After transmigrating into a faint king, I had sex with the villain general

Xiao Fang overestimated his physical strength.

I thought that after coming here, I would roll on the snow with Ji Yunfeng, build a snowman, and set off fireworks or something.

But after the banquet this afternoon, he felt that his bones were about to fall apart, and the heavy crown weight almost broke his neck.

He had to feel that he was old, not a brat like Ji Yunfeng who charged for 5 minutes and talked all day. Once he entered a warm room, he just wanted to hug the stove cat on the warm table and have a pot of warm tea. .

Ji Yunqi changed into casual clothes when he got home and stayed with him all the time.

The banquet ended late, and neither of them was hungry, so they put snacks and wine and tea on the tables, and through the open window, they could see Xing Yang and Ji Yunfeng having fun outside.

"Your Majesty," Ji Yunqi handed over a cup of hot wine, and chatted with him about homework: "Did Yun Feng be disobedient in accompanying the Emperor in the palace these days?"

"No," Xiao Fang had heard of Ji Yunqi's strictness, and couldn't help but speak for his younger brother: "Yun Feng is still young, don't be too harsh."

Ji Yunqi didn't argue with him too much, just nodded slightly: "I obey the order."

Xiao Fang knew that this was a family matter, so he couldn't intervene, so he just took a sip of the peach blossom wine, which was clear and sweet, even better than the green plum wine he had bought before.

Although I know that Daddy and Nuannuan must still be living an ordinary life now, maybe in the real world, this is just a blink of an eye, but it is inevitable that I will still miss my family when it comes to this festival.

"General Ji, do you know where the Queen Mother has gone?"

I haven't seen my old lady since the ceremony. Although he has long been used to being freed, but in this unfamiliar place, he is still left alone, which feels more like wandering than living alone.

Fortunately, Ji Yunqi was with him.

"If the emperor doesn't dislike it, you can call me Yunqi," Ji Yunqi looked at him with his teacup in his hands, and then explained with some pretentiousness: "Everyone who is familiar with him calls me that."

This address was too intimate, Xiao Fang was a little shy, and was defeated by the other party's calm and calm gaze—it was just a title, and he didn't need to think too much, so he called out kindly: "Yun Qi."

This light sound seemed to have an ending of some grievances, and it was raised upwards, like a hook, lifting people's hearts up a little bit.

"Yeah." Ji Yunqi responded softly, as if he had tasted the sweetness in the other party's wine, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, and finally he did not forget to answer the serious question.

"The Xiao family has sent a message, and asked me to tell the emperor that the Empress Dowager is visiting the Xiao family. She is on good terms with several concubines. I think this year should be very lively."

"That's good, that's good." Xiao Fang stretched his arms and legs and leaned against the beauty, only to remember that he hadn't thanked Ji Yunqi: "By the way, the desserts you asked the kitchen to make before were all delicious. , it’s hard to bother you.”

"It's good that the emperor likes it." Ji Yunqi's heart finally fell to the ground. He had a lot to say, and he didn't know which sentence to say first, and he was afraid that he might miss something by accident.

The peach blossom stuffing was so delicious that Xiao Fang couldn't help but gulped it down. Although the degree was not high, he was still a little dizzy after drinking too much, and he wanted to laugh for no reason. He didn't know he was infected by the cheerful atmosphere in the yard. , or the role of wine.

He happily lay on the window lattice for a while before noticing Ji Yunqi's silence, turned his head to see the other party hesitated to speak, and asked, "Is there anything else Yunqi can do?"

One sentence seemed to convey great courage, Ji Yunqi slightly adjusted his breathing, and then pretended to be calm and said: "I have some...something, I don't know how to deal with it...I dare you, can I ask the emperor to give me some pointers."

Xiao Fang wondered, for a person like Ji Yunqi, what else can be difficult, and he still needs his advice, isn't it a joke?

"It's a private matter," Ji Yunqi said with difficulty: "I still remember that the emperor said before that there are people who are happy...I also..."

The spirit of gossip in Xiao Fang's heart immediately burned blazingly, soaring high, his face also seemed to be burned red.

It's hard to be clear what the private matters inside and outside the words refer to. It's really a great pleasure in life to talk about romance, or this kind of old-fashioned beauty.

Taking advantage of the alcohol, he threw himself on the table, held Ji Yunqi's sleeve, and nodded hurriedly: "I'll help you! Tell me quickly, Yunqi..."

The following words were stopped by a very light belch, and he only hummed his name, which sounded quite coquettish.

Ji Yunqi looked down at him lying on the table and looking at himself, his cheeks were reddish in the snow white, his eyes were a little watery due to drinking a few more sips of wine, he couldn't help but also blushed, his throat was slightly Swipe invisibly and look away.

Xiao Fang only said that he was embarrassed to say it, and then leaned forward halfway, persuasively: "Yun Qi, tell me, is there news about the beloved person you mentioned earlier?"

"Yes... yes." Ji Yunqi saw that he was holding his hand, the knuckles of his fingers were round and jade-like, and couldn't help coughing again.

Sure enough, it differs from person to person, before Xiao Fang came, he only thought that the emperor was hateful and hateful, but he had never found that the emperor was so beautiful and delicious.

"And then!" Xiao Fang asked impatiently.

"The man was found, but...he didn't know that I liked him..."

"Harmful!"

Xiao Fang slapped his legs anxiously, his feelings were still Ji Yunqi's wishful thinking, and he was secretly in love with him. You said that such a big General Huaihua, who holds the military power of the whole country, what do you want, and you still have a secret love with this pure love!

"Then hurry up and tell them!" He was anxious for Ji Yunqi.

"Not so good," Ji Yunqi turned his head and stared into his eyes hesitantly: "There are some twists and turns between us. I have liked him for a long time, but he has someone else in his heart."

"A married woman?!" Xiao Fang was shocked: "Then forget it."

"No, he's not with the person he likes either, he's just single."

Xiao Fang was heartbroken, hating iron for being weak: "Then what time are you wasting, hurry up and chase after it! You have no money or no power! Whatever the girl likes, hurry up and buy it and deliver it to your door, and then I will give you a few months off , to accompany others to travel around the mountains and rivers, and everything will be fine when I come back! Why worry about being bored at home, you are so anxious to death!"

Hearing that Xiao Fang was so graciously giving advice to himself, but he was pursuing others, Ji Yunqi felt empty in his heart.

But it should be like this, there is no friendship between him and Xiao Fang, otherwise why would he be frowning here?

Ji Yunqi lowered his eyes for a while, gritted his teeth and confessed: "Your Majesty, the person I like is not a girl."

"It's not a girl..." A stomach full of exclamation stuck in his throat, Xiao Fang was dumbfounded, and suddenly felt that the relationship between himself and Ji Yunqi had been shortened, and he became close buddies, both Tianya's secret lover.

Seeing the sad look on Ji Yunqi's brows, he patted his leg again: "It would be easier if it wasn't a girl!"

"Why?" Ji Yunqi hadn't heard of such a statement before, and he lifted his spirits: "The emperor gives instructions."

Xiao Fang curled his hands into fists, pretended to put it on his lips and coughed, and patted his chest where thousands of volumes of books were stored: "Among men, just have fun."

Ji Yunqi said he didn't understand.

"Come on, let me tell you," Xiao Fang climbed onto Ji Yunqi's neck, and put his lips next to his ear: "Ask him out, stay in a room alone, drink some wine, and then hug him to bed!"

The slightly intoxicated smell of alcohol is wrapped in the heat of incense, rolling in, numb and crispy, like fine ants lying on the spine and slowly gnawing, Ji Yunqi suddenly turned his head away, coughing violently, and took it for a while. I can't talk.

Xiao Fang said that it is understandable, the ancients are not so open, so it seems that he is quite experienced as a single dog.

"Slow down, let's have a sip of wine," he leaned over with the peach blossom wine, and put it limply on Ji Yunqi's shoulder: "Don't think I'm joking, this method works the best. Take out your strength of riding a horse and swinging a gun, give me Days to death, until the day he cries and begs for mercy and can't speak, you..."

He hiccupped: "Don't stop, tie and hang, under the bed, on the ground in the water, on the chairs and tables, on the rocky corridor, give me a test of all of them, and then he will naturally obey you. Then you will be counted. If you drive him away, he won't leave."

Ji Yunqi finally stopped coughing slowly, and his flushed cheeks were even more burning.

"Look at me!" Seeing that he was only staring at himself, Xiao Fang thought he was frightened and froze, so he slammed the table angrily: "Do you remember what I said?"

Ji Yunqi lowered his head, and took a sip of the wine in Xiao Fang's hand. The little finger lifted up slightly and touched his lips, like a piece of charcoal, so hot that there was nowhere to hide.

"Yun Qi, are you drunk?" Xiao Fang touched his forehead.

"No..." Ji Yunqi was shamelessly greedy for this touch, and did not avoid it: "I remember... I will obey the imperial decree."

"That's right!" Xiao Fang smiled happily, took the wine bottle over and looked inside, there was still more than half a bottle left, and simply threw the wine glass: "Come on, I wish you a successful start, and I'll wait to drink your wedding wine. Yes, you can do whatever you want."

After half a bottle of wine was poured into my stomach in one breath, I felt that the taste seemed to be a bit stronger than peach blossom stuffing.

Xiao Fang vaguely remembered that this bottle was Ji Yunqi's wine, not peach blossom wine, and it had a lot of stamina.

The candlelight in front of me seemed to be scattered, spreading out from scattered points into a large area of ​​warm red, and Ji Yunqi's serious smile also became floating, like spring flowers swaying on the branches, bit by bit in the wind. Point, hook people.

It's really bad.

He didn't know where the courage came from, he stretched out his hand with a smile, and pinched that handsome cheek: "Yun Qi, you... you are... so... so pretty..."

Then he bowed his head and fell down.

His body fell into Ji Yunqi's arms. His long hair was originally pinned loosely by a jade hairpin, but it was not tight, and he rubbed it back and forth. The black hair on one shoulder fell apart, and a section of fat jade was exposed between the hair. delicate neck.

Ji Yunqi's arm was stiff for a long time before slowly closing it, pressing the person to his chest, and raising his hand to close the window.

"Xiao Fang?" He whispered.

The person in the arms didn't respond, only let out a sweet and long breathing sound, and the long messy hair curled mischievously on his chest, entangled and sticky with the fine sweat from the hot wine.

As if embracing a ball of fire, it burned from his chest to his abdomen all the way.

"Xiao Fang."

He yelled again, then leaned down, and lightly touched the center of his brow, it was warm, and it seemed to be even hotter when he went down.

The slightly trembling thin lips landed on the tip of the nose again, and the place that smelled slightly of alcohol was close at hand, and he could see the white teeth and a little bit of the wet tip of his tongue, but he didn't dare to go any further.

A gentleman does not take advantage of others.

After a while, there was only a restrained sigh.

"Xiao Fang, I will wait patiently for you... like me."

The author has something to say: Fan Shengyu [knock on the blackboard]: Your Majesty, it’s time for class. Today we’re going to learn two idioms, digging our own graves and making ourselves cocooned. After class.

Xiao Fang [dumbfounded]