The male protagonist is always on the wrong side [Quick Transmigration]

When Chen Xiaoguang called, He Xiu was blown drowsy by the hot wind in Fang Yan's arms, and the ringing of the call woke him up suddenly.Fang Yan watched the little guy in his arms crawl away from him awkwardly, and answered the phone unhappily.

"Brother Chen, it's so late, what's the matter?"

He looked up at the wall clock, it was nearly ten o'clock.

Over there, Chen Xiaoguang yelled anxiously: "I can't tell on the phone. Anyway, I was shocked when I saw it just now. Hurry up and check the trending searches on Weibo!"

The other party just hung up the phone.Fang Yan frowned, staring at the phone screen wondering what Chen Xiaoguang was up to, he should know that he never liked to pay attention to these gossips.

However, hearing Chen Xiaoguang's tone on the phone was a bit unusual, Fang Yan hesitated for a moment, and clicked on it according to his words, and was instantly caught by the two trending searches marked "Hot".

#The cats have become fine these days#

#Kris begging#

Fang Yan was leaning on the head of the bed, but when he saw that it was related to Kris, he immediately sat up straight and clicked in to take a closer look.

The Weibo with the most likes in the trending search was reposted by a well-known pet blogger. It was accompanied by three large pictures that were presumably captured by mobile phones. The light was slightly dim and not very clear.

However, the cat squatting on the side of the road and the white cardboard under the cat's body are still very clear. There are a few words written crookedly on the cardboard: touch 1 piece,

Kiss for 5 bucks.

Fang Yan:! ! !

He recognized it almost immediately, the silly cat in the photo that was flaunting its cuteness to passers-by with its big eyes wide open, the one lying beside him now.

The big characters are brown and black, probably painted with shadow powder. There is also a small zippered cosmetic bag in front of the cat, and there are already a lot of coins in it.

Fang Yan had a vein on his forehead, he quickly flipped through the comments, and sure enough, many people recognized it.

--Top Comments--

Am I the only one who thinks this cat looks a bit like Kris?In other words, what is it doing, prostitution and begging?I must be dazzled...

Unlikely, there are many good-looking puppet cats. Kris is not so silly and cute. When did the cover photo of "CAT" not be as cold as a queen.

Ahhhhhh, where did you meet the blogger? !Don't say 1 yuan, let me touch 100 yuan, okay? QAQ I'm a fan of Kris.

This cat is going to heaven, it's really a long time. 【doge】

……

Another recent comment:

Nowadays, people do everything to make money. I was at the scene today, and this cat looked very pitiful. I guess it has suffered a lot from being trained like this.

Seeing this, Fang Yan took a deep breath, feeling very uncomfortable, "What did you do this afternoon?" He woke He Xiu up and asked in a cold voice.

He Xiu gave a low "meow" and turned his head to the other side to ignore him. He was still angry on his own side, and this man was fierce at him again.

There is also a small video at the bottom of Weibo, Fang Yan opened it to He Xiu's little cat head, and showed him a man and a woman laughing.

Man: "This cat is very clever, and I really won't let you touch it without paying me."

Female: "Oh, it costs five yuan for a kiss. It's too expensive. Can I do it for four yuan?"

He seems to be covering his mouth and laughing.

Female: "Hey, four yuan seems to be okay, it didn't hide, can I kiss the three yuan again?"

Male: "Okay, okay, don't tease it, the owner is probably watching, maybe it's a prank or something."

Female: "Wait a minute, this cat looks like Kris, I'll ask its owner if he sells it?"

The screen flickered for a while, and the cat jumped onto the wall, still holding a small cosmetic bag in its mouth.

Female: "Hey, don't run away, you little clever ghost."

Man: "I really saw something new today."

The video ended here, and He Xiu let out a "meow" in horror, a pair of blue cat eyes stared round and round, and all the hair on his body exploded.

He really only begged for a while!

Up to 10 minutes!

I made almost 100 yuan, and then slipped away before the flow of people gathered. How could someone take a video and even post it on Weibo? !

"Guilty?" Fang Yan's thin lips pursed into a sharp arc, his facial features became more cold and hard, "I said, how did you get so dirty? If you are capable, you can make money by turning into a cat, right? Or is it purely just fun?"

"Do you know how this matter will end if it gets bigger?!" He suddenly raised his voice, filled with anger.

He Xiu was startled, and shrank into a ball, his ears drooping lower and lower.He can't speak human words, and he can't refute, so what you say is what you say.

It's not that he doesn't know that it's risky to do this, but... But he has no money, except for this passable cat's fur, he can't steal it. This is the only way he can get money in a short time to buy gifts way.

At any rate, he earned it by himself. I thought that Fang Yan would be moved if he was so sincere... Who knows, it turned out like this.

He Xiu felt uncomfortable and aggrieved. Thinking about his experience in the afternoon... the money he finally got was half-spent by a bastard. Fall into the ditch.

But Fang Yan didn't know anything.

Fang Yan was cold for a while, this bold and reckless cat, suddenly heard two ding dongs on the phone, and two new text messages were sent one after another.

【Is that cat yours?I looked at the place like the circle of our filming base. 】【What's going on?Are you still training him? 】

Fang Yan was not in the mood to return, as long as he thought that this little thing that already belonged to him might cause any accidents, he would feel inexplicably irritable; and when he thought that in the afternoon, anyone could kiss this little thing casually for only 5 yuan. Things made me feel even more uncomfortable.

The big palm caged the curled up cat, and Fang Yan's eyes gradually filled with possessiveness that he didn't even realize: "From now on, without my permission, you are not allowed to run around!"

Why!

He Xiu raised his head abruptly, and bit him hard: Why do you need your permission to go anywhere?I'm a human being, not your pet!

Fang Yan felt a pain in his finger, and quickly retracted to look at it. This time, blood was really coming from his bite. Looking at the little thing on the bed, he ran out of the bedroom in a hurry, without even a shadow of a cat.

Fang Yan felt a little helpless, and stared at the small depression on the bed sheet with a complicated expression for a while, then took some napkins beside the bed and wiped the blood off his hands.

He picked up his phone and looked through it again. Since this matter has already been on the hot search, it is probably difficult to handle. He can only wait for the heat to die down. Fortunately, the photos taken by the phone are not very clear, and most people probably just Just kidding, I wouldn't take it seriously and think that this cat has become a genius.

Why does this little thing have to go out and do this?

After calming down, Fang Yan suddenly felt a little unreasonable. Although this cat is sometimes a little skinny, but after all, it is a person inside, and it is usually very cautious and measured. Is there any special reason for doing this?

Fang Yan had a headache.

Just now I seem to have noticed that this little thing is looking at the wall clock frequently, looking weak.Fang Yan frowned and looked up. It's 10:30. Could it be that he was waiting for something?

He refreshed his Weibo, and suddenly a new topic popped up, which wasn't there just now, but now the number of likes has broken through thousands.

Cake Chef:

#这年猫都成精了# When I got home and was about to post a Weibo post, I didn’t expect it to be on the top of the list.This kitten came to my store to buy cakes in the evening. It lay on the window for a long time and looked at it. My mother wanted to drive it away, but I secretly let it in. Although it was a bit dirty, it was really beautiful. [Like] [Like] [Like] I originally took out a small square cake I made to feed it, but instead of eating it, it brought in a small cosmetic bag from the outside, which looked like dozens of dollars in change.

Only now do I know that the money was sold by the kitten [laughing and crying]

【Miaopai video】

--Top Comments--

and after?Did you eat the cake? 【doge】

Cake Chef: Later, I just wrapped the cake in a small box. The cat left the change and took the box away. I don’t know if it was bought for the owner, or the owner is outside?It's so cute! ! !

Seeing this, Fang Yan suddenly recalled that when he was on the set, the kitten squatting under the stool of the scene did indeed have a small box in its mouth, but he didn't pay attention at the time.The appearance of the box is very ordinary, and he is all focused on the dirty kitten. If it weren't for this Weibo, he wouldn't be able to remember it at all.

So, to buy yourself a present?

Fang Yan's heart skipped a beat.

The number of likes and comments on this Weibo is increasing rapidly, and it has already faintly exceeded ten thousand. He didn't have time to think about it, and quickly sent a private message to the blogger.

I had been waiting for the heat of this topic to subside, and now I need to reveal more news. If it gets hotter, I am afraid that even "CAT" will have a hard time explaining it, and the kitten itself will be in trouble.

At the same time, at the other end of City M:

The girl who was browsing Weibo burst into screams: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The door was kicked open: "Damn girl, what's your name! What time is it?"

Girl: "Mom! Fang, Fang Fang and Fang Yan are looking for me on Weibo."

"Which Fangyan?"

"It's the one you like, the one that appeared in the magazine "CAT" a few days ago."

Girl's mother: "Hey, wash up and go to bed early."

girl:……

Swallowing, the girl replied with trembling hands: Are you Fang Yan?The celebrity who is very popular recently?

Fang Yan: Well, if it’s very popular, it means it’s in a magazine.

Girl: Ahhhhh, I like you very much!My mother likes you very much too!My whole family likes you!

Fang Yan: ...

Unexpectedly, this is still my fan, so it should be easier to talk about.Fang Yan paused, and continued to send a private message: Then, can you please delete this Weibo, and I am very sorry if it causes any inconvenience.

Girl: No no no, I caused inconvenience to you and the kitten, I will delete it immediately!

Fang Yan heaved a sigh of relief, and when he refreshed again, it was gone, and the speed was very fast.

The girl sent a private message: God, I obediently deleted it, but can I keep the original version in my phone as a thought? QAQ The kitten is really cute!

Immediately afterwards came another one: Guaranteed not to spread! QQ

Fang Yan thought for a while: Yes, then can you send me a copy, email [email protected].

Girl: No problem!

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After this matter was resolved, Fang Yan had the time to think about why this little thing gave him a cake as a gift.

Cake... cake? ? ?

Thinking of the strange behavior of the cat, he looked up at the wall clock. It was less than an hour and a half before twelve o'clock. Suddenly, his heart moved, and he turned to the main screen of the phone to look.

5 month 2 number.

...his birthday.

At this moment, there was a sudden "bang" in the living room, as if something was knocked and fell to the ground.

Fang Yan sensed something was wrong, could it be that someone came in?

He quickly lifted the quilt, got up from the bed, grabbed his phone and walked to the living room.

The living room was empty, Fang Yan called the cat a few times, but there was no response.

His house is just this big, kitchen, living room, bedroom, shower room... Then, there is the balcony.Fang Yan set his sights on the balcony, because only the balcony door was closed.

Is it windy?

His eyes darkened, and he walked over and took the doorknob with his hand.

The door is locked.

Fang Yan looked through the glass to see a pitch-black balcony. There was nothing special about it. He called the cat a few times, but there was still no response. If he hadn't been blind, it seemed that a piece of whiteness had passed behind the lush landscape trees placed on the balcony.

what?

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He Xiu, who was hiding naked behind the bonsai at this moment, was undoubtedly heartbroken!

Who knows why he suddenly turned into a human, as if biting Fang Yan, and not long after he ran into the living room, his body started to heat up, and then there was a "bang", white smoke was still coming out of his body, the cat still had hair anyway, He has no hair on his body now!

Oh no, there still seems to be some.

No, that's not the point!The point is why he hid!

He Xiu hugged his knees and looked at the ground, drooling nervously. Fortunately, this balcony is a glass greenhouse, U-shaped and surrounded by a circle of curtains, otherwise the other side would definitely think that a pervert has slipped into this house.

Fang Yan's footsteps approached again,

This time, it was mixed with the crisp sound of keys colliding, which sounded not far behind He Xiu like a reminder, ah ah ah ah!Damn, how can he see people like this!

The key goes into the lock, turns with a click,

He Xiu heard the balcony door being gently pushed open...

It's over.