After I scumbag the seven gods

On the last day of the holiday, Lin Ye planned to go to the amusement park with Xiao Lan.

In fact, at the beginning, Lin Ye rejected places like amusement parks in his heart.

Faced with Lin Ye's refusal, Xiao Lan seemed to compromise.

"Ok."

Lowering his head, Xiao Lan's whole body became listless, with loss written all over his body, and even his golden eyes, which had always been shining when facing Lin Ye, became somewhat dimmed.

"Tomorrow you have to go back to work again, and I am the only one left in this world."

Xiao Lan wrapped his arms around his legs and sat on the big soft bed, his black hair fell on the side of his face, and the black air that was about to turn into substance was lingering around him.

Lin Ye really couldn't bear Xiao Lan's resentful look, so he sighed. Lin Ye rubbed the center of his brows, and compromised: "Just go once, it's not impossible..."

"Really? Then I'll go get ready."

Xiao Lan's eyes lit up immediately, and he jumped off the bed, changing his face so fast that Lin Ye almost suspected that what he saw just now was just his illusion.

Looking at Xiao Lan's back full of joy, Lin Ye always felt that something was wrong...he seemed to have been tricked...

Lin Ye, who was caught by the routine, threw the quilt over his head with a dark face and angrily, completely out of sight, and decided to kick Xiao Lan out of the room tonight.

……

However, under Xiao Lan's shameless stalking, Lin Ye still failed to realize his idea in the end.

Kicking Xiao Lan lightly, Lin Ye finally let Xiao Lan go to bed, but... reached out and grabbed the innocent giant plush doll, Lin Ye placed the plush doll in the center of the bed, separated A Chu River Han border.

"Don't go past this tonight, or..."

Lin Ye squinted his eyes, revealing a dangerous aura all over his body.

Xiao Lan: "..."

No matter how much Xiao Lan stalked him this time, Lin Ye didn't respond. He turned over and turned his back to Xiao Lan, expressing his attitude.

"..."

Xiao Lan had no choice but to lie down on the other side of the doll, aggrieved.

Lin Ye closed his eyes in satisfaction, and happily went to sleep. Then, the next morning, Lin Ye woke up in a daze, feeling extremely sad, and found that something seemed wrong.

one two three four five six seven.

"..."

Looking at the seven pairs of bright eyes in front of him, Lin Ye began to suspect that he had woken up in the wrong posture. In order to avoid that everything in front of him was just his own illusion, Lin Ye counted again carefully, and found that it was Seven is right, and it is still a reduced version of seven!

[After waking up, the fine-separated boyfriend separated seven selves, and they were all miniature versions with real bodies. What should I do in this situation? 】

Lin Ye silently picked up his personal terminal and opened the forum.

Before Lin Ye could finish writing the title, a paw that was ready to move stretched out from the side.

Lin Ye looked up and saw that it was a star.

But before Xing's paw touched Lin Ye, it was "kindly" cut off by the other villains. The one who should hold down the shoulder pressed the shoulder, the one who should hold the knife took the knife, and the one who should chop the paw... huh?There seems to be something wrong, forget it, don't care.

"..."

Looking at the chaos in front of him, Lin Ye fell silent, lowered his head and added another sentence to the title - now his boyfriend is still fighting with himself.

After editing the post, Lin Ye quickly pressed the "send" button, but before he could reply, a white pillow flew past Lin Ye's ear.

The scene immediately became quiet.

Staring at the pillow that fell on the ground for a few seconds, Lin Ye curled his lips and revealed a kind smile.

A few seconds later, a row of small figures appeared in a small corner by the wall. The figures were well-behaved and well-behaved, with pitiful expressions, as if they were not the ones who openly fought in the room just now.

"Do you know what's wrong?"

Lin Ye's voice was gentle, but the seven villains trembled instantly when they heard the words, and shook in unison.

"Do you still fight?"

There was another burst of shaking his head in unison.

Satisfied, Lin Ye turned around and put the pillow that attacked him back in place.

After adjusting the position of the pillow, Lin Ye said unintentionally, "Then the amusement park..." Let's not go.

Before Lin Ye finished speaking, the seven villains behind him reached a consensus in an instant: "Go!"

As soon as these words came out, the seven villains began to glare at each other again.

"The one who wants to go with him is me!"

"it's me!"

"You all go away!"

Lin Ye was so noisy that he rubbed his eyebrows with a headache: "Shut up."

The world is instantly clean.

Pointing his finger on the table unconsciously, Lin Ye looked at the seven little people who were standing on the edge of the bed and staring at him eagerly.

"First explain the current situation."

Perhaps it was because Lin Ye's gaze was too kind, the villains were expecting Ai Ai, but none of them dared to step forward.

Lin Ye tapped his fingers on the table a few more times, he narrowed his eyes, and casually pointed at a villain.

"Tell me."

The villain targeted was Luo Xingche.

So Luo Xingche's miniature villain had no choice but to take a few steps forward cautiously, looked up at Lin Ye, his blue eyes were full of tears, and Lin Ye almost wondered if he was bullying him.

I don't know if it was Lin Ye's illusion. Lin Ye always felt that these guys' bodies shrank, and their minds seemed to shrink with it.

"Go ahead."

Under Lin Ye's watchful eyes, Luo Xingche trembled, and said the answer Lin Ye wanted to know in a cute little milky voice: "That's... the main force is out of order. The retrieved part of the power has not been fully integrated, so it is easy to cause power disorder... This happens."

"That's it."

Lin Ye raised his eyebrows.

Luo Xingche nodded: "That's it."

"Okay, so is there any way to solve it?"

"Just a little stimulation."

"Stimulate?"

"Stimulates emotions."

Lin Ye blinked. Although he didn't understand the relationship between power disorder and emotional stimulation at all, but... Facing the little people's expectant eyes full of hints, Lin Ye smiled, indicating that he understood.

"In this case, it's not impossible to go to the amusement park."

The little people's eyes lit up.

Under the expectant eyes of the little people, Lin Ye grinned: "Let's go to the haunted house this time!"

"..."

……

Ten minutes later, with two small figures in his arms, four small figures in his backpack, and a small figure hanging from the zipper of the backpack, Lin Ye happily came to... the haunted house in the amusement park, and bought a few A ticket to a haunted house.

Lin Ye was in a good mood, but the other villains seemed a little listless, and even looked a little hopeless.

Villains all have one thing in common—fear of ghosts.

After all, Xiao Lan, the subject, is afraid of ghosts, and they, as the avatars of the subject, are also afraid of ghosts.

With the seven little men who are afraid of ghosts, Lin Ye walked into the haunted house.

The light in the haunted house was very dim, and the surroundings were quiet. Light blue fluorescent lights flashed from the corners from time to time, perfectly creating a gloomy atmosphere.

The little people trembled even more.

The villain Han Yuan silently took out his weapon. Judging from the situation, it seemed that someone might be splashed with blood on the spot.

The villain Luo Xingche poked his head out of the backpack, and with just one glance, he shut himself back into the backpack again.

Although Xing Xiaoren and Chu Chen were scared, they schemingly slipped into Lin Ye's arms, begging for comfort.

The villain Pei Fanchen is reciting an exorcism spell.

The little black man trembled, but said he would do his best to protect Lin Ye.

As for the villain Chu Feng... He, he seems to have closed his eyes peacefully!

Seeing the little people's reactions, Lin Ye couldn't help turning his head and laughing.

As soon as the laughter came out, the seven villains turned their heads together, with resentful expressions and accusing eyes.

Lin Ye held back his laughter, and lifted the little people out of the backpack one by one.

"It's rare to come to a haunted house, it's so boring to stay in a backpack all the time."

Lin Ye smiled innocently, not giving the little people a chance to escape.

Little people: QAQ

The seven little men had no choice but to form a small circle around Lin Ye's feet, grabbing Lin Ye's trouser legs, and walked forward step by step cautiously.

The atmosphere of the haunted house is well created, and all the villains are turned into screaming chickens, such as:

A red figure flashed in front of him.

Little people: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

A strange sound sounded.

Little people: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

A grimace appeared around the corner.

Little people: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

The closed door suddenly opened.

The little people... the little people have been lying flat, and they have no strength to act as screaming chickens.

Lin Ye throughout: Hahahahahahahahahahaha

When they finally came out of the haunted house, the villains were already full of shadows about places like amusement parks, and expressed that they never wanted to come to such places again.

Lin Ye felt pretty good.

“It would be nice to come again next time.”

Lin Ye touched his chin. He thought that the group of villains behind him would protest, but in fact, he didn't hear a sound.

Lin Ye turned his head suspiciously, and then saw... a white light, and a man walked out of the white light.

It's Xiao Lan.

It seemed that the stimulation was too great, causing Xiao Lan to immediately change back. Lin Ye shrugged, feeling a little pity.

Seeing his boyfriend's extremely regretful look, Xiao Lan showed helplessness, he stepped forward and hugged his boyfriend.

The fluffy head rested gently on Lin Ye's shoulder, Xiao Lan stared at a pair of dog eyes, and said pitifully, "Boyfriend, please let me go, I never want to come to this kind of place again. gone."

Regarding Xiao Lan's misery, Lin Ye smiled, and in a happy mood, he mercifully let Xiao Lan go: "All right."

Xiao Lan's eyes lit up, and he pushed forward: "Then let's go play something else, come here."

"..."

Lin Ye suspected that the guy in front of him hadn't learned his lesson at all, but when he saw those golden eyes looking at him with a smile, Lin Ye lost his mind.

Finally, under the attack of Xiao Lan's gaze, Lin Ye nodded helplessly: "...All right."

After all... it's all here.

Just pamper this guy a little more.

Smiling, Lin Ye stepped forward and held Xiao Lan's hand actively, his pair of phoenix eyes that used to be extremely sharp were now full of tenderness and a smile.

"What are you still doing, let's go."

The author has something to say: a small follow-up

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After a day of crazy fun at the playground, as soon as Lin Ye got home, he received an email from the Space-Time Administration.

In the email, the Space-Time Administration first poured out bitter water, filled with the blood and tears they left behind these days, aggrieved and asked Lin Ye to take care of his partner and stop messing with the Administration. Reluctantly, he congratulated Lin Ye and congratulated Lin Ye's partner, that is, Xiao Lan, for being admitted by the Space-Time Administration and becoming Lin Ye's new assistant.

Lin Ye: ...

Lin Ye narrowed his eyes, remembering Xiao Lan's misfortune last night.

"You're going to work again, leaving me alone in this world."

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This guy seems to have said something like that.

At that time, Lin Ye immediately felt distressed, but now... Lin Ye smiled and clenched the personal terminal in his hand.

The sight of death fell on Xiao Lan, and Lin Ye showed a hideous smile like an evil ghost!

"It seems that it would be nice to have a few more haunted houses in the future."

Lin Ye said so.

Xiao Lan: ...

Xiao Lan: QAQ

感谢在2020-08-2315:49:31~2020-08-2419:58:40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of tyrant;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!