After transmigrating into a faint king, I had sex with the villain general

"Mother!"

Xiao Fang rushed into the Palace of Compassion and Ning in a hurry. Just as he stepped over the threshold, the sense of crisis of years of survival hit him. He squatted down suddenly, and an embroidered shoe flew past his head.

"You fucking know to come back?"

The Empress Dowager had just removed the hairpin, ring and accessories, and it looked like she was about to go to bed and rest. At this time, she was lifting one foot and jumped out of the bead curtain with one foot. I have to squat down and put it on again for her.

"Give it to me!" The queen mother snatched the shoes, and slapped Xiao Fang on the head a few times: "You bastard! The agreed celebration banquet! You're just messing with my old lady! My old lady is most annoyed by these crap! Say it, old lady!"

Xiao Fang was beaten up by her and screamed: "Mom, I was wrong, stop beating, stop beating!"

The palace people were terrified and silent, and they automatically retreated from the scene of domestic violence.

"Just miss your wild man! Promise! Promise!" The Queen Mother was so angry that her teeth were itching, and there was no one around. Willing to come back!"

Xiao Fang rolled and crawled all the way to get under the table, and wailed under the cover of the table legs: "Mom, stop beating, I have something to do with you!"

"You remember your mother when something happens?"

The Empress Dowager threw the shoes on the ground viciously, put them on her toes, and sat down on a chair beside her: "Come out! Howling ghosts and wolves in the middle of the night, you don't think it's embarrassing!"

"If you don't hit me, can I cry like a ghost..." Xiao Fang protested weakly, seeing that the old lady didn't intend to do anything more, he slowly got out from under the table.

"It's all agreed?" The queen mother squinted at him with an unconcealable joy.

"Alright," Xiao Fang replied slowly, looking up and seeing that the old lady didn't seem to be really angry, she touched a chair and sat on it: "Mom, can you do me a favor?"

"No help!" The Queen Mother refused straight away: "I'm here to enjoy a holiday, not to wipe your butt, I'll settle my own affairs."

Xiao Fang rubbed his hands, knowing his mother Mo Ruo'er, he knew very well where his old lady's weakness was, and his tone was full of temptation: "No, listen to me, didn't you always want to leave publishing before?"

Queen Mother: "!!!"

It's terrible this one!It hit the nail on the head!

The words of the Queen Mother’s code have not been able to keep up with the mainstream popularity, and the books are on the bench, and the cold wears the North Pole.

Going out of the press was simply a fantasy for her, but now that she asked it from her son, thinking about the feasibility, she was actually...a bit damn tempted.

"Well," her face sank like water, and she was very strict about her temperament as a cold queen: "Go on."

"Look, there are ready-made materials like me and Yunqi now, and you don't need to make an outline. How easy it is to write, right? That's called a spring of literary thinking."

"You can write whatever you want, and you can write whatever you want. After finishing writing, I will find someone to transcribe it for you, and the handwriting will be published. How tall it is."

"The people here have never read the web articles, such as time travel, rebirth, strong, court marquis, reunion after a broken mirror, match made in heaven, and happy lovers. You can pick any one, and it will be popular!"

Xiao Fang is like a cat possessed by Liu, talking eloquently: "Think about it, exclusive publication, one copy, when the time comes, the street will be full of your CP, isn't it very touching!"

"Well," the queen mother held down the jumping deer in her arms, and sat calmly and calmly: "It seems to make sense."

"Why does it make sense? It should be said that it is quite reasonable," Xiao Fang said anxiously, he only had such a straw to save his life.

"There is no competitive environment! When the time comes, we just need to push it casually, and you will be the literary master who leads the new style of writing!"

"Think about it, what is shown on the stage and what is told in the storybook in the restaurant are all stories written by you, whether you feel it or not! Are you happy!"

"It's normal." The queen mother was as unmoved as a mountain, and she glanced at him: "Your suggestion is good, I can think about it, you go back first, if you need to contribute, I will notify you."

Xiao Fang heaved a sigh of relief, and thankfully withdrew from the Palace of Compassion and Peace. Before he could turn around and walk far, he heard high-pitched and sharp cheers from inside.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

He knew it was done.

***

"Stop all your pens first, and look at the blackboard." The queen mother seriously knocked on the wooden board next to it, and a piece of paper was hung on the wooden board, which served as a blackboard.

"You all have writing styles, so let's not say more, let me still say that, since it is for more people to read, it is necessary to consider the uneven level of education, try not to use some harsh words! Let me see Once, drag it out and stick it to death for 5 minutes!"

The four concubines who were taking notes below responded in awe.

"Then there's the rhythm. I've already talked about this. I'll change it later when you finish writing it. Then there's the character design. Is this character design..."

The Queen Mother stroked her chin thoughtfully, seemingly troubled.

"Although our character design this time is ready-made, you know that one of the protagonist's character design is best to keep the bad and the good. At the very least, it can't be too forced."

"Elder Sister," Concubine Xiao raised her hand and asked, "What is a dude?"

The queen mother coughed lightly: "How should I put it, this word is relatively abstract, it's best to be able to read it..."

"Sisters," Xiao Fang poked his head out from the door: "The freshly picked cucumbers in the original ecological greenhouse are sweeter than first love, sweeter than sad, do you want to try it?"

All five eyes in the room were focused on him, and he was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

The queen mother knocked on the blackboard and shouted: "Why are you in a daze, take notes!"

The toffees understood and wrote quickly.

Xiao Fang rubbed against the Empress Dowager, and asked in a low voice, "Mom, how is the writing going?"

"Smooth than expected," the Empress Dowager waved her jade hand: "I have limited energy alone, and the girls are all literary and martial arts, so it's easy to make up a story."

Although my mother had greeted him before, it was still a bit shameful for people to make up their own stories.

Xiao Fang laughed: "Sisters have worked hard."

"Don't think too much," the queen mother could guess what he was embarrassing, and calmly comforted him: "They all have stories they want to write, and I am teaching them how to play freely. But it is the first time for them to write, and many places I still don’t understand, especially the psychological activities of men.”

Xiao Fang patted his chest: "I understand this! If there is anything you don't understand, tell me!"

The Empress Dowager raised her eyebrows at the four concubines, and signaled with frantic eyes: "If you have anything to ask the Emperor, ask quickly."

Concubine Ji immediately raised her hand: "Your Majesty, I have a question!"

"..." Xiao Fang didn't expect that one day he would be able to be a writing instructor, so he hurriedly answered, "I don't dare to be. If my sister has any problems, I can help. I must know everything and talk about it."

"Thank you, Your Majesty," said Miyoshi student Concubine Ji taking notes, reviewing the ins and outs, and asked, "Suppose there are two people, one is the regent and the other is the proton. The two have a good relationship for a long time. In the end, the proton returns to the country to inherit the throne, and the two countries go to war. In the end the proton was captured by the regent."

Xiao Fang praised in his heart.

Whether it is the old lady who taught people well, or the concubines are born with wisdom, this fucking learned too fast, this kind of bloody plot is really not embarrassing at all.

"I would like to ask the emperor, under such circumstances, how can the two of them be together sweetly?"

"What else..." Xiao Fang stopped the flow of thoughts of yellow waste in time, looked at the old lady in awe, and was affirmed by the old lady's encouraging eyes.

"Can we still be together sweetly? National hatred and family hatred, sisters! You still hope to have a good one! Don't even think about HE, BE!"

"The regent must want to be like this every day, and the proton certainly doesn't want to be like him."

"First of all, I pretended to be flattering. When the love is strong, it's just the right time. Puchi, give me such a knife!"

"Of course, if the regent dies, he must not die. He must be furious! I am so delicious and delicious, and I have worked hard to cultivate the land. I don't want to thank you, but you are still proud of being favored. Is there anything wrong? "

"And then, forced to play, oh sorry, imprisoned! Forced to play! Locked and hung! Do it all again!"

"The proton swears to the death - you can get my body, but not my heart! Sadomasochism is deep! I understand!"

"In the end, Proton couldn't plot against the regent left and right. He was so angry that he stagnated and stagnated. Then when he was crossing with the regent, he killed himself. It's over! Perfect!"

Concubine Ji's pen fell to the table with a clatter, she was dumbfounded.

The queen mother yelled at her: "Why are you in a daze, write it down!"

"Oh!" Concubine Ji wrote like a spirit, and Concubine Mi next to her cheered up and raised her hand positively: "Your Majesty! I also have a problem."

"speak."

"If there are two identities, one is a domineering prince and the other is a loyal dog shadow guard, and the prince's misunderstanding caused the shadow guard to die. After the shadow guard is reborn, how can the two be together?"

Xiao Fang was confident, so he opened his mouth and said, "A shadow guard, that is, the prince abused me thousands of times, and I treat the prince like first love."

"Hate is definitely impossible to hate. How about calling him a loyal dog? Fight against him? The prince will boldly torture him to death, kneel in a whip and water prison until dawn, and be poisoned and vomit blood medicine."

"It's bound to be tied up and thrown on the bed to do it. It's the kind that doesn't leave the house for days and nights. It's the kind that abuses the body and mind to the point of death. It's jealous and jealous. It's bloody until the end. The misunderstanding is resolved. Everyone is happy, right?"

Concubine Mi's head was stuck on the table, and she didn't get up for a long time.

"Take notes carefully!" The queen mother took on the posture of the dean again.

Concubine Mi raised her head, picked up the pen tremblingly, and wrote down carefully.

The sky thunder was still getting used to it, the atmosphere gradually became active, and the four concubines were full of ideas and asked questions one after another.

"Your Majesty, what should I do if I attack you or be unclean?"

"Can uncleanness die? The Qing Dynasty is dead! If you love me, just don't cheat. Isn't it sweet to be loyal when we are together?"

"Your Majesty, what should I do if Gong Jun cheats on me if I meet someone unkind?"

"Physical castration, replacement!"

"Your Majesty, what if Gong Jun recognizes the wrong person and treats someone as true love?"

"The eyeball has been dug out, change someone!"

"Your Majesty, what if Shoujun is only three and a half years old?"

"Eat a lifetime prison meal, the next one."

"Emperor Shengming..."

Xiao Fang enjoyed the sense of accomplishment of "reading thousands of volumes and talking nonsense", Shi Shiran left.

The queen mother looked at the messy concubines in the room, and knocked on the blackboard: "Girls, are you ready? Come on, let them see what Luoyang Zhigui is!"

***

Sitting in front of the desk, Ji Yunqi propped his forehead with one hand and unfolded a book with the other. His face turned pale and red, and a pimple formed between his brows.

Xing Yang stood aside and watched in horror. He has been with the major general for so many years, and he has never seen any battles.

"Major General, is there a problem?"

Ji Yunqi remained silent, turned to the last page carefully, and asked with a frown, "Is this gone?"

"It's gone now," Xing Yang replied cautiously: "According to the Queen Mother, this is being published while writing, and now only the sixth volume has been published. I bought all of them. Judging by the name, there should be a total of nine volumes."

Ji Yunqi closed the book and looked at the name written on the cover - "Book of the Ninth World". Xing Yang's guess was not wrong, he got the news late, and it was already the sixth book when he bought it.

But his most tangled place is not here.

"The Queen Mother... Seriously... Is this what the Emperor dictated?"

After Xing Yang bought the book back, he didn't bother to read it, so he hurriedly replied: "It's absolutely true, the concubines also said the same."

"..."

Ji Yunqi concealed his thoughts and muttered to himself: "I didn't expect him to like this kind of role-playing, and he also likes..."

He remembered that during the Chinese New Year last year, Xiao Fang had hinted at him crazily—take out your energy of riding a horse and swinging a gun, and let me die until the day comes when he cries and begs for mercy and can’t speak, don’t stop, Tied and hung, under the bed, on the ground in the water, chairs, tables, and corridors of rocks, all of them are repeated every day.

"Major General," Xing Yang saw him rubbing his face in annoyance, worried in his heart: "Is there something wrong?"

"No, I was negligent," Ji Yunqi quickly picked up a pen and filled a piece of paper: "Xing Yang, prepare things for me according to this."

Xing Yang responded, took a glance, and asked: "Young General, who is this going to torture? There are enough things in the prison of the Ministry of Criminal Justice, why don't you bring him over there? It just so happens that the Second Young Master is over there these few days."

"What did Yun Feng do in the past?"

Xing Yang was speechless, the major general looked really abnormal today, he didn't even remember his own order.

"Didn't you let the second young master go there a few days ago? He said that he can't just study, and he should go to the military prison to observe and study more. It's called...the combination of theory and practice. The second young master will come over in a while and talk to you in detail. "

Ji Yunqi was so upset that he waved his hand so that he would not have to mention these trivial matters: "Don't use the Ministry of punishment, you can help me make a new set of things."

"Do you want a new one?"

"Yes, prepare a new one." Ji Yunqi and Xing Yang left the study together, watching Xing Yang leave with a puzzled expression, full of annoyance in his heart.

"Fang Fang hasn't been satisfied before?"

He flipped through the book in his hand again, walked away slowly with a dazed expression, already forgetting about his younger brother.

Ji Yunfeng stood in front of the study with his chest upright, and shouted three times, "Brother, I'm back." The study was quiet, and no one answered, so he poked his head in suspiciously.

"elder brother?"

He entered the door lightly, turned around, and saw a set of handwritten military books beside the desk, which was exactly what his brother had promised to give him.

Just as he was about to turn around and go out after taking the book, his eyes fell on another stack of books on the desk, and he couldn't help but reach out and flip through them.

"Huh? What is this?"

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