Thunderbolt Brainless Text [You Are a Female Heavenly Stem]

In the face of being extremely dependent on you, acting like a spoiled child to you as your daily lover, what else can you do, you can only pamper me!Yes, Xuan Bin became your fourth lover.I ask you why Xuan Bin, who has degenerated into a three-year-old mind, will become your lover?It's not because you can't stand someone's "blah blah blah" Dafa!One morning, your princess was walking in the garden with Xuan Bin in her arms, and then you heard two children chatting outside the garden fence, and you were forced to listen to the corner...

Little boy: "I like you and want to be with you forever!"

Little girl: "I like you too, but I heard from my mother that a man and a woman can only be together forever if they get married."

Little boy: "That's easy, you just need to marry me."

Little girl: "But we are too young to get married."

Little boy: "That's easy, let's be lovers first, and we will get married when we grow up! From today on, you will be my lover!"

Little girl: "OK!"

(Children in adversity are so precocious)

That night...

Xuan Bin: "Sister, Bin'er wants to be with you forever. Can my sister and Bin'er get married?"

You: "Don't make trouble, it's getting late, go to bed quickly."

Xuan Bin (seriously): "Sister, I am serious."

Although Xuan Bin is an adult man, his mind is only three years old now, so when you talk about this kind of topic with him, you have a strange feeling of "pollution of boys", and even more of a feeling of "children's words can't be taken seriously". ……so……

You: "Bin'er is still young, it's too early to say these things. And my situation is quite special."

Xuan Bin: "Bin'er is not young anymore! Bin'er is older than the two kids today!! Besides, no matter what my sister looks like, Bin'er can accept it! Tell me, what special situation do you have? May I?"

You: "Bin'er, you don't understand."

Xuan Bin: "Yi ying ying... You are obviously perfunctory to Bin'er! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Together with Bin'er!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

You: "Okay, okay, don't cry, good boy... May I sing for you?"

Xuan Bin: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

You: "Your throat will become unbearable if you cry for a long time, I will tell you a story, don't cry, don't cry..."

Xuan Bin: "Yeah, blah, blah, blah..."

Ever since you picked up Xuan Bin, you, who are not afraid of anything, can't stand his crying...

You (compromise): "Didn't Bin'er want to know my specialness..."

Xuan Bin (stop crying immediately, interrupts): "Then sister, tell Bin'er quickly, how can I be with my sister."

You: "I am the god, and the man who is with me will (this one) fall under my body for the rest of his life!"

Xuan Bin "What is Heavenly Stems? What is (this) Fu?"

You: "Look, I told you that you don't understand."

Xuan Bin: "Sooner or later, Bin'er will understand, my sister will wait for me. After Bin'er understands, you can marry me, okay? Before that, sister and Bin'er will become a couple first, okay?"

you……"

Xuan Bin: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... my sister hates Bin'er! Beep, beep, beep..."

You (big head): "Okay, I promise you! Don't cry!!"

Just like that, you and the mentally handicapped Xuan Bin became lovers...

Xuan Bin: "Sister, do you know that your intolerance for me is your biggest shortcoming."Sure enough, my sister loves Bin'er the most, and she will never make Bin'er sad...!Biner is so happy!Bin'er also loves her sister the most! ! '

Withdrawing the foreword, even with mental damage and memory loss, Xuan Bin is still that terrible scheming BOY!A scheming boy is not the scariest thing, but a scheming boy who can save face and face is really terrible! ! ! ! !