[JOJO] The wonderful daily life of Araki Academy

I don't know why, but I still feel that Dior deserves a beating to the extreme, for stealing the scene from me!

I finally understood that this was caused by Jotaro's unhappiness and anger!

I, Kira... no, it's Alice Kujo, although I don't know how to smoke or drink, I can't swallow five cigarettes but I can still drink, I don't cheat when I gamble, I don't know how to swear, let alone Opening your mouth is fucking, but I, Alice Kujo, love Joestar from the bottom of my heart!I have true love for each of them, as long as someone doesn't like Joestar, I will beat them up so that they love all Joestar like me!

"Dior, what you have done to the Joestar family makes me sick, Alice, who can't swear or cheat, let alone smoke and drink!" I tore off the suit jacket of my school uniform批在肩膀上，压低了学生帽:“我空条爱丽丝，今天就要把你揍到爱上乔斯达为止！”

Giorno and Kujo Xu Lun were stunned.

I glanced at them: "Anyway, that's it!"

Dio looked at me suspiciously: "What the hell are you talking about, you stupid little bun?!"

Even Dior couldn't understand what I, Alice, did to him. After all, my double had been a useless double before.

But now I am different!

I have the strongest substitute platinum star!Not only the [-]A data but also the status of the invincible Jotaro-san!In addition to not stopping time, I can make all the opponent's doubles unable to attack me!That is, flower in December!Forcibly cancel the substitute status!

Since Dio didn't know my substitute ability at all, I attacked him without hesitation!

"Ola Ola Ola Ola!!! I'm going to beat you until you fall in love with the Joestar family today!! Repent! Dio!! Even if you become a vampire, you have to kneel down and cry to the Joestar family Confess and shout out that I love Joestar!!!”

Xu Lun covered his face: "Although he is enough to make people hate, but this kind of completely comedian ability to make him shout "I love Joe Star" is like a public execution of shame play. Wouldn't that be more disgusting? ?"

Giorno rubbed his chin: "Wouldn't that be better, I've already recorded it all and then edited it and showed it to that bastard Dio, isn't this kind of humiliation better?"

"Giorno, are you a demon? He is your father anyway?!"

"It's like this, I didn't see you being merciful when you beat Mr. Jotaro, so why should I be lenient to that bastard father of Dior? He not only lied to me that I was born by him, but also gave me a slap in the face. Alimony, not to mention pocket money, if Mr. Jonathan and Ms. Elena hadn’t entrusted Mr. Jotaro to find me, I might have become a vampire too.” Giorno waved his hand: “Besides, he is Vampires, no matter how you beat them, you won’t die.”

"makes sense."

So this is the feeling of invincibility?

I think I not only want to beat this Dior to cry, I also want to beat that priest over there, not only want to beat that priest, I even want to beat my uncle violently, this is not good, Alice, Yoshikage Kira is my uncle , well, I have to resist the urge to beat him up, I'm going to beat up that Diablo who is hiding in the corner and trying to steal the prize money of this competition.

"What?! Am I discovered again?!"

"No, as a judge, you don't work hard and want to be a prize thief! Then, if you want to get this prize, don't you just participate in the competition openly?!! Diablo who keeps saying that he is an emperor! How dare you Don’t you even have the courage to dress up as a woman?!! Too scumbag!!” I looked coldly at Diablo who covered his face with a hood, that kind?Sneaky look!My righteous partner Kujo Alice has seen through everything! !

Xu Lun also took out his mobile phone: "I'll tell everyone to come and watch the fun!"

"It's something everyone likes to see a centenarian being beaten in public." Having said that, Giorno still reminded Xu Lun to also call Kishibe Rohan: "I think this kind of social event is worth referring to. .”

"Are you a devil???" Xu Lun raised his voice, and I looked back at them.

"He was actually distracted in front of me, the emperor Diablo, the Crimson King!!!" Diablo found himself unable to call his substitute: "Why??!!! What did you do?!!!"

"Since you asked so sincerely, then I will tell you mercifully that I forcibly removed your double! Please confess to Joestar's family obediently!! You are a bonus thief!!!" This kind of casual oppression The crumbs of my stand-in will be sanctioned by the hammer of justice: "Platinum fans! Come on!! Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola!!!!"

"Father Puqi! Don't even think about summoning Heaven! I will never allow you to help Dio!"

As I said that, I gave all the judges present a meal.

This turned out to be the feeling of invincibility!

When Kishibe Rohan rushed over, all the judges had already been knocked unconscious on the ground by me. After all, there was still a certain distance between the five-A configuration of my enhanced fan star and the actual power A.

Just as Kishibe Rohan was about to say something, Giorno explained it to him.

"In short, we thought that since it was a women's clothing competition, it would be unreasonable for the judges not to wear women's clothing, so we accidentally started arguing. That's how it turned out." Giorno explained to Kishibe Rohan seriously.

Teacher Luban touched his chin and looked at me and Giorno. I think what Giorno said is right. Since it is a women's clothing competition, even the judges must show sincerity. For example, that scumbag Diablo still wants to Stealing money is absolutely not allowed!

"That's right, it's true from a fair point of view. And it will be more interesting this way, I understand! Then let's do this! There are many black mosquitoes!!" The gate of heaven opened the faces of the judges one by one, changing It became the pages of the book, and Teacher Lu Ban wrote restrictions on them without hesitation: "As expected, this is much more interesting!"

Xu Lun was speechless.

Dongfang Jousuke rushed over with a DV: "Gio Luno, here I come! I have prepared a ton of data cards, what do you want me to shoot?!"

"Of course it's the live broadcast of the Women's Clothing Contest. I've already made arrangements with Fuge and the others. When the time comes, the whole school will broadcast live, and the backstage for rewards and so on will be ready. We'll just wait to collect the money." The income of this student union has paid too much face: "After all, the previous term suffered too much, and we are very difficult."

After finishing speaking, Giorno quietly kicked Diablo who was knocked out by me a few times, and still stepped on his face.

When Jonathan came over, Dio, who had regained consciousness, walked towards Jonathan in a coquettish and enchanting manner.

Then...he used various poses to compare his heart to Jonathan, and all kinds of diodio stand, I couldn't stand it anymore.Jonathan's expression was shocked.

"What's wrong with you, dio?" Jonathan asked in shock.

Dior howled heart-piercingly at Jonathan, one bite at a time I love you Jonathan, everything I said before was a lie to you, my youth was spent with JoJo, I am my brother who loves you This makes people feel unreliable.

Jonathan was so moved that tears came out. Do you think that Dior finally repented and wanted to change his ways?

"He was hit by a stand-in attack, it's fake, ignore him." Giorno calmly arranged Jonathan in the audience seat: "Don't worry, it will be automatically released after an hour and return to the original dog look This state will only disgust him, don't worry, I have asked Jousuke to record it and play it on the school's large LED screen, and I have arranged everything."

While speaking, Giorno ruthlessly rejected Dio's greetings to his son.

I lowered my hat and crossed my legs and sat on the judge's seat.Calmly listen to Giorno's explanation, because the judges also have to wear women's clothing, skirts need to give them an hour to change clothes and cosmetics competition had to be postponed.

"Great job, Giorno, let them all wear women's clothing! Miniskirts are our ultimate dream! By the way! Let them shave their legs too! Otherwise, they are unprofessional, and all unprofessional people must By Euler!"

Xu Lun held back a smile and stood behind me.

"What's wrong with putting a man in a miniskirt?!!" I'm invincible now!It is not too much to have such an invincible requirement: "Isn't a beautiful female warrior considered to be a woman's clothing?! Isn't a watery moon okay!!!?? Superficial! I want to transform into a magical girl in my dreams!!"

"Of course! Alice's wish is my wish! Alice's dream is my dream! I, Giorno Giovanna, will help you realize it!" Giorno accepted it seriously: "I will go to Contact Vanilla Ice and they will send women's clothing over."

"That's it!! Let them all wear miniskirts!! Shave all the hair on their legs!!" I'm invincible now, of course I can do whatever I want!

"Well said." Giorno followed stick to read.

"Gioluno, you just..." Xu Lun hesitated to speak.

"What do you say, what Alice said is the truth, what Alice said is justice, and now she is the boss here, besides, it would be nice to shave Dior's legs, and that Dior who tried to steal the prize money from the competition Apollo, I think it is too light for him to pay the price of shaving his legs. Besides, since he is a judge, he must be professional. Everyone wears women's clothes. Why don't they wear women's clothes? I think Father Pucci Becoming Sister Puqi is also very exciting." Giorno said very calmly what made many people's nerves explode.

Xu Lun's attitude immediately changed after hearing Father Puqi: "Gioro Luno! Alice's dream is our dream! Josuke, take a 360° shot of everything without any dead ends!!!"

"Leave it to me!! It's really great!"

"Yeah, yeah... that's it." I lowered the brim of my hat to cover my eyes, and the invincible Alice's heart was as clear as a mirror!That's right, it is inevitable to sacrifice the happiness of a few people for the sake of ideals!What's the big deal about sacrificing the happiness of those who don't!A sailor miniskirt is justice! !I'm going to have them all in miniskirts!

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Alice: miniskirt miniskirt miniskirt miniskirt! ! ! !

Xu Lun: The color of her hair has turned black! !

Giorno: Wouldn't it be better to gradually jo-jo?

Xu Lun: What's so good about becoming similar to my dad! ! ! !It's all that bastard old man's fault anyway! ! ! ! !

Yoshikage Kira: Alice... that position is really suitable for my niece, and she is also very handsome in school uniform, so I took this picture!

Vanilla Ice: Receive five oversized sailor suits!And beauty cosmetics!OK! !No problem, Master Giorno! I'll be there in 15 minutes! ! !

Dior still couldn't control his own feelings in Bi's heart...