I want to negotiate with the shit shoveler

Nan Tuhuang poked his neck, and felt guilty on his furry face.

All the fights for performance have always been about increasing the number of pets, so as soon as the dream alpaca in the Heishui community opened, two hundred ants were smashed out to frighten the pets.

And the Jedi pony in Baishui community can only fight back with [-] online teal ducks and three peacocks on the basis of suspecting that ants have intelligence problems and not believing that ants have the ability to take an oath to join the association.

Although it sounds ridiculous, in the pet association, there are really many species, ranging from small as an ant to as big as a whale shark. This calculation method of a few chipmunks is really unrealistic.

Besides, the existence of mages is something that needs to be recorded at another level in the history of Yushan. No one has ever used mages to compete for performance.

The pet hall is very quiet, you can hear a needle drop.

After a while, the dreamy alpaca broke the silence: "What are you talking about? Are you at the bottom every year, and you are so angry?"

Nan Tuhuang clenched his paws into fists, and tried to straighten his body to make himself more conspicuous: "I said, the performance of our community this year is... a mage!"

"What kind of pet is the French lion?" The Jedi pony asked, "A lion from France? How many?"

"It's not a lion." Nan Tuhuang blushed and argued, "Mages are rare..."

"I can't understand the words." Dreamy Alpaca interrupted Nan Tuhuang rudely, "Young rabbit, we all know that the magic lion you mentioned is not the kind of mage we think, but you have done well this year. If you can get the first lion, is the real estate in your community very good, but the lion can only be counted as a performance quota, and you are still at the bottom."

"I don't know if it's the prairie lion or the parasite lice in the dirty neighborhood." The Jedi pony also sneered, "Young rabbit, don't be grandstanding. Save some face."

"Shut up!" Nantu Huang was furious. It slammed onto the table and waved its snow-white fist. The mage of ice!"

"Confused, you really don't know what a mage is." The dreamy alpaca was also angry, it stood up, and pointed its tiny hooves directly at the rabbit emperor, "20 years ago, when the silver lady was still there, we all saw a mage , first of all, I want to correct you a mistake, mages can control wind and ice, but there is no mage who can control wind and ice at the same time!"

"It's fine! The civet cat is fine!" The little white rabbit gritted his teeth frantically, "You alpaca, you pretend to be knowledgeable every day, but what do you actually know? You don't know anything! You're ignorant!"

"You say I'm ignorant? Young rabbit, my brother is here to teach you how to be a pet..." The alpaca pulled away the chair and walked towards Nantuhuang.

"Is this going to be a pet?" The Jedi pony looked at it with a funny face.

"What are you going to do?!" Nan Tuhuang was anxious, and jumped directly onto the little hedgehog's table next door, "Are you in a meeting now?"

"Let me tell you the consequences of lying!" Dreamy Alpaca had already walked in front of Nantuhuang, stepped on the table with one hoof, and turned his hunchback face to the rabbit's, "Disobedient children will be beaten!"

"I didn't lie!" Nantuhuang trembled, it saw the muscle mass under the alpaca's fur, and its voice lowered an octave, "I really didn't... lie."

"Stubborn, young rabbit!"

"Little civet cat, save me!" Nan Tuhuang jumped off the table and ran out of the venue.

"Hahaha, mage? With a mage, it can be so cowardly?" Dreamy alpaca stood upright, arms crossed, looking at Nan Tuhuang's fleeing back, sneered mercilessly.

Deafening laughter erupted throughout the venue, which lasted for a long time.

"This little white rabbit is crazy. In order to deceive the performance, he will tell all kinds of lies."

"Don't blame it, it's miserable for thousands of years."

"A divided community, hahahaha."

The Nantu Emperor was about to run to the entrance of the synagogue, and laughter came towards him like waves.

"No...you can't be cowardly! I'm a great rabbit who aspires to be a politician!" Nantu Huang's body trembled, and he turned his head abruptly. He stared at the dreamy alpaca with blood-red eyes like a hell rabbit, and his rabbit's mouth squirmed, "Yesterday is yellow!"

"What did you say?" The dreamy alpaca raised an eyebrow.

"I said you are a yellow flower from yesterday!" Nantuhuang patted the rabbit fur on his body, took a deep breath, turned around and walked towards the dreamy alpaca.

Its heart was beating like a drum, but the rabbit's face was calm: "I declare that from now on, the best community in Yushan Conference every year will be our Splendid Mountain City!"

"Young rabbit, you have a serious tone!" The dreamy alpaca narrowed its eyes, and its face became completely gloomy.

The Jedi pony in the distance also stood up and looked at Nan Tuhuang without saying a word. Its tail slapped its own butt in a very rhythmic manner. Anyone familiar with it would know that it was angry.

Nan Tuhuang walked towards his seat, reached out his hand to touch his pocket, took out his mobile phone, and called Xiao Biao.

"Little civet cat? Come back, there are ignorant pets here who want to see what a mage is." Nan Tuhuang had a grim expression, his tone was low, and his eyes were fixed on the dreamy alpaca in front of him.

The ignorant alpaca will immediately let you feel the joy of the cold wind and the freezing cold.

"Crooked?" Xiao Biao answered the phone, his voice was quite excited at the beginning, but when he heard the content of Nantuhuang's speech, Xiao Biao's mood immediately became depressed, "No time, don't talk to them, just drink honestly Mountain spring water is available."

"..." Nan Tuhuang blinked, and suppressed his irritability, "Why don't you come in!"

"No, I made an appointment on the Internet, and I can't leave now." Xiao Biao squatted at the door of the pet hall, looking at the intersection of the tree-lined road ahead: "You said that your call came at an inappropriate time. , made me happy in vain, I thought it was the rider who arrived."

"At this juncture, why do you still order flash gifts?!" Nan Tuhuang was so angry that he circled in circles, "Whose card did you swipe, and whose card did you swipe?!"

"..." Xiao Biao changed his paw to pick up the phone.

"I've been spoiled and bullied! Your benefactor has been spoiled and bullied!"

Xiao Biao lowered his head, looked at the black bank card in the cat's paw, and pondered for a moment: "You are right, how can you let Bie Chong bully you, just wait, I will come right away."

Nantuhuang hung up the phone, the rabbit's face was full of confidence, it jumped over the dreamy alpaca, jumped onto the chair in charge of the pet in Jinxiu Mountain City again, picked up the cup filled with mountain spring water, and took a sip.

The dreamy alpaca walked behind Nantuhuang and stared at Nantuhuang with squinted eyes.

Feeling Ling Chi's gaze from the alpaca, Nantuhuang coughed and choked on his saliva.

The dreamy alpaca sneered again.

"Go back to your seats!" The old deer on the rostrum said, it skipped the topic of Heishui Baishui community and Jinxiu Mountain City, and clicked on the pet in charge of a nearby community, "Your community ranked third last year Well, you report, and then report in order according to last year's results."

The meeting continued in an orderly manner.

But the hearts of the pets at the meeting were all glued to Nantuhuang.

Nan Tuhuang sat on the chair, facing waves of gazes. He was very nervous at first, but later on, he gradually got used to it.

"Has the mage not come yet?" The little hedgehog sitting at the table next to Nantuhuang poked his head out and asked Nantuhuang, "When will you come?"

Nantuhuang gave the little hedgehog a flirtatious look. This hedgehog is also at the bottom, and competes with Nantuhuang for the penultimate place every year: "Come soon."

"May I ask, how are mages trained?" The little hedgehog said in a low voice, "To tell you the truth, I spent a lot of effort this year and kidnapped three stray cats from the neighborhood next door to join our community. This year, I'm sure you'll be overwhelmed by this year, and you're going to deal with this... I'm at a loss again."

"Don't compare me, I never regard you as an opponent." Nan Tuhuang proudly raised his chin, and took another sip of mountain spring water.

The little hedgehog rolled his eyes, turned around to drink his own mountain spring water, and muttered in a low voice: "I don't know if there really is a mage."

The little white rabbit looked down at his mobile phone, 10 minutes had passed since he called the little civet cat, and the little civet cat hadn't appeared yet!

"I'll give you another 30 seconds. If you don't show up again, I'll stop... stop your card!" Nan Tuhuang gritted his teeth.

"Cough..." A cat's head poked out from the left rear, "Stop the card? Is it too much?"

"Little civet cat?!" Nan Tuhuang's eyes widened suddenly. There was never a moment when he felt that the little civet cat was so close and cute. "You are finally here."

"Why are you looking for me in such a hurry?" Xiao Biao put his paws in his pockets, trying to arrange the things sent by the flash rider, so as not to be difficult to take out when he needed to use them at night.

"Did you see that alpaca?" Nan Tuhuang stretched out his paw and pointed at the dreamy alpaca.

"It bullied you?"

"Ah."

"Okay, after the conference is over, I'll cover it with a sack and beat it up." Xiao Biao looked down at his phone, "It's getting late, I have an appointment tonight, so you can hold the meeting for me."

"What the hell!" Nan Tuhuang grabbed Xiao Biao's arm, "Do you still have any dreams? Put a sack on it and beat it? Then how does it know who beat it?"

"..." Xiao Biao scratched his head, "Then what do you want?"

"Go, now, go and freeze it!" Nantu Huang pursed his mouth and his eyes were red.

The little hedgehog on the side poked his head over: "Little civet cat, are you that mage?"

Just as Xiao Biao was about to answer, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Chong, who was originally reading the performance speech, stopped reading and turned to look at Xiao Biao. The eyes of all the pets in the meeting also fell on Xiao Biao, as if they were waiting for his answer.

In the distance, the dreamy alpaca stood up with the Jedi pony and walked this way.

Xiao Biao licked his lips: "Is the situation wrong?"

Nantuhuang lowered his voice and looked at Xiao Biao: "They all want to know if you are a mage."

"Oh?" Xiao Biao's eyes lit up, "This is the rhythm of... I want to become famous in one battle?"

Nan Tuhuang clapped his claws and pressed Xiao Biao's shoulder: "Answer it, tell them, you are a mage."

Xiao Biao froze Nantuhuang's paw, narrowed his green cat pupils, and began to think.

This situation is indeed a good opportunity to build momentum for yourself, but if you want to build momentum in a hurry, you will definitely step on others to take the lead...

Since you have to step on it, you have to step on it, and you can't take the initiative to provoke yourself. The strong who love to provoke and bully the weak will be jealous, and have a bad reputation...

It would be better if someone came to provoke me, and then I would face the difficulties, step back without saying a word, and step back in a low-key, humble and polite way, and be able to subtly reveal my strength.

Xiao Biao nodded, raised his eyes again, twisted his neck and began to look for the target.

The dreamy alpaca came over, looking at it billowing with anger, it was just a powder keg that exploded at one point.

Xiao Biao was very satisfied.

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