After the divorce, Slag Gong shut him down

Hearing Jiang Ran's bewildered tone on the phone, Zhou Fu laughed silently.

After a long absence, he was finally able to tease Jiang Ran in daily trivial matters as before, and then enjoy the peace that everything is satisfactory from those ordinary conversations.

Although he has not yet controlled Jiang Ran again, it is undeniable that this short-lived tranquility, the spiritual joy brought to him at this moment, far overwhelmed the physical hunger, just like a sudden blow from the heart. A hot current burst out, and the comforting warmth flowed slowly through his limbs along the blood, and that kind of satisfaction was able to soothe his internal organs more than any delicious food.

But this state is actually very strange, because nothing should be ranked ahead of the problem of food and clothing. This is against human instinct. After all, not eating a meal may make people feel irritable, let alone It was mentioned that Zhou Fushen hadn't eaten a grain of rice since the morning, and even now, his stomach had begun to feel faint cramps, but Zhou Fushen still didn't choose the fastest way to eat at present, but was still eating. In order to chat with Jiang Ran for a while longer, he circled around at a leisurely pace.

"I opened the refrigerator, let me see... there are two cartons of milk, one carton of butter, some cucumbers, some potatoes, and some things that look like truffles... Hey, wait a minute, I read wrong It turned out that the garlic was moldy, so there was nothing else... Only the bottom layer and a piece of tofu looked fresh."

Garlic can also be moldy, or in the refrigerator, how long has it been stored?

Jiang Ran: "Originally, I planned to teach you to bake potatoes with black truffle and butter, but now it seems that you might as well kill yourself with that piece of tofu."

"Aren't you too vicious?" Zhou Fushen complained in a disguised voice.

However, Jiang Ran was unmoved: "If I was really vicious, then my current marriage status would not be divorced, but widowed."

He thought about it and added: "And it's the kind of widow who has a husband who died but has a fortune of tens of billions."

Zhou Fu shook his head fondly after hearing this, with a look of helplessness on the face of 'my silly daughter-in-law', and said with a smile: "How can it be so easy? Before you succeed, he will definitely find out. After all, you can't do it like that. sew."

Jiang Ran also smiled: "Really? That's because you don't know. When I make dumplings every year, I add celery, which Zhou Fushen doesn't like, to the meat stuffing. Guess what happened? He never ate it once, you know He usually hates celery to the point of throwing up when he smells it."

"..." Zhou Fushen now felt a disgusting smell of celery filling his throat, he cleared his throat and was able to speak again: "So you want to say that your cooking skills are superb?"

"No, I want to tell you, don't mess with your pillow person, especially the pillow person who handles all internal affairs at home and outside the house." Jiang Ran said earnestly: "To be honest, Zhou Fushen should thank me, Otherwise, with his virtue of throwing away the shopkeeper, one day I rolled up all the things in the house and ran away overnight, and he wouldn't be able to react."

Zhou Fushen heard himself forcing a smile: "No, it's impossible..."

"Believe me, it's possible, and I actually know about some of the 'good things' he did behind my back, but I just didn't say anything about it. After all, sometimes it is necessary to pretend to be deaf and dumb if you want to maintain a marriage." Jiang Ran continued to impart experience.

Zhou Fushen took a deep breath silently and asked, "For example?"

"For example, I know that the pot of tiger Pilan I raised was burned to death because he poured too much beer." Jiang Ran said one thing without any hesitation: "And I also know that in order to cover up the crime afterwards, he I bought a pot of imitation fake tiger piranha and came back, and suddenly asked me to contract to take care of the plants at home. I agreed, and he thought I didn’t see it. In fact, I found out a long time ago. .”

Zhou Fushen closed his eyes, inserted his fingers into his hair, and began to suspect that his life in the past four years was full of lies: "...so you just watch him water that pot of fake flowers every day?"

Jiang Ran: "Not only that, when I went out for training, he even asked him to show me the pot of tiger piranha."

Zhou Fushen: "..." He said why Jiang Ran missed the pot of tiger piranha so much, and he had to look at it outside. It turned out that it was all to torment him. Fortunately, he even stacked eighteen layers of filters on the photo, just to Don't let Jiang Ran see that it is a fake flower.

Jiang Ran over there is still sighing: "At first, I planned to save up all these excuses, and then slap him in the face when we quarreled, but it's a pity... well, I really want to see me tell everything before scolding him." What will he look like when he's a fool."

Zhou Fushen: "...are you a devil?"

Jiang Ran: "I used to be a pure and innocent young man, but marriage made me like this."

He said this in a joking tone, but Zhou Fushen's throat suddenly stopped, and he remembered the last night he stayed at home before going to the crew of "Floating and Sinking".

The farewell atmosphere was not sad, on the contrary, it was still a bit lingering. There was a leisurely light snow drifting outside the window. They were kissing on the bed. He still remembered the sweetness of Jiang Ran's lips and teeth mixed with cherries and mint, which made him ecstatic. Just thinking about going further, Jiang Ran took the initiative to straddle him.

"Are you so proficient?" He hooked his lips.

And Jiang Ran's answer at that time was also the same as now, jokingly said: "I was also very pure, it was you who made me like this."

——When he said this, Zhou Fushen wanted to rub him into his body.

So he couldn't figure it out, when everything was so beautiful at that time, why did it disappear in the blink of an eye and turn into barrenness?

Even the people around him seemed not surprised that their marriage was going to break up. After a little emotion, they began to prepare for the burial of this marriage. His father, his mother, his agent, his team, his friends , even Jiang Ran himself was like this. During the half a year of the divorce, everyone was step by step finalizing the division of property and going through various procedures and procedures. No one jumped out to mediate or persuade.

No one regrets it, and no one will stop for it.

Just like after the movie is over, no one will care about the cries and sorrows left in the actors' hearts.

Zhou Fushen couldn't accept it, so he wanted to make this incident known to everyone when everyone thought the dust had settled, so that everyone would flock to watch his carefully planned performance.Of course, there may be some unsatisfactory ridicule and abuse, but in the end everyone will regret their love, and everyone will look forward to their reunion and a happy life again-this is perfect ending.

Zhou Fushen has always thought this way, but now when he heard Jiang Ran talk about the past, he realized that he might not be able to wait that long. He was not actually angry when he heard the "truth", but was happy for Jiang Ran's ease. Feeling agitated with an innocent tone.

He missed Jiang Ran, even if he pointed at his nose and yelled at him, he wanted to appear in front of Jiang Ran now, tear off that stupid disguise, and tell Jiang Ran that in this world, he can make him fall back and forth, There is only one person who is always on his mind, and that is Zhou Fushen.

"Hello? Why don't you talk? Are you scared by me?" Jiang Ran's voice came from the phone: "Actually, getting married is not so scary, especially since you are willing to learn how to cook. This alone can reduce many families. Contradictory."

Zhou Fushen came back to his senses and said, "No, I was looking through the ingredients just now and found a fish in the kitchen tank."

Jiang Ran hesitated for a moment: "Can you...can you be sure that is a water tank and not a fish tank?"

Zhou Fu laughed deeply, and the haze in his heart dispelled a little: "I can be sure, I never raise animals at home."

Jiang Ran breathed a sigh of relief: "Then you can catch it and deal with it."

"How to catch it?" Zhou Fushen asked, "It's too slippery."

"Pick its gills!" Jiang Ran was tired.

"Isn't that too cruel?" Zhou Fushen said so, but in fact, his subordinates mercilessly pulled the fish up by its gills.

"Or you'd better kill yourself with tofu, that wouldn't be cruel." Jiang Ran said coldly.

"........."

After some difficult communication, it finally came to the process of handling the fish. Jiang Ran pointed out: "You pull the tail of the fish, and then use a knife to scrape the scales off along the tail."

"Scraping scales alive?"

"...You can also shoot it to death first."

"How to shoot dead?"

Use a kitchen knife! !At that moment, Jiang Qi had to sit up from the bed, and even wanted to yell, but he suppressed the words, thinking what was wrong with me, and suddenly he was like a child who couldn't teach quadratic equations in one yuan. , and the impotent and furious bald parent.

"While the fish is not paying attention." He finally said weakly.

However, although the process was tortuous, in the end, with the help of Jiang Ran's thirsty mouth, Ji Zai managed to make a good-looking Jiangyu stewed tofu. When Ji Zai sent him the photo, Jiang Ran I was so moved that I almost shed tears, and my heart suddenly felt relieved that my family had a child who had just grown up.

"After you're done eating, write me a [-]-word review." At the end, Jiang Ran wiped the corners of his eyes and whispered a devil.

The corner of Zhou Fushen's mouth twitched slightly: "Why?"

Jiang Ran answered righteously: "Otherwise, how can I know how my teaching achievements are?"

"..." He couldn't refute it. After all, he was the first to ask Jiang Ran to write a report and write his thoughts on everything. Now, Jiang Ran has learned and applied it flexibly, and it has been used on him by analogy... The so-called heavenly law is reincarnated, but So be it.

Zhou Fushen swallowed the bitter fruit he had planted. Seeing that Jiang Ran was about to hang up, he hurriedly asked, "When will my little biscuit be implemented?"

"What's the rush, can I still count my words? I'll bake it for you tomorrow and send it over, okay? Send me the address!"