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After Tony shouted, he felt that something was wrong. Remembering what the little dean said about closing the door before, his surprise turned into a cold sweat: "Uh... uh," he realized by accident, but Lin didn't seem to have any special reaction, so he put on his clothes and went out as usual, and hurriedly followed on, "Don't you want to get involved with superheroes?"

He was worried, but he realized that this was the calm before the storm. He went downstairs to send Batman home, and closed the door on the spot to thank the guests.Then wouldn't he want to wait here for the next dean like the patients in the previous ward, waiting for decades?

No!He doesn't want to be number two in the US team!

"Hey. You're thinking too much." But he laughed loudly, and patted Tony on the shoulder with the attitude of someone who has been there. hero?"

"..." Tony sweated furiously, more than that, there are already two superheroes in the nursing home, "Then you say this is not Batman, this is...?"

"Cosplay." But after Lin finished speaking with certainty, he shook his head and sighed, "It's not good to pretend to be Batman, those villains in Gotham are so crazy, look like they ruined the big and strong guy."

It's so pitiful, but Lin Lin thought about it for a while, his heart softened, and he still bit the bullet and took him down.

Originally, he planned to go to the first floor for inspection, and then consider whether to open the ward on the second floor. Now that everyone has come to pick it up, the second floor has to be opened if it is not open.But he Lin sighed, ran to open the switch on the second floor, broke into the carnival party of the ghosts in the backyard, and dragged out a ghost doctor.

The ghost doctor screamed: "I don't want to work overtime...! You are bullying a 1000-year-old man!"

But Talin: "I don't think the thousand-year-old man still gathers people to party at night, and it doesn't look like he can't work overtime."

The ghost doctor burst into tears, how pitiful he was: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...Do ghosts have no human rights?"

But Talin comforted: "It's okay...the second floor is open, and I will catch another thirty ghosts tomorrow to help you share the pressure."

The ghost doctor stopped talking for a second, broke his tears into a smile, and shouted happily: "Okay!"

Tony: "..."

How bad, to drag others into the water and gloat.

Tony cast a condemning look at the ghost doctor righteously.

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Batman was so badly wounded that he was barely recognizable in human form.The ghost doctor recruited a few more nurses, and pushed the person into the surgical operating room on the second floor, saying that the skin and viscera should be repaired first, and then sent to the orthopedic ward.

According to the ghost doctor, the patient can almost regain consciousness after coming out of the operating room. Tony worried that Batman, who didn't know it, would reveal his secrets, so he tried to coax him, but Lin went back to the office to sleep first, and stayed outside the operating room to wait. .

Unlike the sculpting room, the surgery takes a long time.After Tony carried it on the bench for a while, he felt drowsy.At first he thought that falling asleep would be a nightmare, and he struggled to keep his eyelids closed. In the middle of the night, he finally couldn't hold on, fell on the bench, and fell asleep.

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Tony was awakened by the morning light.

Opening his eyes, the slightly harsh sunlight was refracted through the glass window and sprinkled on his face, causing the lacrimal glands to respond physiologically, and the eyes were filled with mist.

Tony lay on the bench in a daze, looking at the fog and the sun outside the window, he suddenly felt as if he was in another world.

How long has it been since he had a good night's sleep?Ever since Thor, the god of thunder, descended from the sky, those gods and aliens have become reality from the distant fantasies in books.Facing these mythical and interstellar enemies, Tony often feels powerless and anxious. He fears that one day his loved ones will die because of this, and everything he wants to protect will be destroyed.This idea kept churning in his heart, like an evil vine with venom, deeply rooted in his mind and heart, forcing him to have no peace every night.

But today, he was lying on the cold bench in this corridor, sleeping for the first time in several years, having a peaceful and dreamless sleep.

Before, he was questioned by ghosts in the psychiatric clinic. He thought that the consultation was destined to be invalid, but he didn't expect it to be effective.While Tony was unbelievable, he also felt a little lucky that he could enter this miraculous nursing home.

The brain's thinking is extraordinarily clear and organized due to sufficient sleep, and the exhaustion from yesterday's work is swept away.Energetic energy surged through his body, and he almost felt as if he had returned to the healthiest age of 20, with countless whimsical ideas in his head, and the whole world laying at his feet waiting to be discovered.

Tony jumped up from the bench, moved his arms that had been pressed all night because of the heavy sleep, walked to the window sill, and took a deep breath.

...Wait, did I forget something...

What about surgery? !How is the surgery going? !

Tony turned his head abruptly, and found that the operating room was already empty, and hurriedly stopped a crying ghost who was obviously just caught and said, "Where are the people in this operating room?"

"Over there, the orthopedic ward." The new ghost in a nurse uniform wiped away tears and looked at Tony, "Aren't you a handyman? You are not allowed to enter the ward. Why do you ask this?"

Tony almost had a myocardial infarction: "Then, has the dean come to see the patient?"

The new ghost didn't cry at first, but when he heard the words, he broke his power in an instant, and wailed, "See, you big-headed ghost! If the dean is consoling the patient, will I still be arrested? Huh... that emergency patient was injected After calming down, I guess I won’t be able to wake up until tomorrow morning.”

If you don't wake up, that's fine.Tony breathed a sigh of relief, and ruthlessly left the ghost nurse with a "quickly comfort me" expression on his face, and went to the utility room where the kettle was kept.

He calculated as he walked, and based on the old bat's drug resistance, the dose tomorrow morning was estimated to be able to cure it tonight.The nurse in the ward is there during the day, so I can't go there. Why don't you try opening the window at night...

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Don't you think that when you were drunk before, you really started working from [-] to [-], and Tony realized that time actually passed very quickly.Watering the flowers, repairing the air conditioner, cleaning up the confetti left by the patients, restocking the vending machines, and then leaving get off work.

Nibbling on the bread and coffee he left behind when he was restocking, thinking that the old bat would live the same life as himself in the future, Tony suddenly looked forward to the future.

In the evening, after the sun went down, the ghosts' carnival party was held in the backyard on time.The bonfire was full of ghosts flying around, twisting in the air like a convulsion, dancing disco in the air enthusiastically.

Tony surveyed the terrain while working, and the windowsill of the orthopedic ward was at most two or three meters above the ground.He came to the window sill with the rope he got from fishing at work. Relying on his newly added eight-pack abs and a height of 184, he climbed up to the second floor, pushed open the window hard, and climbed onto the window sill.

Batman is sober at this time.

The moment the window creaked open, Batman narrowed his eyes slightly and met Tony's eyes.

"...Wow?" Tony sat on the window sill, looking at the bonfire and then at Batman, "They didn't even take off your tights when they operated on you?"

He thought he could see Batman's true face!

"Are you recovering well? When I saw you last night, you were just a broken skin wrapped in a pile of broken bones, and now you have turned back into a Gotham bat monster again." Tony raised his eyebrows, "Congratulations? The bones will grow tomorrow Well, you can go back to your Gotham again and be your night walker."

Batman tried to move his body, but all joints could not move, he was fixed on the bed, only the cervical spine and head could move freely.

He said in a hoarse voice, "Who are you?"

"—Oh!" Tony remembered that he had not taken off the bionic mask that he went to the system to replace later, so he quickly raised his hand and touched his chin, peeling off a thin layer of bionic skin, "It's me."

... In the middle of the night, saw Iron Man climbing his own window sill?

Batman: "This is either a nightmare or a conspiracy. The Tony Stark I know is much shorter than you."

And a little belly.

Batman shot Tony a look of distrust and disapproval.

"?!" When Tony secretly prodded himself to increase his height and abs, he never thought that he would be suspected because of these, "This is a prosthetic body! Just like a prosthetic, it can be adjusted. ——Oh, please , Put away your suspicious eyes. Look at yourself! Didn’t you know what you were like before? Being resurrected has already proved that this place is incredible. I arrived a few days before you, just arrived It was still a mass of ashes at the time, and this body was replaced later.”

"Think about it, you can be revived here with a comminuted fracture all over your body, what else can't be done, why is it necessary to go to such lengths to conspire with you?" Tony said earnestly.

Batman obviously still has doubts: "Tell me your purpose."

Tony turned in from the window sill: "The director of this nursing home seems to dislike superheroes... He said that if he has anything to do with superheroes, he will close down. I still have a 13-year labor contract. What about here—he can't close the door!" Tony briefly talked about the situation in the nursing home, and asked, "By the way, why did you suffer such serious injuries?"

Batman was silent for a moment, as if he was considering whether to tell this Tony Stark who looked like a fake: "...Luthor talked about the Joker and Deathstroke, and joined forces with him. They set a trap, I only had time to get Superman out..." I was hit by the force of the explosion and fell off a cliff.

"They want to hunt me." Batman said hoarsely, "but when I get out, it's my turn to hunt them."

"Oh, or you can also consider a more peaceful way, such as comparing with them to live longer." Tony gloated, "Here, I have to pay for medical expenses. What do you think about my 13-year and two-month labor contract? Here? Congratulations, colleague, I would like to leave you a space under my sofa, where you can sleep at night."

Batman: "..."

He glanced at Tony's smug look, and swallowed the words "I have money" silently.

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But he didn't know that Tony had sneaked into other men's windows the night before.

He was so tired from hunting ghosts, he slept from day to night for a whole day, and when he woke up, it was already the next morning.I remembered Doctor Ghost had mentioned that today was the day when the emergency patient finished his treatment and woke up, but he forced himself to get up from the comfortable bed, wash and change clothes, and went downstairs to visit.

Walking into the ward, Talin saw that the Batman admirer had already taken off his well-crafted cosplay suit, sitting on the edge of the bed and nodded calmly at him: "Thank you for your treatment."

According to Tony's reminder, as soon as the treatment was completed, Batman asked the system for a bionic mask, but now the face he saw was not his real face.

Tony followed Dantalin and tried to sneak in, but was stopped by the ghost nurse at the door, so he could only stand outside the door and probe his head, wanting to witness the moment when Batman became a junior handyman.

But Ta Lin waved his hand at the man with a body full of hormones but an ordinary appearance: "Is the hospital open for business? Thank you for everything. You can pack up and leave the hospital."

I'm coming!Tony's mouth couldn't help grinning gloatingly, and there was a look of expectation in his eyes.

Batman glanced at the conspicuous orange overalls outside the door, raised his hand to grab the tights next to him, and took out a small card from inside.

The light in Tony's eyes froze for a moment.

Batman didn't use his smoky voice during night watch, but his voice was deep and pleasant, with the stability and magnetism unique to mature men: "Thank God, my credit card was not broken."

Tony: ...Fuck God!People have fallen like that, why haven't the credit cards been smashed! ?

Batman can even pick out the one that suits his current identity from among the many bank cards with ease, and swipe it on the POS machine handed over by the follower.

Follower: "Didi, I received a transfer of 20000$ from Bruce Black."

Tony clawed at the door, nearly snapping the doorknob.He thought angrily: This name is so familiar, it was clearly given to the old bat by Bruce Wayne.

If I had known I would have this kind of bank account too... Tony couldn't help but regret when he thought of his youthful and ignorant behavior that he didn't even bother to remember his social security number and relied on Pepper for management.

Disappointed, the follower who put away the POS machine made two more drops: "Please pay for the emergency escort team: 1000 magic crystals."

Tony was already downcast, and he didn't expect that there would be another village.He suddenly raised his head and said joyfully, "Magic Crystal?!"

The ghost nurse on the side groaned: "In order to escort this guy with his body and soul, the emergency escort team had a fight with the shroud."

"What's the shroud?" Tony asked in confusion. He had dealt with Constantine before, but Batman, who had heard of the shroud, was silent.

According to Constantine, the shroud is equivalent to another kind of death.If the "emergency escort team" really had a fight with the shroud for himself, then it would not be too much to ask for another escort fee.

Bruce Black, disguised as Batman, said sincerely to Dantalin: "But I don't have a magic crystal...can I ask a friend? Maybe—"

Tony's eyebrows twitched, as if seeing things gradually coincide with history as he wished.

Follower: "Doo! According to the highest confidentiality agreement of the Universe Sanatorium, patients who have not been discharged from the hospital are prohibited from contacting the outside world in any form."

Batman: "..."

Follower: "If you can't pay, the Universe Sanatorium can provide debt repayment service. The patient owes medical expenses on credit: 1000 magic crystals, can apply for a junior handyman, get 120 magic crystals per month, deduct 90 board and lodging expenses, 30 magic crystals can be repaid, and it is expected to be repaid in two years and nine months."

Batman: "..."

Tony couldn't help being overjoyed, clapping his hands and laughing on his back: "Haha!"

How about it!After all, it still fell to this end!

Batman: "..."

Batman looked at Tony and said coldly, "Have you ever thought about it, I have dollars."

Tony's laugh cut off like a choked cock.

Batman: "And you could have asked me to borrow $[-] to end labor services."

"..." Tony couldn't laugh at all.

He was so immersed in the mood of pulling people into the water that he didn't expect this at all.

Tony looked at Batman eagerly, and opened his mouth: "...then will you still borrow it now...?"

Batman looked at Tony and imitated him with a blank face: "Haha."

Tony: "..."