My bamboo horse is scumbag

Ye Kai and Qu Zhongli came back after three o'clock in the afternoon, and Lan Man locked himself in the workshop to draw design drawings, so he had no choice but to go find Chen Youhan.Chen Youhan held a video conference on the third floor, Ye Kai was unprepared, and caught off guard while calling "Brother Youhan".On the other side of the screen were Chen Weiyu and Gu Xiu, both of them saw Ye Kai's passing figure, Chen Weiyu didn't react, "That's not..." Gu Xiu coughed, and said quickly: "The two leaders, have already It's been almost half an hour, why don't you have a coffee break." Chen Weiyu woke up like a dream, Chen Youhan let out a "hmm", raised his wrist and looked at his watch, "Continue at 45:[-]."

After hanging up the video, Ye Kai hugged him from behind: "Brother Wei Yu saw it, does it matter?"

"Brother Wei Yu?" Chen Youhan raised his eyebrows slightly: "Are you familiar with him?"

Ye Kai laughed and said: "I also eat this kind of vinegar. He is your cousin. If he is not called brother, is he called uncle?"

After speaking, he wanted to slip away, but Chen Youhan grabbed his arm and pulled him into his arms: "Why aren't you called Brother Yu?"

Ye Kai took advantage of the situation and sat down on his lap, smiled and cooperated, "I'm not familiar with him."

There is a fruit plate prepared by Mary on the desk. Chen Youhan boasted yesterday that she carefully packed a whole bunch of grapes today.Ye Kai picked a few, and before he could put it into his mouth, Chen Youhan picked it out of his palm, and asked like a prisoner, "Then your name is Brother Lucas?"

Come again and again.

Ye Kai was speechless: "No, it's more commonplace," he blinked, "We are generally honey, darling, sweetheart."

Chen Youhan looked at him playfully, Ye Kai's spine felt numb when he saw him, and he felt inexplicably guilty.Having seen enough, Chen Youhan pursed his lips and stuffed him with a grape out of kindness.Rose aroma, peach aftertaste, crystal clear in the sun.The sweet juice exploded in his mouth, Ye Kai chewed slowly, and after eating this one, he asked, "What did grandma ask you for this morning?"

Chen Youhan ignored him, and continued to ask: "When were you and Lucas together?"

...It's not over, is it?

Ye Kai's face darkened: "I'm not interested in reminiscing about my ex-boyfriend with you." Pushing his shoulder, he was about to run.However, Chen Youhan hugged him tightly, his two arms wrapped around his back forcefully, it seemed that he didn't give him a chance to escape.

"Say it." Chen Youhan raised her eyes cynically, coaxing gently.

Ye Kai made up casually: "...last summer vacation."

"In Vancouver?"

"if not."

"Does grandma like him?"

"...It's worse than you."

This answer probably made Chen Youhan very happy. Ye Kai saw that he smiled inexplicably, changed his posture, supported the armrest with his right hand and supported his chin, and asked slowly, "You haven't met his parents, have you?"

Ye Kai thought for a while, and made up a reasonable and logical lie: "It's not too late."

"Oh," Chen Youhan raised his eyebrows, "I didn't have time, I just had this plan."

Why is this man still arguing when he's jealous?Ye Kai adjusted his words and said rigorously: "I don't have this plan, I haven't reached this point, it's okay!"

Chen Youhan's smile widened again, but he always smiled with half of his lips, looking soaked in malicious intentions.Ye Kai instinctively sensed the danger, and wanted to run, but was stopped by the waist again.This time Chen Youhan hugged him and kissed him, and sucked his lips together. After a while, his voice became hoarse, and his eyes became darker. He stared at Ye Kai and asked, "Did he steal from grandma's house?" kiss you?"

Eyes blinded by the kiss instantly woke up: "...Of course not!"

"Then..." Chen Youhan leaned close to his ear.

The young Adam's apple couldn't help swallowing, and Ye Kai heard Chen Youhan ask amidst the chaotic heartbeat: "Did he ... fuck you in grandma's house?"

It was obvious that he had reacted by kissing him, but he still had time to ask this kind of question.Ye Kai suddenly felt an absurd feeling, the sense of shame tore him apart, in broad daylight, he felt ripples deep inside his body.

He closed his eyes, heard Chen Youhan laugh, and asked seriously, "Did he give you a present?"

"...Of course." Ye Kaixin relaxed, and stubbornly looked for a place, "Wine, paintings, clothes, shoes and watches, there are so many messes."

Chen Youhan curled his lips playfully: "What watch?"

Ye Kai was completely led by the nose by him, and he didn't think about why he had to explain everything in detail. In short, Chen Youhan racked his brains to make it up as soon as he asked him, panicked, and his peripheral vision was on his wrist. After scanning, he didn't have time to think about it, so he said bravely, "Panahai..."

"This piece of bronze?"

Ye Kai gritted his teeth and nodded.

Chen Youhan let out a "tsk", "It's really picky." He asked playfully: "You have sex with me while wearing the watch that your ex-boyfriend gave you?"

……Oh shit.

Completely at a loss, he broke the jar and said, "Do you have an opinion? Wouldn't it be better to be morally corrupt?"

Chen Youhan lowered his head and laughed: "Okay, I see you—" He twisted Ye Kai's upturned nose: "It's too corrupt."

Ye Kai finally broke free from his embrace and ran away, just when the time was up, Chen Youhan wanted to continue the meeting.Chen Feiyi is already in a semi-retired state, and Chen Youhan will return to the board of directors as an executive director to actually manage and control the entire GC.He retired from the business group beautifully, both swiftly and successfully, but everyone knew that he would come back one day.The opponents around him never let down their guard for a day, and his cronies never let go of their expectation for him to return to GC.Whether it's flowers and applause, doubts and criticisms and messes, the white mist is thick, the still water is deep, and he is ready.

Ye Kai also knew that this day would definitely come.

He held the doorknob and looked at Chen Youhan's back calmly, slightly twitched the corners of his lips, and then gently closed the door for him.

Going down to the second floor, Lan Man happened to come out of the workshop, with a backache and leg pain, and he forgot to take off his reading glasses.Ye Kai quickly went up to help her rub her shoulders, and asked obediently and flatteringly, "Grandma, what did you say to Brother Youhan?"

Lan Man glanced at him: "Are you afraid that I will bully him?"

"Of course not!" He was much more coquettish in front of Lan Man and Qu Zhongli, "Grandma is the gentlest, cutest and favorite brother Youhan, how could she bully him?"

Lan Man tapped his forehead with his fingertips like scallions: "Don't come here, don't mess around tonight, do you hear me?"

Ye Kai nodded hurriedly, said "yes" repeatedly, put his arm on Lan Man's shoulder and said, "Grandma, Brother Youhan's mother passed away very early, can you change him to another incense? He won't be able to sleep. "

Lan Man was startled, and went down the stairs with Ye Kai's support, and asked, "Why didn't you tell me yesterday?"

"I'm afraid you will be disappointed."

Lan Man thought for a while, and said angrily, "See outside!"

The two sat down to drink tea in the small side hall, just as the golden sun was shining in the west, painting the classical furniture and carpets beautifully.Lan Man picked up a fashion magazine and asked while flipping through it, "When will you go back? Your mother called me today, she thought you were in Yunnan."

Ye Kai thought for a while, and his voice was very calm: "Da the day after tomorrow."

Lan Man looked up at him, his eyes through the reading glasses were old but still clear: "Aren't you afraid?"

Ye Kai laughed: "What are you afraid of? Delaying for two years is already a waste of something you wanted to do the year you graduated from high school."

Lanman looked down at the magazine again, glanced lazily at the models' matching colors and accessories, and quickly scanned the exquisitely contrived copywriting and vocabulary. Judging from her stern eyes and slightly curled mouth, it was difficult to pass issue of .After a while, she said lightly, "Call grandma if you have any questions."

It took Chen Youhan more than an hour to end the meeting. The sun was about to set and the heat outside was not so hot. Ye Kai couldn't sit still, so he dragged two road bikes from the warehouse and wanted to go around the lake with Chen Youhan.He leaned against the white fence to adjust the height of the seat. The white Polo shirt he dug out from the closet, I don’t know when it was left here, and he looked like a high school student when he put it on.On his head was a black fisherman's hat with a narrow brim, and his face would turn red after a short while.Chen Youhan was not stupid, he leaned against the porch pillar with folded arms to watch him toss around.

After a while, Ye Kai ran back and drank half a glass of the ice bubble water that Mary handed over.

The cold liquid ran across the rolling Adam's apple along the curve of the neck, and sank into the neckline.Chen Youhan took a second look before jokingly said: "Comrade Pinocchio, I forgot to tell you, I—" He paused, hooked his lips gracefully, and said regretfully, "I don't know how to ride a bicycle. .”

Ye Kai was so choked that he stared at him while coughing, but he didn't have time to notice what Pinocchio was.

"You can't ride a bike?" he asked again.

Chen Youhan confirmed the facts again.

Ye Kai felt incredible: "Aren't you playing with motorcycles?"

Chen Youhan said coldly, "Two things."

"Damn," Ye Kai looked at him in shock, and then looked at Mary: "Mary, have you ever seen someone who can't ride a bicycle?" Mary shook her head, and Ye Kai ran to the small living room like a gust of wind, with a loud voice Chen Youhan could hear it clearly at the door: "Grandma! Chen Youhan can't ride a bicycle!" Lan Man didn't know what he replied, and he hurriedly rushed to the study on the second floor. The floor shook.The window of Qu Zhongli's study room was open, facing the side of the garden, and Ye Kai's voice could be faintly heard: "Jesuschrist! Grandpa, do you know! Brother Youhan can't even ride a bicycle!"

Chen Youhan stroked his forehead under Mary's funny and complicated eyes. After a while, both Lan Man and Qu Zhongli arrived in the hall. He had to stand up straight, and admitted again earnestly and helplessly: "Really not."

Ye Kai let out a "tsk" and asked proudly, "Grandma, am I going to be five years old?"

Lan Man nodded, and Chen Youhan applauded with dignity: "Great, smart, worthy of being a genius."

Lanman pointed to the secluded road outside the door: "That's where I learned it."

Chen Youhan's nerves froze, feeling that something was wrong, Ye Kai said on a whim in the next second, "Brother Youhan, let me teach you how to ride a bicycle!"

Both Lan Man and Qu Zhongli said that this idea is good, Ye Kai strikes while the iron is hot, and nonsense: "How can a person who can't ride a bicycle! Life is not perfect if you can't ride a bicycle!"

Chen Youhan couldn't take it anymore and turned to leave. He wanted to talk nonsense, but since his elders were present, he restrained and said sternly: "I don't have Venus yet. Incompleteness is also a kind of beauty."

Ye Kai was quick to wit, gritted his teeth and said to his back: "I want to ride a wedding!"

The scene was very quiet all of a sudden, Chen Youhan stopped and half turned around, and asked in disbelief, "What did you say?"

Ye Kai bit the bullet and said: "Cycling wedding, yes, we're leading the way, and all the guests are riding behind..." It's too ridiculous, he was embarrassed as he said it, thinking what the hell am I talking about?

Qu Zhongli patted Lan Man on the shoulder, Lan Man and him looked at each other, and the two of them secretly left with their arms holding back their smiles.

Chen Youhan took a deep breath, strode towards him, and lowered his voice: "You just want to see me make a fool of yourself? Huh?"

Ye Kai lowered his eyes to avoid his interrogating gaze.

Chen Youhan smiled helplessly: "You don't need to work so hard," leaning over and whispering in his ear, "The aggressive method is better."

Ye Kai fell into the trick again, and asked ignorantly: "How to provoke the general?"

Chen Youhan chuckled in his ear, and slowly finished a sentence with a deeper and magnetic voice close to his sensitive auricle.The tone was stern and lofty, but Ye Kai seemed to be on fire all of a sudden.

His black pupils suddenly widened, he was silent for a while, and said softly: "...OK."

Now that he has made a bet, he will be distracted by teaching. He wished that Chen Youhan would never learn it in his life, and deliberately dragged out Lanman's lady's bicycle by doing bad things.White, retro styling, with a rattan basket in the front and a seat in the back.There are a lot of flowers at home. Sometimes she will fill a rattan basket and go to the street corner to set up a stall. Depending on her mood, she can ask for prices, and bartering is also fine. The most interesting time was when a little girl sang a North American classical folk song to her. Just sent out a cart full of flowers.

This car was out of tune with Chen Youhan, and he couldn't even stretch his legs.As soon as he sat on it, Ye Kai laughed so much that he had to hold onto the fence to stand still.Turning on the camera, the light was beautiful, Chen Youhan put his right hand in his pocket, rested his left elbow on the handbrake, and watched him lazily.Pressing the shutter, the picture freezes, Ye Kai looks back, his playful smile slowly freezes, tenderness overflows from his eyes.A series of bells rang on the quiet street at dusk. He raised his head and saw Chen Youhan rang the bell carelessly, "Do you still want to teach me?"

Ye Kai was like waking up from a dream, and ran over with a beating heart to wrap around Chen Youhan's neck, and kissed him.

The curtains on the second floor swayed, amidst the sound of vinyl records, Lan Man quietly swayed ballroom dance steps in the dusk, and slowly rested his head on Qu Zhongli's shoulder. , In the end, before the sun set, Chen Youhan learned this weak skill of "If you don't know how to live, your life will not be perfect".At night, the hands were tied to the head of the bed, and I was tossing so hard, calling "husband" over and over again, it was the result of losing a bet.Dazed and dizzy, he finally remembered what was going on, why did he make a bet with Chen Youhan that he was destined to lose?

At the most critical moment for him, Chen Youhan was still condescending all the time, and didn't even take off his fucking clothes.He had long felt that something was wrong with Chen Youhan today, until he panted and teased when he was on the verge of collapse: "Baby, you and Lucas are not together at all, tell me, how can I punish you?"

Ye Kai's pupils were dilated, and he was sent directly to heaven.