After transmigrating into a faint king, I had sex with the villain general

"Well, the emperor said that the stunt is called... um..."

Xiao Fang's hair stood on end, he strode over and covered Ji Yunfeng's mouth.

He has heard that most of these martial arts practitioners are martial idiots.

Yun Feng is such a big ass, and his eyes shine when he hears "unique skills". In case Ji Yunqi is also eager for skills and wants to learn from him, what posture should he use to throw himself on the street so that he doesn't look so ugly?

"Don't listen to Yunfeng's nonsense, what kind of stunt is not a stunt, there is nothing!"

Xiao Fang lowered his head and whispered viciously in Ji Yunfeng's ear, and then said to Ji Yunqi: "Both of you get up, there is no crime, it's all right, Yunfeng is playing with me."

Ji Yunqi stood up and looked at the two suspiciously.

Before he could ask anything, Xiao Fang hurriedly interrupted: "Ah, yes, you are here to find Yunfeng to go home, so go back quickly, it's time for lunch later."

"No." Ji Yunqi signaled his younger brother to stand aside: "After the emperor left, I remembered that there was one more thing I hadn't mentioned to the emperor. Now that Yu Xiang and Fan Shangshu are discussing about next year's spring, I asked my minister to come out and report to the emperor. "

He paused for a while: "May the emperor spare a moment? I have something important to do."

Of course Xiao Fang had no objection.

He, who came to the throne for nothing, is very Buddhist and righteous. When people don't need him, he is happy to enjoy the coolness. When they need him, he is also duty-bound.

Power, supremacy, and majesty are all floating clouds. What he is not good at can be handled by capable people.

As long as you give him a clear commission, you can do anything.

"Available," Xiao Fang pondered for a while, the imperial study room was used by someone, and the upper study room happened to be empty, so he turned around and pointed inside: "Go in and talk?"

Ji Yunqi smiled: "If the emperor is free, would you be interested in being accompanied by my ministers and wandering around the capital?"

Xiao Fang's eyes lit up.

The last time I went out of the palace with Xiaoyuan, it was said to be a private visit in a micro-service, but after going out, my eyes were darkened.Fortunately, the Ji Mansion is very famous in the capital, so they were able to inquire about it.

Xiaoyuan, a scumbag, also graciously recommended to him to open the map navigation service, and the fee was calculated by square meter, but he rejected it with righteous words.

The experience of the first trip to the capital was so-so, and it was not as good as a 100 yuan one-day trip to Beijing next to the train station. Xiao Fang was no longer interested in thinking about this matter, and unexpectedly asked Ji Yunqi, a native, as a tour guide to accompany him.

"Sure! Wait for me to change clothes!"

Seeing the wind blowing under Xiao Fang's feet, and he ran away without a trace, Ji Yunfeng slowly approached his brother and asked in a low voice: "Brother, do you want to take the emperor to play in the city? I want to go too."

"I have something to say to the emperor today," Ji Yunqi patted his head: "Mr. is coming over in the afternoon, you go back by yourself first, and I will take you out to play another day."

"Okay." Although he was a bit reluctant, Ji Yunfeng always obeyed his elder brother's advice, he only moved a few steps, and then stopped again: "Brother, when you take me to play next time, will the emperor go with you?"

Ji Yunqi turned his gaze: "What?"

Seeing that his younger brother Qiqi Ai couldn't say anything, he asked again: "Do you like to play with the emperor?"

"Hmm..." Ji Yunfeng had no choice but to admit, but he was afraid that his brother would say that he was playful and ignorant, so he quickly clarified: "No...not for fun, but just think...the emperor is very nice."

Ji Yunqi was a little funny, the comment "The emperor is very good" has never been heard of before.

"Because the emperor gave you that toy, and you think he is very nice?"

"No!" Ji Yunfeng was anxious.

The palm-sized red Super Wing who was given by the emperor, he hides it like a treasure, and tries not to play too much, for fear that his brother will see his love and say that he is playful, but now he is suddenly said so, and his face immediately swells. flushed.

Ji Yunqi smiled, and turned his head to look in the direction Xiao Fang left——I didn't expect that the emperor was also good at coaxing children.

He still remembered that before the summer vacation, before entering the dormitory door, he saw a table of small toys, and the man was sweating and stuffing them into his backpack one by one.

Someone joked: "Xiao Fang, how old are you, and you still play Super Wings? Are you childish?"

"Fart!" Xiao Fang replied, and made room in that rucksack, and stuffed a few into it: "I bought it for my sister. You don't even know, there is a kid at home, so don't worry about it." .”

Although he was annoyed, Xiao Fang finally took out two pieces of bread, threw them among them, and then reluctantly stuffed all the toys in, and carried them on his shoulders: "Brothers! See you next semester!"

When passing by him, Xiao Fang stopped for a moment, then grinned brightly: "Ji Ling, I won't see you in two months, don't miss me too much."

Amidst the booing in the dormitory, he watched Xiao Fang's back disappear at the corner of the stairs.I don't know if it was his illusion, but before going down the stairs, the man seemed to look back at him.

Ji Yunqi sighed slightly, if it wasn't for the wrong handwriting, he was afraid that he would really lose his mind for a while and admit the wrong person.

"Okay," he patted his younger brother's head: "Next time we go out to play together, I'll ask the emperor what he means."

***

Xiao Fang arrived at the gate of the palace in a sedan chair, got down again, changed to a carriage, and walked towards the city.

In fact, he really wanted to say that there is no need to treat him as a third-level disabled person who is sick and has no feet. After all, he can run 12 meters in [-] seconds.

But in front of Ji Yunqi, he didn't dare to pretend to be coercive. He was afraid that he would be taught to be a man every minute, so he could only stay in the carriage obediently. Unexpectedly, the carriage stopped after walking for a long time.

One hand lifted the curtain of the car for him: "My lord, please get out of the car."

Hearing the "Young Master", Xiao Fang knew that he was almost there, and even changed his address.

He leaned on the shaft and jumped off the ground, and immediately noticed that something was different from before.

There is a big pear tree at the corner in front of the street. When they went out of the city to look for Fan Shengyu last time, Ji Yunqi pointed it out to him, saying that the winery below is very famous, and it is rich in sweet and white pears, which have been around for hundreds of years. Time-honored brand.

But what he felt was different, not the tree, but the road under his feet.

The last time it was here, he was hit on the head by a tiger-like shaking.

But now that his feet are flat, it's no wonder that when he just stopped the car, he still hadn't recovered from the daze.

"This is..." He knelt down and observed the ground. Although it was not as solid as the asphalt road, it was much better than before, and the soil seemed to be different from the soil in the field.

The same compacted soil is much firmer under the feet.

Ji Yunqi smiled and nodded to him: "The Ministry of Household Affairs considers that there are many roads to be built, and it is better to save money. For now, we will use mellow soil to pave the road, and then encourage the people to burn more bricks and stones later."

Xiao Fang had been bumped all the way before, now he looked like he was possessed, he stared at the bottom of his feet, walked forward step by step, took two steps, raised his feet to have a look.

The soles are not dirty, and there is no appearance of stepping on dust.

The repaired road really wasn't very long, after two streets, there was a dusty fault.

Xiao Fang stood on the dividing line, squatted down, touched the hard and flat road under his feet, and then moved his palm forward, it was uneven again.

Not far ahead, a few young people ran a few steps quickly, stretched their long legs, stepped onto the familiar dirt road, and then laughed and laughed for a while, as if they were running in the heavy rain and finally hid under the eaves.

Xiao Fang looked at them.

For some reason, he was moved by a sore nose - this is the road built because of him, this road will continue to extend forward, slowly dispel the bleakness in front of him, in the future there will be countless people and countless carriages here There is a constant flow of water on this road.

He is just an ordinary social animal, but he can do such a thing.

Suddenly, I felt that losing a few thousand yuan was not so unacceptable.

He squatted here in a daze for a long time, completely ignoring the strange gazes cast by passers-by.

And Ji Yunqi also stood motionless behind him, with a little smile, even thinking about how he would feel when his father came back and saw the completely new capital city.

The ten years were worth the wait.

"Ji Yunqi," Xiao Fang suddenly turned around, "The tax is so high, where have all the treasury revenue been spent in the past few years?"

Ji Yunqi felt relieved, and smiled: "Master, this matter is a long story, it's almost noon, do you want to have a meal first?"

In fact, Xiao Fang did not have high requirements for the quality of life. He could pass any day, and he was not very interested in eating out. He didn’t have onion, ginger, garlic, pepper, soy sauce, pepper, cumin, and chili. , the outside can't turn out too many tricks.

It's better to order a takeaway yellow braised chicken as follows.

Under Ji Yunqi's guidance, they quickly entered a restaurant. It looked a little old, but it stood out from the crowd. There were three golden words on the plaque: Mingyue Tower.

"It is said that this is the place where Emperor Jingde and Prime Minister Chu met." After sitting down, Ji Yunqi introduced: "It is in this wing room named 'Sunset'."

"Oh oh oh," Xiao Fang knew that what he was talking about must be what happened before Da Tan, and he didn't dare to make nonsense, just asked: "You continue to talk about the question just now, the revenue of the treasury."

Ji Yunqi smiled: "Your Majesty, regarding the issue of income and expenditure, the Emperor should have asked the Minister of the Household Department, but the minister is just a rough warrior."

In the early morning, Xiao Fang hadn't heard the Minister of the Ministry of Households speak, as if he had a machine gun, and the bullets didn't cost money. Before he understood what he was talking about, he had already finished talking there.

And no matter what, he and Ji Yunqi also knelt at the gate together for friendship, so they are more familiar than others.

"It's okay, I don't bother the two masters, so you can talk about it together."

"I'm overbearing, and I only know a little bit. I'll ask the household department to organize the details into a book and show it to the emperor."

Ji Yunqi said modestly before chatting: "In recent years, the biggest money expenditure should be in the empress dowager's palace."

"The Queen Mother?" Xiao Fang didn't understand: "How much can the Queen Mother spend?"

Could it be like Empress Dowager Cixi, with three hundred pearls on one shoe?I have never seen my wife so extravagant. "I don't know. Only the queen mother and Eunuch Zhang know how the queen mother used the money. The second is the cost of the queen mother's support for several masters, and the third is the cost of the construction of the blessing tower by the Ministry of Industry."

Xiao Fang was dizzy in front of his eyes, all this money was caused by the Queen Mother alone?But this is a good solution.

"Don't worry, I'll take a look at the Queen Mother."

Ji Yunqi bowed his hands and thanked him, before talking about the previous business: "Just now in the imperial study, Yu Xiang entrusted his ministers to ask the emperor, what is the emperor's plan for the Jitian ceremony for the autumn harvest this year?"

"Jitian ceremony?" Xiao Fang was confused: "What is that?"

"The ancestors of the big sandalwood once made a rule that every year when the spring is planted and the autumn harvest is harvested, the emperor leads all the officials to work in the fields in person to encourage farming. In the past few years, the emperor was in poor health. I wonder if he can perform the field ceremony this year?"

Xiao Fang understood that the little emperor would definitely not want to do this kind of rough work, and pretended to be sick every year, but it didn't matter to him, and he even thought it was an opportunity to feel proud.

Don't look at him like a weak chicken in front of these officials, but he has helped grandpa with a lot of farm work, and it's time for him to crush him.

"Of course!"

Ji Yunqi was not surprised by this answer.

While they were talking, Xiao Er had already brought people over, and served them all the food graciously. Xiao Fang tasted it after being courteous, and he obviously liked the dish of sweet and sour carp.

Ji Yunqi looked at his chopsticks stretched out several times, and suddenly remembered that that person seemed to like sweet fish very much. Every time there was squirrel mandarin fish in the cafeteria, he would "reluctantly" extravagant it, and he was in a daze for a while before replying. :"Thanks."

It was only then that Xiao Fang realized that since he went to Chenjiacun, Ji Yunqi's attitude towards him seemed to be a little strange.

Logically speaking, shouldn't Ji Yunqi shout "My emperor is holy" to his wise decision?

Why is it always "thank you"?