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Tony was almost not pissed off, but he didn't say anything, he just grinned and gave Jason a look.

With this glance, there is spirit in the eyes, and there are words in the spirit, Jason understood it immediately: sooner or later the third place will be yours.

Jason: "..."

To move the contract of the old Stark couple into the courtyard, Tony still needs to explain it himself.It is simply a person who is determined to enter the hospital. The nursing home is very humane (?) Special approval, Tony can go with the Ghost Riders and personally participate in this recruitment.But Lin Lin thought that he was the one who helped catch the ghost, so he followed suit, watched a scene where the old Mr. Stark hammered his son for free, and moved the contract between the two into the hospital.

Maria originally thought that Tony was doing something dangerous by hiding it so much.Tony wanted to let Maria put down her worries, so he took the magic weapon used to enshrine the souls of his parents, and went back to the hospital with Dantalin, so that his mother could see where she might need to settle for a long time now, including the future: "It's not what you think That way, there is no danger at all, and the courtyard is much safer than the outside. Before, you have kept the magical artifacts in the haunted house, and I have to go to the haunted house every time I see you. Why not just move into the dormitory next to me, at least it is worse than staying in the haunted house. The haunted house is fine! I can open up the three dormitories by then."

When he said this, Tony glanced at Dan Talin, and seeing that the little dean nodded in agreement, he continued: "Besides, there is a teleportation circle in our courtyard. You can come back after work, and you can use the teleportation method when you go to work." It’s time for a while.” Tony tried to say some light words to comfort his mother, “Isn’t this the same as when I was alive, leaving early and returning late?”

Howard snorted on the spot and glared at the unfilial son: "When I was alive, my home was only three dormitories in size?!"

But Talin stepped forward and spoke for the employees: "Don't worry, if you have a request, I can also ask the Lich to expand your dormitory. How big a site do you want? Is one... one thousand square meters enough?"

Howard: "...?"

Tony was woken up by Dan Talin, and immediately regained his composure: "It's [-] square meters, it's fine!"

Now the magic circle is supported by space gems, and it is not a matter of seconds to expand a site casually.Even, if necessary, Dan Talin can directly open a new space.

Howard held back for a while: "When I'm alive, will I still be an employee for others?"

Dan Talin: "Uncle, don't misunderstand me. The excrement mixing here is at the level of Darkseid and the New God of the Universe. Tony is much more promising than Xiaoda now. He is a high-tech talent in the Mechanical Department! In this way, if you want to , I will open up a few new spaces for you, so that your family can be a space master."

Howard: "..."

Howard was already at a disadvantage in fighting against the two of them, but Maria had already begun to appreciate the environment of the nursing home.It just so happened that Steve rushed over with the final design drawing in his arms, and met his old friend: "Howard?"

Steve's eyes suddenly became subtle, looking at Tony, then Dan Talin.Slowly, warily, he took a step back.

But Ta Lin naturally recalled the scene when they first met, and said casually: "By the way, captain, I remember that there is a golden retriever in your house, do you want to bring it into the yard?"

Steve paused: "..."

Be on guard against everything, but Steve, who still couldn't guard against it, refused with difficulty: "No, I still won't compete with the Batman for the third place..."

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Steve showed Dan Talin the design drawings he had drawn: "According to your requirements, each courtyard has a different style. The second courtyard does not need to be moved, and the final draft of the first courtyard is the future style..." After so long, Steve has also passed by the Cosmic Cube several times, and now he can say calmly, "...with the Cosmic Cube, these neon lights don't have to worry about power consumption. First, it's for aesthetics, and second, if there is an emergency, you can also Act as a light to help the crowd evacuate."

But he looked at the design drawing Steve handed him. The designer did not make much adjustments to the building itself, but only added a pointed and high roof on top of the original square building.After adding the light belt decoration, the original bulky building looks like it is divided into different buildings from the outside, and they are gathered together row by row. It is almost the reality of the future science fiction city in movies and games, but he can do it Imagine how cool it would be here at night.In the future, employees may have another place to hang out after dinner.

Steve has also consulted a lot of information these days. After repeated use, his computer and communicator are all handy: "I refer to the concept of the Asgard palace that Sol and I described." After taking off the vest, , It is much more convenient to talk to the little dean again, "But after all, it is not a large building complex, and it can only achieve the current effect."

But Lin nodded again and again: "That's enough."

"That's it for the first courtyard." Steve handed another design drawing to Dan Talin, "The third courtyard here adopts a design style that is close to the original natural environment, drawing on the concept of some tree houses The interior will not be changed, and the exterior will be decorated as a wooden building. In the future, after the Lich adds a defensive circle, some vines will also be planted to increase the feeling of a tree house in the forest."

The building of the three courtyards was originally small, built on the top of the hill, and the space was expanded by the Lich's expansion circle.Therefore, it is decorated like a tree house, not only does it feel unobtrusive, but after being decorated with vegetation, it can perfectly blend with the scenery of the hills below.In the future, when patients take the cable car, they will not feel disturbed by seeing the cube building on the top of the mountain.

Steve: "Some wooden frames have been added on the outside and on the top floor of the Third Hospital for employees to climb and rest in animal form. In this way, when doctors or nurses need a short rest, they don't have to go to the small square next to the Animal Husbandry Department. Find a place to rest."

But Talin looked at the renderings drawn by Steve and was almost amazed. This oil painting-like beauty made him wish that the Third Hospital could be completed immediately.Just as he was brewing a rainbow fart, and wanted to praise this amazing work, the old Stark couple who were led by Tony to visit the nursing home floated back: "Dean."

But the rainbow fart that he had held back most of the time ran away in an instant: "Hey! Uncle, aunt, the visit is over!"

Howard snorted coldly: "I used to just relax, but now that it's a formal job, I can't let the situation of the haunted house go. Dean, why don't you expand the scale and open more branches?" Howard rushed to call Duan, "Don't say there is no manpower. Can't you recruit without manpower? This world is not only nursing homes and hydra with ghosts."

Maria smiled and said, "We want to apply for a half-month vacation to visit and learn from haunted houses around the world. If we meet a suitable ghost, we will invite you to... cough."

But Talin: "...Auntie, did you say 'trick' just now, I heard you say trick!"

Maria looked like she didn't hear anything, her posture was still elegant and dignified: "Can the dean approve it?"

But Talin: "Auntie, you really said 'trick' just now, did Tony tell you..."

Maria: "Then we will leave tomorrow."

Dan Talin: "..._(:з"∠)_"

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Knowing that their son was going to stay in the nursing home, and that they signed the contract, the mental outlook of the old Stark couple was completely different from before.But he Lin has too many things to worry about in a day, and it doesn't matter if he can't take care of the development of the haunted house.Although they have been discharged from the hospital... no, after studying, they can also use the communicator to communicate with Dan Talin remotely. Let me mention one or two points.Today is different from the past. After becoming regular employees of the nursing home, they can do a lot more than when they were just ghosts.

"Yes, yes, you are right..." But Lin nodded again and again, and finally hung up the contact, straightened his body on the chair, and stared straight.

Uncles and aunts are going to make a big deal!He even contacted the old Sherlock Holmes couple at the branch?Is this going to build a "haunted house empire"?

But he turned on the computer, and according to what Maria said, he modified the announcement on the homepage of the haunted house.Inform everyone that the haunted house will undergo an expansion, which will soon be able to accommodate a larger passenger flow, and will also speed up the construction of new branches to ensure that everyone will not face the situation of finding a ticket.

The comment area was full of cheers:

[In a moment of excitement, the wooden floor was cracked...]

[Is there still a chance to experience a haunted house in my lifetime? ? 】

【I'm so relieved, the master is finally doing his job properly...】

[?No, the main job of the master is to catch ghosts, right? 】

But Ta Lin looked amused and a little proud, and said in his heart: If I want to do my job properly, you won't be able to see me at all.

Just as he was thinking, a long golden-red shadow suddenly flashed outside the window.

But he looked out the window: "?? What the hell, Tony! Why did you bring the battle armor in too??"

The golden-red battle armor paused and flew to the window sill. Tony lifted the mask: "No, this is newly made in the yard. The defense system is upgraded. Bruce, Xiaolu and I are too strenuous to do it. , make some armor to help, this is also part of the defense system. The bats have also started to move things into the cave..."

But Talin: "...?? Some?"

Tony winked at Dan Talin, motioning him to look at the expression of the bat dragon on the desk lamp.

But Lin Lin looked in the direction Tony suggested, and he saw that the little black dragon, who was lying silently on his stomach, tightened his body, raised his head, and a pair of dragon eyes showed an unhappy expression.

That's right, the other self has finished decorating and started moving. He didn't even get a rough house here, only a dragon's nest the size of a cat's litter.

Tony successfully interrupted, and smiled: "Now that we're talking about this, let me show you the last layer of defense we just completed..." Tony hung Dantalin on his back and flew into the sky, "Dean , look down!"

But he was caught off guard and dragged out of the window sill, relying on Letoni's neck to keep him from falling. He thought for three seconds in horror, whether the dean would have to turn into a ghost to continue working after falling to his death, and then looked down tremblingly. : "——!" But Talin almost gave up, and fell, and yelled in Tony's ear, "What are you doing with the missiles?! Are you going to fight the enemy or level the sanatorium?"

Tony was almost snarled by Dan Talin: "...Dean, this missile is unusual. It uses the Cosmic Cube as its energy source. It's best not to use it. When it is really needed, it can take care of the nursing home." Building? It would be good to keep the people first.” Tony reassured Dan Talin, “This is the backup plan prepared by me and the bat. On weekdays, there are Superman, Darkseid, Yuga Khan… so many people, most of them are Unusable."

"Dean, do you understand this kind of psychology?" Tony said loudly, "I don't need it, but I want to have it!"

But Talin: "..."

The dean doesn't understand, the dean is afraid of heights, quickly put the dean back on the ground...

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The newly upgraded defense system, of course, is not limited to the missiles that he saw on the surface.Tony took Dantalin to visit in detail, and they were basically constructed according to the original negotiation, and now they are all completed.It can be said that if the vampires who came to attack at night came now, what awaits them is not a contract, but an urn.

Overall, Talin was still very satisfied, but Tony asked, "Do you want to add an additional defense system to the dean's office?"

But Talin resolutely refused: "That's unnecessary."

He is still waiting for a baby from the orphanage. Judging from the previous night raids by Demo and the others, there will be quite a lot of babies sent to his door in the future. He is ready to fish and enforce the law.

Hmph, if you dare to treat him as a golden apple, you have to make a baby in a set first!

Two days later, Will came to the door: "The catnip field in the cat country is ripe."

When Will submitted the sale plan to Dan Talin, he was still a little dazed: "Does catnip grow so fast?"

Is it only two weeks since it was planted?It grows so lush.

But he, Lin Xin, knew that Demeter's divine power must be at work, so he laughed aloud: "Is it getting better soon, have you communicated with the people from the Animal Husbandry Department?"

"Well, we came up with this plan together." Will was indeed distracted, "The catnip grass is not processed, it is picked fresh every day, and it is transported to pet stores by the magic circle for sale. In addition, the catnip grass By the way, the pet base hosted by Al has also prepared a variety of pet food preferred by cats and canines, and it can be sold on a large scale now."

But Talin nodded: "It just so happens that the pet store's pet sales channel will be closed tomorrow, and these two new services can be directly pushed up..."

He is still very confident in these two new services.One is the catnip grass nourished by Demeter's divine power, and the other is the pet food that Artemis personally supervises and has been personally inspected by countless orc employees. What a high production standard this is... It can be said that it is fairy catnip, fairy pet food.

Will: "There is only one question now. The packaging design of pet food has a small history, but the brand name still needs to be determined by you. What name do you want?"

But Lin thought for a while: "Let's call him a ghost hunter!"

To reduce the burden on the marketing department, I will use my own enthusiasm!

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Cody's cat is very delicate, lazy and picky eater.On weekdays, it costs a lot of money just to buy cat food. Even so, those expensive cat food may not make it talk.

"Oh...it turns out that the manufacturer is out of stock, and it takes a long time to order online. Kitty doesn't want to eat this ordinary cat food, will she... starve to death?" Cody's mother asked worriedly.

Dad: "How is it possible. Eat when you are hungry."

Cody hugged the cat and was about to cry: "But Kitty hasn't eaten for three days!"

Not to mention cats, people can't stand without food for three days.Cody has checked on the Internet, and the cat will absorb nutrients from the liver if it does not eat for three days, which seems to lead to some kind of fatty liver.

Dad also made Cody uneasy: "Things on the Internet are alarmist, right?"

"But Kitty doesn't drink water!" Cody really cried anxiously, begging his father if he could go to the nearby pet supermarket again, what if there was a stock?

While making noise, Cody's mother's cell phone rang, and a text message came.She opened it with a headache and took a look: "Hey." She pushed Cody, "My colleague said that she was on a business trip in New York, and she bought some catnip and cat food from a very famous New York pet store recently, and asked us for some cat food. Don't try it. Her cats love it."

Cody was still holding on to his father's hand tightly, but when he heard this, he shook it off and confirmed in surprise, "New York pet shop? Is that the one, Master Dan's pet shop?"

Cody's mom: "Yeah, it's not the last time David tweeted them..."

Cody's mother knew about Dan because of David.She is a fan of David Blake. She used to chase stars and watch idol endorsements are all famous watches and jewelry. Now the idol is almost becoming a star specially hired by Dan. When Twitter is opened, it is either a greeting or an advertisement for Dan. ...

Dad suddenly became unhappy, stood up and cleared his throat: "What kind of cat food do celebrities know, I'd better go to the pet supermarket to see."

Cody's mother didn't care whether her husband was happy or not, and told her ruthlessly: "Then you remember, stop by my colleague and bring back the cat food and catnip she brought us."

dad:"……"

Cody's mother, a colleague, is not far away.Dad went to a few pet supermarkets, but without any suspense, he went to a colleague's house to bring back the cat food.On the way home, I took it apart trustingly and looked at it, but I couldn’t find anything famous, but it was some kind of catnip, which looked green and fresh.The colleague clearly said that he brought it back yesterday, and it has been a whole day, and he was bored in the bag, but he didn't feel bored.

When I got home, my father put down the cat food and catnip: "What you want!"

He had the right to think of himself as a tool man, and sat down on the sofa, picked up the half-read newspaper, covered his face, but peeked at the direction of the cat food on the table.

Cody: "Then I'll pour it for Kitty... Hey, Kitty!"

Before Dad had time to say what was wrong, he saw their family's public cat, which had been lazy for the past few days, jumped from the living room into the dining room like a dog seeing a meaty bone, jumped onto the dining table with a chair, and went crazy Pick up cat food.

When Dad opened the cat food to look at it, he didn't seal the opening carefully.At this time, the bag was pushed by the cat, and a lot of cat food was spilled out after falling down. Kitty, as if she hadn’t eaten anything in hundreds of years, ate the cat food on the table with a ferocious posture. She could only bite one piece with her small mouth, but she was eager to lick it with her small tongue, trying to roll it more Pop a few in your mouth.

Not to mention Cody and Cody's mother, even Dad was stunned: When did I see Kitty being so active in eating, and just jumped those two times—is it really the infinite potential inspired by food?

Cody and his mother rushed over and hugged Kitty away.Although it is good to have an appetite, if you eat so eagerly, you will definitely choke.Cody took the opportunity to find an empty mineral water bottle, dug a small hole in the side, poured an appropriate amount of cat food into it, covered it, and put it next to Kitty.In this way, if Kitty wants to eat cat food, he has to push the empty mineral water bottle to get the dropped cat food.

This is a restraint method used on gluttonous cats. Cody also read online that he never had a chance to use it at home, but he did not expect to use it today.

Dad stopped posing, and walked over to pick up the cat food suspiciously: "There won't be any harmful ingredients..."

Cody's mother ignored him. She saw David blowing Dan's rainbow fart every day, and knew that Dan's branch in London was even selected as an excellent foreign store, and the government even gave special discounts. How could there be any harmful ingredients.She poured a small amount of water again, crushed the catnip grass, took about a thumbnail's worth, and soaked it in the water.Smiling and watching Kitty tossing the mineral water bottle until she was full, she pushed it to Kitty's side.

Cody watched nervously. Kitty, who had collapsed on the ground after eating, moved her pink nose, turned over and stood up again, walked to the bowl, lowered her head, and plunged her face into the water.

"Ahem, ahem!" Cody's mother looked funny and worried, and quickly hugged Kitty. Kitty was already in a daze, with limbs hanging down stupidly. After a while, they hugged their mother's arms together, and the cat's head rubbed and rubbed, making a delicate meowing sound.

"What about the needle, the water should be able to be fed in now." Cody's mother urged her husband.

Cody showed hope on his face: "Great, Kitty didn't have a big reaction to catnip before, every time I tried to use it to trick Kitty into drinking water, it didn't work. Now it finally works! Mom, mom, you Ask your colleagues, how much does this cost?"

Cody’s mother handed the cat and the needle filled with water to Cody, and called to ask about it. After hanging up, she was overjoyed: “It’s not expensive at all, it’s half of the cat food we usually buy. And this cat food can still be pre-ordered, and it can also be delivered to your door. It is said that it is guaranteed to be delivered in one day!" Cody's mother didn't pay much attention to Dan-related news before, and now she has finally become a fan, Rainbow Fart boasted, " This kind of service can only be provided by ghost hunters."

Dad vigilantly checked the completed sub-table, turned to look at the sign, and was speechless: "That's right, the brand name is called Ghostbuster."

For a while, he couldn't tell whether the purpose of choosing this name was to make the pet food popular among ghost hunters, or to advertise the pet food to ghost hunters...

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The pet store closed the pet sales channel, and on the day when pet food and catnip were launched, the employees of the animal husbandry department and the agricultural affairs department were nervously watching the sales summary on the first day.Fortunately, everything turned out to be fine, and the night ended, but Talin held another small celebration banquet. Not only the Ministry of Agriculture and Animal Husbandry, but Chaoying and Chaofan also came to join in the fun.

Tony went home at night, finished the business that Xiaojiali had sent him, brought some wine by the way, and opened it for everyone.

Most of the people present were huge, and Peter was only allowed to drink fruit juice. A celebration party was halfway through, and the only drunk people were Dan Talin and Will, two weak chickens.

But he was drunk, tongue out: "T...Tony, I wanted to ask before. I already know... who are you, why are you still wearing a bionic mask? Take off... take off!"

Will and Dantalin, the two drunks huddled together, echoed unconsciously: "Yes... yes! Take off!" Will was drunk and still didn't forget to gossip, "But... Xiao Dan, let me tell you, You don't know. There are a lot of gossips about you in the courtyard!"

"Huh...?" But Lin Mi stared at him.

Will: "Big...everyone said that Tony, Bruce, Xiaolu, Xiaodo, Xiaozuo, all...had an affair with you." Will shook his head, and his body followed suit, "But...but, everyone I feel that these people's looks... are average, that is, Xiao Duo is more handsome, Xiao Zuo is too ugly, no way. Xiao...Xiao Lu is not good either, long hair, too sissy."

Everyone took off their masks, and heard Will's words: "..."

Veins popped out of Luther's forehead, Tony also grabbed Will's shoulders, pulled him around, gritted his teeth and smiled: "You're not good-looking?"

Then let's not talk about having an affair, it's all fake gossip.But it's very uncomfortable to be rejected in a false scandal!

Tony recruited the battle armor, hehe: "You look at me and say it again?"

Will blankly glanced at the people around him, and took off all the masks that could be removed, and those who couldn't, such as Bruce, also put on the bat mask: "..."

Most of him woke up from the alcohol in an instant, and he squeezed him hard with his hand.

But Lin Du was in a half-dream and half-awake state, and Will pinched his throat and yelled: "Aww!"

Will trembled: "Trust... you..." He looked at the battle armor that could never be faked, swallowed his saliva, and became more sober now, "Steel, Iron Man?"

Tony "kindly" introduced: "Look at this one, little Lu."

"..." Will was completely sober from the wine, and he tightly grasped Dan Talin's wrist, "Lulu...Mr. Lex?"

He choked up a few times, grabbed Dan Talin's shoulder, and shook it vigorously: "Xiao Dan, Xiao Dan, wake up, I seem to have said something wrong qwq"

But he, Lin's eyes were slack, and he still knew to ask instinctively: "What are you talking about...why?"

Will: "..."

Say, tell me a joke, Iron Man with mediocre looks, long-haired sissy Lex...

The author has something to say: there is one more sentence: Domamu is the most handsome