The days when you can only be full by becoming an internet celebrity

Bringing the mountain paste back to the residence, Lu Qi didn't feel anything at first.But who would have thought that the first thing he said when he met Qi Xiuqi was that he had plastic surgery.

Before Qi Xiuqi could react, Lu Qi had already patted Shan Yao on the back of his head. It wasn't heavy, but it was enough to bring Shan Yao back to his senses: "Oh, my consciousness is that you are getting more and more Handsome, no plastic surgery can compare to you..."

Lu Qi resisted the urge to help his forehead, pushed the ointment aside, stepped forward and smiled at Qi Xiuqi: "My friend is your fan, Brother Qi, and I kept praising you on the road just now, saying that I like you the most. It’s inevitable that you will be excited to see your idol.”

Lu Qi pushed Shan Yao secretly, and Shan Gao hurriedly nodded along with his words: "Yes, yes, I'm so excited...Mr. is right, I like you very much..."

Looking at the two people who didn't agree with each other, Qi Xiuqi was a little bit dumbfounded, but he didn't take this little matter to heart.He pointed to the bathroom and said that he was going to wash it. Lu Qi nodded and said that he would also go later.

Afraid of meeting someone again, Lu Qi hurried into his room dragging the mountain ointment with his feet, and closed the door with a bang.

"Before you're not sure that you won't scold people when you see them, you'd better stay in this room. We'll leave tomorrow afternoon, and you'll come with me then."

Shan Gao pouted and nodded obediently.When Lu Qi went out to shoot, Shan Gao took out his mobile phone when he was bored.Whenever Shan Gao meets people, no matter in reality or on the Internet, she always likes to swear.Now learning to integrate the essence of human curses is even more poisonous and hateful.

Shan Gao is well aware of the nature of her mouth, and strives to reduce her chances of contact with humans.During the winter, the university closed the mountain, and Shanyou lay in the nest. When she was bored, she couldn't help swiping her phone. As soon as she opened the phone interface, if she didn't pay attention, Shanyou found herself in the Weibo interface.If you don't pay attention, Shan Gao will find that she has been scolded by the country, cursed by demons, and all kinds of curses.

Due to genetic problems, Shan Gao has no other feelings at all when she curses.Only after scolding, will there be a sense of shame.Shan Gao also wanted to run back to apologize, but when she saw the human writing, when Shan Gao recovered, she cursed again.

Shanyou has no choice. In order to prevent herself from touching the phone, Shanyou set a difficult unlock password.Although it is unavoidable to turn on the mobile phone by yourself, at least you can delay the time and avoid cursing a few words.Shan Gao is really boring, and she has been doing psychological training for herself, telling herself that she will not swear at others anymore.

Thinking of this, Shan Yao took out a counting book from his body, turned to the page of pi, one, two, three, ... counted until the [-]st, and then entered the six digits from there password.

Counting is not an easy task for Shan Yao, he counted five times before entering the correct password.After unlocking, Shan Yao held the phone and exhaled deeply——

This time I will definitely not click into Weibo...

Even if I click in, I won't leave a comment...

Even if I leave a comment, I will definitely not scold people...

It snowed all night, and the next day, the weather was much better.Lu Qi was walking in the snow, looking up at the sky, with a 45-degree sadness on his side face.The hostess was dressed thinly and stood aside in a fresh white lace dress, staring affectionately at Lu Qi.

When all these tiny shots are finished, the scene of kissing in the snow comes.Before the filming started, Lu Qi first had a simple interaction with the heroine.When the filming started, Lu Qi put his thumb on the heroine's lips, bowed his head and kissed his fingers.

"Cut!" The director stood up from the monitor, and said in a rough voice as he walked, "Who asked you to borrow a seat? Kissing scene, kissing scene, how can there be a scene without kissing? Come again!"

Lu Qi stood still, and when the director said to start, Lu Qi bowed his head and kissed his fingers as usual.The director was a little angry, but Lu Qi didn't take it seriously: "When I was given the script, there was no kissing scene. Now it's nothing more than adding scenes. I can only cooperate to this extent at most."

The script does not have this scene, but the actors are not as big as the director. Many people are trying to persuade Lu Qi to simply shoot a scene, which is nothing.Lu Qi only talks about things with the contract, and he should never have close contact with humans.When Qi Xiuqi came out, he saw several people quarreling, and Lu Qi stood there with an unhappy expression.

"Lu Qi, what's the matter?" Qi Xiuqi asked Lu Qi, and everyone could tell that he was on his side.Lu Qi wasn't too excited, he just briefly talked about the situation, and then said: "I will only follow the contract."

Qi Xiuqi nodded, just glanced at the director, and then said: "Just follow the original script."

This means that there is no need to even borrow a seat.If someone else is talking, the director will definitely not agree.It's just that Qi Xiuqi is different, he is not only the king of heaven and actor, but also an investor and half producer of his own album.No matter how unwilling the director is, it's not easy to show it on the face, so he can only vaguely find a way for himself: "Xiu Qi is also right, then let's end the filming."

The shooting ended in the evening. Lu Qi brought ginger brown sugar to the female artist named Xia Miao. The other party was taken aback for a moment, and then his nose became a little sore: "Thank you."

Seeing that she was wearing a short coat, Lu Qi thought for a while, and said, "It's such a cold day, and there are no reporters around, so don't care so much about your image. You young people, you just want warmth and not demeanor."

you guys...

young people……

Looking at Lu Qi's collagen-filled face, Xia Miao couldn't help laughing out loud: "You're only in your early twenties, you're obviously about my age."

Lu Qi didn't say a word, even if he told his real age, the little girl wouldn't believe it.He pursed his lips at Xia Miao, thinking about the mountain ointment in his room, and went back to his room first.

The lights in the room were not turned on, and a pair of red eyes were like two floating cherries, and the line of sight seemed to be glued to the phone.Lu Qi turned on the light, and Shan Gao was still typing with his fingers, without noticing that there was an extra person in the room.

"No one asked you to help the elderly. If you help yourself, who can you blame? The blogger is mentally retarded and doesn't explain..."

"The quality of Chinese people is low. It's shameful to throw them abroad, so shameless, bah..."

……

Lu Qi saw that Shan Yao typed the word silly X and was about to send it, he snatched his mobile phone and threw it on the sofa beside him.Shan Yao, who had been fighting with people for a day, just woke up like a dream, and when she saw Lu Qi, she pulled her face down: "Sir, I'm swearing again. I just can't control my mouth, and I just want you to control me." It's like I can't help my stomach, they are all cheap..."

After receiving Lu Qi's eye knife, Shan Yao immediately covered her mouth, shook her red hair, touched her stomach, and asked Lu Qi if he had anything to eat.

Lu Qi glanced at the time, there was still a moment before the meal time, looked at the mountain paste and asked aloud: "I'll take you down, can you keep your mouth shut and not swear at others?"

"I'm sure I can!" Shan Yao nodded vigorously, raised her hand and swore, "I'm sure I won't swear, at worst I'll just keep my mouth shut, so it's okay."

Lu Qi looked at the mountain paste, dubious. The meal is served at 07:30, and it is still a big pot of dishes, with a table for several people.Shan Gao sat next to Lu Qi, looking at these humans dangling in front of her eyes, the curse gene in her blood was about to move.Just thinking of the promise she made, Shan Yao slowly raised her hand to cover her mouth, not letting herself make a sound.

In the beginning, everything was fine.Shan Gao was sitting there. Although she had red hair and fur, she had fair skin and a delicate appearance. She didn't look annoying.But when the food came, Shan Gao picked up the chopsticks to pick up the food, and as soon as he opened his mouth, it became a cannonball in an instant: "Fuck, I'm suffocating to death. Oh, I'm going, why is it so difficult to eat a bad meal... "Xia Miao held the chopsticks in her hand, and was stunned by the sudden national scolding. She just stared at Shan Yao in a daze, and when she noticed Xia Miao's gaze, Shan Gao suddenly said to her, "It's pretty good. It's a pity... woo woo woo..."

Lu Qi hurriedly got up and covered Shan Yao's mouth to prevent him from saying anything shocking: "We are all full, so we will go back to our room first."

"Hey?" Most of the people here are people who have seen Lu Qi's appetite. Yesterday, he ate a portion for 20 people. Today, he said he was full without even moving his chopsticks.Sure enough, do the so-called kings of big stomachs take a long time to digest?

As soon as he entered the room, Lu Qi pushed the ointment inside, frowned and looked at him: "Are you sure you didn't come here on purpose to make trouble for me?"

Shan Gao sat slumped on the sofa and didn't speak for a long time.After a long time, I said dejectedly: "I'm sorry, sir, what the hell... I just can't control myself, I always want to curse people, want to fight with people. I probably can't be a civilized monster."

Lu Qi had never seen such a strange characteristic before, so he comforted Shan Gao, took out his cell phone and called Bai Ze.The other end didn't know what he was busy with, so he didn't answer the phone for a long time.Lu Qi then dialed the number of the Demon Management Office. He thought that the leader would refuse to answer the phone and pretend that he was not there. Unexpectedly, the other party answered the phone the fastest in history.

"Little Lu, have you encountered any trouble?"

It was the first time for Lu Qi to hear that the leader cared for him in such a breezy tone, and he always felt hairy.

"Shanyou doesn't want to scold people and wants to be civilized?" There was a pause on the other end, and then a helpless tone, "Xiao Lu, I have never encountered the matter you are talking about. I can't help you with the analysis. Of course, I I also know that your labor intensity is high... How about this, I will transfer you a colleague to assist you in your daily work. You don't have to worry about the commission, and you will be counted if you have a bill. He doesn't care about it... Well, your house is big , you take him in for a while... The housing allowance will definitely be given to you, do I seem to be such a stingy person..."

After hanging up the phone, Lu Qi looked at Shan Yao, and Shan Gao looked at Lu Qi.What broke this staring was the borborygmus in Shan Yao's stomach. Lu Qi originally wanted to endure it until tomorrow, but let alone Shan Gao couldn't stand it, let alone him.

The two made an appointment, thinking that it was time to go back to the room, so they opened the door and walked out.

There was indeed no one outside, only the proprietress in the store was adding firewood to the fireplace.

"Auntie, do we have anything else to eat here?"

The proprietress looked up and saw two handsome boys standing in front of her.The warm fireplace warms the heart, and the handsome boy is seductive.The proprietress was in a great mood, she threw a few pieces of firewood into it, wiped her body with her hands, and said to Lu Qi: "There are no ready-made ones, wait a moment, auntie will make it for you."

How dare you bother others when you eat by yourself.

"Auntie, I can cook by myself, so I don't need to trouble you."

At first, the proprietress couldn't believe that this delicate boy could cook.It's just that Lu Qisheng is good-looking, his voice is gentle, and he doesn't ask too much, the proprietress is naturally happy to satisfy him.

"Meat includes pig's head and beef, which are all frozen in the refrigerator. If you want to eat fish or shrimp, you can bring in a few from outside. Vegetables include cabbage, leeks, pumpkin and so on. There are not many samples, so I have to wait until tomorrow." Somebody is coming."

"That's enough." Lu Qi asked Shan Gao to choose some leeks, and asked his aunt to bring in the shrimp.The prawns were frozen, and one was as big as Lu Qi's hand.Lu Qi used his brains to speed up the melting speed of the prawns, peeled the shells, deveined the prawns, added cooking wine, pepper and salt to marinate.

Immediately afterwards, Lu Qi diced the washed leeks, added a little peanut oil in, and the aroma of the leeks instantly filled the room.The eggs are fresh and tasty. Lu Qi mixes leeks, shrimps, and eggs together, pours some oyster sauce and mixes well.In order to prevent the soup, the next thing is to quickly make dumplings.

The proprietress enthusiastically helped make the noodles. Lu Qi kneaded the noodles, cut off the stalks, took the rolling pin, pressed a dozen stalks together, rolled the rolling pin flexibly in his hand, and rolled out more than a dozen dumpling wrappers at a time.

The dumplings made by Lu Qi are all beautiful.His hands were flying like a dumpling machine.After the mountain paste heated up the iron pot and the water boiled, Lu Qi poured the wrapped dumplings into it.

The water boiled three times, and the dumplings basically floated up.

The good-looking dumpling skin is thin and stuffed, with a hint of green color. Once you bite into it, the soup overflows. The aroma of leeks mixed with shrimps and eggs enters the mouth, and it is steaming, warming from the mouth to the stomach.

Shan Gao gasped, and loved the bowl of dumplings in his hand to death. He was eating, and for some reason, suddenly thought of a sentence, and hurriedly shared it with Lu Qi: "Sir, do you know how scholars describe dumplings?" Is it delicious?"

Lu Qi was busy eating, so he just shook his head.

But Shan Gao became interested, and said with a chuckle, "They just said that it's not as delicious as dumplings, and as fun as sister-in-law."