[JOJO] The wonderful daily life of Araki Academy

In front of the Joestars, I felt that no matter who punched me, I would die in place.

Jotaro and his future daughter have a hard time fighting each other.That is to say, in fact, it is just standing there and posing a pose, and the output depends entirely on the stand-in.

The quilts and furniture in the air are taken from Euler to Euler.

Does the so-called precision A mean that these furniture can never be damaged?

I crouched in the corner and didn't dare to move.

"Alice, I remember that you don't seem to be of mixed race?" Senior Jousuke took out a few candies from his pocket and handed them to me: "Gio Luno gave them to me, in case you have hypoglycemia."

"I don't know either. My mother said that she and my biological father gave birth to me because of love." I looked at the beautifully packaged candies, and felt a little hard to say, compared to admitting that I was the illegitimate child of the Joestar family Higashika Jousuke came, and occasionally I wondered what was going on with my dear father.

"What a coincidence, my mother said that too. But when my mother was with Mr. Joseph...forget it, let's not mention it." Senior Dongfang sighed. Anyway, the matter was resolved. The pocket money that was lacking in the past year has also been compensated, so I don't think about it so much.

"My own father didn't give me...reimbursement of so much pocket money..." I whispered, although my mother said that they were in love, but I don't think it is reliable at all. Why did I meet a girl at the beach one day? A handsome young man, she picked him up at her vacation hotel, and then met the most wonderful love in her life.

My mother also said that if you don’t believe me, he also has the same surname as mine.

During the summer vacation that summer, she experienced the short but vigorous love in her life.

Her summer vacation was not ordinary.

"Oh, then your mother was still a high school student?" Jousuke exclaimed.

"Summer vacation in the third year of high school." I retold the story my mother retold more than 100 times back then. I guess Jousuke-senpai and I were born out of wedlock. After chatting casually, I found that I was as special as Jousuke-senpai's mother. personality.

Women should bravely pursue their love.

In the summer vacation of the third year of high school, my mother had a relationship with that man for two months, and then the relationship ended in that summer, short but passionate.

It turned out that she was pregnant, with a one percent chance.

I sighed, my mother insisted on giving birth to me, and being a single mother didn't feel hard.

Although my uncle was firmly against it, my grandfather even wanted to drive my mother out of the house, but after I was born, according to killerqueen, both my uncle and my grandfather were firmly against sending me to an orphanage, but my mother persisted, uncle I found out that I look very similar to him, almost like his child...

Then my uncle was determined to keep me.

Grandpa dotes on Uncle Kira Yoshikage again, he agrees to anything.

So my dog's life was saved.

I sighed.

Although killerqueen said that my uncle is actually a bastard, a scum, a pervert, but from another perspective, it is actually good for me.

To be honest, I also have complicated feelings towards my uncle.

He and I were squatting under the table in the corner of the room, and Euler and his daughter were still posing for each other's things at home.

"Who is your uncle?" Dongfang Jousuke thought hard, the surname was Kira...he really knew one: "That one..."

"It's also amazing to say that my biological father and my uncle have the same name and surname." I smiled at Jousuke-senpai: "My father and uncle are both named Yoshikage Kira."

For a moment, it seemed as if time stopped when all the Qiao family courtyards were hit with platinum stars.

Everyone's complexion is not very good.

Especially Jousuke-senpai, his airplane hair style is bursting, and his expression is as painful as seeing a ghost.After being dazed for nine seconds, he took out his small comb and rearranged his hair neatly.

"???" I am most afraid of the sudden quietness of the air, did I do something wrong?I looked at Dongfang Josuke blankly: "That... my uncle is just an ordinary office worker..."

It's just a stand-in messenger.

Anyway, everyone in Araki Town, Duwang Town is a stand-in messenger. Is there any problem?I think everyone in this place is a stand-in messenger.

This doesn't seem to be surprising.

Giorno coughed dryly for a long time and broke the silence: "It doesn't matter, I have a father, it's still Dio."

Jotaro-san regained his composure, so why does an office worker have a real son of a vampire here?

"That's right, it's no big deal, and her uncle has nothing to do with what she did."

Everyone regained their composure.

Xu Lun grabbed her father's collar: "I think you are the most perverted one! The substitute who has been sexually harassing her!"

"Yaka Masei!! Stands that aren't humanoid don't count!!"

"Okay, you finally said what was on your mind! Jotaro Kujo! I'm going to do justice for the heavens today!! Tenju!!!!!! Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola pull!!"

The quilt on the ground flew up again.

"Even if you are my future daughter, I won't be polite! Mother-in-law!"

I covered my face, why did it start again...

A quarrel suspended at the door, a group of people.I regained my composure and couldn't stop again.

"Stop it all!!!" Elena put her hands on her hips and took turns grabbing the ears of her husband Mr. Jonathan and Joseph.

"Grandma..." Joseph, a big man with a height of 195cm, was like a balloon that had been punctured by a needle. He was out of breath like a puppy, drooping his ears and saying nothing.

"Ai... Elena..." Jonathan hesitated and couldn't speak.

"You treat a little girl like that when there are guests at home?!!!!!!" A group of tall, muscular men couldn't lift their heads like plagued chickens.

Teacher Lisa Lisa covered her mouth and stood beside Miss Siji Q, laughing nonstop.

"You can't be impolite!!! Is this how you treat guests?" Elena, a lady who is more than 1.8 meters tall, raised her voice, pointed at Jonny and Teacher Xisa's family, and arranged for them to let Jieluo and the others Wash yourself, and you can’t do this when you meet a girl you like, it will scare people, even if the Italians are enthusiastic, they have to do as the Romans do.

Giorno was asked to change clothes before coming to accompany the guests. Elena spoke English too fast, and I was even more stupid and couldn't understand it until I could barely get a B score in English.

"Is this the way you should face the girl you like? Giorno, I don't care if your other father is Dior or not, that guy who deserves a beating is not worth learning from. If I had known earlier, you were also Jonathan's child, a A gentleman should not do this when facing a girl he likes. Honey, you have to give her a good impression to win her favor." Elena kissed Giorno on the forehead: "Okay, baby, go Let's change clothes."

For a while, Giorno felt very embarrassed to be treated like a child, and his ears turned red.

Ah, it turns out that Giorno has such a cute side. He really is the most innocent and lovely little fairy, no, he is a little fairy boy.

Elena is so... handsome.

I looked at the 1.8-meter tall lady with all my heart, and Jousuke glanced at me: "Is there something wrong with your eyes?"

"Where is the problem?"

"These are the eyes of love, Alice..." Senior Dongfang rubbed his temples: "What's the matter with you?"

"It's not, you read it wrong, it's the eyes of a girlfriend fan!" I resolutely objected, if I was really found out, how would I behave, I have already died once in society and I can't give up on myself, Kira Alice, uncle is right You have to be an ordinary girl!Aren't ordinary girls supposed to be chasing stars?Then I think it's right, everyone in Joestar's family has star birthmarks!

"Girlfriend fan..." Dongfang Jousuke touched his chin and thought seriously for a long time: "Are you also my girlfriend fan?"

"?!!!" It was so sudden!Oriental senior! !Why are you the only one who can hit a straight ball: "No, it's not what you think!"

"Are you the kind of girlfriend fan who says I want to give birth to monkeys for you?" Jousuke-senpai, what are you talking about! ! ! ! !

"...It's not that kind!!" It's actually that kind: "Women like Xu Lun will never admit defeat!!!!"

"Oh!!! That's right, that's the feeling!! This is the feeling of a girlfriend fan!" Dongfang Josuke seriously discussed with me the difference between the so-called mother fan, girlfriend fan, poison and only fan. Forgot about Xu Lun and Jotaro's classmate fighting.

"You girls chasing stars is really complicated!"

"Of course! Adults choose me all!"

"Hey, Alice, you're only 15 years old..."

"That's not right, I'm Xu Lun's wife fan." I thought about it seriously.

Dongfang Jousuke nodded: "I see, is it still so detailed?"

"I am special."

"Well, what about my dad?"

"...A fan of extramarital affairs? Oh no, how can I destroy other people's families..." I was very distressed.

"Wake up, this kind of thinking has no future at all!! Think about it, he has a son as old as me, Alice, sober up!" Dongfang Jousuke shook me vigorously: "Grandma Siji Q will go crazy! What the hell are you thinking at such a young age, sober up, Alice!!" Dongfang Jousuke became excited: "My mother already made grandma furious that time before, so calm down!!!!"

"Ah..." I reacted in a ecstasy: "No, I still want to marry Grandma Siji Q..."

Dongfang Jousuke's expression was very shocked: "How can you still be like this?? You look so pure... My God...Alice, your mentality..."

"What's the matter with me? Is there a problem?" I know my mentality is not normal, but who is born without a little quirk?For example, Mr. Dior likes to wear crotch pants and he is still an adult. My uncle likes to have good-looking hands. It is said that although Mr. Katz looks nothing, according to the gossip given by KILLERqueen, he was also holding a beautiful woman back then. The long-legged WINWINWINWIN makes that kind of sound. Doesn’t anyone else like girls who are bitten by mosquitoes and pick up their bags?

What Diego said is right, as long as his skin is thick enough, a 16-year-old double flyer can also become a teacher!

The President said—my heart and deeds are as clear as a mirror, and everything I do is justice!

I couldn't help but clenched my fist and said this sentence very loudly!

As long as you have a thick skin, what about being the King of the Sea!

Jonny and Jie Luo at the door turned their heads to look at me with shocked faces as if they had seen a ghost.

Johnny screamed.

Only Mr. Jonathan felt: "Isn't that a good thing...who said it?"

Johnny screamed again, very loudly, and Elena frowned: "What's wrong with you, Johnny?"

Jie Luo quickly covered Johnny's mouth: "He just...has a psychological shadow!"

I looked blankly at Johnny who was pointing at me like crazy, ah, he has manicure! !It's still a little star!Me, I want to make the same style too!It looks so good!

PS:

Johnny was devastated.

Gero's pupils dilated.

Dongfang Josuke was shocked.

Rongrong's one word stabilizes the world: My father is DIO and her father is Yoshikage Kira, isn't it just right?They're all bastards, what's wrong with getting together?What kind of eyes do you have?

Xu Lun: Have you asked me? ? ?

Alice usually goes to Araki Village to see her uncle, and those bastards in Araki Village can't do anything to her, after all, her parents are Yoshikage Kira.

But it’s okay to instill strange ideas. Fanny, DIO, and the priest are all masters of speech. This kind of little girl can talk about everything when she’s fooling around. Everything else is fine. She likes the Qiao family, okay? There is no end to them!

It instilled Alice with many strange ideas...