[Comprehensive British and American] Venus Goddess

Early August of a future year.

In the Batcave, Yeyi lazily crushed his handsome face against the part of the bat computer console without buttons, and sighed a long time: "Little Wing rejected me again—"

Red Robin, who was sitting on the other side, skillfully used the bat computer to process and sort out the information of recent events, and replied to him without raising his head: "Last year, the year before, the last year of the year before, the year before the year before, which year He promised you, never once did he agree to go back to Wayne Manor, never was he not present at the birthday party Alfred prepared for him."

As soon as Red Robin's voice fell, Robin's voice came from the other side of the Batcave. Obviously, he and Batman finished today's night patrol and came back, and he heard Red Robin's words: "Todd Not being there is not a serious matter, anyway, Drake, you will put him up."

This sentence, which is both factual and full of irony, successfully made Red Robin stop what he was doing, turned around and said to Robin who walked in: "Then let you send him the photo as in previous years, and tell him that I did it." Yes, seeing how angry he is, all the firepower was sucked away by me?"

"I'm not that stupid, this time, I want to fuck you!" Putting aside the work at hand, Red Robin stood up from his seat.

Seeing this, Ye Yi, who was lying listlessly on the console, sat up straight and looked at Red Robin who stood up: "I didn't see your motorcycle in the garage, Inanna came to pick you up today?"

Before Red Robin nodded, a golden magic circle appeared on the ground of the Batcave. The next moment, a light flashed, and the figure of a blonde girl appeared in the center of the circle.

Seeing Tim who was about to leave, Inanna tilted her head slightly in doubt: "Today... have you finished work so early?"

Tim looked at Dick, who was slumped down again, and shrugged: "Actually, there is another problem, which does not belong to the scope of work, but we have no solution."

"Jason's birthday is approaching, but he never agreed to go back to Wayne Manor and let us celebrate his birthday. When it comes to his birthday, he will do what the red hood usually does. If you don't pay attention to him during that time If we deal with it, we probably won’t even be able to find anyone else.”

Inanna asked suspiciously, "Then why don't you ask Irigal?"

Tim was taken aback when he heard the words, turned his head, and looked at Dick who was sitting upright.

In the middle of the night, the night is low, and a few stars are sparsely hung in the sky. After entering the residential area, it seems that the whole area has fallen into silence, isolating the hustle and bustle of the bustling streets and the feasting and feasting, only the dim lights on the side of the road illuminate Brighten the way home for late returners.

Like a shadow, a locomotive jumped under the dim light of one street lamp after another, quickly merged into the darkness, and then appeared under the light of the next street lamp.

It seems that after a long journey, the shadow-like locomotive finally stopped in front of an unremarkable apartment building. The owner of the locomotive stepped on the ground, supporting the body of the locomotive with his slender and straight legs, turned off the engine, pulled out He took out the key of the motorcycle, lifted his other leg, and easily got off the motorcycle.

The owner of the locomotive raised his gloved hand and patted the parked locomotive: "Thanks for your hard work." Then he walked out of the shadow where the light did not shine, holding his helmet. The man has short black hair, a handsome face with a pair of blue eyes, and the helmet in his hand is a red hood.

Jason tapped his hood with his fingers and made a special sound: "Don't follow, I found you a long time ago, and you even came here on purpose, what's Yeyi doing looking for the red hood?"

On the side of the apartment, in the shadows where the light can't reach, Yeyi flipped down from an inconspicuous air-conditioning unit, and when it landed, it seemed as if there were feline pads under its feet, without any heavy sound , he walked up to Jason, raised his arm, and wrapped it around Jason's shoulders, causing Jason to bend over: "Don't be stupid, Little Wing, you know it will be yours after twelve o'clock tonight... ..."

Jason frowned, leaned down, shook off Yeyi's arm, and said, "I've said it before, don't go back, and also, don't follow." He walked straight to the apartment.

As soon as he finished speaking, he frowned with his back turned to Yeyi, regretting that he spoke too quickly, and actually said going to Wayne Manor as "going back".

Because his back was facing Ye Yi, he didn't see the rejected Ye Yi standing there spreading his hands and shrugging, but there was still a meaningful smile on his face.

With the smell of gunpowder smoke that has not completely dissipated, Jason saw the door of the safe house and thought of the bed inside. He felt a little tired. When he inserted the key into the door lock, he subconsciously looked in the direction of the stairs Glancing at it, he raised his eyebrows in surprise——Dick gave up so quickly this time?Usually, when he was rejected, he chose to bother him until he agreed to his request. Why is it so abnormal this time?

Forget it, it was better for him anyway, maybe because of the rare tiredness, Jason chose to give up thinking about the reason for Dick's abnormality, and opened the door of the safe house with the key.

After saying hello to the items in the safe room during this period, Jason quickly changed his uniform, washed up and fell directly on the bed. Before closing his eyes, he glanced at the window to confirm that Dick really gave up. Instead of finding another way, picking on his bad language to make excuses for his illegal intrusion—"I didn't follow you, I walked through the window, didn't you, Little Wing, go through the window too. "

Not long after Jason Anxin closed his eyes, after the hour, minute and second hands of the alarm clock on his bedside table all coincided and hit the Roman numeral "12" at the top at the same time, "Jason" lying on the bed opened his eyes, At this time, the color of one side of his eyes turned green.

"Jason" looked down at the loose T-shirt and soft pajama pants on his body, hesitated for a while, and took out a pair of sweatpants from the closet on the side, and changed the pajama pants.

After changing his pants, "Jason" didn't know if it was because of waking up, his ears were slightly red, and he took out a sports sweater jacket from the closet again and put it on.

"Jason" looked around, grabbed the key he had hanging on the side, put it in the pocket of the sweatpants, zipped up the red sweater jacket on his body, pulled the hat of the sweater over his head, and put it on by the door Sneakers on the shoe rack, unscrewed the doorknob, and walked out the door of the safe house.

When "Jason" walked out of the apartment, he raised his head, and from a distance, he saw Ye Yi who didn't know when his locomotive was coming, and who was leaning against the locomotive and looking down at his phone.

Sensing the sight of "Jason", Ye Yi raised his head. After seeing "Jason", he looked at his expression, and when he saw his dark green eyes, he smiled slightly, and moved Quickly put away the mobile phone in his hand, turned his wrist towards his motorcycle, and made a "please" gesture: "Good evening, Miss Irigal."

"Jason" didn't get into Yeyi's car right away, but asked, "If you don't drive Jason's motorcycle, how will Jason come back after waking up? Will he be willing to take your car?"

Ye Yi was silent for a while when he heard the words, and the picture of Jason sitting on the back seat of his motorcycle appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help laughing out loud, so he put his fist to his lips to hold back the smile, and waved to "Jason" and said : "Sorry, I didn't think of that for a while."

Although he really wanted Irigal to help him turn the picture in his mind into reality, but thinking of the monstrous anger that Little Wing might have after waking up, he still decided to let himself go a little bit.

"However, what Inanna said is indeed true." Ye Yi stepped onto the motorcycle, watched "Jason" walk towards his own motorcycle, and sat on the motorcycle skillfully, as if the person who controlled this body It was Jason himself, not a god who basically had no contact with mechanical things.

Irigal in Jason's body looked towards Yeyi after hearing the words.

Ye Yi smiled, and twisted the handle of the motorcycle: "She said, I should leave this matter to you. You know Jason better than I imagined. Thank you for what happened today." After saying this, He drove the locomotive and rushed out.

Seeing this, Irigal also started the engine and followed up with the preheated locomotive.

Because he was wearing Nightwing's uniform, Dick took Irigal directly through the passage of the Batcave. The two first parked the motorcycle in the garage of the Batcave, and then entered the Wayne Manor from the garage through the passage in Wayne Manor.

As Dick walked forward, he asked Irigal who was following him with great interest: "What will happen if Jason suddenly wakes up?"

Irigal faced Dick's curiosity calmly: "He is the host and has absolute control over his body. When his consciousness wakes up, I can no longer control his body."

"Won't Jason be mad at you when he wakes up?"

"After he knew I could use his body while he was asleep or otherwise unconscious, he said that as long as it didn't interfere with his 'work', he could use his body whatever he wanted."

"Huh? Then it's okay to use his body to go clubbing?"

"Clubbing?"

"..."

During the question and answer, seeing the increasingly strange smile on Dick's face, Irigal gradually became full of doubts about his answer and the righteous brother in Jason's memory.

After entering Wayne Manor, Irigal saw what he had never seen before, and only heard it in Jason's memory, as well as the conversations he had with his adoptive father and several righteous brothers and sisters. Compared with his adoptive father, he was more Like a father, the old housekeeper of Wayne Manor.

The old man seemed to have been told about her early in the morning, and said to her who was wearing Jason's body very naturally: "Welcome, Miss Irigal."

Because although the user is her, it is Jason's body that is actually moving, so the energy consumed by the activity is counted on Jason's body. In order to prevent Jason from waking up so early according to his biological clock, Iriga Er then used Jason's body to help the old housekeeper.

After hearing about the birthday celebration in Jason's hometown, Irigal asked the old butler to teach her how to make cakes under the surprised eyes of the old butler.

So, the old butler who was baking cookies in the kitchen was sifting powdered sugar while explaining the relevant details to Irigal who was stirring the egg whites in the bowl with an egg beater.

The old housekeeper looked at the side, and it seemed that he was no longer the boy he remembered who would hang around him while he was baking cookies, and who would learn from him, but he could still see the serious profile of the young man back then. The time overlaps with a certain picture in memory.

Since Master Jason... How long has it been since he stood in the kitchen with him?How long has it been since the family lost the only teenager who would ask him for tips on baking cookies?

Looking at the young man in front of him who was frowning because of the foaming of the egg white, the old housekeeper felt his eyes a little sore, so he quickly lowered his head to look at the powdered sugar he had dried.

"Mr. Pennyworth?" Irigal, who wanted to ask what to do next, was slightly stunned when she saw the gentle look in the old butler's eyes. She noticed the slightly red eye sockets of the old butler, but But he pretended not to find anything and asked about the next steps.

When Irigal finally sent the prepared cake embryos into the oven, the old housekeeper said to her, "Thank you very much, Miss Irigal."

"Although Master Jason looks impatient, he is actually a soft-hearted person. Because of this, he is more likely to be injured, but he is not very good at taking care of himself."

"So, from now on, please take more care of him."

After decorating the cake with prepared cream, chocolate, and fruit under the guidance of the old housekeeper, Irigal looked at his own work in front of him and smiled.

Seeing the smile on the young man's face, the old butler smiled softly after being taken aback for a moment.

And today, Gotham's underworld gang is baffled to find that they've only provoked the Red Hood, but have been confronted by Bludhaven's Nightwing, New York's Teen Titans' Red Robin, and Batman's sidekick Robin. Bin's siege and interception.

When Jason woke up from a dreamless night's sleep, he found that the environment he was in was not his warm and comfortable safe house, but a room that was both strange and damn familiar, and, It seemed to be night outside, so the question was, how long had he slept.

Patting his forehead, Jason lifted the quilt and got out of bed, and found that the pajama pants he put on before going to bed had turned into a pair of sweatpants, and his sports coat was still hanging on the hanger next to him. Jason, who understood for a moment, said helplessly, "Irigal."

The answer in his mind was a silence that sounded extremely guilty. The corner of Jason's mouth twitched, and when he spoke again, his tone became softer without him noticing: "I didn't mean to blame you .”

Jason stepped on the slippers on the floor and stood up from the bed. Without turning on the light, he walked towards the door of the room in a familiar way. He opened the door. The corridor outside was dark. He squinted and stepped out of the door. The next moment, A series of voices rang in his ears accompanied by the explosion of small salutes, and at the same time, there was a pleasant female voice in his mind: "Happy birthday, Jason."

"Happy Birthday Little Wing!"

"Happy Birthday Big Red!"

Jason stood on the left and right of the door of his room. Dick and Tim, who were holding salutes in their hands, looked at them with smiles and pulled down the fireworks indifferently.

The next moment, the flash of the camera went off, and Damian, who was holding the camera and deliberately turned on the flash, laughed wildly: "Todd, you have a stinky face full of colored confetti on your head, hahahaha!"

So Wayne Mansion soon staged a camera battle between Red Hood and Robin.

Of course, the last one to get the camera is the old butler who steps out smiling and stops the boys from going crazy.

On the way back to his safe house on the locomotive, Jason said to Irigal, "Thanks, the cake is delicious." His voice was almost drowned out by the sound of the locomotive's engine and the sound of the wind.

However, Irigal, who shared his senses with Jason, heard them all. A transparent girl with black hair and green eyes appeared in the back seat of Jason's motorcycle and smiled slightly.

Back in the safe house, Jason received a document on his computer. He opened it and almost crushed the mouse. There were a bunch of photos in the document, and the one on the cover showed him with a firework confetti on his head and an expressionless face. It looks... very funny.

He originally wanted to destroy this document directly, but when he saw a photo, he stopped. In that photo, "he" who looked at the decorated cream cake smiled.

The author has something to say: Happy birthday Jason!

Irresponsible Little Theater:

Inanna: So how did you celebrate Jason's birthday in the past?

Dick: Send presents to his safe house.

Damian: Help him eat all the birthday cake and take a picture and tell him you're welcome.

Tim: Some of us take a picture of a birthday party and I'll post him.

Inanna: ? ? ?

Jason: Thank you so much, okay, brother, brother.