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He worked so hard and spent so long squatting on the ground to draw the magic circle... But he was supported by Bruce, and his legs were still numb. At this time, the other hand was shaking, and his hands were trembling. , I can't straighten my tongue: "Give me, give me, put him, put him..."

Yates opened his eyes harmlessly, looked around, raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

"Ahhh——" A short and fat body fell from the sky and fell face down on the ground.It took a while before he uttered a bad word and sat up with difficulty.As soon as he raised his head, Dan Talin met his eyes with an extremely friendly smile.

In the past, but he, Lin, should have been so frightened that his legs limp and screamed. Penguin is still very recognizable.But today's Dantalin is no longer the original Dantalin. After being awakened by Jason, he became swollen and hardened. He dared to covet the Arkham talent market. At this time, he pointed at the Penguin and shouted: " Hold it down! Hold it down for me!"

There were only four people in the alley, but he, Lin, definitely couldn't be counted on, and the angel looked unresponsive again.The Penguin was about to get up, and Bruce had to go forward to restrain the Penguin himself.After pressing the person firmly, the angel said slowly and in a startled tone: "Oh, Dean. Did he still want to attack you with the umbrella just now?" Aziraphale picked up the umbrella on the ground, and put it The hidden weapons, knives, firearms, etc. hidden in it were all displayed in front of Dan Talin, and then he frowned, looking very sad, "It's too much, destroying the magic circle and damaging the magic weapon first, intending to murder the dean. Finally... this, should I be sent to a labor camp!"

Bruce: "...?" He couldn't help raising his head, looking at the angel with kindness written from head to toe with completely different eyes from before.

Aziraphale said happily, "Let me seduce... No, it's Crowley's job, let me suggest to you, take him back to the nursing home." Crowley said that the work of the foster home is too heavy ..." Aziraphale said very naturally with a completely pure expression, "Anyway, labor camp employees don't need to be paid wages, what they get is what they earn."

The Penguin cursed wildly, fluttered in vain under Bruce's hands, and finally said viciously: "Don't think you have succeeded, do you think you don't need to pay anything to take me away in Gotham? The clown will stare at you, and Batman will surely I won't let you go!" As he spoke, the Penguin gained confidence, raised his head desperately, and said harshly to Lin Fang, "Batman will come to deal with you! And the Robins— Just wait!"

A confident and proud expression appeared on Penguin's face.

Batman who was pressing Penguin: "..."

The Robins who were watching popcorn in the bat cave: "..."

Ye Yi couldn't help but put down the popcorn in his hand: ...I'm sorry, I failed your trust...

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Capturing a penguin is just a surprise encounter during the prayer trip for Buttalin.Let the angel deal with the penguin's black umbrella and control the penguin again, but he turned back and drew the magic circle again diligently.On the way, I also met a group of gangsters who suddenly lost their boss and were searching at a loss. With an angel, they naturally passed by without causing any trouble.

Finished drawing the last magic circle, but Talin closed his eyes, lowered his head slightly, and muttered prayer words in his mouth, the clear and obscure syllables aroused the effect of the magic circle.In the eyes of the angels, it is the resentful ghosts above Gotham who are baptized, and then either fly upwards, or are dragged down by the chains that suddenly protrude from the ground.But in the eyes of Bruce, who couldn't see anything, it was the perennial smog above Gotham, which dissipated after the last syllable fell.

Most of the gloomy and damp smell in the air was swept away, and the dull feeling suppressed in the chest was also slightly relieved.

Pedestrians on the road were a little dazed by the sudden bright sun, they all covered it with their hands, cursed a few words and continued on their way.There are also some more sensitive ones, who stopped in doubt, looked up at the sky, and showed a shocked expression.The sky in Gotham...is it this blue?

"It's amazing, it's just this effect. Gotham is always smoggy, and there are too many chemical industries." But he looked up at the sky with his hands on his hips, and as expected, after a while, he was overcome by the power of prayer. The dispelled haze returned a little, but it was obviously thinner than before.

Bruce was silent.His eyes stared at the ground with some laxity—this last magic circle was set up on the night when everything was reversed—the alley where everything happened.

He still remembered the muffled sound when his parents fell to the ground, and how the pearls were scattered... He thought... maybe he could have a chance to see his parents.

No, they are so good, they should have been taken to heaven early, instead of being imprisoned by obsession in this alley where the tragedy happened.

"Here..." Bruce finally couldn't help but said hoarsely, "Is there a couple here just now? They died from gunshot wounds, and the wife wore a string of pearl necklaces."

But Lin Lin turned around in a daze: "Huh? No, this alley is full of drug addicts. The two people you asked shouldn't be?"

Bruce didn't know what was going on in his heart at this moment, so he was silent for a while, and said in a very low voice, "Yes, they are not."

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For unknown reasons, Bruce's mood worsened after praying.Aziraphale couldn't help asking again and again if he needed a hymn - anyway, Hermes hasn't finished the exam yet, and he really needs some audience to evaluate his practice results.

So, when Hermes floated out of the examination room with a sage smile on his face, and walked to the side of the car: "...What's the matter, is there an enemy attack?!" Lin Fuzheng, who had left his soul, said, "Can't even deal with angels?"

But Talin: "The one who attacked us was an angel..." He turned his head and said sincerely, "Yats, I think you should stop practicing this song. Anyway, your boss is me now, and you have practiced this song well." Not even for Crowley."

Aziraphale suddenly realized: "Huh. That's right. Then I won't practice."

Clearly not driving, Bruce, who was still gripping the steering wheel tightly, relaxed almost imperceptibly, and signaled Hermes to get in the car and leave.

Dan Talin: "How did you do in the exam?"

"Hmph, that's needless to say." Hermes opened the rear door, "Why do you pray..."

Hermes saw the penguin who was lying on the back seat and tied up: "..."

He sat in silently and closed the door.

Well, no need to ask.All the new employees have been recruited, can it still be bad?

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Send the test team 4 people out, 5 people back.The extra newcomers made the employees peek curiously. Jackie was at the gift shop at the entrance, watching Hermes carry the penguin to get in. She couldn't help being stunned, and subconsciously looked at Dan Talin: "... Huh? Dean , are you not afraid?"

But Talin puffed up his chest: "Don't be afraid!" Anyway, Batman couldn't hear it, he waved his hands domineeringly with his hands on his hips, and said boldly, "Sooner or later, I'm going to empty Arkham!"

"..." Bruce glanced silently.

At this time, Harry walked over like a ghost, glanced at Penguin, and asked quietly, "Are you bankrupt?"

"No!" Hermes finished answering, lowered his voice and said to Harry, "I see soon."

Luther on the side was as quiet as a chicken.

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When he was recruiting employees, he was very temperamental. He didn't realize the problem until he got back and had to be divided into positions.Due to genetic disease, the hygienic conditions of penguin people are obviously not suitable for caring for cubs-much less suitable for holding any hospital positions.But Talin had to hand him over to the research ghost first to see if there was a way to solve this problem.

When he was first sent to the research room, Penguin was in a very irritable, humiliating, and extremely aggressive state.With a mentality that was not easy to talk about, Harry showed the penguin the situation after being inoculated with the medicine, and the penguin slowly calmed down.His eyes were complicated, and he seemed to be still having a fierce conflict in his heart, but in the end he decided to cooperate.

When lying on the research table, Penguin closed his eyes and thought to himself: It would be better if he can be cured, but no matter what the final result is, I will kill that inch-head.And this strange place... It will be my most luxurious gold selling cave in the future!

Harry stood by the research table, holding the clipboard, watching the expression on the penguin's face faintly, showing a sympathetic look.

It's still a dream, forget it... It's a beautiful moment.

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Damming lakes and fish ponds.

"I heard a lot of people say that the dean brought back another brother... brother..." With the brain capacity of a puppy, he couldn't remember the meaningless name of Gotham for the time being, so the little Corgi said vaguely. In the past, he flicked his tail and said, "It's your hometown, why don't you go and have a look?"

The killer crocodile was floating on the lake, and three or four puppies were lying on his back, splashing the water and playing: "None of my business." He wagged his tail and said in a rough voice, "I pulled the brand out, Didn't tell anyone?"

The corgi twisted its fat butt, proudly raised its chest: "Of course, I'm not stupid!"

Killer Crocodile rolled his eyes and thought for a while, then swam to the shore and picked up the sign that he had put down by himself.Just as he was thinking about whether to insert it back into the pit without leaving any excuses, he suddenly saw a pair of shiny leather shoes in front of him.

Looking up along the trouser legs, it is a handsome and a little shy man with a fair complexion and a look that is easy to bully.After a while, he grinned maliciously with that pretty face: "Killer crocodile, long time no see, reduced to guarding the fish pond and looking after children?"

Killer Crocodile immediately realized who it was: "Penguin?" His aura suddenly changed from before, he got up and turned back into a human form, raised his hand to protect the fur cubs who were frightened by Penguin's expression, and said with a hint of disgust , "Using this face to make such an expression, it is a waste of energy for the dean to throw the medicine on you. You are lucky..."

Killer Crocodile looked Penguin's face up and down, deeply moved.Is this the effect of the catalyst? ?I'm afraid it's not a full body plastic surgery!

"..." The smug smile on Penguin's face disappeared for a while, and he held back for a long time, and said bitterly, "Fucking good luck...you are all profiteers, why are you protecting that inch..."

He struggled for a long time, but he couldn't say the disrespectful code name under the pressure of the contract, so he could only give in angrily: "Dean, the dean can do it!"

Unable to scold the dean, Penguin had no choice but to find a place on the killer crocodile: "The crocodile... heck, it's less than two meters away, are you a dwarf or a baby?"

Killer crocodile: "...?" He turned back into a beast form, and he opened his mouth and grabbed the penguin's back collar, "Are you bigger than me, penguin? What penguin are you?"

But when he hurried to the fish pond after finishing the urgent matter at hand, what he saw was the killer crocodile with the penguin in its mouth and threw it wildly. The penguin was helpless and weak. The crocodile pushed it against the ground with its crocodile mouth, and forced it to say, "Change, why don't you become a penguin?"

But Lin couldn't bear to look forward and stepped forward: "It's almost done, Penguin is a little owed...but he still owes medical expenses!" How to pay if he died?

Penguin's complexion turned even more gray, and he was speechless.

Killer Crocodile: "How much do you owe?"

But Lin broke his fingers: "Let me see, the medicine fee, and his reshaping..."

Killer Crocodile: "???"

Damn, I really did a plastic surgery!

--shameless!

Penguin poked his neck up, thick-skinned.

But Lin Lin calculated for a long time, and sighed decently: "It's nothing, anyway, he has been sent to a labor camp for life." He pointed to Penguin, "This guy didn't die in the normal way, he was considered a smuggled immigration... ...So the suppression of the law is not strong, and I didn't sign the contract with him in time, and he attacked the ghost doctor after the plastic surgery, but luckily the doctor is a ghost and nothing happened."

But he paused, and finally couldn't restrain his brows: "Hey, you said it was fortunate that I didn't re-sign the contract at the time. Why don't we still have this lifetime free employee!"

——Next time he will smuggle away!

Penguin: "..."

listen!You listen!Is this speaking human language? !It's clearly a fishing law enforcement, and it sounds like a surprise!

And that angel, that angel, he remembered!He was the one who interrupted the dean from signing the contract with him, which led to the subsequent incident of fishing law enforcement. He didn't believe that the angel was really unintentional!This is not the first time fishing law enforcement!

Penguin is really full of MMP, and he can't swear, his face turns red after holding back, and he looks pretty pitiful.

However, in front of him, one is the killer Crocodile who knows his original appearance well, and the other is Mo Xinxin's little dean.He held his breath for a long time, only to be replaced by Danta Lin and asked: "You have seen this workplace, and I have told you two options. One is a nursery for employees' children, and the other is a fish pond guard. You Choose yourself! Which of these two jobs do you choose?"

Now even the killer crocodile couldn't stand it anymore, and said quietly: "Dean, you are joking, is there any difference between these two jobs?" He looked at the corgi above his head, "The fish pond even takes One salary, two jobs..."

But Talin: "..."

Penguin: "...I'd better go to the trusteeship."

The job of the Penguin was set, but he asked the Penguin to register his name, and was about to turn around when he saw the little Corgi making trouble on top of the killer crocodile: "Yes!" He saw the killer crocodile because of the arrival of the penguin, There was no time to erect the notice board, "Who pulled out this board, didn't it say that riding crocodiles is forbidden?"

Killer Crocodile: "I don't—"

Penguin: "Didn't he pull it out by himself? I heard what he said when I came here, don't tell the dean. I wanted to destroy the evidence just now, but luckily I came in time."

"..." Killer Crocodile looked at Penguin, and slowly put out a question mark: "You can speak." What is called destroying evidence, fortunately, it came in time, making it seem like you have done a lot of merit.

But Ta Lin sighed: "Is the signboard meant to help you control the bastards? Since you are playing well and you are willing, then forget it, why don't you just tell me?"

Killer Crocodile froze for a moment.

He still remembered the experience of attacking Dantarin in the sewer and being attacked by the Volturi brothers and sisters.I always thought that Dan Talin would hold grudges, so since entering the hospital, he has been cautious in everything, dare not make mistakes, and even took the initiative to make suggestions.This time, he really wanted to buy the brand. After all, besides being too noisy, the hair-sucking bastards are indeed happy, and they can almost be regarded as public-funded hair-sucking balls!But he didn't dare to agree, but Lin said...

Listening to what the dean said, did he not hold any grudges?

But Talin: "Also, I've thought about the issue of one salary and two jobs you just mentioned. Starting this month, I will give you a raise..."

Killer Crocodile was even more stunned, completely unexpected.

Just as he was pleasantly surprised, he heard Lin continue to say: "...the salary increase will be deducted from Crowley's salary, making him keep paddling."

Killer Crocodile: "..."

Killer Crocodile almost knelt down: "Forget it Dean, I think the salary is pretty good now." He was just a step away from kneeling down and hugging the little Dean's thigh.

Deducting the devil's salary and adding it to him, what kind of fatal operation is this, he is just a small crocodile that is only two meters long!

Is the dean holding a grudge?

Killer Crocodile, like countless predecessors before him, is stuck in the eternal mystery of "whether the little dean has a heart or not".

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in the security room.

Jason leaned against the door with complicated eyes: "I see, you let the angel go. You...why would you want Penguin to stay?"

Bruce was silent for a long time.It was so long that Jason thought he would not answer, so he whispered: "I have thought about it. I have thought about it countless times, and you are right. I don't kill the clown, the riddle man, the scarecrow...then the future will die from them I am responsible for the death of all the innocents under my command. I have been looking for ways to avoid this..."

"Do you think a nursing home is the solution you're looking for?" Jason couldn't help standing up straight, "Can you bear letting these people leave your eyes and stay here?"

"..." Bruce glanced at Jason, then at the security room that was very similar to the Batcave.

Jason suddenly understood, but it was even more unbelievable because of it: "——you want to stay?"

"It won't stay forever. But this will become the second station besides Gotham, and someone needs to guard the rear here—" Bruce paused, his eyes deepening, "I speculate that the people who will be stationed here in the future, It won't be just me."

The Avengers are basically adults, at most there is a little spider, and Thor is not too reliable.But when it comes to minors, the X-Men will definitely have someone stationed in the future!Although it's not their turn yet...

Bruce thought about it after thinking about it: "..."

What does it mean that it's not their turn yet, his thoughts have gradually become small and dean.The little dean effect is really poisonous!

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Bruce's secret plan, but Talin didn't know it.Otherwise, I would probably be very happy, after all, it sounds like Bruce is going to have a long job, isn't this a happy event!

It has been more than half a week since he got the Penguin back, but he gradually recovered from the surprise of getting a free employee. One night, when he was chatting with eggs, he suddenly woke up: "——That's not right!" He hissed , replayed the game, and immediately slapped his thigh regretfully, "I'm also stupid! Why didn't I expect to use Harry's kind when I gave him medicine at that time! It's a small killer's kind!"

No wonder Harry had been staring at him when he had ordered the study of ghosts.

But Talin tightened his grip on the big black egg uncomfortably: "You said this Harry - what's the use of you, you reminded me! What a good opportunity, it was wasted for nothing..."

I can't think about it carefully, the more I think about it, the more painful it is.For the next few nights, Dan Talin would bury his head in the bed, sleep with his face pressed against the big black egg, and his arms were still strangled tightly, so as to get some comfort.He even asked Harry about this, but Harry said in astonishment, "...I thought you were holding back!" Harry was startled, and asked, "Didn't you want to?" Killing pigs with blunt knives, slowly torturing and draining Penguin?"

But Talin: "..."

But Talin: "No, Harry, I just want to ask, what kind of image I am in your hearts!"

Harry: "Hmm..." Is this a proposition?Forget it, saving your life is more important, "Truth, kindness, beauty..."

But Talin: "..."

You can tell that my image is true, kind and beautiful but it is false, and what you say is false and empty is true.

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Ended the conversation with Harry, but he was also relieved.

Forget it, this is not the first time he has passed by a huge sum of money, he may just have not taken the huge sum of money.

With such a buddhist mentality, he returned to his daily office life.There is no new continuous investment, even with the heads of wanted criminals sent by the haunted house from time to time, the accumulation of project funds for the amusement park is still slow, and Bruce has also started to declare the provision for safety facilities, but he is one head and two big, the whole person Very irritable and mournful.

One afternoon, Dan Talin finished handling a table of official duties, paralyzed by the side of the pasture with his eggs in his arms and dreamed: "Cub...if only you could spit out money. Or spit out gold, alas. I'm really poor !"

"Dean, stop dreaming." Luther came over with a green leaf and stuffed it into Dantalin's hand, "I received the letter today."

"Huh?" But Talin sat up in surprise, "It's the tenant's letter, Luye?"

He swished open the letter and read it. There were big leaves and big characters:

[Island owner:

Your employees are in my hands.Give me the territory of the wolf kingdom and the dog kingdom. 】

But Talin: "..."

Hermes, who came to the side to watch, was furious. He felt that the USCPA certificate was very stable, and he was very confident in speaking in front of Dantalin recently: "Who is so bold! Are you crazy and dare to blackmail the dean? I don't know if we The dean has always been the one who blackmailed others?"

But Talin: "...?"

But Talin: "If you want to deduct wages, be calm and calm, just say so."

Hermes: "...Hmm."

Bruce, who came with Luther, said indifferently: "Last night, I saw Penguin running to the back of the mountain. He probably wanted to escape, but accidentally broke into the mountain of the cat clan."

But Talin: "You don't stop anyway...then what should we do now!"

Jason said coldly: "It's impossible to give money. We can't waste money on this money-losing thing anymore—grab it as soon as you catch it, and pull it down when it dies. He wanted to escape and break in by himself, and we made a special run To save him? That's the Penguin. It doesn't make sense for a self-inflicted villain to go all the way to save him and pay the ransom for him. What kind of psychopath would make such an operation."

But Ta Lin pondered for a while: "Oh. That's right. Anyway, he paid off all the medical expenses."

But Ta Lin lay down flatly again, continuing to brood over his eggs.Everyone turned their heads and continued their lunch break as if they had never heard of this matter.

three days later.

cat kingdom.

The White Lion King fiddled with the penguin who was forced to transform into a beast with his paws, rolled it like a ball, and bit it. After playing for a while, he threw the penguin on the ground and slapped his paws impatiently: "Where is the territory? Save you!" What about people? I didn’t eat yours in order to wait for your territory.”

The penguin ball was lying on the ground, its fur was messy, its tail was not curled up, and it drooped limply.

These days, Penguin is having a hard time!Originally, when he saw the hills behind, no one would go there. He thought that it was not within the scope of the nursing home, so he wondered if he could escape from there.Unexpectedly, he was caught by the white lion halfway, and brought back to the kingdom to be tortured. He hoped that someone would come to rescue him, but no one came. At this time, he regretted and was afraid.

Seeing that the Penguin dared not speak, the White Lion King immediately got angry and roared, "I'll bite you to death right now!"

It was the penguin who wept secretly for a while: "?!" The penguin ball, which was still crumpled into a cake just now, rolled up and opened its tender mouth, "Wait! I have a plan!"

Penguin took a few deep breaths, and then said in a very heartbroken manner, as if being forced to say his last words: "You, you ask the messenger to tell the dean...he, if he saves me, I will give away all the property of the Copperpot family, Give it all to him!"

The news was brought to the dean's room.

Jason looked at the green leaf several times, and the more he watched, the happier he was, and he laughed several times before he restrained himself: "Save me." Jason wanted to laugh again, and quickly stopped looking at the green leaf, "It's just right, Copperpot's property Come on; Cat Kingdom kidnaps our employees, and gives us another set for labor reform. Double happiness.”

"Hey, you said these two." But Talin also rubbed his hands excitedly, "You said these two. Let me say something."

Really, an opponent like a pig is equal to a teammate like a god.

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