Accidentally turned red

These words are too much, Li Weixi and Yang Yiwei didn't know for a while, why should they ask why they haven't returned home for ten years, and they have a three or four-year-old son as soon as they come home?

Or should I ask why this is the son of the two of them? Could it be that the scale of the reality show they recorded this time is large enough to be a male baby?

Li Weixi and Yang Yiwei couldn't help but look down at Wubao.

Wu Bao raised his round face, stared at the two of them with eyes like black gemstones, and his long eyelashes fluttered, making him a shockingly cute creature.

Li Weixi and Yang Yiwei couldn't help laughing and squatted down.

"Come on, Five Treasures." Li Weixi beckoned to Five Treasures.

Wubao looked up at Mr. Lu.

Mr. Lu smiled and touched Wubao Yuanyuan's head, nodded, "Go."

Wu Bao's little feet ran over, Li Weixi opened his arms and hugged Wu Bao at once.

"Come on, call Dad." Li Weixi shook the child in his arms.

Wubao is very well-behaved, "Father."

"Cough." Old Master Lu coughed lightly, "Call me Daddy."

"Ah? Dad..." Li Weixi didn't realize it for a while, and shouted at Mr. Lu.

Mr. Lu was speechless for a second, then sighed helplessly, "I mean Wubao has to call you daddy."

"Oh... yes." Only then did Li Weixi realize that the term "father" is too modern.

Li Weixi shook the child in her arms again, "Come on, call Daddy."

The child quickly changed his words and called sweetly, "Daddy."

"Hey." Li Weixi responded with a smile, and gave Yang Yiwei a wink, Yang Yiwei nodded his head understandingly.

Li Weixi hugged the child and left with peace of mind, "Daddy brought you chocolates, let's go, let's eat chocolates... Sigh, San Zhuang, did you see the package I put on the ground?"

"I didn't see it, Er Bao."

"Brother." The little beauty in cheongsam beckoned under the eaves, "I helped you put the package in the house."

Yang Yiwei watched Li Weixi enter the house with the child in his arms, turned around to support Mr. Lu, "Father, what's going on with Wubao?"

"What else can happen, San Zhuang, come here." Mr. Lu waved at Lu Shilei.

"Hey." Lu Shilei came over with a smile.

With the support of Yang Yiwei, Mr. Lu sat on the grand teacher's chair under the corridor, sighed, and said slowly: "You and Er Bao have been away for ten years, and I haven't heard from you. I don't know about you two...cough cough, I was afraid that the two of you would cut off the incense, and it was a coincidence that I thought of adopting a child for both of you, and it happened that your second cousin was the third strong..."

Mr. Lu glanced at Lu Shilei, "...'s confidante came to the door with the child in her arms..."

Mr. Lu didn't say the rest, but everyone understood.

Yang Yiwei turned his head to look at Lu Shilei, with writing all over his face: You are such a strong man!

Lu Shilei, who was still watching the excitement, pointed at himself incredulously, "I, me, my son?"

His biography didn't include this part, and the staff didn't say that it was his son when they handed over the child to him and asked him to bring it over.

The person Zhao Sanzhuang got in the dressing room just now is obviously the young and promising president of the chamber of commerce!

How can you add a slag line to him without even saying hello? !

Yang Yiwei patted Lu Shilei on the shoulder, "Brother Sanzhuang, thank you for giving me your son."

Lu Shilei looked dazed, "No, you're welcome, my brother."

In fact, in the original setting, Wubao was only Li Weixi's stepson, and the script only set a storyline for five guests.

But because Yang Yiwei joined in temporarily, the five guests suddenly became six guests.

Adding one story line, the workload is far more than just one line.

After all, the story lines of all the guests are to be cross-connected.

As the recording was approaching, there was really not that much time to guarantee a perfect story line, so Yang Yiwei's character design copied Li Weixi on a large scale.

This is how Wubao became the common son of two people.

The courtyard door was pushed open with a creak, and everyone turned their heads, only to see Zhou Chen walking in hunched over wearing old age makeup.

"Big Zhuang." Lu Shilei called out, recalling Zhou Chen's character name.

Zhou Chen's eyes widened instantly, "Little bastard, what do you call me! Okay, Zhao Sanzhuang, it's fine for you to show off your power outside, but you call your father and me by my name when you go home! Do you still have me as a father in your eyes?" ! I must teach you a lesson today!"

As he said that, Zhou Chen angrily walked around the yard looking for weapons, picked up the hoe, looked at it, thought it was inappropriate, and put it down, picked up the pole, turned it upside down and put it down again, and finally took off his shoes, pointing to the ground with them. Shi Lei, "See if I won't beat you to death today! Zhao Sanzhuang, let me tell you! No matter how awesome you are hanging out, I'm still your old man!"

As he said that, Zhou Chen grabbed his shoes and was about to come angrily and beat him up.

Lu Shilei was dumbfounded. Seeing that Zhou Chen was about to beat him up, he hurriedly shrank behind Yang Yiwei.

Yang Yiwei had no choice but to stop him in the middle, "Uncle, Uncle, Brother San Zhuang is too shameful, I am strong, so let me beat him up, take a break, take a break..."

Lu Shilei shouted in disbelief behind Yang Yiwei, "Zhao Sanbao, you are still my brother."

Yang Yiwei replied coolly: "No, my brother is eating chocolate with your son in the house."

Zhou Chen held Yang Yiwei's hand at this moment, and said tremblingly: "Three, three treasures? You are three treasures, you, you are back?"

As expected of an actor, with a well-done talent, playing the role of an old man is nothing against him.

I saw Zhou Chen bent his back and looked up at Yang Yiwei slightly, his eyes were full of tears, full of excitement and joy.

Yang Yiwei looked into Zhou Chen's eyes and was instantly brought into the play.

"Uncle, it's me. I'm back, and my brother is also back."

Yang Yiwei turned his head and shouted into the room: "Brother, come out quickly, uncle is here!"

"Hey." Li Weixi responded in the room, and then hurried out from the back room.

Li Weixi stepped over the high threshold and called out to Zhou Chen, "Uncle."

Zhou Chen looked at Li Weixi and said excitedly, "Erbao, is it really Erbao? You're back too?"

Zhou Chen let go of Yang Yiwei, stooped and walked towards Li Weixi.

Li Weixi hurried to Zhou Chen's side.

As soon as Zhou Chen grabbed Li Weixi's wrist, he wanted to raise his hand to touch Li Weixi's face to confirm if it was true, but he still held the loafers he had just taken off in his hand.

"Uh... Uncle, what is this?" Li Weixi asked, looking at the loafers close to his face.

Zhou Chen also saw the shoes he held up to Li Weixi's face.

The atmosphere suddenly felt a little awkward.

Even so, Zhou Chen didn't make a play.

He smiled embarrassingly, bent over to put on his shoes, and muttered, "It's all because of that little bastard San Zhuang."

Then Zhou Chen rubbed his hands and patted Li Weixi's arms twice, "It's good to be back, it's good to be back."

Zhou Chen looked back at Mr. Lu and sighed, "You've come to the end of all your hardships."

Mr. Lu smiled, "Let's have a good drink tonight."

Zhou Chen thumped his slightly hunched waist, and said repeatedly: "Okay, okay."

The film king and the old drama bone are playing against each other, and every move is really a drama.

Mr. Lu raised his voice and shouted: "Four Treasures."

"Hey." The little beauty in the cheongsam responded and ran out of the house.

Mr. Lu said: "You go to your uncle's house, tell your uncle's mother and your second brother, let them come to our house for dinner."

"En." The little beauty in the cheongsam responded, and then walked out of the courtyard.

After a while, the little beauty came back with Brother Er Zhuang.

When the card was drawn just now, everyone knew that the second strong man was Li Dingyi.

What is very inconsistent with the name Er Zhuang is that Li Dingyi is wearing an exquisite embroidered robe, his hair is combed meticulously, and his small appearance is so gentle and handsome.

Zhou Chen looked behind Li Dingyi and asked, "Where's your mother?"

He was quite curious about what kind of daughter-in-law the show crew would arrange for him.

Li Ding replied, "Mother said he would come over after feeding the pigs."

Then after a while, the auntie came over with a little piglet in her arms.

Everyone in the old courtyard was taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

I saw Zhang Tong wearing a red flower jacket and blue trousers, a wig jiujiu coiled behind his head, and a big red flower pinned.

They said how the painting style of the name Zhang Tong drew was different from other people's. It turned out that Tie Zhu was a strong daughter-in-law and the only lesbian.

Zhang Tong ignored the laughing crowd and walked towards Li Weixi and Yang Yiwei with a pig in his arms like a mannequin.

"I heard from Sibao that you two are back, come, this is a congratulatory gift from my uncle."

As he said that, he stuffed the little piglet into Yang Yiwei's arms, and then crossed Yang Yiwei to find Zhou Chen, his man.

The pink and tender little piglet groaned a few times, hugged Yang Yiwei's arms twice, and fell silent.

Yang Yiwei lightly touched the little pig's head twice with his fingers, and said to Li Weixi, "You were like this when you just woke up."

"Get out!" Li Weixi smiled and gave Yang Yiwei an elbow.

Wubao came running over, opened his little hands and raised his face to jump beside Yang Yiwei and Li Weixi's feet, "Daddy, Daddy, show me the little pig, show me the little pig."

Yang Yiwei squatted down with a smile, and Wu Bao tentatively touched the little pig carefully.

Li Weixi turned to look for Zhang Tong, who was chasing Zhou Chen all over the yard, insisting on holding Zhou Chen's arm.

"Uncle." Li Weixi called out.

"What are you doing?" Zhang Tong asked out of breath after running N laps around the yard without catching up with Zhou Chen.

Li Weixi said: "Come here and tell us how to raise this pig?"

"Wait a minute." Zhang Tong supported his knees and took a few breaths, straightened up and began to undress.

Zhou Chen stood not far away and stared wide-eyed, "Zhao Tiezhu! What are you doing, you prodigal bitch!"

Zhang Tong hooked his hand, "Come on, pretentious~"

Zhou Chen covered his eyes: "Hey (two beeps)!"

Li Weixi couldn't help but smile.

Zhang Tong took out a folded piece of paper from the inner pocket of his red flower jacket and stuffed it into Li Weixi's hand, "Here, the pig raising guide."

Li Weixi rubbed her stomach that hurt from laughing, took the guide, and together with Yang Yiwei, Wu Bao and Little Piglet, the family of three studied the guide for raising pigs.

Role-playing leisure variety shows, in addition to requiring role-playing, the others are really casual.

The director guided what should be guided, gave the props that should be given, and left the rest to the guests to play freely.

Li Weixi looked at the guide and said: "The basic needs of human beings are basic necessities of food, clothing, housing and transportation. When pigs are here, there is only food and housing left. Eat a piece of uh... my aunt said that I just fed it, so don't worry, let's solve the problem of housing it first." .”

Wu Bao raised his hand: "You can let it live on my bed."

Yang Yiwei and Li Weixi laughed straight after being teased, Yang Yiwei squeezed Wubao's little face, "That's not acceptable, Zhuzhu has to live outside, come, let's find a place for Zhuzhu in the yard."

The two of them carried the five treasures one by one, and the piglets by the other, and they began to patrol the yard.

In the end, the two fell in love with the firewood shed, which has a roof on the head, fences on three sides, and ready-made wood, which can easily separate a habitat for piglets.

Li Weixi looked at the pig raising guide, "Finally, let's throw hay on the ground, just wait a moment."

After speaking, Li Weixi went to look for Mr. Lu, "Father, do we have any hay at home?"

"What are you going to do?"

"Laying a pigsty."

"Oh, our family doesn't have one. Go to the west end of the village. There are piles of wheat straw piled up on the field. Take whatever you want."

Li Weixi got the important information, so he entrusted the piglets to Mr. Lu, while he found an empty basket to carry on his back.

Yang Yiwei lifted the Five Treasures and put him on his neck.

The family of three set off to the west of the village to pick up wheat stalks.

On the small road paved with bluestones in the ancient village of Suzhou, two male gods of the abstinence style who are dressed in straight military uniforms, with guns on their waists and military boots on their feet, are not easy to get close to at first sight. Holding bamboo baskets, walking side by side in the afterglow of the setting sun, talking and laughing.