After transmigrating into a faint king, I had sex with the villain general

In his palace city, Xiao Fang huddled into a ball and squeezed himself into a corner desperately. This treatment was worse than that of the last emperor who bought a ticket to enter the Forbidden City.

The place where he hid was actually not hidden, and there were not many hidden places in the palace to hide in, but it just happened to be invisible to the "level one alert".

From time to time, palace people passed by, and before they had time to startle, they were repelled by Xiao Fang's fierce expression of "If you dare to expose me, I will skin you alive", and they hurried past with their heads down.

I don't know how much the Queen Mother is eager to love her son, or Xiaoyuan helped him to smooth things over. The people inside can bear their temper and wait until the sky is dark. The time is so long that Xiao Fang feels that his bladder is about to explode. Suddenly there was the cry of the palace maid.

Damn, this old hag couldn't find him, and she even took it out on him.

Xiao Fang hesitated, should he stand up like a man to save the poor girl, or should he be a hero who knows the current affairs and protect himself wisely.

He poked his head out secretly, and saw a foot stepping out of the threshold, and then a hand supported by the eunuch also stretched out from the shadow of the palace gate, and retracted in fright.

Carrying the Empress Dowager's sedan chair tremblingly past not far from the hiding place, Xiao Fang didn't even dare to express himself, feeling like the male protagonist in a disaster horror movie, hiding behind a big tree, while opening his eyes. The monster with a big mouth was wandering slowly from behind.

So he couldn't make a sound until he died. Once he made a sound, the tailor-made script setting instantly changed from a leading actor to a cannon fodder supporting role.

It wasn't until Xiaoyuan came over with a lantern when he was far away that he flew straight to Gong Tong.

After finally solving the needs, he had the strength to figure out what happened to the first-level alarm: "When did the Queen Mother come? She has nothing else to do?"

"It's okay to come here in the afternoon. If we come in the morning and we're not here, it will be miserable."

Xiao Fang could imagine that thanks to Xiaoyuan's return, otherwise the queen mother would have to look for him everywhere if she couldn't see anyone, and that would be a big trouble.

I'm so worried about him, the money problem has not been resolved, and now Cheng Yaojin is killed halfway.

Everything in the palace doesn't listen to him, this is more troublesome than the male lead who hasn't grown up yet.

Xiaoyuan looked at him sympathetically: "I said that you went out of the palace to pray for her in the Buddhist hall of Rong'en Temple. The queen mother believes in this the most. As long as the master tells you not to disturb, otherwise it won't work. She will do it no matter what." Will not move."

Sure enough, enemies with weaknesses are easy to deal with.

Xiao Fang breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank you, I will give you a five-star praise later."

"Thank you," Xiaoyuan suddenly remembered: "Have you found the clue of the spoiler? For ordinary members, the spoiler news will not be given continuously, so the clue of the third word will not be sent to me until a few days later."

"Well, good." Xiao Fang watched Xiao Yuan go out to pick up the lunch box and come back to serve vegetables, and resisted not to tell his surprise discovery.

He was afraid that if Xiaoyuan knew that he not only found the clues, but also found the hero himself, there would be some tricks for him to recharge and spend money.

"Create a cover for me tomorrow, I have to go out."

"Where are you going?" Xiaoyuan was a little embarrassed: "The queen mother is not easy to fool, you have seen it, she will treat you well, and she will not show mercy to others. If I get snapped in a fit of anger, I will have to write a death report when I go back. , apply to wear it again, it will not be approved for a while..."

Xiao Fang was terrified.

Now the only person he can talk to is Xiaoyuan, if Xiaoyuan disappears, he will really lose sight of him.

After pondering for a whole night, he finally decided to abandon his small self like a strong man breaking his wrist and achieve his big self. He went to the Empress Dowager's bedroom to say hello in the morning.

Half of my life was almost lost.

However, he was finally able to climb into Suilanju from the south wall again with his burden on his back, and once again successfully raised his favorability value.

At the end of the day, Xiao Fang was so moved that he was about to cry.

Developing games is also very fun, and it is obviously a monkey mode that is easier than easy.

Although the male protagonist's young version is a little less talkative, it is written on his face whether he is good or not. Yesterday he was able to hook the corners of his mouth, and today the upturn of the corners of his mouth has obviously increased by [-] degrees!

Even if there is no intuitive red heart and favorability bar in the mobile game, he still knows it, it's done!Hold on to this thigh so it doesn't run away!

Moreover, the development of the plot is much more worry-free than the crispy duck. Every day, I only feed and talk, and watch the flying sand in the top mount to be captured come closer, not to mention the sense of accomplishment.

I don't love you but you let me down You only love my body Your cheap dog blood plot, and you won't get chrysanthemums all over the ground, that's great.

Ji Yunfeng is young and has been trapped in the palace for too long. He has not met someone who can speak well for too long. He must be lonely. He has been waiting for Xiao Fang by the wall since the third day.

Before Xiao Fang left, he pretended to successfully rua to the top of the boy's soft head inadvertently, and was so happy that he almost lost his mind.

It's been a long time since the old girl's wild girl has been rubbed by him. This loving father who likes to play with children has nowhere to rest, and he can still find an angel brother here. God has treated him well.

In the next few days, Xiao Fang couldn't think of leaving.

There were many bugs in the tall grass of Sui Lanju that they had never seen before, and the two of them carried a grass cage each, and they had a great time catching them.

Fighting weeds, crickets, and throwing strawberries are much more fun than being an emperor.

In order to coax his younger sister, Xiao Fang learned a little skill. The long tough grass can be bent into various shapes in his hands.

After getting grasshoppers and butterflies, Ji Yunfeng became Xiao Fang's loyal supporter, and would guard the enclosure on time every day.

In order not to identify the wrong person, Xiao Fang also set a secret code for them to connect. Every time he heard "Super Wings" whispered outside, Ji Yunfeng would answer "Crave the World Bravely" inside.

Xiao Fang laughed so hard that he rolled all over the floor, he didn't want to die anymore, and even felt that the small 1000 yuan was worth it.

Just think of krypton gold in the game.

But the so-called extreme joy begets sorrow, I think it is the lesson of the blood and tears of the ancestors.

On the way back from Suilanju, his mind was full of beautiful blueprints to reach the pinnacle of life, when he saw a palace official rushing towards him, kneeling in front of him: "Your majesty, the empress dowager, please go to the imperial study. There is something important to discuss."

Royal... Royal Study Room...

This keyword instantly caused Xiao Fang's mind to flash the search results of Duo Niang

——Royal study room Gao H...

——The emperor of the imperial study room was...

——Han Yushi commented in the imperial study...

——The red silk rope of the Royal Study Room...

No, no, reading too much is not a good thing.

Xiao Fang quickly threw these unhealthy reading materials out of his mind, and realized another thing - he is the emperor, but after so many days, there is no morning court, no need to review memorials, and no need to see courtiers, these days are too alright!

It seems that the father of the funder is really wrong. As long as you hold your thighs firmly, this is definitely a vacation mode with its own alchemy furnace.

Gold coins +1, gold coins +2...

But... even if he is as noble as the emperor, with the queen mother as his immediate boss, he still has to work overtime when he is on vacation.

Xiao Fang dragged his feet slowly, followed the palace people towards the imperial study room, just passed the gate of Ningshou Palace, and before reaching the door of the imperial study room, he saw a person standing with his back facing the palace gate.

Hearing their approaching footsteps, the man slowly turned around.

Xiao Fang was instantly struck by lightning, and distracting thoughts flashed across his mind like overwhelming bullet screens

- Aww I'm fine!I can!

--drop!Screen licking mode begins!

——XX Prosperity Beauty!

——Have we met the handsome guy somewhere?

——My husband confronted me...

No, delete the last sentence.

As if time had stopped, Xiao Fang stared straight at the other party. After a long time, he slowly raised his hand to wipe his nose, the blood in his hand.

The opponent's appearance crit is really amazing, especially for a dog like him, the damage is doubled.

He was wrong, he thought that Ji Yunfeng could already be regarded as top traffic, but the reality gave him a slap in the face, telling him that it was just because he had never seen anything in the world.

Just as the palace people were busy wiping his nosebleeds, the man knelt down on one knee, bowed his head and cupped his hands: "Your Majesty."

The voice bumped into his head like an echo, but it made Xiao Fang tremble, and he suddenly woke up—no wonder there was something wrong with the barrage just now.

Handsome guy, have we met somewhere?Handsome guy, have we met somewhere?Handsome guy, have we met somewhere?

Of course the fuck did!

When I first passed through, wasn't this the first person I saw!

The faces were so close, he couldn't see the whole picture clearly, and he preconceived that the other party was a Vajra Girl, but he didn't recognize it right away just now!

But these eyes are absolutely unmistakable!

What to do, the other party came to the door?Is he responsible?

Although he is not such a casual person, but for the sake of his appearance, it is not impossible, and no matter how you look at it, he seems to be taking advantage of it.

His mind was full of wild thoughts, as if there was a spring festival fireworks festival, his ears were rumbling, and he didn't even hear what the other party was saying, until Xiao Yuan, who had been guarding the imperial study for a long time, looked anxiously. trot towards him.

In front of so many people, Madoka couldn't say anything, she could only stop behind that person, her fingers began to seal again under the cover of her sleeves.

Xiao Fang wanted to chop Xiaoyuan's fingers off with hatred, but the other party was so anxious to tell him something, so he could only try to understand.

"Three"...is this a gesture of three?Refers to the man on the ground?Pointing at him again?What does this mean?

He frowned, feeling as if he was playing a guessing variety show game with Madoka, and it was the kind where the tacit understanding of the combination was zero.

Xiaoyuan was even more anxious than him, seeing him tilt his head to express his incomprehension, bared his teeth silently, and quickly made a Jiangnan style movement.

Xiao Fang read the words on his lips, and finally guessed what Xiaoyuan was talking about from this movement.

ride.

As smart as he is, he quickly figured out Madoka's meaning—Mao Liu sent a third message that spoiled the company, but this request seemed a bit too embarrassing.

Seeing his hesitation, Madoka nodded to the man kneeling on one knee, and gave him a gesture of thumbs up, as if confirming his guess.

Indecision, quantum mechanics, unexplainable, travel through time and space, unclear, pay tribute to Cthulhu.

Anyway...just do what the spoiler system says.

Xiao Fang coughed, walked over slowly and squatted down, and asked the man awkwardly: "Can you...can you let me ride?"

Xiaoyuan gasped, and stared at him dumbfounded, the anxiety from earlier was gone, only a face full of nothing.

It's getting cold, let the Xiao Family Dynasty go bankrupt soon...