I made my fortune 108 times by breaking up with Wayne

Bruce asked with a smile: "How did you come up with the idea of ​​participating in the Big Eater?"

Ziyi raised the check in her hand: "To earn living expenses." She turned around to look around, opened the car window and got very close to Bruce, and asked in a low voice, "Is this... much?"

Bruce Wayne, a rich man, thought seriously: "Not too much, just enough to go to the restaurant for three or four days."

Ziyi picked up the check and sighed: "Forget it, at least it's free, you guys are so interesting, you give food and free money."

Bruce: "Do you know the words? Can you speak English?"

Ziyi hummed and raised her chin: "It's not difficult to learn." She switched to English and said, "I was not full just now, I invited you to dinner, do you want to go?"

Then, they came to a restaurant.

Zi Yi said softly, "I want to sit on that purple tablecloth."

Bruce glanced over, then looked away, and landed on Ziyi.The woman named in purple is as pure as a girl, and does not represent "death, ghosts and nightmares" like her color.Flirting is a familiar practice for Gotham sweethearts. "Okay, let's sit there, I like purple," he said.

She stopped, and looked at him with some confusion: "What about red?"

Bruce blinked: "She..." Even though he knew they were one person, Bruce still obeyed the lady's thoughts gentlemanly, using the third person, "It's the flame, igniting my passion."

Ziyi laughed happily: "You will also like other colors."

She probably couldn't be happier.The waiter told them that the seat had already been reserved in advance and that there were no other purple tablecloths in the restaurant.

Of course, the brainless playboy wants to get her girlfriend something she likes, and Bruce is already very proficient at this set, "Can you help me contact that customer? I am willing to pay to exchange seats with him, or her. Ten thousand Dollar."

According to usual experience, few people would have trouble with money, but this time, Bruce didn't count—"Mr. Wayne." The waiter reminded in a low voice, "The person who reserved the seat is Mr. Stark."

They are all rich, and there is no shortage of dollars.

Bruce frowned: "Oh, well, it's that tin can again." What is he doing in Gotham?

Ziyi smiled sweetly: "Then what if he can't come?"

The waiter didn't quite get it - could the lady in purple know Tony Stark's itinerary?

Ziyi asked patiently: "For example, car accident... I didn't use the word wrong, right? Robbery, dead person, being captured by a monster..." Her wrist was suddenly grabbed hard, and she turned her head in doubt, "What's the matter?" The light and shadow hit On her outline, there is a cruel innocence floating between her eyebrows and eyes.

Yes, she is a goblin, and she has no sense of human life.

Bruce smiled at her and interlocked his fingers with her, "Zi Yi, aren't you hungry? I'm also a little hungry. Even if he was really unlucky on the way, it would take hours for the restaurant to cancel his reservation after receiving the news .”

The waiter still had a standard friendly smile, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: Shouldn't the first thing you care about be the curse on Mr. Stark?The two richest men didn't like each other, and the rumors really didn't lie to him.

Ziyi suddenly realized: "Yes, people...you can't go hungry, I heard that you will easily get sick. Then let's sit there." She pointed to the table next to the purple tablecloth, and she should have given up the idea of ​​harming Stark.

Ziyi picked up the menu and ordered several meat dishes. Bruce then ordered vegetable salad and dessert. After the waiter left, he asked her, "Do you like meat?"

The lady nodded shyly.Not long after, he added: "Unfortunately, this shop doesn't serve insects. Fried insects are delicious!"

Bruce: "...you like bug meat?"

Zi Yi seemed to realize what he said, and said a little "Yeah", and his round nails were not strong enough to pick at the table: "You... can't accept it?"

"No, I'm very accepting." Bruce said emphatically.It is much better to like to eat bugs than to like to eat human flesh.Moreover, eating bugs is not a thing for Batman, it is necessary, he even eats mice.

Of course, Bruce Wayne shouldn't be indifferent to eating bugs. His calm point should be: "I won't be unacceptable to whatever you eat." Yes, because the other party is a beauty, so he is infinitely tolerant.

The lady looked at his face, and after a few seconds, she smiled happily: "You are so kind! The red dress is right to choose you!"

Bruce accepted the compliment with aplomb.

Zi Yi: "Brown, do you know someone who looks like a bat? It's very dark and fierce, with bat ears on top of its head!"

Bruce: "...you met Batman?"

"Batman?" Ziyi muttered, "What a strange name."

She smiled and asked: "Then do you have a good relationship with him? Hong Yi said that he came here to threaten her and asked her why she approached you."

Bruce showed an impatient look: "Oh, that's a psychopath with persecution paranoia. He always feels that many people want to harm me. God, you can't imagine how authoritarian and arrogant he is. He has threatened many people Without the people around me, sooner or later I will take off his mask and sue him in court."

Zi Yi blinked: "But, he has a good figure, and his chin is especially sexy - what my sister said."

Bruce smiled ambiguously: "Yes, it's very hot, so I will fund him. Otherwise, he burns so much money, and my money is not sent to me by an angel sent by Jehovah."

Zi Yi: "Eh? Have you copulated with him before?"

Bruce: "..." He choked on the obviously impersonal word mating, "No. He and I are not interested in men. However, he has a good figure and makes me pleasing to the eye. Of course I am willing to pay for mine. Eyes pay."

Misty was satisfied when she heard the answer she wanted.Well, once again, Batman is straight.

They chatted long enough that Stark brought his female companion to the table before they stopped talking.

Oh, sorry, it's the girls.

Bruce looked over inadvertently, and was surprised by Stark's three female companions.Because they can obviously tell that they are triplets, they are pretty and charming.

Then, he and Stark looked at each other, and the other raised his eyebrows slowly, as if he was not surprised that he would appear.He just pointed to the purple clothes beside him, and then kissed the triplets one by one, making them tremble.

Bruce: Well, isn't it just that he took the twins to his banquet before, and someone praised Bruce's female companions for crushing Stark in terms of quality and quantity?As for finding the triplets and taking the initiative to go to Gotham to provoke?

Tony Stark Iron Man, what a childish ghost.

"Oh, babes, you guys are so enthusiastic~" Listen, he was showing off to him again, this time they didn't know who rubbed against his leg under the dining table.Warm, charming and very flirtatious beauty is indeed a joy to be in.

Ziyi was puzzled: "Why did he say it so loudly? Is it showing off?"

"It's showing off. Stark is showing off that his female partner is better than mine." Bruce looked at the lady who was biting the silver spoon in front of him, her impolite gesture was simple and natural and cute.He smiled, "But we don't need to argue with him, he doesn't know how 'great' you are." He bit down the accent on the last word affectionately.

Of course, he was talking about the red clothes.However, anyway, the red clothes and the purple clothes are the same person... the same goblin.

Bruce took Zi Yi's hand, put it to his lips and gently kissed her nails, "It's not necessary for him to know, I just know."

However, Ziyi just stared at him, glancing at Stark from the corner of his eye, with a strange expression.

After eating, Zi Yi took out the check and handed it to the waiter.

The waiter was stunned for a moment.

A long time ago, it was indeed popular to pay bills with personal checks in the United States, but since 2000, the number of check transactions has begun to decrease at an average annual rate of 4.3%, and the number of transactions in more convenient ways such as bank cards and online payments has gradually begun. Elevate—how long had he not seen anyone paying by check?

Ziyi tilted his head: "Can't this be used?"

The waiter took the check: "Please wait a moment."

After leaving the restaurant, Zi Yi took Bruce to heaven.

Literally heaven.

She conjures a cloud, sits with Bruce on the surface of the cloud, and flies into the sky.

Normal clouds are composed of water mist, so of course you can’t sit on them, but what Misty took out is the clouds in the closet, which belong to the “ground” accessories in the category. Of course, it can also be used as a mount.

Misty's legs dangled out of the clouds, swaying, and Bruce sat next to her, looking down at Gotham.

"Looking at your Gotham like this, isn't it very beautiful?"

Bruce Wayne is called the Son of Gotham, and it's not shameless to say it's his Gotham.

Misty didn't hear an answer for a long time. She turned her head and saw the son of Gotham staring at Gotham with an unclear expression. Distorted city reflections.

"I don't like looking down on Gotham very much. Whether it's by magic or by plane." He opened his mouth, as if confiding, "Gotham is a place where no one can stand. She is rooted in the shadows, a ferocious dragon .”

Misty had drawn the topographic map of Gotham many times before Bruce opened her mouth, and she answered subconsciously: "A dragon with broken wings, who can only desperately connect to the outside world with one right foreleg and two legs, trying to call for help."

Misty was talking about the three bridges in Gotham: the Brown Bridge, the Three Gate Bridge, and the Robert Kane Memorial Bridge.On the map of Gotham, they are like three bone claws, each with bone fingers leading to paths in different directions.

"Her left foreleg is emaciated, because that's where the bridge to the Isle of Hermon is, where the Prison of Hermon is."

"Every tall tower in the dark night is a barb on her body, which is both defense and self-mutilation."

"The heart is the old city, that is, the slums."

"Such a dragon must be dying."

Bruce turned his head abruptly.

Ziyi looked innocent, "What's the matter, Brown?"

The appearance of this title smashed away the thoughts in Bruce's mind - he was confused by the wind just now, and then he felt that the person sitting next to him was Eve who saw through his loneliness, and wanted to reveal his preferences to her by accident.

but……

but……

"Why do you know Gotham?"

"Ah?" Ziyi was confused, "When you go to a new place, you must first understand the terrain. If there is a king, you have to pay a visit to the king. Isn't it a basic operation?"

She is proud: "My associative ability is very good. When I look at the map, the triangle area in the lower left corner looks like a dragon head without horns. The bridge looks like a dragon's claw—I know what your western dragons look like. I wouldn't make the analogy wrong."

But, except for him, no one would call Gotham City, which looks like a four-legged bastard on the map—the description he got when he asked Dick—as a dragon. After all, she has no wings, no horns, and is thick. The long tail of the dog is only left with a short small bump.

It would be better to say that his description of the filter beautification under [-] layers of deformation is strange.

"Yes, you're right about the analogy." Bruce, maybe Batman, said softly.

When he got off the cloud, he would still be vigilant against "Red Clothes", but now, let him have a serious chat with the lady who accidentally fits his imagination.

"Then are you happy?" The lady's melodious voice rang in his ears.

"Ah."

"Then can I make a request?"

Bruce nodded hesitantly.

Ziyi cheered, and when he described the maturity of Gotham before, it instantly turned into a ground ear of wheat, "I heard that doing that hurts, I don't want to cry, it's embarrassing. Can you be gentle when the time comes."

Batman who doesn't want Baby Bruce to come out for business for the time being: "..."

No matter how innocent the other party's voice is, he still feels that the other party is deliberately using this to tease him.

The author has something to say:

Lord eats mice - I remember it was a comic plot (All-Star Batman and Robin? [maybe I remember wrongly]), he forced Dick (is it Dick? Or which Robin? I think it is Dick) to survive eating mice , was questioned by Ah Fu, he said "I just ate it", the master of which universe I don't remember.

The map of Gotham looks like a dragon, and Dick said it is a four-legged bastard. I made up nonsense, and the original book does not.There is a map of Gotham, and I look like a bastard [Hello]