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Poseidon ran away in the nursing home with his head in his arms: "Get up!"

It's just hateful, he was admitted to the hospital not long ago, and his divine power was no match for the Archangel who was always by Jehovah's side, and he was restrained within a few runs.Before the watch was put on, Poseidon was still trying to struggle, and happened to see Zeus passing by: "Help! Zeus, help me!"

Zeus was very innocent, and avoided Poseidon's extended hand in disgust: "It's none of my business... You can proudly accept the gift you get with your strength."

Poseidon: "..."

Be proud of your mother - bah, no, they are the same mother.

Zeus couldn't count on it, Poseidon could only try to save himself, put his hands behind his back: "Why, I'm just pursuing true love, why should you wear this for me! This is an insult, this is a trample on the dignity of my sea god !"

With a blank expression on his face, Michael overturned Poseidon with his hand, and put the Seven Virtues watch on him: "Based on the promise you made in front of the father back then."

If you want to go back on what you promised before God, what’s the matter, God doesn’t want to lose face?

Poseidon was pressed face down on the ground, his wrist was slapped, and he couldn't help but let out a wail: "Ah——"

…………

While all the staff were watching Poseidon's misfortune, Yahweh had followed Dantalin into the dean's room.

For the convenience of entertaining, but for the first time, he asked the Lich King to expand the space of the headmaster's office, and separated a living room inside, with a few soft sofas inside.Fortunately, otherwise, the office would not be able to stand if the dozen or so angels and demons squeezed in.That's it, but Talin still had to stop them and say, "Excuse me, take your wings back, take all your wings..."

It's not about space, the main thing is, they shed hair!

"You've done a good job." Jehovah, who hadn't spoken since pimping... no, wished happiness, scanned the office, his eyes seemed to look beyond the impenetrable wall, "than I expected better."

But he, Lin Zheng, was supervising a few old companions to retract their wings, and by the way picked up the black and white feathers that fell off the ground.

What does it mean?

No matter how it sounds, the old dean seems to know all about him.

——That’s right, didn’t the Greek gods know about the existence of this sanatorium?And he can chat about this topic outside the courtyard carelessly, even the courtyard is full of divine power that can help the gods recover.

"The Universe Sanatorium, as its name suggests, aims to heal the universe. There are endless parallel universes, and there are countless ones that have collapsed or collapsed due to misfortunes and accidents. The Sanatorium was established to save these universes." Yahweh said slowly.

But he knew it, it was probably a long story, and he quickly stuffed the tea Bruce made into Jehovah's hand.

The teacup is made by Hephaest. A little white dragon the size of a palm, with its tail hooked into a cup handle and its belly facing the sky, is holding the chunky cup with its head resting on the rim, staring at it with salivating eyes. In the cup.

But Lin Lin squeezed affectionately to sit next to Yahweh, and seized the opportunity to give Xiao Shi a favor: "This cup is made in the image of my cub. According to seniority, he is your great-grandson."

Bruce: "..."

Talking about such an important matter, without forgetting to reap the benefits, and forcibly establishing a relationship with God, the little dean really...does not forget the original intention.

"Oh, good." Yahweh was like an ordinary old man, smiling and holding the little dragon cup, even the topic was misled by Lin Shun, "Bless him."

Lucifer, who was sitting on the head of the fallen angel, shook his brows and coughed.

As if Jehovah had been reminded, he returned to the topic: "In the infinite parallel universe, there is not only one sanatorium. The dean of the sanatorium all chooses the person who is most likely to take responsibility and save the universe from this universe. In charge. This universe... is the most dangerous. According to the original prophecy, a careless move would lead to a complete collapse, and the fate of many other parallel universes would be involved. This is why a sanatorium was established here. .”

But he opened his mouth in shock: this nursing home is still a chain store, and he is just the manager of a small branch of the chain store?

But he Lin suddenly lost his strength, hunched over, and said to himself that I still think I am amazing... Maybe my career can span the universe.Now it seems that fortunately there are not many universes crossed, otherwise it would be embarrassing to turn back and catch the fish on the colleague's site.

Bruce's thoughts were completely different from Dantalin's: If it was small but really just an ordinary branch dean, why did the Lord come to the school in person?There must be other things about what happened back then.

Yahweh patted Dantalin on the back: "At that time, I had other troubles to deal with urgently, and I didn't take into account the subsequent development of this nursing home. When I looked back, the original dean, that is, your predecessor, had given up. Responsibility, the sanatorium was abandoned. The wrong development was not corrected in time, and the large deviation of the causal line caused the entire universe to be on the verge of falling apart. Fortunately, I discovered this before the catastrophe came. The collapse of my original universe, trying to compete for my original divine power..."

Jehovah looked kindly: "As punishment for their rude offense, after defeating them, I used their remaining power to restart this universe."

But he paused and suddenly realized.Xin said, the case was solved, no wonder Darkseid kept saying that he had never heard of any "Cthulhu crystal core" in the other universes he invaded!Feelings are small souvenirs left by God when he restarted the universe...

Jehovah: "But restarting also has a price, that is, more disasters have befallen here. I took the unresolved troubles at that time and settled in this universe for several years, so as to clear away the evil power left by the evil gods here. Speaking of which, you may be able to vaguely guess what the 'unresolved trouble' I'm talking about is—"

But Talin: "..."

No, he didn't even guess it.

Keep it simple, give answers in a simpler way...

The Lord looked at Dantalin with the eyes of caring for his silly grandson: "When I settled here, the only thing I did was to build an orphanage."

"The twilight of the gods does not only happen in Olympus. The gods are eternal, but they will also fall. I have witnessed countless sunrises and countless dusks. The fall of Mount Olympus, aliens The eternal sleep of the evil gods, including the gradual weakening of the children who have been with me... This is an inevitable law, everything prospers and decays." Jehovah said slowly.

"In the beginning, I was helpless about this, until I realized that in some excellent sanatoriums, there is a huge power of faith. If they are gathered together, the power is enough to revive the godhead... So I moved my mind and put all The sanatorium has made a divine connection with this sanatorium, bringing together the power of faith in this sanatorium. Then, I set off again, went to various universes, retrieved the original fragments of many fallen gods, and gathered them Complete and complete, bring them back to the orphanage, and give them bodies made of idols, so they have the opportunity to walk and wake up in this world just like ordinary human beings. Just wait for one day, they can enter the nursing home and absorb the power of faith force."

Yahweh poured out his body toward Dantalin: "You, too."

"But Talin, one of the 72 demon gods under the throne of Solomon, controls 36 legions... Have you ever thought about what the original body of the escort team is?"

"!?" But he Lin was really shocked this time, he really didn't think about it!

He always thought that the escort team was a golden finger left for him by the nursing home, but he didn't expect... so it was the 36th Legion?He is the master of the legion, but he is Duke Lin?No wonder the escort team treated him so well—is he so good?

"At that time, because of Yog-Sothoth's remaining power of time and space, the legion was sent to the beginning of the establishment of this sanatorium, and has been waiting until now. Their memories were also disturbed by the power of evil gods, and only their loyalty to you remains unchanged They only remember that at some point in the future, their lord will return here, so they will guard this sanatorium for you." Lucifer spoke slowly, helping the legion sell out.

But Lin Du feels distressed, the legion is too miserable...

Mamen sauntered: "No, thanks to the fact that the legion doesn't need to eat and drink, do you know how many people there are in a legion? They have been living in the cascading space of the sanatorium, you haven't counted them yet! A regiment must have more than 3000 people! Just Well, they keep recruiting new soldiers..."

But Lin made up his mind and was startled, his eyes immediately glanced towards Bruce.

Bruce was thinking about something with dark eyes and furrowed brows, but when he raised his head to meet his eyes, the stagnant aura around him froze.

How should I put it... Just looking at the expression of the little dean, I always feel that when faced with such a shocking truth, the little dean may think completely differently from him...

Mamen looked away from the financial report that Ma coveted at the corner of the desk, and seeing Dan Talin's strange expression, she couldn't help being curious: "Little Dan, what are you thinking?"

Is it going to use the real identity and powerful legion to expand the business empire?

Mammon's excited hands trembled: Then you must take him with you!

"Yeah, it's nothing..." But Lin Lin lowered his head shyly and said in a low voice, "I just want to see if there will be a team to greet relatives in the future, will this show be beautiful enough..."

Mammon: "..."

Gods: "..."

Bruce didn't expect the little dean to say any serious questions, he could see that the heartless dean of the little dean seemed to be a racial characteristic, once he confirmed that he was not an ordinary branch manager, nor an ordinary human being, Immediately satisfied, even a little swollen, carried away for a while, and didn't care about other things.But Bruce has to take care of his boyfriend: "Why is it small but doesn't have any memory?"

Jehovah's expression changed slightly: "...unexpected."

"It was really just a pure accident." Michael walked in from the door and helped explain, "The statue used to carry his origin was destroyed by cockroaches during storage..."

"Ah!" But Talin yelled in horror, and jumped up, "Don't tell me, my body is that god statue, and I was crawled over by cockroaches!!"

He collapsed. He hadn't collapsed like this before hearing so much heavy information. The most frightening thing is that he probably didn't just crawl through it...

He's dirty, grass, he's so dirty! !But Talin hugged himself in grief and indignation, thinking that no wonder he was so afraid of cockroaches, so there was such a reason here.

"Cough." Michael's expression also twisted, as if he almost couldn't hold back his smile, "Of course not, Father gave up the statue, found a baby who just died, and injected your essence into it. So Objectively speaking, you are still a genuine human being now. If you want to recover, you have to wait for death to make the source leave this body."

Michael was also afraid, but he asked, since he was just a baby when he was injected with the source, why he was not picked up by the old dean until he was six years old in his memory: "Father, it is not easy to defeat the Cthulhu evil god. The same It is the original god, and my father was able to recover after six years of cultivation."

"Oh..." But Talin pursed his lips, he really couldn't blame the old dean for this natural and man-made disaster.

Bruce frowned: "Then why did Xiao Dan say that he is the only one named after the 72 demon gods in the courtyard? What about the remaining demon gods? King Solomon?"

"This is the problem that Father and we have been dealing with these years." Michael frowned, "They are not high-level gods. The only one that Father has completely recovered the source is Xiao Dan. The remaining demon gods, the source fragments all fell We have arrived at a lower-dimensional world than this universe. If we rush in rashly, the lower-dimensional universe will be broken, and the only way is to find suitable people in the lower-dimensional universe to help."

Mammon interrupted: "Actually, this plan has been in place since the first nursing home was built."

"Establish a cosmic recuperation bureau from low-dimensional to high-dimensional. While maintaining the safety of the universe, look for the original fragments in the low-dimensional universe, and draw enough power to restore the godhead in the high-dimensional universe. Over the years, we have been looking for suitable ones. staff candidates."

Although Dan Talin didn't have much impression of the demon gods, he still asked, "Did you find it?"

"I found someone who can undertake the responsibility of a general nursing home. But someone who can undertake the search for original fragments..." Michael shook his head, "I haven't found a suitable candidate yet, so I can only look for it in the lower-dimensional universe."

Bruce nodded, and he had one last question: "There are so many gods in the orphanage, why choose a small one to take on this responsibility?"

Mammon shook her head and sighed: "There are many, so don't we have to look for suitable employees? Of the rest, on Mount Olympus, how many are willing to take on this responsibility? It's small but you can count on it."

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But Talin didn't want to hide Lin's life experience, and his identity as Jehovah and other gods, and soon the news spread.

The employees were extremely shocked. They said that the little dean was not human for so long, but they didn't expect that he was really not human? !

There is also God, who is not as far away as I thought. When we touch him, there is even a sense of intimacy that makes people want to cry. The reason is that he seems to have met a more sophisticated little dean...

Yahweh and others did not sign an employee contract, and the establishment of this nursing home itself has Yahweh's power. Isn't it easy to go through the back door and bring cubs into the hospital?They neither plan to show up in the world, nor do they need to eat or drink, and they even build and prepare their own places to stay.Generally speaking, they will not be in the courtyard most of the time. The reason is to "go to the low-dimensional universe to find excellent employees and talents". When they return to the courtyard occasionally, they will not be idle, and they will take the initiative to help out in the courtyard.

Such a comparison, the employees can't help but feel ashamed, look at their enthusiasm for labor!

Among all people, only Poseidon is the most painful, and the seven virtues watch urges him every day and night!Now, he can't even curse in his heart, don't even think about playing games, and can't relax in the slightest while mixing manure and raising fish. If he has a little allowed leisure time, if he wants to flirt, he will be strictly prohibited.

The Seven Virtues said: Is the work really done when the work is done?There must be life in the eyes!Can't you learn more professional knowledge?Planning for an ideal future?Ready for tomorrow's job?There are so many colleagues in the hospital, can't they help?

The Scarecrow and the Riddler passed by Poseidon's work area, seeing Poseidon being tortured, they couldn't help but stop and stare for a long time.

What a familiar scene!Back then, when they left the nursing home for Christmas, the great holiday was ruined like this...

Just as he was thinking, the siren that hadn't sounded for a while suddenly pierced the tranquility in the courtyard.

But he, Lin Zheng, was discussing with Bruce about the candidates for the new senior staff, and he was taken aback when he heard the sound: "Who is this? Who else hasn't entered the hospital?"

There were too many employees entering the hospital, and he really couldn't figure out if he had slipped through the net at first glance.But Talin quickly put down the employee list and hurried downstairs to the emergency center.

On the two stretchers that were pushed to the operating room, lay two dry and skinny bodies, one of them was wearing a red cap, with two small golden lightning bolts protruding from his ears.

But Lin Lin glanced at it and recognized it immediately: "Flashman, is there another one? Reverse Lightning?"

But Lin's head suddenly rose, and he couldn't help rubbing his hands: Hey, after such a long time, the illustrated book of the Justice League has finally begun to slowly progress.

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Reverse Lightning woke up from the darkness, with a bright incandescent lamp above his head and a soft hospital bed below him.His outfit was neatly placed by the bed, and there was a debt contract on it, indicating how much he owed for treatment fees, and he had to work in the hospital for nearly 50 years to repay the debt.

Swan ignored the contract indifferently, looked left and right in the ward, but there was no one there, and lively voices came from outside the window.

He didn't intend to find out where he was, only thinking about one thing - he wasn't dead, so was the Flash not dead?No, no, he must go back to Central City and kill The Flash!

Swann's paranoia distorted his face. He put on the uniform at a speed that was difficult for human eyes to distinguish, and stepped out of the window at an extremely fast speed, turning into a light and shadow, rushing straight out——

"drop--"

A loud siren sounded in the courtyard at once, but Lin Yuanyuan was explaining the situation in the courtyard to the awakened Flash, when he heard the sound, he raised his head in surprise.

"Ah, it's Reverse Lightning!" Barry became anxious, and turned around to get his uniform and put it on again. "His metabolic rate is the same as mine, so the anesthetic from the surgery must have worn off!"

"What's the hurry, let's finish the work..." But Talin was extremely calm and held Barry back.

In order for Reverse Flash to escape, he took his head off.

Barry was in such a hurry, he was brought to the office by Bruce through the teleportation array as soon as he woke up, and he didn't know the situation in the courtyard: "Then wait until I catch him back—"

"Dean, what is this yellow thing?" A head suddenly floated up from the window, with red skin and four eyes. Sangong impatiently threw the reverse lightning in his hand into the dean's room, "I'm in a nursing home. I picked it up on the edge, hit it hard, and the neck was broken."

"??" But he, Lin, had never thought of it, and couldn't help but gasped, "What, is there still energy?!"

Sangong glanced at the ground: "It's gone."

It's none of his business, and it's not his discount.Sangong stared at the little principal with two pairs of eyes.

But Talin: "..."

The siren sound just now was not to remind the patient to escape, but to remind the patient to die unexpectedly in the hospital!

But he wiped his face silently. He didn't expect this situation. Originally, he stopped Barry from arresting someone. Now it seems that he just stopped Barry from saving someone: "Send...surgery It’s just a broken neck? This operation should repair quickly. Don’t panic and leave, just stay there and wait for him to sign the contract before leaving.”

Oh, yes, this contract should also be changed, two surgeries, it will take more than 100 years to repay the debt... Tsk tsk tsk, I don’t know if Reverse Lightning can live for another 100 years?If you can't, then you have to become a ghost and have to do a white job...

Sangong was not very happy, but he still went with Reverse Lightning.

But Ta Lin continued to say to the stunned Xiao Shan: "Hey, don't read it. You can choose for yourself. Based on your work experience, I recommend you to go to the Detective Consulting Center. Your speed, coupled with the ability of on-site investigation, It will definitely speed up the efficiency of handling cases greatly. But, of course, if you want to stay with old friends, it is also possible. It depends on which old friend you want to stay with..."

But he counted to Xiao Shan with his fingers: "Bruce, Clark, Diana, Shazam, Connor..." But he murmured about decent people, and this is not over, "You can also choose villains, like Killer Frost, Golden Glider, Master Mirror, Captain Cold..."

But Ta Lin introduced to him one by one, the current work units and current responsibilities of these "old friends".

Little Lightning was shocked into a little lightning: "..."

No wonder! !No wonder he finds Central City super quiet lately!

But he, Lin, turned around and persuaded Little Lightning: "Look, you are in the hospital now, right? How lonely are your 'old friends' in Central City? There are no opponents, no companions. That's right. It's time for them to reunite! See if there is any way to bring them all into the courtyard?"

Just as he was talking, San Gong, who had just left for a while, walked back with angry steps: "Dean!"

But Ta Lin had to stop his fishing action: "What's the matter?"

Sangong was so annoying, he didn't want to come to the dean's office at all: "The operating room just woke up that guy and asked him to sign a contract. When he saw the century-old white worker, he said he couldn't bear this insult and committed suicide."

What do you mean, Sannomiya felt very dissatisfied.The behavior of this yellow uniform, as well as the mocking and proud eyes that looked at him in the operating room at that time, were clearly ridiculing that San Gong had no backbone, and was willing to suffer such insults in order to survive.

But he stayed for a long while, and then heaved a long sigh.

Barry was struggling because of Sangong's words, and Dan Talin shook his head and said with emotion: "Tell me, what is he trying to do?"

Not to mention how many times you die, you can be rescued, the Underworld is already in the courtyard...

But Ta Lin: "Even if he is a ghost, he still has to sign a contract!"

The author has something to say: Even a ghost can't escape from the palm of the little principal... No matter whether you go to heaven, hell or the underworld, I can pull you back.