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But he, Lin, didn't expect that it was only the first day of reopening of the nursing home!Just happened to encounter this kind of thing.The most disgusting thing is that after that Shaker molested Xiao Lu at the front desk, he turned his face and saw him strolling over suspiciously, wanting to see what was going on, but his eyes lit up, he threw Xiao Lu off the spot, and shamelessly used the same The sentence pattern hit him up again, but changed "mermaid princess" to "little gray rabbit".

But he was furious: "Whose little gray rabbit are you talking about?!"

The ghost employees all echoed: "That's right, the director is that little gray rabbit, it's clearly the gray-haired Grandet... The rabbit doesn't even eat the grass beside the nest!"

Many ghost employees recalled the heroic demeanor of the little principal when he ruthlessly arrested himself with a ghost suction device and forced him to sign the contract, and shed miserable tears at the same time.Of course, there are also clever ghost employees who know that persimmons should be picked softly, turned their heads and blamed Xiao Lu at the front desk, and said: "Looking at your mediocre appearance, you can't even help our dean to block the rotten peach blossoms. What use are you!"

Luther: "..."

me? !

"Grandet?" Shaker laughed, not caring about the disrespectful names the doctors called him. He was a bit older, but, "Boy, as long as you can make me happy, I can do whatever I want." Fingers, the wealth that leaks from the fingers can turn this nursing home into a luxury resort for the top rich."

After the previous doctor-patient incident, all the doctors and patients in the nursing home were dressed like ordinary humans.At most, some of them are dressed strangely, or they are not easy to deform, which can also be explained by mental patients and cosplay lovers.Therefore, Shaker didn't realize that something was wrong at all, and only thought that he was sent to the nearest hospital by kind people after being in a coma, and he didn't think about it at all.The ghost employee said that Dan Talin was "Grandet", so he took it to mean that Dan Talin was very stingy.

"..." Luthor standing behind Dantalin, and Tony and Bruce who hurried over after hearing the news cast strange glances at Shaker, who was brazen and flaunting his wealth in front of them.

Where did the poor come from, I have never heard of the name.

Tony was about to roll up his sleeves to help Shaker, so he heard the little dean, Sisiwenwen, say: "No, thank you. You may not know that the nursing home standing under your feet, including this 55 The island of square kilometers is my private property."

More than that!Tony secretly added in his heart, you also have the richest man in the metropolis as the front desk, the richest man in New York as the handyman, and a Batman who is suspected of being able to wear the same pants as the richest man in Gotham to help you pass the sewer... What the hell is this luxurious lineup? Well, even Hydra and S.H.I.E.L.D. dare not think about such a scene!

Tony snorted, crossed his arms and crossed his chest, and said to the shocked Shaker: "Did you hear that, put away your dirty thoughts, now, register and line up." Tony glanced at Luther who was sneering, and still With the last bit of kindness, he warned, "Don't strike up random conversations anymore..."

There are a few human employees in the yard, and none of them are fuel-efficient. Whether it's talking to Lex Luthor or Batman, it sounds like a prelude to tragedy...

·

Shaker entered the nursing home in a coma, and exited the sanitarium also in a coma.

Can’t blame the sanitarium for being too violent. Shaker listened to Tony’s reminder and didn’t restrain himself. Seeing that there was no hope of subduing the little dean, he decided to settle for the next best thing and wanted to continue flirting with Luthor... Luther was kind enough to get out of the sanitarium alive. Not to mention that the ghost doctor also dedicatedly helped Shaker treat the terminal illness that made him miserable and immobile.

When Shaker woke up, he found himself lying at the back door of his mansion.Standing up and moving his joints, he felt relaxed, and the pain that had troubled him for a long time disappeared.Shaker recalled the seemingly ordinary hospital before, with a look of excitement in his eyes, he rushed into the villa and called a private doctor. After a careful examination, the doctor was shocked to conclude that his cancer had been miraculously cured.

"No... no, it's not a miracle—no, no, it's a miracle!" Shaker's eyes showed a greedy look, and he scolded his subordinates, "Check, let someone check a nursing home. That nursing home was built in On a private island, the medical technology that can bring people back to life is a gift from God, how can we not share it with the world?"

"Father, since you are in good health, what is Colonel Moran's plan..." the son standing beside him asked tentatively.

Shaker laughed loudly: "Go! Of course I want to go. How much did this plan cost me? How could I not be there in person to see this good show unfold?"

"Then I'll arrange a vehicle immediately." The son said respectfully.

·

Escort has not opened for several days.The most recent escort mission, that is, the previous bald head, the siren on the waist has never sounded since then.Moreover, none of the patients who were escorted in the past few times had magic crystals. They were escorted and escorted, and they didn't get a single one.

The new team member complained to the team leader in this way, and was slapped on the head by the team leader: "Where do we usually live? We live on the universe island. Whose universe island is this? The dean's. It stands to reason that we have to pay for it every month. Paying the rent to the dean, the dean has not urged. The person who owes us money, put him in the hospital to pay off the debt, what's wrong? The nursing home is not not paying back! Isn't it that they will help them return the magic crystal to us every month? ?”

Headless ghostly cavalcades galloped across the city on the wind.While galloping, the new team member caught sight of the man in the back alley of Baker Street, London, who was lying on the ground with abdominal bleeding: "Hey, isn't that the patient in the morning?" save?"

The team leader glanced down, and his tone was cruel and indifferent: "Save what, what's our business? If the alarm doesn't go off, we don't need to take action."

"...Why? But didn't the sanatorium save this man in the morning?" The new team members were puzzled.

The leader sighed, stopped his horse, walked to the new team member, and pointed down: "See? There are two humans living in this room, Sherlock Holmes and John Watson."

"Just half a month ago, Colonel Moran, the remnant of their mortal enemy, Professor Moriarty, and this Shaker, collaborated in a conspiracy against London. If this conspiracy is not stopped, then London will fall, Britain will face war, and the third human civil war will restart within three years, and this civil war will eventually destroy the earth together with the alien invasion... and the key to stopping this conspiracy is the following Shaker."

"Holmes has actually been eyeing him for a long time. As long as Shacklebolt moves, he will know. According to the timeline, Shacklebolt should not have been trapped at home due to cancer, but should have acted with Colonel Moran so that Holmes can take advantage of it." He tracked down Moran, and finally smashed Colonel Moran's conspiracy through Shaker, the weakest link in the conspiracy, and prevented subsequent disasters. But Shaker was unable to move because of terminal cancer at this turning point... That's why Shacklebolt is in the nursing home."

The leader's voice was indifferent: "And now, Colonel Moran has been defeated, and the timeline is intact. Shaker has completed his mission, and whether it is going to heaven or hell, it has nothing to do with us." .”

"So, do you understand?" The team leader patted the shoulders of the new team members and said solemnly, "We escort the team only to dispatch patients who may cause the timeline to collapse. We are not escorting patients, but timelines. Continuing security."

"And the universe sanatorium—just like its name. It never recuperates human beings, but the universe."

·

What happened after the unsavory patient was discharged from the hospital was not within the scope of Dantalin et al.

It was lunch time again, and the savage was still cooking soup in a stone pot as before. This time, he ordered all vegetarian dishes, but Dan Talin was heartbroken: there was still meat before!

The captain is not as unappealing as Dan Talin, he has been waiting for this day for a long time!When the savage started to set up the stove, he waited beside him holding the stone bowl with a shy face, and even dragged his colleague Xiao Lu over, saying to him "Amway is a big treasure".

The vegetarian dishes are ready to cook quickly, and you can basically pick them up and eat them after the soup. The captain couldn’t wait to rush to the first one, took a spoon and scooped it up, taking care of his colleagues while scooping it up: "Oh, Xiao Lu, you must try this... ...Don't worry, I haven't used the spoon for picking up vegetables for you yet."

Xiao Lu frowned at the beginning, watching the captain who sat aside with a bowl in his hands after picking up the food for him, gobbled it up like he had been hungry for half a month, with a hint of disgust on his face, but the delicious smell of the thick soup penetrated his nostrils After that, he didn't have the heart to stare at his companion: Don't say it, it's quite delicious...!

Luthor also started to pick up vegetables and eat. As the only employee who tasted the savage soup for the first time, it was no surprise that he showed a little surprise and love.

However, Dan Talin, who had eaten more than a dozen meals of mushroom and grass root soup in a row, couldn't do it. He was a person with a particularly picky tongue.

"Hey, little dean, look at this!" Tony walked over holding the communicator, "On the Internet...someone seems to be discussing us!"

"??" But Talin took a look in doubt. The two posts Tony opened, one was called "Shock! The haunted sanatorium that made the crew of "Dreadful Night" exceed [-] million at the box office", and the other was called "Urban Legend: Magic Sanatorium".

But Ta Lin twitched the corner of his mouth, and clicked on the exclamation post first:

[Main building: I don’t know if the D fans have watched the interview with David and the night terror crew. Didn’t the reporter ask the director what is the secret to making this movie so successful?The director actually blew about a haunted house for 3 minutes in the answer...

2L: That's right, the director is still holding it, and didn't watch David...he didn't go to promote the movie at all!He just went to sell Amway and advertise for haunted houses!

3L: Not to mention that the haunted sanatorium was introduced by the brother of the band that David used to tweet @ every day, maybe he took the opportunity to help his friends develop their careers...

4L: Have you watched The Night of Dread?Have you watched the performances of the leading and supporting characters?My mother, if the acting skills are really brought by that haunted sanatorium, then I really want to play, it looks really scary... I'm looking forward to five stars! 】

"..." But he closed the post silently, thinking that there would be no ghosts to read it now, the courtyard is in the period of "resistance is over, and the fragrance begins" and the game of pretending to be a human being is all the rage. The ghosts at the bonfire carnival are all dressed up like human beings, so they probably won't be able to scare people easily...

He clicked on another post:

[Main building: LZ is from a tribe, yes, the kind of savage tribe in the deep mountains and old forests you are thinking about now.It was my mother who fell in love with an alien human being—that is, my father, who followed him to the city and settled down in the city, and then I was born.There has always been a legend in our tribe that there is a sanatorium bestowed by the gods in the world. Some devout clansmen can be taken away by this sanatorium when they are dying, and given a second life...LZ doesn’t believe it anyway, but recently, The people above LZ sent down a mission, saying that they were looking for the nursing home that his father told him before he died. That nursing home cured his father's cancer that was judged incurable by famous doctors overnight...

2L: Fuck, I'm horrified to say that.

3L: Hahaha, what's going on this year, I've seen two gossip posts about nursing homes.But the sanitarium next door was a ghost home, and the recommender (probably the operator) was a former musician with the name "Dantalin".

4L: ?But he Lin?According to myths and legends, the demon god who ranks 72st among Solomon's 71 pillars of demon gods?Hey, what a cool name is this...]

Tony interjected: "So little dean, you are not the real Dantalin Demon God, are you? There are quite a lot of non-human beings in the sanitarium, and you are not bad."

But he was embarrassed: "How is that possible! Of course I am an ordinary human being! This is the name given by the director of the orphanage who adopted me. Could it be that they are the king of the gods, the Archangel Michael!" Dan Talin trembled, feeling sad, "Do you think that if I was really that Dan Talin, would I still be terminated by the original company... !"

Can't mention it, mentioning it is a bitter tear.

But Lin Lin scrolled down, and the post about the miraculous sanatorium was finally taken over by people chatting about ghost homes. One would have thought that the two sanitariums would be the same.

"Dean!" The foreman of the emergency escort team descended from the sky on a horse, "I also saw that post."

But he stared blankly at the other side's cool headless horse: "Do you Ghost Riders also use mobile phones..."

The foreman: "That must be, I still have the alien notebook..." Richer than the dean, "No, the point is not this. I came to you specially because of that post. Dean, did you not activate the secrecy A contract? The round-headed robot behind you can be opened. After opening, there will be no rumors of this "magic hospital". This is quite dangerous. Somebody is trying to harm the nursing home."

But Lin Shun thought for a while according to the foreman's words, and said solemnly: "You are right." He hugged the follower who was idling around beside him, asked how to open the contract, and activated the secrecy.

Tony took his mobile phone to search again, and the original post of the magical hospital suddenly changed in just a few seconds. The content of the floor where the poster replied about the evidence of the old father’s sudden cancer recovery changed to: [Oh, speaking of it] Depressed, there is no evidence at all, I seriously suspect that the boss's father's advanced cancer tumor metastases oppressed the brain nerves, causing people to hallucinate...or he is high! 】

Not only that, Tony also specifically searched for news about Shaker. Originally, there were gossip news about the miraculous cure of Shaker’s cancer before his death, but now they are all gone, as if they were directly wiped out by some indescribable force. In addition to being.

Tony couldn't help clicking his tongue: "Huh? This is a bit powerful..."

Just as he was talking, Lin's cell phone rang. He picked it up and saw that it was David Black who was calling.

But Talin answered the phone, and David's tone sounded sincere and respectful: "Hello, is this Master Danta Lin?"

Dan Talin: "...the master is not, if you want to find Dan Talin, that's me."

"Haha! You are so humorous!" David boasted flatteringly, and then said, "It's like this, my friend's business has encountered a little trouble recently, I suspect he has encountered a ghost... He runs a private restaurant, and the circle It is very famous, but recently their kitchen has always encountered a situation where the door is locked well, but the tableware and kitchen utensils are smashed in a mess when they start work the next day... Look, can you act in such a situation?"

But Lin thought about it for a while, and suddenly came up with a question: all the ghosts caught in the nursing home have more or less different medical skills, so what if they are ghosts in the restaurant?Is it possible that they also learned the culinary skills of a restaurant chef? ?

But Talin, who was almost nauseated after eating white soup for the past few days, had a bright light in his eyes: "Come on! Send me the address, and I'll come right away!"

David said happily: "I will send it to you, don't worry, this matter is over, I will definitely prepare a very generous reward for you!"

Hahaha!But Talin almost laughed out loud.

Find a new cook for the nursing home, and earn extra money. Is there anything more beautiful in the world than this?

·

The address David had given Dantarin was in Los Angeles, but it took him nearly a day to get there, contact David, and the two headed to the restaurant together.

Along the way, David chattered about the situation of the restaurant with Dan Talin: "Although their family is purely American, the dishes they cook are oriental dishes. It is said that the ancestors went to the East in the Tang Dynasty to learn The unique skills brought back from palace banquets and folk handicrafts. You should really try their steamed fish with cinnamon and ginger, rice balls with oil, and touhuaci..."

But he, Lin, didn't really think of himself as a master, and he didn't put on airs. He swallowed three times after listening to David's introduction, and said with a smile, "Don't talk about it, let's talk about it!"

While talking and laughing, the two turned into the restaurant.

"Huh? David? Didn't you say that I have hired a mage to solve this matter?" The chef was entertaining the mage he had invited. When he saw David, he couldn't help complaining and being moved at the same time.

"Is the person you are looking for comparable to a master?" David has always succumbed to those who have made him stumble. He glanced contemptuously at the man wearing a dark blue mage suit and a red cloak. The long-faced man drew Dan Talin forward, stomped and pulled frantically, "Master is the real powerful person! What kind of mage is this? You see, he can't even heal his own hands, and he is said to be a mage, even a magician You don’t even have a cane, what is that thing hanging on your chest? Laser LEDs?”

Doctor Strange who just came to earn some extra money: "..."

He turned his face sideways and met Dan Talin who was carrying a backpack.

The hearts of the two thumped at the same time.

Not good...someone robbed me of extra money! !