sky in an instant.

Don't think about it!

That's my gold coin!

It's my life too!

Gege was taken aback by Xiao Biao's reaction, and his eyes immediately turned red: "I called my dad, and my dad pressed my phone, and when I called again, the phone was turned off..."

"Meow meow!" Then you continue to fight!

"Father doesn't want me anymore, woo woo woo woo woo." Grid cried with her head in her arms.

"..."

Xiao Biao took two steps back, the cat was leaning against the armrest of the sofa, the cries of Ge Ge rolled up into waves, and Xiao Biao's head was so big when it rushed.

"I heard my brother call. He has to pay someone a lot of money recently. His salary is not much, woo woo woo woo..."

"Meow!" Stop crying!Hold back!

Xiao Biao's brain ached from the sound of crying.

"I have to pay the bus fare next week, it's too expensive, thousands of dollars..." Gege patted the sofa cushion with his little hands, "I'm still a child!"

"..."

Xiao Biaomao's face twisted, and after a while, it turned around and jumped off the sofa, took catwalks with difficulty, and walked towards Gege's bedroom.

Xiao Biao's cardboard box was placed by the door, and under the blanket was the treasure that Xiao Biao took painstakingly to search for.

Jumping into the cardboard box, Xiao Biao stretched out his cat's paws, and pushed the blanket away heavily.

Two golden ancient coins appeared in sight.

Xiao Biao raised his head and looked towards the door.

Gege stopped crying, she held the door frame with her hands, stood at the door with red eyes, and looked at Xiao Biao pitifully: "Little cat, I remember there is a big pearl in the box."

After a pause, Grid said again: "There is still a necklace."

"..."

Xiao Biao clenched his cat's claws tightly, his eyeballs trembling.

Is this girl a vampire? !Is she going to drink her own blood? !

The words of the young swimming coach flashed in my mind: "You have to yield to the girls."

"Little cat, I don't want that necklace." Seeing Xiao Biao's tangled face, Gege couldn't bear it, so he quickly made a concession, "You keep it, I just want gold coins and pearls."

Xiao Biao vomits blood.

What happened to the generosity on Grid's face?So natural, so unaffected, as if she had made some great sacrifices for her own cat!