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Deathstroke: "..."

The little dean is always unexpected, and for a while, Death Knell didn't know whether to light the wax for the new colleagues, or to reflect on his own naivety.But when it comes to new colleagues, he is inevitably a little curious, wondering who is unlucky, bad luck?

But he answered the phone with joy: "Who stole my diamond?"

The little guy was about to cry: "Boss, why are you so happy, two of them are here! They are fighting!"

But Talin: "? What?"

Xiao Luo thought that the boss finally realized the seriousness of the problem, and was about to ask whether he should hire a few mercenaries to solve the problem, when he heard the pleasant voice on the other side of the phone: "There is such a good thing as fishing one and getting one free? !"

Little guy: "??"

Deathstroke: "..."

But Lin Zhuang hurriedly told Xiao Luo to hide by himself, or escape if he could escape, hung up the phone, and shouted beamingly: "Ultra!"

Ultron: "At your service, Dean."

But Ta Lin commanded: "Go, let Xiaohong and the others get ready, our fishing nets are full of fish!"

Ultron immediately played a festive music according to the occasion, and the flattery was very timely.

In the jubilant office, only Death Knell seemed to be out of touch with the world, subconsciously repeating in a low voice: "Ultron?"

Which Ultron, the Ultron he thought of?

Is this fucking Ultron? ?

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Because there were two fish in the net, but Lindt let Batman and Red Hood go together, just in case.As a result, the two of them didn't have a chance to make a move at all, and the one who stole was the first to fight.

Jason and Dan Talin briefly described the process: "It should be that when Catwoman and the Scarecrow were fighting, the Scarecrow released a poison gas of fear. Catwoman destroyed the scarecrow's mask, so the Scarecrow also inhaled her own poison gas... Fortunately, the front desk slipped away early. , Otherwise, this meeting will also have to go to the hospital."

But he was happy: "Very good, very good. To be honest, I just wanted to catch Catwoman with this diamond. I didn't expect the scarecrow to come in too."

And this buy one get one free is quite worry-free.

Jason asked Dan Talin: "How does the dean plan to arrange their work?"

As soon as he said this, Lin Lin became more excited: "To be honest, when the flower shop first opened, I thought about what position I should arrange if the scarecrow entered the hospital. Originally, I thought that the battle line would be quite long. Well, I didn’t expect that the scarecrow would jump and bite the bait right after the bait was cast, this might be fate!”

Jason: "..."

It must be evil fate.

But Lin rubbed his hands, full of entrepreneurial enthusiasm: "Didn't I say before that the flower shop can further develop an additional industry, such as perfume? In fact, I thought of the Scarecrow at that time. According to his ability, he can mix and match perfume." This job should be a piece of cake! At that time, we can also produce a series of jokes, called 'perfume is poisonous'."

Jason: "..."

It's not that the perfume is poisonous, it's you, the dean, who are poisonous.

"As for Catwoman..." Lin Lin pondered for a moment, still a little bit embarrassed about the personnel arrangement, "Actually, I originally wanted her to go to the pet store, but now the pet store is not short of people, but the martial arts gym It has just opened and there is a lack of teaching talents, so let her go to the martial arts gym first?"

Thinking about it carefully, this arrangement is actually not bad. There is a male martial artist in the martial arts hall, and a female martial artist, which will be more beneficial to the future teaching in different classes, and - male and female match, work is not tiring!

"That's right." But he suddenly thought of a question that he was a little curious about when he was not the dean, and tugged at Jason, "Catwoman...can talk to cats?"

Jason: "?? Then Spider-Man can talk to spiders?"

"Oh..." But Lin thought for a moment and asked again, "Then the king of the sea can't talk to fish?"

Jason: "..." Not to mention, they really asked Neptune this question, "As far as he said, he can talk to water..."

"Oh..." But Talin digested this new point of knowledge, paused, and asked suspiciously, "Then why isn't he called Water King?"

Jason: "..."

God damn Water King!

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After Catwoman entered the hospital, Dan Talin withdrew the cat fishing device from the Bingshan Restaurant.The little boy breathed a sigh of relief, and finally no longer had to worry about it.But Lin Te gave Xiao Luo a week's paid vacation to appease the other party's heart that was about to break during this period.

Two days later, the homepage of the Martial Arts Hall, which was overwhelmed by the anticipation of countless fans, finally posted a new announcement, saying that a new female martial artist would be added to teach in the future, and a photo was posted.

Within 3 minutes of opening the channel for booking courses, the comment section below burst into tears:

【Why? ?Why? ?Why only female students are accepted, this is discrimination, this is sexism! 】

【...I now seriously doubt that ghost hunters actually catch ghosts not by their skills, but by their beauty! 】

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[In the past, I hoped that the master would stick to his original intention and not bloom everywhere. Now, I am eating the steak bought from the Ghostbuster supermarket, smelling the flowers sent by the Ghostbuster flower shop, and watching the flowers from the Ghostbuster Martial Arts Hall. Young lady... Damn it, I'm just one martial arts gym away from being able to collect stamps successfully, even gender is not an issue, but I'm defeated by the speed of netizens?Did you all use cheats! 】

[?Upstairs is already very lucky, okay, so far I can only grab the chance to shop in the supermarket... It's because the supermarket shopping is unlimited and no reservations are required! 】

【It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant】

On the first day of the class, he, Lin, got up early and went to cheer up Catwoman: "It's okay, although everyone's focus is wrong now, but I believe that with your strength, you will be able to do it soon." Establish an excellent reputation and focus everyone's attention on you!"

Catwoman said quietly: "Why do I want their attention, I'm not a death knell, I want to be popular in middle age."

Being dragged by Lin Qiang, he said it was the death knell of a new colleague: "???"

No, they are both fallen in the world, so why do they have to hurt each other?

Catwoman looked at Dan Talin, and smiled: "I just want someone's attention..." She approached Dan Talin gracefully, without being deliberate, she was charming enough, "Dean..."

In the past few days of waiting for the publicity to finish and the class to start, Catwoman has already gotten a good feel for the situation in the courtyard, and she also knows that the 45.52-carat blue diamond was the bait Dan Talin threw out to catch her.

In addition to being annoyed by the truth, Catwoman is also very interesting-especially after seeing the Cosmic Cube permanent battery.

You said this little guy looks innocent and harmless to humans and animals, what is he thinking in his little head?

Catwoman approached Dantalin with a playful attitude.As soon as she put her face close to Dan Ta Lin, the little black dragon that had been lying on Dan Ta Lin's shoulder with its eyes closed raised its tail, and with only the tip of its tail, it made it impossible for her to get any closer.

But Lin was quite surprised that Zu Zonglong would make a move. He glanced at Bruce gratefully, and said sincerely: "Sister, you are so beautiful, but we have no results..."

Catwoman was not annoyed, she stood up straight and raised her eyebrows: "Why?"

But he, Lin Yizheng, said: "I am male, and my sexuality is money."

The death knell was straight, but he felt that Lin's self-awareness was quite thorough, but Catwoman pondered for a while: "...So that's the case, the dean is really advanced in thinking, and even talked about interracial love. It's just that this dragon looks quite small. Still can't act too hastily..." As she spoke, Catwoman smiled, "No wonder Xiao En was so nervous when I approached just now.

Bruce just helped him, but he, Lin, didn't expect the fire to burn himself: "??"

But Ta Lin was also stunned: "Xiao Sai, what are you talking about?"

Catwoman pretended to be surprised: "Huh? Didn't the dean say it yourself, 'Sex male, sexual orientation money', doesn't this money refer to Xiao En?"

But Talin suddenly showed a displeased expression, straightened his chest, and said with his arms crossed: "Don't talk nonsense, although we sleep together and take care of the cubs together every day, I just want his body and ease of use, we are definitely not that kind relationship!"

Bruce: "..."

Rao even Bruce couldn't help but collapse a bit, and the old butler at the side even gave him a knowing look, with a look of relief on his face, as if he had really seen the blossoming of his old man's old tree, and even walked away cooperatively, with a look on his face. Do not disturb your appearance.

Catwoman: "..."

Catwoman actually knew the identity of the dragon, and she said this as a joke.After being caught by Talin, she suddenly became suspicious: Is it really that kind of relationship? ?

But he, Lin, admired everyone's expressions and laughed loudly: "It's just a joke! Are you serious?"

None of the people present could laugh, especially Bruce.Because he read this joke carefully, and there is not a single lie...

But he Lin pretended to be thoughtful and said: "Xiao Sai said so, I really think Xiao En is pretty good...... Ha ha ha ha!" His joke was serious.

Everyone reluctantly laughed a few times, but Bruce's back felt chills.

The dean is a person who is intentional and sometimes unintentional. Who knows if what he said this time is a real joke...

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Martial arts gym, but Ta Lin didn't bother too much.When the death knell was on duty before, he would still worry about the possibility of a teacher beating a student violently, but Catwoman would not, she is not that kind of person.

But Talin took back the energy he had been spending in martial arts gyms and restaurants during this time, and devoted himself to the scarecrow.

The scarecrow would rather die than live, and was struggling in front of the perfume table by several Kryptonians: "I...will not...surrender!"

He looks like a scarecrow, mixing perfume? ?What a disgrace!

The prisoner in the Phantom Zone persuaded in a low voice:

"It's better for you to follow the dean."

"It's still just mixing fragrance, and if you resist again, you don't know what you're doing."

The Scarecrow said bitterly: "Is there anything more humiliating than this?"

The Phantom Zone employees somberly pass on the lesson:

"Yes, for example, let you specialize in the production of small scarecrows."

"You don't want to make fragrances, can't the dean train your cubs to make fragrances?"

"At that time, you will be just a poor production tool..."

Dantalin in the form of a supervisor: "??"

No, he was just threatening like that before, but he really wouldn't do that, how inhumane!The people in the Phantom Zone took it to heart, and even used it to torture new employees...

But Lin Talin looked at the scarecrow's loose expression, and immediately slapped the incense table with his palm, righteously: "That's right! Make a football team! Do you deserve it?"

The scarecrow is weak, helpless, and pitiful: "...I am worthy, I am worthy..."

But Ta Lin was still brooding about his previous predictions: "Okay, then you will make a series, and then it will be called Perfume Poisonous..."

The scarecrow collapsed into a broken straw doll on the incense table, grinding his teeth bitterly: "..."

Damn it, that "perfume is poisonous" is clearly a joke!

What kind of perfume is poisonous, and the poisonous one is clearly the little dean!

"...!" The scarecrow straightened up slowly, "I have an inspiration."

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Scarecrows don't know how to make fragrances, even if they are inspired, they have to be trained in a proper manner.While the Scarecrow endured the training session, Dionysus finally made his first batch of wine.

This batch of wine includes a variety of categories, such as mead, carambola wine, wine, cherry wine... After Dionysus entered the hospital, Demeter set aside a special area for the cultivation of hops, so Dionysus Oenissus also brewed some beer, but didn't age it because he personally preferred the stronger flavors of fresh beer.

However, on the issue of how to sell, Dan Talin is a bit conflicted.

Aged wine, high-end wine, you have to find a decent store to be worthy of their value, right?The Ghostbuster Commercial Street doesn't have such a background, but he can't open a winery on the Commercial Street either.

"Is the Bingshan restaurant not working?" Catwoman heard the troubles of the little dean when she went to the dean's office with Deathstroke to report on her work after get off work.

But Lin rested his cheeks and said melancholy: "But, I haven't planned to reveal that the Bingshan restaurant is related to me. This is different from the previous situation. It is indeed related to Penguin." Affect his reputation and attract some attention he doesn't want.

Catwoman: "..." After all, Catwoman thought of a new way, "Then open an auction auditorium in the commercial street, and put the wine at the finale of the auction. On the one hand, the wine's After the sale is settled, it can be guaranteed that they are sold at a price that best suits their own value; on the other hand, we can also accept other auction items and earn commission fees for the auction.”

Catwoman smiled and said: "The most important thing is that if there is our wine in the Bingshan restaurant, there is a reasonable reason to explain it - they got it at auction. Keep the little dean clean."

But Talin's eyes lit up, and he nodded again and again: "That's a good idea. In the future, we can let Dionysus brew some wine that doesn't have to be so expensive. These affordable wines will be directly put into the farmer's supermarket and open up a wine counter. Sale."

Only Deathstroke remained silent.After leaving the dean's office, Catwoman rarely cared about her colleagues: "Why have you been silent?"

Deathstroke glanced at Catwoman and said slowly, "I was just thinking..."

The death knell said: "The auction is open, who will be the host?"

Catwoman: "..."

The two fell into silence at the same time.

And realized one thing: the little dean is about to start trapping people again.

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