I'm just an ordinary Dazai [Comprehensive]

Dazai blinked, and with the help of a nearby electric light, he could clearly see the expression of the little dwarf in the night.

The expression that looks invincible, but actually looks like a snail, wrapping the soft inside under a thin shell, as if it can be crushed by a human child with a light foot, turning into a pool of disgusting liquid mixture.

Will you cry?Dazai thought maliciously, as long as he pushes again, the little dwarf will cry. Just thinking about that scene makes him more excited than the previous square love!

But Dazai was silent for a second, and decided to cut out the extra words.

"... I see, I'm leaving now." He nodded with a smile, turned around and took two steps, and coughed weakly while holding his chest, but he seemed to be competing with someone, holding on to the wooden board beside the street The wall of the house, coughing and walking on.

Nakaya narrowed his eyes slightly and watched Dazai's back go away.

"Looking at him coughing like that, he must have been seriously injured." One of the teenagers behind Nakaya gloated. halfway!"

Nakaya's hand hidden in his pocket curled up subconsciously.

"This can be regarded as revenge for you," Shirase patted the child who was possessed by a monster before and later reported to them, "Let him know what happens to the 'sheep'!"

The others also surrounded the child enthusiastically, praising him for reporting the letter promptly, as if they collectively voted to give up this "crazy" child not long ago, as if it never happened.

The child was also very cooperative, raising his head proudly as before, blushing with joy and saying: "Yes, if I hadn't reported the letter, Zhong would have been deceived by that guy, what about an onmyoji, a monster, obviously It's a liar!"

Zhong also turned his head abruptly, and looked at them with very strange eyes, feeling that he had never recognized their true characters.

In a blink of an eye, he made up his mind and said directly: "You guys go back first, I'll follow and have a look."

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Dazai calculated and walked out of the sight of the group of people, immediately stopped coughing, and at the same time stood up straight, and his footsteps returned to the usual lightness.

He touched the painful part of his shoulder, and smiled sinisterly: "It hurts to death, how could I let you go!"

Although Dazai looks very thin, he has been in good health since he was a child. He has never been sick. Even if he loses a lot of blood, he can completely recover within a week without leaving any sequelae.

Dazai's vitality is so tenacious that it is feared by everyone who knows it. Because no reason can be found, it was even considered to be the result of trading with monsters. Even the disqualification in the world that negates all supernatural abilities has been passed down as proof that he is hated by the gods. .

So that little man's attack can make Dazai feel the pain even now, one can imagine that the other party was really merciless when he attacked.

"It really hurts to death." Dazai repeated childishly.

It was probably because the water poured into his brain hadn't dried up when he entered the water, otherwise how could he easily let the little dwarf go?

The favor of being nosy and saving his life was repaid when Dazai saved his subordinates, and it was Chuya himself who agreed, so it is not too much to torment the other party in the future.

Fortunately, the plan he came up with improvised was implemented smoothly.Planting a thorn is just the beginning, since you want to protect that stupid subordinate, don't blame other people for looking for your weakness.

"Speaking of which, although it is a monster after I have weakened it, it has not received any knowledge of yin and yang, and it is driven away with a human body and its own strength... No, devouring monsters, this guy may be quite talented. If you let him Be my shikigami puhahahaha..."

While touching the kitten in his pocket, Dazai hummed briskly and jumped up and down the steps.

When he was about to walk to the exit, he suddenly became interested, and without warning, he took Miss Cat Demon out of her pocket and put it on her head, like an acrobat holding a bowl, keeping her balance dangerously to prevent the kitten from falling.

But acrobats are standing on the tightrope, and Dazai’s danger comes from his not paying attention to the road, jumping on tiptoes on irregular slopes, and deliberately making various strange movements like dancing.

The cat demon, who was sleeping soundly, was jolted awake by him just like that, and just as he opened his eyes, he found that his body was sliding. The cat demon hurriedly grabbed Dazai's hair, and struggled to climb to the top of his head.

"What are you doing, meow!" The cat demon was almost pissed off by him, "The cat is like staying in a vacuum by your side, it can't touch the demon power at all, it will be better only when you sleep, and you still have to keep calling the cat Wake up, it's too bad!"

"Miss Cat Demon, don't be angry. Actually, I have an important task to ask you. If you don't help, I might die." Dazai stroked the cat demon's soft fur as comfort.

"Really, really?" The cat demon was taken aback by him. Although there is no benefit to following this human being, and the two parties have not signed a contract, it was entrusted by Iori after all, and it still wants to protect this human youth.

"What do you want me to do?" the cat demon became serious.

"Don't be so nervous," Dazai said with a slight smile, "If I guess right, the people I meet next won't kill me, so your job is to take this guy to Murakami-kun—the guy who drove us to Humans who have come here, go a little farther with him."

"Can it be done?"

The cat demon shook its ears, allowing Dazai to tie the glass bottle containing Qingnvfang to its right front paw, and nodded in confusion: "If you can do it, you can do it, I remember his smell, but it has nothing to do with your death what relationship?"

"Of course it matters," Dazai's smile remained unchanged, "I'm in a very dangerous situation now, if I don't join a powerful organization as soon as possible to get protection, I will be killed soon, so I will contact them, and you stay It will be a hindrance to come down."

What Dazai said was half-truth, but he can be sure that he just found a group of heavily armed mafia approaching, and he didn't know their purpose.

But even if Dazai just happened to meet them head-on, this group of ruthless mafia would probably shoot him because he "blocked the way" and "discovered their actions"; Passers-by ignored the past, but as long as Dazai made provocative words in that situation, they would not hesitate to send him on the road.

Death is Dazai's greatest pursuit at present. Compared with this, he will temporarily put the little dwarf in the back row.

Fortunately, before carrying out the plan, Dazai picked up what little conscience he had left. For the sake of Mr. Murakami’s hard work to buy him clothes and find a place to live—although he may not need the house anymore—he still sent the cat demon Send him the monster you caught.

As for deceiving the innocent lady cat demon, making it and Mr. Murakami stay away, lest they stop him from seeking death or something, Dazai didn't have any psychological pressure.

Because it's really annoying.