Accidentally turned red

Li Weixi can't swim, but the swimming pool is not deep, only about 1.3 meters. Yang Yiwei and Li Weixi moved to the side of the swimming pool as they walked.

Immediately, a staff member brought up two bath towels to cover their wet bodies.

The scene immediately regretted in unison: "Oh!"

Yang Yiwei laughed amusedly, stretched out his fingers and tapped twice in the air, as if saying to the audience: You guys.

Just two seconds after the bullet screen was quiet, it exploded again in an instant.

——Damn it!This laugh!

——Su, Su, Su exploded!

--Ah ah ah ah ah!So pet!

——Why did Mao's heart beat so fast suddenly?

——I feel as if I suddenly became a one-dimensional baby!

——In the front, you think too much, the little one-dimensional baby is on stage.

After Yang Yiwei and Li Weixi wiped the water off their heads, Yang Yiwei tilted his head and saw that there was still water on Li Weixi's hair and ears, so he helped Li Weixi wipe it off.

Yang Yiwei really didn't do it on purpose, he just got used to brushing Li Weixi's hair at home, a conditioned reflex.

——Why can Mao Yiwei and Weixi's every move be so sweet?

——Because of love!

——It's over, this CP is completely locked.

——Woo, I really don't want to admit that my husband has a man.

Little Stone said: "Because of Yangyang and Haha's wonderful performance..."

Yangyang and Haha immediately cosplay the movements of the gymnasts after the performance, saluting in all directions.

After the two finished their performance, Xiao Shitou continued: "There is no doubt! This part, we win!"

After finishing speaking, the four hosts applauded vigorously, and then Xiao Shitou looked at Yang Yiwei and the others with malicious intentions, "Hey, what punishment do you think we should choose?"

"Bitter melon water, bitter melon water!" Feng Yang raised his hand when he drank bitter melon water until his face was pulled up.

"No, no, no, bitter gourd water is too simple, it's over as soon as you grit your teeth and close your eyes." Haha disagreed, "Let's choose a difficult one."

"Difficult? What?"

"How about the mirror house?"

"Huh~ I didn't expect you to be such a vicious person and choose the mirror room... Well, it's the mirror room!"

Mirror House is a game that Ace arrived not long ago. Chu Xue hasn't watched Ace arrives for several years, so she doesn't know about this game.

When I first heard the name Mirror Room, Chu Xue thought that Yang Yiwei and the others were going to go through a maze in a room full of mirrors, but after hearing the voice-over explaining the rules of the game, I realized that it was the portrait on the left that was in the mirror. copy all the behaviors of the people on the right.

A room, divided in the middle.

At a glance, the left and right layouts are exactly the same.

The curtain of the room on the right was lifted, and a man in a scholar's robe walked in.

The next second, the curtain of the room on the left was lifted, and Li Weixi walked in wearing a scholar's robe.

--Wow!Weixi's ancient costumes are so pretty!

——The little white-faced scholar!

——It’s so handsome!

——Holy shit, it’s the feeling of heartbeat

The scholar on the right sighed leisurely, "Oh, I'm going to take the provincial examination in three days, and I don't know if I can pass it this time."

Li Weixi followed suit, sighed leisurely, and repeated it.

The scholar on the right flicked his sleeves, "Forget it, it's useless to worry, I'd better hurry up and recite the book." Then, he opened the stool and sat down at the table.

Li Weixi pulled the stool away, pushed it twice with his hands, and then sat on it when he felt that he was not being tampered with.

——Hahahaha, Weixi's cautious look.

——Obviously I did my homework and knew the routine of the Mirror House.

The scholar on the right smiled slightly, took a book from the table, opened it, and it was filled with formulas.

Li Weixi smiled slightly, took a book from the table, opened it, and it was blank.

The scholar on the right raised his book and shook his head, "If the function f(x) is in a certain closed interval including x0... the following formula is established... this f(x) is equal to..."

The scholar stopped shaking his head and poking at the incomprehensible symbols on the book with his fingers, stuttering, struggling to read each word, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.

——Hahahaha, it's hard to read the series.

--who I am?where am I? !Why am I listening to math formulas on an entertainment show!

- Oh my God, I'm going dizzy.

Li Weixi held up a blank book: "If the function f(x) has an n-order derivative on a certain closed interval [a, b] containing x0...the remaining Rn(x) is the remainder of Taylor's formula, which is (x- x0) higher order infinitesimals of n."

The scholar looked at Li Weixi in disbelief, and couldn't help stretching his neck to glance at the blank book in Li Weixi's hand, thinking that the props were given by mistake.

——Hahaha, look at the shattered appearance of the little brother.

--Ah ah ah ah ah!Weixi looks so handsome reciting math formulas!

——Wei Xi really deserves to be a bully in A University.

——This is the first time I saw a guest in the mirror house fight back, take a screenshot as a souvenir. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

The scholar confirmed that Li Weixi was indeed holding a blank book, and looked away with a "fucking" expression on his face, and continued to act.

"Peya..." The scholar stopped suddenly just after saying two words, looked at the formulas below that looked dizzy and burned his mouth when he read them, then turned his head to look at Li Weixi, and closed the book with a snap, "Forget it."

The audience and the barrage were going crazy with laughter.

Scholar: "Let's start from the basics. One by one makes one, one by two makes two, two by two makes four..."

"Xianggong~" The scholar was carrying his back, when the curtain on the right side was suddenly lifted, and a little beauty in a tunic with wide sleeves came in with a food box.

"Xianggong~" Li Weixi was about to learn to recite the ninety-nine multiplication table, when the curtain on his side was lifted, and a tall beauty wearing the same skirt as the little girl opposite came in with the same food box.

The scene and barrage froze for a moment, and then the audience boiled instantly.

——Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

——This is Yang Yiwei? ? ? ! ! ! !

——Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

——Why is my husband more beautiful than me! ! !

Even Li Weixi was stunned, and choked on the smile he had prepared a long time ago.

He originally thought that it would be funny for Yang Yiwei to play back. After all, Yang Yiwei is a very flamboyant handsome man, and his facial features are not feminine at all.

Unexpectedly, after Yang Yiwei put on makeup, his eyebrows were slightly curved, his eyeliner was raised, and his flaming red lips were extremely glamorous.

Even the voice is still Yang Yiwei's deep and magnetic male voice: "Sir, you have worked hard on studying~"

"Pfft!" Li Weixi finally had a chance to laugh out of her choking smile.

"It's not hard work. My husband has already promised me that I will let the lady wear Fengguanxia in the future."

The little beauty on the right side tilted her head and smiled coquettishly: "Master, you are so kind to my family."

Yang Yiwei has no burden of being an idol, and immediately turned his head and smiled coquettishly with his glamorous face and deep voice: "Psycho~gong~to slave~home~ so nice~~"

Audience: "Hahahahahaha"

Barrage:

——I'll go, I'll go, I'll go!

——It was amazing just now, but now it's eye-catching.

——Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooono!

——The one in front, congratulations on your epiphany, this is no longer our husband, this is Wei Xi's wife!

The little girl on the right covered her mouth and snickered for two seconds, then moved lightly with lotus steps, and put the food box in her hand on the table, "Sir, my family has prepared a fruit plate for you."

As he spoke, he opened the food box and took out a plate of sliced ​​apples.

Yang Yiwei strode forward with his long legs and walked to the table, "Xianggong~ I have prepared a fruit plate for you." @无限好文，全在晋江文学城

As he spoke, he opened the food box and took out a...complete apple!

"Master~I'll feed you~" The little girl on the right picked up the toothpick next to the fruit plate, inserted a piece of apple and fed it to the scholar's mouth.

The scholar "ah" ate it, and said: "My lady, you can eat it too."

The little girl on the right used a toothpick to pierce another apple and ate it by herself.

Yang Yiwei handed the big red apple to Li Weixi's mouth, "My husband! I'll feed you!"

Li Weixi took a big bite of the apple with a "click", and said vaguely while eating the apple: "It's the same in Liangzi."

Yang Yiwei took a bite along the place where Li Weixi had bitten.

The audience: "Ahhhhhh!"

Barrage:

--Ah ah ah ah ah!

——Fourth, rounding up, this is kissing!

——What a fuss, it’s not like they haven’t kissed before~~~

--Huh?Yes.

——Really, they seem to have just kissed.

——Calm down, don't act like you haven't seen the world. @无限好文, all in Jinjiang Literature City

--fall!I came to watch the variety show!Not for dog food!

Yang Yiwei and Li Weixi ate half an apple, and a new moth appeared over there.

The scholar raised the little girl's chin: "My lady, you are so beautiful."

The little girl turned around shyly, stomping her feet shyly, "My husband hates it."

The audience roared with laughter and looked at Yang Yiwei.

Yang Yiwei turned around in a glamorous way, stomped his feet, and added special effects of earth shaking and mountain shaking in the later stage.

The scholar laughed, stood up, grabbed the little girl, and a princess hugged her, "Lady, let's go back to the house~"

Yang Yiwei and Li Weixi looked at each other, their eyes communicated quickly, and they reached a consensus in a second.

Li Weixi laughed and got up, Yang Yiwei bent over with his back to Li Weixi.

Li Weixi jumped onto Yang Yiwei's back with a whoosh.

Yang Yiwei raised his hand and handed the remaining half of the apple to Li Weixi, and then supported Li Weixi's thigh with his hand.

Li Weixi took a bite of the apple and said the lines: "Lady, let's go back to the house!"

On the right, the scholar lifts the curtain out with the little lady in the posture of a princess hugging her.

On the left, the glamorous lady is carrying his husband on her back, and the husband is still gnawing on an apple and lifts the curtain out.

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The author has something to say:

Thanks to zwj for throwing a mine, O(∩_∩)O thank you

感谢“肥猫喵”“家有恶犬名为撕家”“zise01”“水横波”“氮淡蛋”灌溉的10个营养液；“坛子@”灌溉的39个营养液；“十里”灌溉的8个营养液；“慕择”灌溉的6个营养液，谢谢~(@^_^@)~

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