Mrs Wayne

My husband seemed a little worried because of the clown's statement, and he was obviously extremely displeased with this person's appearance, even to the point of being almost visible to the naked eye, because he went to talk to the current dean of Arkham about strengthening security that day.The dean showed a bright and warm smile to us, the donor, until he heard a series of terrible coercive measures, "This is a violation of human rights."

The content includes but is not limited to heightening the fence for them, and installing all kinds of terrible security measures around them to prevent these people from running out and hurting others. Even police dogs are willing to provide them with a one-button alarm function online...

The Gotham Police Department is building a branch here...

My husband was silent for a moment, he glanced at me and said, "No, it's not illegal."

"I can add money."

The dean instantly held our hands and said with a smile, "Fuck his human rights, dangerous people like them really need to be treated with caution."

"Oh, I still remember the poor former dean. I really don't want to end up like him. Thank you for your generosity and kindness, Mr. Wayne. Your generosity is our best help."

"Everyone in the madhouse will remember you."

Me: ...that's unnecessary.

The dean became more and more happy when he saw the check from my husband, "Yes, we may erect your statue at the gate to express your generosity."

Bruce calmly refused, "No, thank you."

After my husband walked out of Arkham holding my hand, I couldn't help asking curiously, "Do you know him? Bruce."

My husband paused for a moment to open the car door, he was silent for a moment, and then he said to me, "No."

But his expression gave me the feeling that he really seemed a little familiar with that person. After getting a threat from a psychopath, I decided to continue to strengthen my security measures. After increasing the employment of Doctor Strange , I even sent some money to the Gotham Police Department to ask them to update their equipment. Mr. Gordon, the director of Gotham, even came to the door to thank him personally. I feel that everyone in the world is very grateful to the rich man.

They almost confessed me too.

Hey, being rich is so simple and unpretentious, I just don’t know what Arkham, who has been strengthened in security, thinks...

The days went by so plainly, but occasionally I would find that Bruce went out more and more frequently at night, and he hadn't done anything adult with me for a long time, which made me very dissatisfied.

But it seems that I heard that something happened to the Avengers, but I don't know what it is, so everyone will be very busy during this time.

Just when I finished my boring shopping alone and just opened the car door, there was a loud bang in my ear, and in the next second, I lost all consciousness.

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When I opened my eyes, I felt that the light in front of me was a bit dazzling, and my consciousness was still at the time of going shopping. When I was driving, I seemed to be hit by someone suddenly. The huge impact caused the airbag to hit in an instant. On my face, when I woke up, I realized that I was in a very dark and cold room, as if I had come to some horror story, and a blurry figure under a lamp was watching quietly. Looking at me, he paused and said in a drawn out voice, "Oh, hello, Mrs. Wayne."

he is……

I narrowed my eyes, and then I saw a young man in a clown suit in the shaky shadows, and a mercenary standing beside me with a gun raised looked at me.The man at the head is still almost the same as the one we saw last time in Arkham Mental Hospital, except that he changed from a patient uniform to a clown costume, and his mental state is getting worse, even his face is painted A thick layer of pimples, when he smiled, the two bright red marks on his lips made his smile even more weird, the young man bent down and bowed to me, just like every clown in a circus makes an opening Words like, "You can call me a clown."

Well, he saved me the stage of asking him who you are. In fact, when encountering such a mental illness, what I need is to try not to irritate him.

So I resolutely kept silent, just watched him start performing in front of me, he looked me up and down, put on a somewhat intoxicated expression and said, "Oh, look at this poor little face, I mean... "

He walked up to me and lifted my chin. The clown still had a blade in his fingertips, and the sharp blade almost cut a wound on my face, "Look at this poor look, you look so ugly Fear."

"Of course, if you are suddenly hijacked here, of course you will be afraid."

I was very uncomfortable with the opponent's blade, I frowned and looked at him, the clown pinched my face and continued to marvel, "Oh, look at this expression, I love this expression to death, but why don't you look like that? Fear?"

"why?"

There's no use being afraid.

I thought about it and decided not to provoke him, and just stared at him silently, but the clown seemed to be getting more and more dissatisfied with my silence, and he started to circle in front of me angrily, until he was halfway through the circle Only then did the man in the clown suit show a sudden realization expression, "Oh, you must have heard nothing that scares you."

"What is it? Let me think about it and maybe tell you..."

"Your husband won't come to rescue you, he will make you desperate."

I:? ? ?

Wait why my husband, where are the police?

I widened my eyes and looked at the crazy guy in front of me, the guy who called himself a clown came up to me again with a knife, his face showed just the right amount of sympathy, "Oh, poor girl, you sure don't know your husband is Who is it, Bruce Wayne, the most famous man in Gotham."

"Who is he?"

I looked at him with question marks all over my head, and then I thought about when the distress signal I sent would reach Little Spider and Doctor Strange. Because he was sealed and unable to speak, the clown in front of him continued to open his hands and exaggerate to perform.

"You must not know."

"Oh, I'm sorry." He suddenly came over and said to me with a smile, "This room is full of lead and all kinds of sound-absorbing equipment. I prefer you to call someone else."

The Joker said with a low laugh, "You must know that man, Batman."

He looked at me meaningfully and said, "Batman, do you want to see him? Baby."

His "baby" almost made me sick, the man stretched out his hand to help me tear off the seal on my mouth, then continued to hold the knife against my face and said with emotion, "How I wish you had such a cute little mouth Can call Batman by name."

"When you die, Batman must be very sad."

"Oh, don't look at me like that."

He shook his head at me, "Your husband should have thought of this when he chose to become the fear of this city. I didn't expect him to have so many weaknesses. It's really great."

"He's got to be like Batman, he's supposed to be dark and miserable, he's not supposed to be happy, you know?"

Me: ...I actually really refuse to reason with psychopaths.

And when on earth did my husband become the fear of the whole city?

Does he think too highly of my husband?

The clown stared at me, the smile on his face seemed to turn into a cry, "I planted a bomb on Fifth Avenue, a big, big bomb, and it's a classic alternative, does he choose you or Gotham, how about we make a bet?"

"I choose Gotham."

Emma, ​​I'm suffocating, I really want to spray him.

The clown lowered his head and looked at me, his eyes were even a little blurred, "He has always been like this, he has always been like this, that's why it's so painful, and that's why I'm so intoxicated."

Just when I couldn't bear to spray him, the clown suddenly clapped his hands and said to me with a smile, "I forgot to tell you, you probably don't know that your husband has two faces, compared to Bruce Wayne, I prefer to call him Batman."

Looking at the clown showing off in front of me, I took a deep breath, "Yes, I know."

The smile on the clown's face froze instantly.

"I know he's Batman, so what?"

Have you eaten your rice?

And what on earth are you mentally trying to do?It’s a bomb and it’s an alternative. You treat the police in this world as if they don’t exist. If you don’t know about the Avengers, you just stare at part-time superheroes like me and my husband. What’s wrong with it? .

"Is there any problem?" I stared at the clown in front of me and said blankly, "Did he beat you when he was Batman?"

The smile on the clown's face faded for a moment and he came up to me and leaned over and said, "Hit me, no no no. None of that matters, I just want the pain, you know, baby. "

"Don't call me baby, you are so ugly, and your makeup is thicker than mine, what kind of face do you have to call me baby?"

"The only person in this world who is qualified to call me baby is my husband."

Look in the mirror, what kitty are you?

Although I don't think I should stimulate him, but to be honest, I don't speak, it seems that he is not normal, I stimulate him and he is very far away from me, crazy beside me.

The clown clenched his fist and said angrily, "How dare you?"

"How can you understand him?"

Me: ...Where did this go?

It seems that he didn't care too much about my personal attack just now, but cared more about the fact that I knew my husband's identity, and he couldn't get over this hurdle at all, "He should be lonely, lonely, and dark, how could he put this Tell his wife about it."

I:? ? ?

Then the madman uttered Lei's outrageous words, "You don't deserve it, you don't deserve it."

I:……

I was tied to the chair and asked calmly, "Whether it's worth it or not is a matter between us, what does it have to do with you?"

"Of course it has something to do with me!" The clown growled and walked towards me, "I should be the person who knows him best in Gotham, and the person he values ​​the most should be me, I'm his lifelong enemy And love, my little bat."

I:……

The corners of my eyes twitched when I heard it, is this a dead gay?I didn't see it.

Taking another deep breath, I looked at the clown in front of me who had been threatening me for a long time, and said helplessly, "I don't know what the relationship between you and my husband is, but if you want to take action against me, you may have to Wait for a while."

"Oh? Is Batman here?"

I watched the person standing behind him suddenly become a familiar look, and raised my eyebrows, "Oh, it's actually Loki who's here."

The clown turned around, and was hit directly on the face by a golden scepter in an instant. The clown, whose face was as white as paint, was hit and staggered for several steps. In the case of Clark, it is still quite capable.

Wearing a black suit with a dark overcoat, and a green scarf around his neck, the thin young man looked handsome, and just like that, he simply put the scepter on the clown, knocked the clown to the ground with a few blows, and took the clown. The clown who fired the gun and laughed wildly, was picked up by Loki and thrown out the moment he fired the gun, and hit the wall directly, unconscious.

Hey, it is God after all.

Even Gotham's crazy guy looks like an ordinary person, and he is still a little inferior to the evil god.

I was really helpless sitting on the chair, and looked at Loki who had transformed into me, "Mr. Rocky, I thought the first thing you would do when you came back to Earth was to settle accounts with S.H.I.E.L.D."

"Oh, actually, the first thing I do when I come back to Earth." He straightened his messy clothes, then raised his eyebrows and said to me, "It's to talk to my wife at the time, you know, when I return to A When I was in Sgaard's cell, every time I saw a small human prop in my hand, I would think of you unconsciously."

amount……

In fact, it was Tony Stark giving you Ender, I was just suggesting.

"Okay." I really feel that today is too unlucky, "So if this guy named clown wants to take revenge on me today, he has to wait in line, right?"

I don't know why, but I kind of sympathize with this crazy clown.

"of course."

Loki walked up to me, then smiled and said to me, "When my stupid brother sued me to Odin, do you know what I thought?"

I smiled hypocritically, "How can a human figure out what God thinks?"

Well, although a false god.

Loki stared at me and said very maliciously, "I thought, hey, I didn't do this at all, why would I admit it."

"But then I changed my mind, and I told my father, yes, I am such a person." He narrowed his emerald eyes and said, "You know, seeing that look on Odin's face The surprised expression really made me so happy."

Then how would I know, I have never seen your father...

"Then guess, how I will face the dirty atrium woman who slandered me back then when I return to Earth."

Hey, so when will they arrive after I sent out the signal, I stared at the handsome young man in front of me, "I will tolerate her with a man's broad heart."

Loki paused, and he looked at me with a half-smile, "Oh, really?"

"But I prefer to make it all come true, don't you think?"

You're going to put a hat on my husband...? ? ?

You dog, you are not human!

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You can't believe what the clown said, I was beaten by Loki.

At 12 o'clock tonight, there will be an update at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning.