[JOJO] The wonderful daily life of Araki Academy

Araki Academy actually has a night club at night.

For example, the law department, the handicraft department, the cooking technology and other interest classes, the unified examination cram school and so on.

Izzy the Boston Terrier is responsible for the gate during the day.

At night, it is Mr. Dior's pet Petra, an eagle with only a stand-in. He holds vengeance, has a bad temper, and his eyes glow red in the middle of the night, which is very frightening.

But Petesia listened to Giorno's words surprisingly.

It is said that half of the girls who came here for fame wanted to listen to Mr. Dior's lectures, but they were all overshadowed by Petesia's pecking beauty, and they ran away one after another.

Giorno said that it was for their own good, otherwise these girls would be small bread delivered to their door.

They would change shifts when school was over in the evening, and then they would start fighting.

Bird and Dog Fight is basically a must-have show after school. As long as you catch it right, you can see the bird feathers all over the place or Izzy limping and barking at Petisha.

But because it is at school, the battle of the stand-in messenger will not be fatal.

Sometimes Xu Lun would directly use Stone Freedom to tie up Petesia and throw it to Qiao Luno to deal with, and then everyone agreed that Petesia was Giorno's bird.

Although Giorno never admitted that it was his bird, in fact... I think Petesia still likes Giorno.

"No, I really don't like it."

Petxia tweeted and rubbed Giorno's face.

"You don't want to refuse, it is your bird." Senior Dongfang said: "You just think of a way to prevent it from fighting Iky."

Petsia gave me a hard look, she definitely doesn't like me, in fact she doesn't like anyone except Giorno.

Giorno gave him a look, and Petsha jumped over like an ordinary quail and rubbed my hand reluctantly: "It's so good."

Petesia's eyes were aggrieved for a moment.

"I fed it with the meat transformed by the golden experience, and warned it that if it disobeys, it will disengage its double ability, and the meat it eats will turn into glass slag." Giornobi made a standard Italian gesture and sighed: " It's a bad bird, and it's just not my style to be a bad guy."

Of course, Giorno is a little fairy, no, a little fairy boy.I think my stand-in will applaud his intelligence wildly.

Forget it, I can't control my double anyway, I've given up on myself.

Giorno looked at me behind me with a reserved smile and rubbed my double, making my face very itchy.

That being said, I saw a very horrifying piece of news on the school bulletin board.

An order from the student union that all animals in the school must be castrated.

Especially Izzy.

Xu Lun squeezed his knuckles hard, and there was a cracking sound: "You actually want to attack Iqi! I won't allow it!!"

Before, because the canteen was taken over by Tobio, he kept buying unpalatable bread and selling shoddy chewing gum. Someone bought it and fed it to Iggy. Iggy was dehydrated for several days because of diarrhea, which caused him to fight with Petsia. to the upper hand.

Although Petsha is hateful, people who sell fake products to deceive dogs are even more hateful. For Izzy, Tobio is even more unforgivable.

Then Izzy got into trouble with Tobio, and once it even crawled on Tobio's face and farted continuously.Chased him and bit his ass.After that, Tobio hated Iggy very much, and even tried it several times, but failed every time.

"...Is the president of the student council out of his mind????" Senior Dongfang opened his eyes wide: "Isn't that the male turtle in the fountain at the school gate can't be let go??"

Giorno's expression was very subtle, and I felt the corners of his mouth twitch a few times.

"Even the birds..."

Petxia cried out in a tweet. I heard that both it and Izzy are animals with high IQ, but they just don't know if they can understand the announcement.

Probably Tobio is an unbelievable person in the first place, and behind him is the brilliant Diablo, who knows if he was stimulated by some kind of stimulus to want to castrate all the animals in the school...

The location of our cat castration society was directly sponsored by the spw consortium to build one for us.

Senior Dongfang really looked for his old father, but...it is said that he was punched by a certain people's hero Arresi, and unexpectedly...young.

Joseph offered to be happy with us, and the purple hermit catching cats is simply the most useful stand-in!

Although he is the instructor, but he mixes with Teacher Xi Sa every day and walks around...

As for the flying lessons he taught, I didn't take a single one. I always felt that it was unreliable, because the teacher of Kakyoin said that there was a man named Joseph who would crash the plane no matter what kind of transportation he used.

He spent money to build an activity room for us. All the facilities are perfect. In fact, I personally think that it is for himself, Abdel, Polnareff and his grandson to have a fixed place to play mahjong!

Principal Araki brought the priest Mr. Arakizhuang to let him build a part of heaven to speed up the time, and the house was built in an instant... It turns out that the double can still be used in that way. Of course, Father Puqi came to make it at night, otherwise he would be Xu Lun and the others squatted down and were beaten to death.

I heard from my uncle that when Father Pucci came out this time, the landlord waived his one-month rent, and he volunteered to help Mr. Dior pay for half a month, so he and Dior became the only two people in Araki Manor who paid the rent. , Diablo has no status.

I told my uncle that Diablo wanted to attack me at school, and the big pink cat blew up Diablo several times...

To be reasonable, although my mother told me to be kind, and you should treat others well when others treat you well, but don't let go of those who treat you particularly badly.

I asked Xu Lun: "What would you do if someone wanted to kill you, Xu Lun replied nonsense, kill him first."

Giorno's expression was even more subtle: "Really, who is it?"

I hesitated for a while and still did not sell the Diablo in a fishing net. I thought it would be better for my uncle to deal with it, so I told him.This kind of adult matter, let the adults solve it.

After much deliberation, the name of our club was too long and did not meet the requirements. The teacher of Huajingyuan contacted us to change it to three characters.

In the end, he helped us write an inscription on the Ministry of Restraining Cats.

His writing of Chinese characters is very good, flamboyant brush calligraphy, but because Jie's writing is too fast, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a cat...

Teacher Kakyoin, as a nerd in the literature and art department, saw the 60-inch TV and the latest game console in our activity room and couldn't move his legs anymore.

"There is an art more important than painting in this world!" Mrs. Kakyoin held the last survivor newly bought by Senior Dongfang with confidence: "That is the fifth art!"

But our instructor, an American, can’t understand Chinese characters. Xu Lun is only a quarter of Japanese blood. Her Japanese is still at the level of Hiragana, and she doesn’t understand too complicated Chinese characters. Qiaolu Not to mention, his half-Japanese heritage doesn't help him understand more Chinese characters.

But I think the adult cat department is also pretty good.

I just don't know why I want to quit cats...

The teacher of Huajingyuan who was addicted to the fifth art frenziedly launched the green emperor to fight Wushuang with him, and only he could develop the usage of this substitute.

Joseph is also a handsome guy with a bare waist, and I almost fell in love with him the first day he popped out.

If Giorno hadn't slapped me, I think I would have lost my composure and screamed on the spot.

"Senior Dongfang, your father is so handsome..." I said in a low voice.

Xu Lun said: "That's my great-grandfather, don't say you want to be my great-grandmother?"

A little bit, a little bit, really only a little bit.Xu Lun, if you want to hit the nail on the head, I am also very helpless. Your relative is so handsome, it is hard for me not to be tempted!My heart was extremely shaken, but my eyes followed Teacher Joseph around.

I began to get confused about the relationships in this family.

It was Giorno who kindly sorted out the relationship between these people for me.

Mr. Jonathan is the biggest parent, and Giorno is the little fairy born out of genetic engineering between him and Mr. Dior, no, it is a fairy boy.

Joseph is Jonathan's grandson, and Lisa Lisa is Joseph's mother. God, mother and son are so handsome! !

"Alice, don't interrupt me, I'm going to tell you about the relationship between our family."

Kujo Jotaro is the grandson of Mr. Joseph.Dongfang Jousuke is the son of Joseph's affair...but Dongfang senior doesn't care about it, he just feels that he is causing trouble for Joseph.

Jousuke-senpai was a little embarrassed when he mentioned this.But he doesn't really care about it himself.

"What to do, I found a problem."

Giorno looked at me: "What's the question? I'll try my best to answer it."

"Every time I fall in love with someone at first sight, it seems to be from the Jonathan family..." I thought about it seriously, and then I said that all the people I fell in love with were from the Joestar family...

Giorno instantly noticed Huadian: "Including me?"

I looked at him with wide eyes, my heart fluctuated, I thought I was finished, and I accidentally told the truth...

"Alice, you're so greedy." Giorno said with a blank expression, "It's not enough to want to be Xu Lun's mistress and wife, but I also want to be Xu Lun's little mother. Now, don't you still want to be Jousuke's girlfriend?" Has Mr. Joseph had an extramarital affair??"

No, no, no... I am more than that, I also want to be with Ms. Elena and Lisa Lisa teacher Lily! ! ! !And with Giorno...holding hands and going to the bathroom together...I always thought he was some kind of little fairy from somewhere...

My heart is broken.

Giorno let out a muffled laugh: "Okay, it's okay, I think if it's Alice, I can accept it."

"???!!!!!! Accept what?!!!" I opened my mouth in shock, and Giorno would occasionally say that he himself is a person with a relatively thin sense of morality, not at all like a 15-year-old boy I can say something, but... suddenly say something that I can accept this kind of words...

Giorno curled his own pigtails, ?Pretending to be shy: "Alice, don't be ashamed of yourself for having such thoughts, whether it is Ekaterina or Cleopatra, which of these famous women in history did not get together with lovers, including George San, she had countless guests, both Musset and Chopin fell for her, and she even had four lovers at the same time. So I think there is nothing wrong with your thinking, if you want to be this type If it's a woman, I'd be happy to be the guest of honor, so remember to bring me too. I can't write the doggy waltz, but flowers are enough."

"??!!! No, I don't have... any guest..." I really don't, I just dare to think about it, don't say it so seriously ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhI took three steps back and almost fell to the ground with my foot on the ground.

"If you have such an idea, I don't think it's impossible." He suppressed a smile, lowered his head and shrugged his shoulders for a long time before raising his head and showing a fairy-like smile: "I'm teasing you."

I was almost frightened to death by Giorno, and then I watched him look behind me, then leaned on the chair and covered my stomach, laughing nonstop.

I sat down on the floor in fright and thought I was finished.

My despicable, shameless and delusional desire to open a harem, all my scum thoughts were seen through.

"Giogio."

"Well, it's called Hatsune."

"Hatsuruno."

"What's the matter?" Giorno looked at me with a funny face.

"I'm not a human anymore."

"There are no stone masks here."

The road of not being a human being is no longer possible, I couldn’t help crying, I must be very annoying, this kind of mentality of seeing one, loving the other and even wanting to have them all, will be a terrible death.When I think of the little fairy, oh no, it's a fairy who will hate me to death, and I'm so anxious...but I can't explain anything to myself, so I...cry.

Giorno's golden experience touched my face and all my tears turned into flowers.

fell on my skirt.It is the cherry blossoms that there will not be in this season.With a light touch, it shattered into petals.

"actually, I…"

Just as Giorno was about to say something, Xu Lun rushed in: "Alice, hurry!!! Come!!!"

She dragged me and ran.

I looked back at Giorno, he held the flower with his head down, raised his head and shook his hand at me: "bye, see you later."

Xu Lun dragged me out directly, very anxious.

If I turned my head later, I would probably see Giorno kissing the flowers.

Ps

Furry kneaded the puff pastry.

Fluffy: Get hooked.

Xu Lun: It's too late, Alice!Get in the car!

Fluffy: ...the dough I worked so hard to knead! !

Xu Lun: You can only eat freeze-dried dough!

Fluffy: Those are cat snacks!

Xu Lun: I don't care, I don't allow you to leave me and eat!