[JOJO] Cream Risotto

As the sun was setting, I walked home with my suitcase dangling. The restaurant was not far from my home. However, when I got to the door, I realized that I didn’t have the key in my hand. I should find a hotel instead, which was very embarrassing.

Especially when I found out that the man I had a crush on was waiting for me at my door.

"Ah, that...excuse me, what's the matter?"

In fact, I know what he asked me for. Today is the day they pay the rent. The previous landlord must have left my address for them.

What an opportunity this should have been!

I could have invited him into the room for a cup of tea, and then I could have invited him to dinner and stay overnight--tomorrow I could have called Jousuke and told Jousuke that I not only found a boyfriend but managed to sleep with him!Let's see who dares to say that I can't find a boyfriend!

however!

Blame that brat who stole my wallet!When I catch him, don't care if he is my little uncle or not, first give him two Ola Punches!

"Are you the new landlord?" He lowered his head, and his extremely oppressive height almost forced me against the wall.

In the bright and quiet corridor, only the slight echo of his question and my violent heartbeat can be heard.

I couldn't help but wander off, thinking that although I can't open the door without a key now, if the lights in the corridor can be dimmed a bit, maybe it can create a more ambiguous atmosphere.

…If I had known earlier, I would not have installed so many lights in the corridor. I was a little afraid of the dark before and specially installed more lights. Anyway, I am the only one living on this floor, and the other rooms are also my property. I didn’t rent them out for safety reasons. .

"Miss?"

I snapped back to my senses: "Ah, sorry, I'm the new landlord, which building are you talking about?"

"...The building opposite." He paused, "You can see it from the window."

I took a sharp breath and held my breath.

Did he find me staring at their building from the window every day?In fact, I didn't stare at him every day, that is... occasionally, very occasionally after dark, to see if I could see him from the window.

I didn't want to accidentally see his naked body!No!

"Ah, ok, ok, I see."

God, my heart is beating so fast.

The last time my heart beat so fast was when I kicked the killer queen's leg. I was so happy that I didn't pay attention to control the double. The blood from the severed limb splashed on my clothes. Thinking that my brother would find out that I hit someone with my body again, I couldn't help but feel terrified.

Although my brother will not do anything to me.

I pressed my chest and coughed, swallowed to calm my mind: "Well, you are here to pay the rent, right? For that building, I remember the contractor is called... Risut, right?"

A few soft sounds spit out from between the lips and teeth, and immediately reminded me of the creamy risotto I just ate. The mild and sticky sauce wrapped the rice, chewed in the mouth, and then slid into the esophagus.

This is the first time I've called him by his name.

Just reading it, I felt my cheeks warm up.

·

Fuck, shit, this person—is this person——

Professional unlock?

After I explained my current predicament of losing the key, I watched in shock as the man approached the keyhole and fiddled with it a few times, and I heard the sound of the lock cylinder being opened without even using any tools!

"You, you are so amazing!" I cupped my face in my hands, almost the entire Milky Way was shining in my eyes, "Can I still find you next time I lose my keys?!"

The man was silent for a while, and replied: "Yes."

KYAAAAAAAA——

This sentence "can" is simply too Su Su!If only he could simply say this when I confessed my love to him!

The heart beat faster and faster.

Ah, no, I'm a little dizzy, I, I seem to be—

·

Shame.

I lost consciousness for a few seconds because I was so excited and the blood was on my head and I fell into a coma due to hypoxia.

But it’s not a loss, because my crush caught me very quickly, and carried me into the room and put me on the sofa. I accidentally bumped my face against his chest muscles, the wonderful elasticity Immediately reminds me of the squid rolls in today's risotto...and Josuke's hair.

Speaking of Jousuke, I must call him after twelve o'clock, and tell him when he is not sober in the morning that he has a half-brother, he is not alone, there is another His younger brother, who is so poor that he can only steal for a living, has the same illness as him.

After about a minute, I recovered, slowly moved up from the sofa, pointed to the opposite sofa and told Risut to sit down.

"Sit down, Risut."

I stood up and moved to the kitchen to look through the refrigerator, but there were still only Coke and Sprite after looking through it. I am a beautiful girl who has barely touched alcohol since I was a young adult. I am really embarrassed.Tomorrow I have to bring two cases of vodka and whiskey to my house, and when he comes to pay my rent next month, I can entertain him with spirits, and then it is logical to have sex after drinking——

cough.

I put the can of soda on the end table and got up to find all the lease records that the previous owner had handed me.

·

After 3 minutes, I looked at the two thick books in the study and gave up thinking.

In fact, the rent of most of the properties is handed over to the intermediary and then transferred to my card, but the one where Risut and the others live is a bit special. The previous owner didn't say why, but said that in case they delay Don't bother.

I really won't rush, but... why don't you let me rush?

Because they belong to a lockpicking company?

I moved the two records to the coffee table and smiled awkwardly: "Wait for me to look for it? Or do you help me look for it together?"

In fact, just paying the rent does not require a lease record, but Risut said that it will be time to renew the contract next month. I have to confirm the previous record and sign a new lease contract for him.

Fortunately, Risut expressed his willingness to help, so he consciously took a record and searched for it, and I flipped through the other—in fact, my Italian is not very good, and I can speak decently because I was in Duwang Town I've dealt with a great cartoonist whose stand-in ability allows me to speak all languages ​​as smoothly as my mother tongue.So my progress was a bit slow. After he finished reading one book but couldn't find it, he took the one in front of me and read only a small part of it, and quickly found his contract book.

"It's indeed due next month. There are nine residents, and the rent... oh, it seems that there may be a rent increase."

I tilted my head to look at the contract in front of me, then sneaked up to look at the expressionless Risut. In order to make a good impression, I simply gave up a little rent increase that was nothing to me, and said : "The rent will not increase, and I will pay for the renewal of the original price of water and electricity. It will be regarded as your reward for helping me today."

After a pause, I added in a low voice: "So, Risut, can I treat you to dinner?"

After a while, I heard his voice: "Your name?"

My name... He doesn't know my name, that is to say, I didn't introduce my name at all, right? !

"Yes, yes, I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself, I'm a little nervous when I meet a tenant for the first time, um, my name is Kujo Kuma, it's the cream crema—"

I quickly signed my name on the contract and handed it to the person opposite, speaking very fast.

"The rent is still to be paid at the same time, directly to me, is that okay?"

The man nodded slightly, and then signed his name on the contract, Risut Nero. If you add the surname, it will be the kind of squid ink risotto-I will eat this tomorrow, it is decided.

Well, if only this were not a rent deed but a deed of sale,

Speaking of which, they actually live together with nine people. I don’t know if there are any girls in the house, although I have never seen any girls come in and out... The contract does not require registration of all residents’ information.

In short, although he didn't agree to be treated to dinner by me in the end, but today——is really a lucky day.

The author has something to say:

·Loss of consciousness is not the fault of the captain, it is really the butter sister who is excited and lacks oxygen, and has nothing to do with metal products x

·So Butter Sister didn’t realize that she was calling people by their first names instead of their surnames too intimately. The captain said forget it and didn’t understand you foreign (rich) people very well.

· Private or assassination team is very poor, the captain can't afford socks and underwear (?