The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

The reason why Lu Qi asked if he ate Jin Tian was purely a product of his brain opening, and it was a joke.But what he didn't expect was that after hearing this, Jin Tian didn't immediately deny it.

Lu Qi couldn't help being a little surprised, and couldn't help recalling the period before Jin Tian disappeared. Although it was a long time ago, many memories were blurred, but Lu Qi didn't remember that he had eaten Qinglong.And if he really ate Qinglong, how could the Demon Management Office give up and let him join in to earn ration money.

Rational thinking ruled it out, and Lu Qi felt that this was impossible.But what exactly is going on, you still have to ask the person involved.If Jin Tian insisted on killing him, Lu Qi would have nothing to do with him.But Jin Tian just thought about it for a while, then sighed a bit embarrassed, but still opened his mouth: "Although this matter is a bit disgraceful, I feel that you still have the right to know..."

In fact, Lu Qi's memory is really missing, he only remembers that he fought with Jin Tian in the dark and finally became his defeated opponent.The memory after that is that he went into the Demon Management Office to manage things, and Jin Tian hadn't appeared for a long time, until he popped out of the egg recently.

Moreover, there is really a big gap between Jin Tian today and the Azure Dragon back then, so when Lu Qi first met, he never thought that this egg would be that majestic Azure Dragon.To be honest, Lu Qi has always felt that although Qinglong's arrogant appearance is not pleasing to the eye, Qinglong's skin color is really super good-looking.When he never wanted to meet again, he became golden. The golden light is there, but it lacks a bit of the majesty of the superior.

It wasn't until Jin Tian talked about it now that Lu Qi knew that there was really some reason for him——

Back then when Qinglong defeated Taotie, he should have signed an agreement to let him enter the demon administration.But Qinglong had vaguely heard about Lu Qi's reputation, and it was said that Taotie was so good at eating that he would even eat himself when he was hungry, so he didn't know if it was true or not.With a pragmatic attitude, Qinglong locked Taotie in the barrier, fasted food and water, thinking that when Taotie really started to eat him, he would immediately give him food.

But it was a time of great chaos in Nanshan, and Qinglong was also in a hurry to calm down the chaos.It has been hundreds of years since he went there, and the Taotie that he locked in the barrier has long been left behind by Qinglong.When Xuanwu was checking the population of monsters, he suddenly realized that Taotie hadn't been registered, so he asked Qinglong what was going on.Qinglong slapped his thigh, it was broken, why did he forget that guy in the enchantment.

By the time Qinglong rushed over and opened the barrier, Taotie had already eaten himself with very little body left.To say that Taotie's vitality can be regarded as tenacious, his head and tail are connected, and he is constantly regenerating while eating himself.But consumption without growth is not a long-term solution after all.If he waited for Taotie to eat his own neck, it would be completely hopeless.

Ordinary monsters starved for a hundred years, at most the monster power was consumed to return to their original form.Someone like Taotie who doesn't even let him go, is truly one in a million.No matter how unreliable Taotie is, it is always Qinglong who locks him up and causes him to eat himself.Killing life for no reason is a very bad act, not to mention that Qinglong is still a law enforcement officer. Because of boredom, he wanted to do an experiment to pit Taotie into such a situation. reputation will be affected.

In order to take the overall situation into consideration, and to make up for his mistakes, Jin Tian finally decided to give half of his body to Taotie.This is the first large-scale transplant operation in the demon world. Needless to say, the process was arduous. After Taotie passed the dangerous period, Qinglong completely lost his skill and became a egg cultivation.Until the moment before going to sleep, Jin Tian still didn't forget to tell Xuanwu: "Take care of this foodie, after all, it's not easy for me to grow up..."

Lu Qi had conceived a lot, even thought about being a weirdo and eating Qinglong, but he didn't expect that he really wanted to come so naked.People are a little caught off guard, both reasonable and unexpected.In Lu Qi's eyes, Jin Tian has always been reliable, even if he is fooling around, Lu Qi firmly believes that he has righteousness in him.

But the truth is really, it's too bloody and deceitful.

Lu Qi has always believed that there is nothing good without a reason in the world.Jin Tian started to help him pay back the money, and later bought him food, and cared about whether he was too hungry every day. He was still wondering if he really met Lei Fenglong.In this way, everything will be explained clearly——

In the end, I was afraid that I would not be full enough to eat half of his body again.but……

"I'm really so hungry that I can even eat myself? Isn't that meme invented by Fenghuang?" Lu Qi looked down at his hands and feet. He couldn't imagine how he could even eat himself. .

Jin Tian was a little helpless, but he could only nod his head honestly: "I told you about my black history, why should I lie to you. I really didn't expect that you would be so cruel to me... Maybe it was also because, at that time, You haven't accepted the harmonious social values ​​of the demon world, so your sanity and consciousness are a little bit worse..."

Lu Qi rolled his eyes at Jin Tian, ​​silently raised the chicken roll in his hand, and started eating again.Jin Tian couldn't help being a little surprised by his reaction: "After you heard this, don't you have any other ideas?"

"What do you want to think?"

"For example, condemn my boring and irresponsible experiment. Or, thank me for giving you half of my body."

Lu Qi squished his mouth, wiped out the chicken rolls, and then said: "Although you almost killed me, you admitted your mistake in time and gave me half of my body, so I have nothing to blame you for. On the other hand, although you gave me half of my body, it was also your fault. In this way, the merits and demerits are equal, you don't owe me, and I don't owe you... No, I still have to thank you Give me half of my body, otherwise only my head will be left..." Lu Qi couldn't help shaking his body as he spoke, the picture was so beautiful that he didn't dare to think about it.

The two ate the chicken wrap head-to-head and cleaned up the kitchen.When Jin Tian turned around, he saw Lu Qi staring down at his body, feeling a strange feeling in his heart, and asked quietly, "What are you thinking?"

Lu Qi licked his lips and subconsciously replied: "I was wondering if I could cut some meat and taste it. To be honest, I've always wondered what dragon meat tastes like..."

On this day, someone in the production team accidentally discovered that Jin Tian slept with Lu Qi.In fact, there are still single rooms, but Jin Tian insists on sharing a single bed with Lu Qi.Others only think that the two brothers are on good terms, and only Jin Tian knows that he is afraid that Lu Qi's sense of taste will overcome his reason, and he will cut his own flesh to eat.

But he knows it, but it doesn't mean others know it too.Originally, it was normal for the two brothers to have a good relationship, but since they are both grown up and have vacant rooms, two big boys still have to be wronged to squeeze into one room.

Looking back, Jin Tian came to film with the crew.But as soon as he arrived, Lu Qi chased him all the way...

Thinking about it this way, it's really, super wrong!

Men don't think too much, but girls tend to think too much.Jintian has been on Weibo for so long, and he only followed Lu Qi, and the cameraman during Lu Qi's live broadcast was basically Jintian.They live together all the time, and accepting dramas and commercials at the same time, no matter how you think about it, there is JQ.

Of course, many people supported this pink idea before, but because the two are brothers to the outside world, everyone is cute in private and dare not bring it up on the stage.It's just that after this incident, I don't know who had a brain hole, suspecting that Jin Tian and Lu Qi have always been lovers, but they only claimed to be cousins.

Believe it or not, look, although both of them are handsome, but upon closer inspection, they look different.And it was Lu Qi who was talking all the time, but when they were together, Lu Qi never called his cousin, nor did Jin Tian call him brother!

There is even more brain-hole divergent thinking, saying that the ear mouse may not be a cousin, but a child adopted by the two.Husband and wife together, and such a cute son, no matter how you think about it, this is a super cute family of three.

Of course, these conjectures are all jokes, but I can't stand everyone's cuteness. The "weather" cp is getting hotter and hotter, and it seems to have become an official cp.

At this time, Lu Qi and Jin Tian knew nothing about this.The two of them huddled together on the same bed, and the night was cool, with the rustling of leaves rustling in the wind and the neighing of summer insects.Against the background of all kinds of subtle sounds, the night seemed more peaceful.

Lu Qi wrapped his hands around his abdomen in a regular manner, and stared at the ceiling with his eyes open.Jin Tian moved the pillow and turned his head to look at him.The moonlight shines through the window, printing on half of Lu Qi's face, soft and elegant, indescribably beautiful.Jin Tian was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look at the ceiling without any trace, and then asked aloud, "What are you thinking?"

Lu Qi took a deep breath, and then said solemnly: "I'm thinking about what to eat tomorrow morning."

"Have you figured it out?"

"I figured it out, I want to eat dry-pot potato chips." Speaking of food, Lu Qi became energetic and said excitedly, "Slice fresh potatoes, soak them in water to remove starch, and deep-fry them in a frying pan until golden brown." Yellow color, then take it out to control the oil. Put the cut pork belly into the pan and stir-fry. After it is cooked, add green onions and dried peppers. After frying together, add water and seasonings to collect the juice, simmer and simmer until the soup is thick, until the potatoes become darker, and the fragrance is wafting in the room... Come and have a bowl of white and soft fragrant rice, pour the juice on it , put potato slices on it. Eat potato slices with rice, oh oh... the more you talk, the more hungry you are..."

Jin Tian suddenly laughed, closed his eyes and said warmly: "Then don't talk about it, go to bed quickly, get up early tomorrow, and make dry pot potato chips."

Lu Qi's mind was full of images of dry pot potato chips, he swallowed and nodded: "Well, I'll do it when I wake up. Good night."

"Good night."