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"..." Detective Graham showed a tangled look on his face, he opened his mouth hesitantly several times, and finally gave up on asking, and got up shyly to leave.

No wonder he had such a strange reaction, the main reason is that the names of these two young ladies are so impressive!It's almost like talking about Shennong in the East.

In Greek mythology, Artemis is the daughter of Zeus.She is in charge of hunting, beasts and many other priesthoods. It can be said that her status is second only to the queen Hera.

As for Demeter, it is even more powerful, her seniority is higher than Artemis, she is the sister of Zeus, and she is in charge of agriculture, grain and harvest.

"Little Dan, I haven't seen you for so long, you've really grown up..." Demeter lovingly stroked the little fluff on top of Dan Talin's head, "I can raise my sister now."

Artemis glared at Demeter, wrapped Dantalin's arm and said, "Don't listen to her, you support me..."

This battle was too big, and two women competed for one man, which was a joy to hear, and the eyes of the guests in the coffee shop suddenly gathered.

But Ta Lin showed the majesty of the dean: "Don't dream! You said you won't get paid, and you still want to find a job. If you do this again, your boss will be harassed in the workplace, and you won't be allowed to pass the interview! You will also be deducted from your salary. !" Punishment mixed with manure!

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But he didn't expect that when he went out, he would still meet his former companions from the orphanage; he also didn't expect that after years of not seeing each other, they were still so thick-skinned, insisting on getting free, and in the end they seemed to sincerely express, It's okay if you don't get free food, they are completely noproblem when they are employees.

But he Lin seemed to be quite pitiful after hearing what they said, and felt that there were contract restrictions and so many employees helping to watch, it might not be possible in the future, so he agreed.When leading the new employees to the backyard, Luther, who was distributing masks, glanced over and greeted leisurely: "Hey, Dean, new nesting dolls!"

"..." It's okay if you don't mention it, but when you mention it, Lin is so angry that he immediately rushed up and hugged Luther's head tightly—he had to stand on tiptoe just for this action, and the deterrent effect was greatly reduced, "You still say !Then what is the matryoshka effect of the dean...my reputation is ruined by you!"

Ah Luo on the side laughed: "Dean, you are joking...do you still have any comments?"

But Talin: "..."

He withdrew his hand in despair: "I didn't do anything..."

"..." After hearing the words, many passing employees turned their heads and showed resentful eyes at the dean: There are victims everywhere, so you have the nerve to say that you didn't do anything.If this really does something, it's worth it!

"Who are these two?" At this time, probably only Peter could remain lively and asked curiously.

But he spoke before the two of them: "This one's called Al, from the Animal Husbandry Department; this one's called Demo, from the Agriculture Department." He didn't want to be stared at by surprised eyes again, trying to explain the name, so he just directly They all called out their nicknames and introduced them to everyone.

He took the two of them to get their overalls, and hard-heartedly forced them to put them on.When putting the apron on, the two blonde beauties burst into tears, looking humiliated:

"I'm here to rub Bai...for work, Xiao Dan, how can you let me take care of the cub?"

"Blind, it's fine if you bring the cubs, but you still ask me to mix dung!"

Artemis, who was not happy at first, was immediately happy when he heard the words: "The cubs seem to be good too. Hey, looking at it this way, the white apron of our animal husbandry department looks much better than the one of your agricultural department. Look at the color, it's not a little brown, but it's just wearing dirt on your body!"

Demeter was about to rush up and tear him down on the spot, but was stopped by Lin Youyou's stare.

Dan Talin: "Self-fighting is prohibited in the nursing home. If you don't get along well, I'll give you two specially approved handyman vests."

In the entire nursing home, the most conspicuous and easy to find are the handymen.That bright orange vest can't be hidden even at night, let alone daytime.When the two new employees who originally wanted to fight heard this, their faces were filled with horror, and they left on the spot.

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The arrival of Al and Demo is just a small episode for the nursing home.At present, what all the employees are most concerned about is that Hannibal, when will he be able to catch and mix manure!

For this matter, Sherlock and CS9 even put down other work at hand, and focused on tracking down the guy who almost caused them to suffer the disaster of a life-long sanitarium, and finally got Hannibal into the sanatorium a week later.

Ah Luo smiled and said, "According to your request, live."

But Talin looked at the miserable Hannibal with shame: "...Okay, okay. It's better to treat him, and then send him to the psychiatric department."

The news of Hannibal's capture quickly spread among the employees, and soon after, the corridor of the psychiatric clinic was packed, and everyone was staring at the door.After about an hour, the ghost doctor came out through the door and reported to Dan Talin: "Dean, the treatment is over."

But Lin rubbed his hands: "How is it?"

Ghost doctor: "No problem. He still remembers what he did before, but now he is no longer that ogre, but a person with firm and kind thoughts. These memories will always become his mental torture—uh , may also cause some sequelae, but I'm sure, with so many victims who were eaten by him first, you don't want me to cure these sequelae, right?" The ghost doctor almost wrote "I don't want to" on the face.

Those ghosts who were brutally killed and eaten by Hannibal have been tortured and lost their sanity. It can be said that even if they become ghosts after death, they are still suffering.But Talin couldn't communicate with them at all, and in the end the Lich King came to take these poor ghosts away, saying that he could work with Doctor Strange to try to help them rest in peace—or tell them to become undead.

"Of course not." Xiao Duo hissed with a gloomy face, "He doesn't deserve to be forgiven by death so easily. He should be allowed to live in spiritual self-torture forever, suffering until death, and then being tortured by Satan. Take him to hell and continue to torture."

"Okay." The ghost doctor looked down at the recording board: "By the way, for the sake of the doctor-patient relationship, I will take a word for him. He asked if there was any job in the hospital that didn't require dealing with humans." -"

The ghost doctor looked at Dan Talin: "As I said, there will be some sequelae-he may be a little scared of people now."

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There are no jobs for human colleagues at all, but he looked around the yard, and he probably only had the kitchen.

It's not that he is still considerate of people like Hannibal, the main thing is that he has tried it himself. Under the guidance of the ghost doctor, he pushed the door into the consultation room himself, and just met Hannibal who was kneeling silently and praying inside. At the sight, Hannibal froze silently, his chest heaved violently a few times, and within two seconds, he fell to the ground in shock.

But he was speechless, so he could only assign Hannibal to the kitchen. Anyway, he didn't have the problem of cannibalism anymore, and he didn't have to worry about being tampered with. It was said that before that, Hannibal Ba is also a good western food chef.Although it is said that the Chinese food of the ancestor ghost is really excellent, but everyone is born and bred in the West, after all, Western food is more friendly to eat.

Hannibal's matter was resolved, and the courtyard resumed its peaceful and busy daily life.It was Will and Jason who always came to make small reports, saying that the two new dean friends always paddled water based on their identities, but they also had the Shang Fang sword given by the dean, and they would almost immediately show off their handyman vests. It can be solved.It's just that you have to keep an eye on it from time to time, otherwise these two people will take advantage of the opportunity.

But Talin can't take care of these things recently. The construction of the three courtyards is progressing steadily, and the original ecological transformation plan should be implemented in detail.But Talin looked at his plan and always wanted to learn more knowledge, to see if he could improve and optimize it more.He has been with the people of the Wolf Kingdom for a long time, but he also hopes to see their lives better and better.

No one knew what the little dean was doing with the door locked at night.

In fact, he is studying with eggs.

"Woo... It's so hard to study, it's so annoying!" But he was choked up and out of breath, tears pattered on the black egg in his arms, and the paper used to wipe tears on the table was almost piled up went underground.

Those doggy eyes were tearful, and the corners of the eyes were red, crying like this and still continuing to read hard-headedly, this learning attitude is no one else.

Tony entered the dean's room at night before, and saw the dean facing the computer screen, with red eyes and nose, and the mystery of the table full of tissues was finally solved - the dean was studying secretly!

But he, Lin, also knew that he had a strange problem, so he always studied behind his back and behind closed doors. At the beginning, when there were no staff dormitories, Tony and the others came to stay every day, but in order to hide this secret, he, Lin, I haven't read a book for a long time, and I didn't continue until all the employees moved out.

Who said the dean's job is easy!Starting from scratch, you still have to learn everything!

Heidan was about to cry to Danta Lin, and if you say he was used to it, he was almost used to it, but whoever made Danta Lin feel miserable every time he cried, and in the end he tilted his head and leaned himself into Danta Lin's arms, The right is meant to comfort.

He insisted on reading the last unit of the day, but he just put the book down.He wiped his eyes pitifully, took the egg to wash up, and after taking care of himself, he apologized and washed Heidan's tears: "I'm sorry... this, I really hate studying. Fortunately, there is You are with me, you are my spiritual comfort!"

Before Bruce had time to soften his heart, he was pushed down in the water by the little dean who was still full of emotions just now, and a huge egg was lying in the bathtub water, and the little dean threatened fiercely: "This secret...you better Keep your mouth shut! Otherwise, I will cook you!" After threatening, the little dean pondered for a moment, "Well, I feel that the water is a little deeper today than yesterday, which is great, and we are one step closer to hatching!"

Bruce's egg floating in the water: "..."

Just, sometimes, it is difficult for you to judge whether the little dean has intentions or not...

But, how should I put it, there is something cute about crying and learning this.

But Lin scooped up water to wash the big black eggs, dried them with a towel, picked them up again, turned off the light, got into the bed, and fell asleep like this with a pair of yellow eggs.

According to the past situation, they will usually be woken up by the alarm at around [-] o'clock in the morning the next day.However, that night, another uninvited guest came to the dean's room...

But Talin fell into a drowsy sleep, feeling as if something was touching his shoulder, and after shaking it away irritably, he suddenly panicked: What the hell? ! !

He sat up from the bed at once, and just hit Demeter's nose, who was leaning over in a seductive posture, ready to kiss, and knocked Demeter into a wail: "Oh!"

Demeter held her nose, nosebleeds poured down, her sexy outfit was ruined by the nosebleed, and she lost her mood: "Small but your forehead...paper! Paper!"

But Lin Ben instinctively pulled a few tissues for Demeter before he gradually came back to his senses: "——what are you doing!?"

Came here in the middle of the night thinking about unspoken rules for the dean? !

Demeter was aggrieved, and said in a low voice: "No, I was forced to mix manure every day! I, I just want to lie down comfortably and do nothing. Someone will bring me food and drink, and buy me something." Beautiful clothes, send me a lot of gold coins..."

Dan Talin: "...your dream is so beautiful."

Demeter drooped her shoulders: "You, you can't support me!"

But he snarled: "Wake up! I still want someone to support me!" He lifted the quilt angrily and got up, and walked out with Demeter covering his face, warning, "One last time Oh! This is the last time! You work hard, and there will be another time—or let me hear that you try to sneak fish at work, and I will ask you to get out!"

Demeter tried to struggle: "Little Dan, look at me, don't you like my blond hair? Don't you like my slender waist? Don't you like my breasts—"

But Talin: "I'm sorry, I'm a man, and my sexuality is money."

Demeter: "I can—"

"No! You can't!" But Talin held down Demeter's beautiful face and said domineeringly, "Let's talk about the orange vest!"

Demeter paused: "..."

Dan Talin: "Orange shoes, orange pants, next time, before I get fired, I will definitely ask you to get a Shamat orange haircut! See if you are embarrassed to meet Artemis face to face!"

"..." Demeter walked away dejectedly.Before leaving, he looked at Dan Talin several times with uneasy eyes, and touched his blond hair in fear, obviously being intimidated by the truth, and next time he would never dare to think about the hard-hearted little principal again.

But he slammed the door shut with a grunt, stomped back to the bed and lay down.

At this moment, he didn’t realize anything, until an hour later—he was woken up again—this time it wasn’t touching, it was simply pinching, so angry that he jumped up from the bed, and the lamp turned off. If he didn’t open his pocket, he would greet him with a fist: “Demeter!!!” Halfway through the fight, Talin suddenly realized something was wrong, with this evasive look, “You, Artemis!?”

But Talin couldn't believe it, it was incredible: "What's wrong with you?!"

Artemis blushed, her eyes wandering: "De, Demeter has also come. Then, you just rejected her."

But Talin vigilantly declared: "So what, I won't support you either!" But Talin thrust his arm in front of Artemis, poked angrily and complained, "You still pinch me?! Look, You're all swollen by me! Is there anyone like you! You can't attack at night, and you still want to take revenge?"

The blush on Artemis' face disappeared instantly, showing an unhappy expression: "What is revenge, I am clearly tempting you."

Dan Talin: "You fucking say that again to the bruise on my arm?!"

Artemis said angrily: "This is the first time for me to do this too! It's not that you threw me to nurse those cubs, I just want to—"

But he Lin already knew what she was thinking, so he cut it off on the spot: "You want to eat a fart." But Ta Lin rubbed his face a little tiredly, "What's wrong with you, can't you work hard?"

He even began to regret that Xiaoduo should not be forced not to keep vigil.But calm down and think about it, in order to protect the director's chastity, it is not right to deprive the employees of sleep time.

But Lin Xin was very tired, and he regretted it on purpose: "I don't think it really fits with your three views. Otherwise, you should leave." He didn't even bother to say it tactfully. to what situation.

Artemis' eyes widened in an instant, panic appeared on his face, and he quickly promised: "No, I, I promise I won't do it again! Work hard from now on...don't drive me away."

Dantalin: "And then there's Demeter—"

"..." Artemis held her breath for a long time, and then reluctantly said: "I will look at her and promise that we will both work obediently in the future."

At this point, Artemis didn't have the guts to do anything else, but Talin didn't chase her away, so he got out of bed and went out consciously. When he came to the door, he suddenly rolled his eyes and turned around: "Can you Remember today’s attitude! Keep it up, don’t let anything else succeed……”

The dark clouds outside the window moved away, illuminating the big black egg on his forest bed.

Halfway through Artemis' words, seeing the huge black egg that couldn't be ignored at all, his eyes were instantly rounded, and after a while, he tremblingly said: "Little Dan, you, you, this egg?! "

But he, Lin, was so sleepy that he just wanted to sleep well, so he rolled his eyes at this moment: "What are you doing, isn't it just an egg! Could it be that you still think I gave birth?"

Artemis was shocked all over his face, covered his mouth at once, glanced at his eyes several times, turned around and staggered out with a distraught look: "I, I know...you don't Say it earlier."

But he fell back on the bed at first, and when he heard Artemis' words that he didn't believe at all, he sat up abruptly and stared angrily for a long time: What did you say earlier! ?

Damn, it's all the fault of the old dean, why both of the people he taught are weird.

It's just me, out of the mud but not stained, clean and clear but not demon... But Lin Lin thought about it, boasted complacently for a while, and fell back to sleep.

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Whether there is a night attack or not is a day-to-day life.The construction funds of the Third Hospital are always insufficient, so we can only use the money earned to continue the construction slowly.

Originally Dantarin planned to send the vampires captured by CS9 to train as doctors in the third hospital, but was stopped by the wolf king halfway, and offered to let the subjects work in the hospital, so as to earn money for his kingdom. Get funds for construction.The vampires were reluctant to hear the bad news for a long time, but in the end they still had to continue to cultivate the land and build terraced farmland.

Not all the land is suitable for farming, some land is barren and needs to be cultivated, but Talin simply classifies some of the areas that are not suitable for farming as forestry areas, and the small flat land or basins under the mountain are used for development Planting, animal husbandry.

After experiencing the previous night attack, Artemis and Demeter didn't know if they had been hit and their dreams were shattered, but they finally calmed down and started working hard in peace.This made Will and Jason very satisfied. They seemed to know how to make animals and plants grow better.The Ministry of Agriculture is still cultivating land and has not started formal planting, but the Ministry of Animal Husbandry has improved significantly.All the fluffy ones that Artemis has handled are round and fat. Even the lynx has gained a lot of weight, and Jason feels heavier on his back.

Jason, who was carrying the little werewolves who came and went to play, passed by Artemis, and saw her gently stroking a short tail, standing up in a naive manner, trying to kiss her lips The little rabbit couldn't help but look softly: "You like them very much, don't you?"

Artemis raised his head and said quietly: "Yeah...but I prefer the feeling of hunting them..."

Jason: "..."

Oh shit.As expected of the little dean's friend, Mo Dexin was really carved out of the same mold!

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After a few times of intentional or unintentional publicity, Talin's Twitter now has millions of followers.There are so many comments, some people ask ghostbusters, and some people mistakenly think that Dan Talin is a psychic, and ask under the comments if they can help predict the future.

There were unexpectedly many such misunderstandings, but he, Lin Kuanghan, couldn't help replying under one of them, saying that he only knows how to catch ghosts.After a while, the other party replied very excitedly:

[Then look forward to the opening of your haunted house! 】

But Talin: "????"

What's the logic behind this?

But he was full of complaints. At the same time, in the Avengers base, Tony was brushing the same tweet.

When he was tidying up his study, he turned to the salary card that Dan Talin had issued to him earlier.Recalling the devil's behavior that the devil's little dean once called him 300 dollars to listen to it, Tony angrily transferred 300 million dollars to Cary. On Twitter, I found a comment asking when the haunted house would open, and interacted with my Twitter account:

[@TonyStark: Welcome to negotiate and cooperate. 】

In the nursing home, but he, Lin Zheng, was scrolling through the comments in annoyance, thinking about how to dispel this long-standing misunderstanding, and suddenly saw a particularly eye-catching comment pop up.The commenter wore Tony Stark's ID, and it didn't take long before he posted it, and the fans flocked to watch him frantically, comments after comments exploded, but he didn't have time to think why Iron Man would brush his twitter , I suddenly realized that the comments were completely skewed!

[Sure enough, it's a haunted house promotion, Tony Stark has come forward to reply, this must be a promotion. 】

[Iron Man also invested in the haunted house? ?When did Iron Man invest in this kind of entertainment project? Fuck, how good is this haunted house? 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】

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But Lin watched helplessly as some of the comments that originally seriously asked about the ghost-hunting business were dismissed instantly, and more and more fans believed that he was a haunted house: "...Damn!"

What a grudge!

in the base.

Tony was delighted to see the comments being forcibly skewed by him with his own strength, and triumphantly put the phone back in his pocket.He crossed his hips and inspected his room. It was clean and tidy. Even the dirty clothes he took off were folded and put in the basket. The windows were so bright that they almost reflected light.

Little Pepper knocked on the door with a glass of mead: "...Oh, my God."

Pepper rarely showed a distressed expression to Tony.

A Tony Stark who lives a regular life, cleans up by himself, and takes the initiative to care about his work—Little Pepper can hardly think about what he went through during the time when Tony disappeared before, in order to make him look brand new.

If it wasn't for Tony being able to skillfully modify the height of Mark's entire series of armor, being able to manipulate artificial intelligence at will, and knowing all the secrets that only they know, Little Pepper would not believe that this is Tony at all—how much suffering he would have suffered !In the past, Tony liked donuts and drank so much, but now that donuts and wine are delivered to him, he looks like he has lost his appetite.

What can I do, Tony is hungry and skinny when he comes back!Little Pepper thought anxiously.

——In fact, Tony, who was made a mouthful in a nursing home, said that he would rather eat the cakes made by the ancestor ghost himself and drink the wine brewed by the ancestor ghost.It was probably the only thing he missed when he left the nursing home.

"How about some mead—no?" Pepper sighed, "Okay. Then come out, the captain is waiting for you outside. Don't you have a task to perform today?"

Tony checked his belt for the first time before going out with satisfaction: "Hey—wow. Captain, don't tell me that you plan to die young for me—you are already past that age." Tony looked Steve looked tired, "Please, you are a warrior with four times the serum, what can make you so tired?"

Steve showed a helpless expression, raised his hand to rub his temples, and managed to pull himself together: "The problem of the new house-you know I've always wanted to buy my own house. I found a cost-effective one in Brooklyn. It's not bad, but... it seems to have a little problem." Steve calmed down and adjusted his state, "Now, it's not the time to talk about this. The task is the most important."

"Oh——wait, wait." Tony raised his hand to stop Steve, and said suspiciously, "What's the little problem you're talking about? If you really don't want to talk about it, you shouldn't bring it up before the mission, you know I'm not The kind of person who is willing to wait for the serialization."

Steve was helpless: "It's just... well, I always feel that there are other people living in it. But every time I stay up all night, I can't find anything unusual."

At this moment.

Tony's expression, without his knowledge, gradually overlapped with Luthor's back then: "—Captain. Have you considered being haunted?"

Steve: "..."

Steve raised his hand and rubbed the center of his brows, muttering, "I must be crazy...how did I hear Tony Stark ask me if I was haunted..."

Tony: "I'm telling you the truth!" He pulled out his phone, just before he cut out of Twitter, "I suggest you contact this Dan Talin - you may not believe it, but I had a hunch that he was super good at catching ghosts."

The author has something to say: Tony: I, a conscientious employee.