Thunderbolt Brainless Text [You Are a Female Heavenly Stem]

In a small town named "Qiankun Town", you are doing intense "medical work" to implement the "Banner Mission".Today, a dozen patients seek medical treatment from you...

Your daily work:

Patient 1: "Doctor Huang-lu, I have been suffering from back pain for a long time, and I have seen many doctors but it is not good..."

You: "Young master, of course you will not be well! For five years, you have been forced to open the chrysanthemum for two hours every day, and no one will be much better!! Take this bottle of pills and take it back for seven days to recover. Let your lover be more restrained! ! Otherwise, you will be bedridden for life!!!”

Patient 1: "Yes, yes, thank you doctor! If he doesn't control himself, I will break up with him!!!"

You (interrupting): "Next!!!!"

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Patient No. 2: "I have been married to my husband for three years and have not had any children. Please ask the doctor to help me!!"

You: "Of course you can't get pregnant!! You two are in the wrong place!!! Come on, look at this picture...this will make you pregnant!!!"

Patient No. 2: "Yuan...Yuan, it was meant to be placed there! Thank you doctor for your guidance, this picture..."

You (interrupting): "For you!! Next one!!!"

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Patient No. 3: "Doctor, my head hurts, I can't see it well, please help me heal!!"

You: "Bitch die!!"

Patient No. 3: "Doctor, how can you ignore death! You are a genius doctor!!!!"

You surreptitiously administered Veritaserum Inhaler to him...

Patient No. 3 gave a loud speech: "Some time ago, I accidentally played a boy to death! That boy is a fool, if he is not good-looking, I would not play with him!! His mother needs to help a silly boy What kind of vicious curse?! What did you say that at the cost of my life, I will suffer from the pain of a cracked skull for the rest of my life!!! Cut it, I can’t live without dying!!! What can you do, a genius doctor, as long as I spend some money, all Those idiots in the village will help me, who usually has a good reputation, and kill you, a genius doctor!!! Who would believe that I, who is rich, powerful, and willing to do good things, will abuse children!!! Haha!!! XXX, XXX in the village , XXX's children were played by me, and after they told their parents, no one believed them, so they were beaten up instead?? How can you, a genius doctor, help me and He?!!!!"

Then patient No. 3 was surrounded and beaten by the whole village...

You: "If you fight, please stay away from my clinic! Please learn from it and trust your children! Next!!!!"

Because of the prestige (evil) and strictness (name) of your "Yellow and Green Doctor", the whole village consciously dragged patient No. 3 to a place far away from your clinic, and continued to beat the scumbag No. 3 severely.When you finish dealing with the last patient, depending on the weather, you have already planned to set up a stall for a while.Seeing that no patients have come to your door, you took out your storybook to pass the time.When you looked down at the book, there was another person sitting in front of you, his voice was full of magnetism...

Mysterious man: "Doctor, I have lovesickness, but there is a way to cure it."

You (without raising your head): "I'm sorry, emotional diseases are not within the scope of my treatment, please ask another expert, thank you!"

Mysterious man: "I'm sure, only a doctor can help me, the doctor asks you to use your superb medical skills..."

You feel something is wrong, this person's aura is very familiar, you look up at the mysterious person... Light blonde hair tied behind the head with a red string, a soft face, a Western-style dress, pink lip-biting makeup plus his The "unbelievable car" behind... Obviously, this is one of the forms of Diming——the strange dream man! ! !Just as you were about to run away, the Dreamer saw through your intentions and quickly grabbed your right wrist...Suddenly, someone hugged you behind you, his honey-colored hair fell on your chest, and his chin was pressed against you The top of your head is slowly rubbing...it is Duan Junheng! ! !

Duan Junheng: "Mu, I miss you so much. I miss you so much that my heart aches. Can you heal my aching heart?"

Your left shoulder suddenly sank, and someone leaned against your left shoulder...the white jade-like cheek was pressed against your shoulder...it was cast in one word! ! !

One word casts bones: "Mu Mu, without you, my bones hurt so much!! Mu Mu engraves my name on my bones to help me relieve the pain, okay?"

Your thigh suddenly sank, and someone lay on your thigh... You looked closely, and there was a person kneeling next to your thigh, but his head was resting on your thigh... The deep blue-purple hair at the back of his head was covered by a The red string and the purple feather were simply tied...it was Xuan Bin! ! !

Xuan Bin: "Sister, without you, Bin'er doesn't even think about food and drink, can sister help Bin'er cure his anorexia? Bin'er feels so uncomfortable..."

Suddenly, your left hand was grabbed and pressed against a piece of tight skin... You looked in the direction of your left hand, and the person grabbed your left hand tightly and pressed your left hand against your plump, tight skin. On her pectoral muscles... the deep and noble green cat's eyes, and the white jade mask inlaid with gold... It means Tai Sui! ! !

Said Tai Sui: "Twilight, my roots have been pulled out, and my whole body is in pain. Twilight, please prescribe medicine for me..."

Things happened in an instant, and your "body territory" was "occupied and divided" by someone...

Qimengren: "Who are you all?!! Let go of my Mu Jun!!!!!!"

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You: 'What's all this? ! ! ! !Didn't we break up? ?Why did they all come to the door? ! ! !Could it be that they think the breakup fee is not enough? ! ! ! ! ! ! '

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