[JOJO] The wonderful daily life of Araki Academy

The atmosphere on both sides is not very good.

I'm stuck in the middle torn.

Although I know that the root cause is not me, but because I live in Apache's home, this situation seems very wrong no matter how you look at it.

Assassination Squad, although I don't know why they call their club the Assassination Squad... Probably this is the second period of the Italians, so it is very different.

I don't know why they call themselves the Guard, it sounds like a civil self-defense group.

Probably, after listening to them quarreling for a long time, I figured out a little bit.

Because... poor.

That’s right, the Assassin’s Team and the Guards set up a hobby group. Anyway, I understand that all Italians are Assassins, and I also like to play Assassin’s Creed!

In short, they are the hobby group of Assassin's Creed.

Then there was a disagreement because of disagreements. I don’t know how it happened. In short, the student council president Tobio, who was in office at the time, cut the funding again and again, and in the end the activity funding was almost gone.

But because Senior Bugarati also works part-time as a disciplinary committee member, he can still get a part of the event operating funds. Originally, he planned to hold an Assassin's Creed-themed event at the school festival to promote their hobbies...

But... no money is absolutely impossible.

In addition, their activity room was forced to be in a small room without a decent desk, let alone a computer. The assassination team had to share the computer used by Meloni for several years. laptop.

Counting Giorno, there are still a bunch of people crammed into such a small room...

The most frightening thing is that when they quarrel, the Italians make all kinds of gestures.

They were arguing and getting closer...

Apache poked his chest vigorously!Eh...they are all...pretty, good-looking.

Then the melancholic blues blindfolded me: "Good boys can't watch."

"What can't you see??"

"You people are really shameless. You want to drag our people out after calling so many people? Why are you scared?"

"Who are you calling coward?"

"Isn't it? What do you mean by calling so many people? And what about the teacher? Shame?!"

"Ask Giorno!"

"...I just brought my family here? It's not an outsider." Giorno's voice was a little bit aggrieved, and he sounded extremely pitiful.

"You just pretend to be a bastard, you pretend to be wronged, how did you get Kira Alice involved!! I won't beat you to death!!!!"

"Forget it, Apache... don't fight your own people."

"Who is he and he is his own?! He doesn't count!"

"Apaki, as you said, he is not one of your own, so this group of people are all outsiders!"

"Wait, what are you talking about Giorno?" I heard Mr. Jonathan's voice: "My son is a gentleman, how can you say that about him? Is there anything wrong with him? He is polite, never foul-mouthed and good at learning He is an exceptional child in our family!"

"You're right, it's not wrong to call him a cub, after all, half of him is Dior's son." Apaki was not a day or two past being mean.Although I don't think Giorno himself cares about the other father at all, he may still care a little in front of Mr. Jonathan.

"Don't say Dior!!!"

Joseph said a few words: "You can't say this name, it's forbidden for grandpa!!!!"

"It's over." Xu Lun's tone was very desperate.

I can only hear voices.

A group of Italians began to speak Italian balabala at a suffocating speed.

It also contains Apache calling Giorno a bastard.Then mixed with standard British English, which seems to be an Oxford accent...and American English plus Italian and Japanese...

this moment...

I always feel like things are not right.

Originally, Joseph and Caesar may have just come to see the excitement, and they also brought a camera.But since Mr. Jonathan started to get mad because of Dio's relationship, the whole scene has developed in a strange direction.

The Platinum Star of Human Flesh is not a boast...

"Come on! I, Xu Lun, have never been coaxed before!"

"If you want to fight, you will fight!"

The melancholic blues didn't have the time to cover my eyes anymore.

The three parties quarreled.

It is said that most of the most famous gangsters in the world come from Italy, Japan, and the United Kingdom, the world-famous origin of gangsters... This... should be considered a collection.

I was the only one sitting on the sofa shivering and not daring to move.

All of a sudden, three languages ​​were swearing at my mother at a high speed... I really couldn't understand anything except the international common swearing language, and I began to wonder if I was Japanese...

I really want to yell to stop arguing, can I sit down and have a good talk... But there are several 1.9-meter-five strong men in such a cramped room... There are also a bunch of Xu Lun who are 1.8 meters and close to 1.8 meters... In addition A two-meter-long man stood there without saying a word.

"Who said it's not allowed to use a substitute!!"

"It's not from the guards!"

"They are unkind first!!"

"Brother, stop now!!!"

"Whoever succeeds with heroism is a dog!"

"MD, who said that, come out, I can't beat him to death!!!"

"What's the point of a group of old men fighting!? Whoever is the first to become a hero is a dog!"

"Wang!!!"

"MD who brought the dog?!"

"It's great, brother, you don't have to be a dog anymore."

"Bessie, shut up!!!!!!!!!"

"Who said just now that Inter Milan is going to win? What the hell, I am at odds with him!"

"No one said, Hormaggio!! Naples scored the goal..."

For a time the scene was very chaotic.

I watched a group of avatars having a friendly chat...

But the parties have scuffled into a ball.

Originally, this room was very small. Once these people fought, they couldn't move their hands and feet at all...the result was a scuffle.I just watched helplessly as a group of people punched each other.

I think this wooden house is really about to fail...

It's going to collapse, it's really going to collapse... "Don't insult our child! Don't call him a bastard!"

"He's taken a fancy to my cub!!!!!!"

"?..."

"Who are you talking about? Our children have been gentlemen for generations!"

"Nonsense! How dare you say that bastard Joseph is a gentleman?!" This was definitely not said by someone from the Joestar family.

"I didn't say I was a gentleman!!! Caesar! You said something!"

"Asshole, I don't want to talk to you at all!"

"Cisar sauce, why did you hit me in the face!"

"Because you look so stupid!"

"Fuck, you hit me with ripples!"

"There is no rule against hitting you with ripples!!!"

"Cesar!!! You are so despicable!!!"

"Our Qibeilin family has been aboveboard for generations! Give me a ripple!!"

The small wooden house began to shake from side to side. It was not big at first, but it was filled with so many people at once. Joseph was afraid of chaos, and Giorno couldn’t see clearly in a pile of muscular hills because of his thin body. where are the people.The smoke billowed from a group of people, I could only look left and right to see if Xu Lun and the others were injured. Xu Lun grabbed the carrot head in the corner and gave a hard K. They were very solid and none of them were useful as substitutes...

Those avatars had nothing to do, and even wanted to play a few tables of mahjong.

I dragged a random question: Is it really okay?

It doesn't matter, the freedom of stone is very important: they don't use it themselves.

The humanoid stand-ins began to gossip, not caring that the group of people had already fought to the death.

Makes sense.

Mr. Jonathan punched the load-bearing wall.

The house shook even more...

But no one cares about this.

Five minutes later, Senior Bugarati stood up from the sea of ​​corpses and blood. His white polka-dot suit disappeared, and the lace lining was torn in half. I swallowed a mouthful of saliva... Bugarati Mentioning seniors is... so beautiful.

Xu Lun got up from the ground: "Alice!"

"?!!" I came back to my senses.

Qiao Lunuo's clothes were torn and half of his shoulders were exposed when he was lying down. I watched it for a long time and felt that it was really not good to think about those things at this time. beyond the sky.

After all, I don't want to talk about fighting, if someone here just punches me, I will go straight to the hospital.

"Alice!!!!!!"

"What's the matter?" I was at a loss, they fought so vigorously: "I'm fine, you don't have to worry about me...but it's better not to fight..."

Anyway, I can't persuade you to say anything.

What can I do... I can only sit and dare not move, shivering a few times and begging them not to give me a punch and send me to the west.

The members of Joestar's family are certainly good-looking, and I still want them very much, but I can't save my life...... At a time like this, don't think about it.

"What the hell is this girl doing smirking?!!!"

"Aren't you a fool?!"

"What? I'm only allowed to call her a fool!!! Shut up!!" Apaki was a policeman after all, and turned to look at me with fists and fists: "Alice!!"

"Yes, is there something wrong?!"

"Get out of there!!!"

"??!!!"

I looked at the ceiling, and my heart was at a loss. When life and death were at stake, I didn't think about anything, and there were only two words in my mind: it's over.

I couldn't even call for help.

Those with weak legs could not escape at all.

Then, the house collapsed.

Really, it collapsed.

I looked up and watched a piece of the roof fall, my mind went blank, let alone running, I didn't even have the strength to stand up.

"Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Platinum Star punched the roof off my head in quick succession. My dog's life was saved, but Mr. Jotaro was obviously not nearby.

"Yeah, that's enough."

Student Kujo stood two meters away: "Just within the range of Platinum Star."

I was paralyzed and couldn't stand up at all.

Mom, my dog's life was saved today.

PS

Unexpectedly!

Most Reliable Platinum Star!

Euler! !

Hei Cheng just ran over to take a look at the house when there was no one in the classroom, and the house was about to collapse, due to the accuracy of the Platinum Star.Alice's dog's life was saved.

If it is a normal JO world, the heroine's stand-in is really, really useful.

But this is a world where people don't die, so...she is no different from trash.