best ex boyfriend

June [-]st, Saturday, at ten o'clock in the morning, Blue Reef Guild Hall, the site of the once-a-month large-scale matchmaking meeting in New Star City.

A huge electronic banner floats in the air at the entrance: let the system find your ideal partner for you!The following line of small characters is annotated: children are not deceived, reliable matching rate.

"Reliable? Pooh."

Liao Xing was very dissatisfied.He has been here so many times, so many that he can't count them, but which time he embraced a beautiful woman, and which time did he not break up unhappy?

To be honest, Liao Xing feels that although he is not the kind of beauty that "takes one's breath away", when he was in school, the girls and boys around him would occasionally mention him in small words, saying that he looks cheerful and good-looking, but he is a bit distant feel.He devoted himself to science at that time—even after he entered the research institute—he played, partyed everywhere, talked sweet words to people, and was courted by many people.

But he has always wanted something in his heart, and all his pursuits were eventually ignored by him.

He knew it was too much to do, so God—he had to use this reason, otherwise there was no way to explain it with a formula—sent his natural enemy to him.

Rabbits have foxes, mice have snakes, so if Liao Xing is compared to the hardest shield, Rossi is his sharpest scorpion.

Yes, that hideous Rosie with the thick hair, pretending to be the embodiment of science, invading his world.

Strange, why do you think of Rossi at this time?

When it's time to start a new life, I think of the only old person in my life.

Frustrated.

It happened that a waiter put a plate of strawberries on the high table in front of him.Seeing this, Liao Xing picked up the strawberry and stuffed it into his mouth indiscriminately, red juice overflowed from the corner of his mouth, like chewing someone's flesh and blood and swallowing someone's blood.

As a result, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he hit harder, grabbing an object that didn't feel like a strawberry.

A strange gasping sound was also heard.

"Electrodes in your brain connected by wires?"

The familiar voice, the familiar tone, and even the outline of the owner of the voice from top to bottom, inside and outside, Liao Xing sketched out in his mind.Perhaps the ultimate manifestation of the so-called Murphy's Law was staged on him without any mistakes.

He tried his best to calm his emotions, turned 90 degrees gracefully, and faced the people beside him.

"You're just short-circuiting your brain!" After thinking for a while, Liao Xing finally understood what the other person meant, "Your neural network has no hidden layers! Your brain function is linear! Linear!"

Liao Xing couldn't rely on himself.Facing this person, he has not had the supreme rationality to explore the ultimate science for a long time.

This person is Rossi.Father of Manraja.Researcher of the Emotion and Behavior Research Department of the Second Research Institute of Bi Fang Research Institute.demon king.

Liao Xing's ex-boyfriend.

The only ex-boyfriend.

A string of numbers flashed on his chest, 303272303.

Liao Xing's eyes darkened.He had already drafted a draft in his mind, intending to complain to the organizer of the blind date meeting—how unreliable a system did those people design, would they ration the ex-boyfriend who had dumped him so badly back then?

"Reliable matching rate." Rossi also glanced at the number on Liao Xing's chest, curled his lips, and frowned into a sinusoidal curve.

"Reliable means that after 24 hours of activity, the couple is still together 90% of the time, and the ideal partner means that after a year, both partners are more than 70% satisfied with each other. God, didn't you read the instructions ? Sub-appendix [-] of the first item of the parent appendix, terminology explanation. How dare you call yourself a scientist?" Liao Xing replied.

wrong.

After speaking, Liao Xing felt strange.

He never had the impression of reading the instruction manual, so why would he know what the sub-appendix [-] of the first item of the parent appendix is?

"I don't care how it is explained, it is unreliable to ration you to me."

Unreliable.The word actually popped out of Rossi's mouth.Putting it before, he would definitely say, "The establishment of assigning you to me may be 0%! This is an illogical and wrong approach!"... And this person has now learned to use ordinary adjectives. Without special explanations, there is no method as an absolute measure.

Liao Xing suddenly felt sad.If they'd been apart for a little longer, wouldn't Rosie have stopped pretending to wear plain glasses?A little longer, will the thick flaxen hair also become thinner?Will there be another person next to him holding his hand, maybe there will be a smaller person not long after that?

no.This is the ex-boyfriend!forward!Or suddenly dumped his ex-boyfriend without warning.

No matter how much you miss and nostalgia, it would be too unpromising.

The world is so big, and he, Liao Xing, is a generation of beauties, how could he not find a suitable partner?

"Welcome everyone to the scene of the matchmaking meeting at the Blue Reef Guild Hall!" A sentence came out suddenly, interrupting Liao Xing's wild thoughts in a timely manner.

The master of ceremonies of the blind date party did not know when to come on stage.He took a weird Lunba dance step, bowed, raised his head, and confetti fell from the sky.Liao Xing subconsciously raised his hand to clap, but felt that his movement was hindered.

He wanted to clap his hands, but a force ran against him.

"You..." They grinned in unison, and gave each other extremely unfriendly looks.

Only then did Liao Xing notice that the engineer's ring on his little finger was magnetized and glowed bright red, and a red line was drawn between Rossi's similarly mutated ring.

In the spirit of experimentation, Liao Xing tried to get close to Rossi.When the distance is less than a certain value, their hands will move together.But above a certain value, the unusually strong magnetic force will restrict their activities.

stupid trick.

Forced matching has no good results.Even if they have been together for a long time and the synchronization rate of two people is full, they will not be able to escape the curse of separation in the end.Liao Xing suffered once - although it was only once, but once was enough.

Liao Xing lowered his face and was about to turn around to leave when the endless orange flowers on the ground instantly became flattened and pressed to the ground like a pattern.With the two of them as the center, a star-like area appeared around them.Each tip of the star turned up at the corner, bent inward, and finally closed into the shape of half a pumpkin, surrounding them.

And on top of their heads, the pumpkin lid slowly lowered, as if there was a restless heart in the pumpkin, wearing beautiful clothes, eagerly rushing to the new student who had a sweetheart.

One pair, one pair, all with extraordinary excitement, as if this can be exchanged for eternal love.Liao Xing felt really bored.This kind of trick can only deceive teenagers and girls who put love first.

He rolled his eyes and didn't intend to continue to cooperate.Even if the wall is full of sakura blowing snow and classic love songs, it will not work.

He knocked wildly, trying to find an exit.

But after knocking, he felt an unusual touch again.

It is the touch of strong and elastic muscles.

"Rosie, let me go, do you think this thing is very interesting?" Liao Xing asked Rossi resentfully.

Rossi didn't answer, but still put one hand in his pocket and the other against the wall, staring straight at Liao Xing.Behind him is the door, which is the door to leave the Dream Pumpkin Cart.

Liao Xing really didn't understand what Rossi meant.Why did it look exactly the same as when they confessed to each other back then.

When they entered the Bifang Research Institute, they were all excellent graduates in the department, and they had also studied in their respective fields for many years. Everyone believed that their achievements were unparalleled in the world and the light of the future universe.

As a result, in a relatively unpopular field, if you encounter a researcher who is completely wrong, naturally you cannot easily admit defeat.

If you can't protect your own research results, what is your dignity as a scholar?

Therefore, Rossi and Liao Xing, the only two assigned to the Department of Emotional and Behavioral Research, reached a tacit consensus - the number of papers should be compared, and the number of patents should be compared.

As a result, in the end, even the number of lines of the program is more than that.

fool.

Suddenly one day Liao Xing came back to his senses, not understanding why he was still doing such meaningless things.Even if Rossi denies him, or even surpasses him, it will not change his research; his satire on Rossi will not make Rossi half a step away from pursuing his own truth.

Liao Xing came to his senses and felt that this competition was as stupid as someone mistakenly thought that Persia's traditional industry was a cat.

He unilaterally stopped the game and, for the first time, did not record his data on the chart recording the confrontation between the two.

The two entangled red and blue curves suddenly turned into a lonely solo dance.

The next day, it was the same.The red curve drooped its head sullenly.

Day three too.The red curve drops to the bottom.

On the fourth day, at five o'clock in the afternoon, Liao Xing got off work on time, opened the door of the research room, and saw a wall of Rossi standing in front of him.

Rossi stared at the palm of his hand, did not speak, and did not let Liao Xing go out.He was so blocked that Liao Xing was in a hurry to urinate, and he couldn't help but yelled at him twice before he stammered -

"You, you are... the only, the only... branch, branch on my search tree... My heart doesn't, won't... go to any other node..."

Liao Xing rushed to hug him and blocked his mouth with his mouth, interrupting Rossi's words.

No matter how bad he was, and no matter how dedicated he was to science, Liao Xing could understand how that Rosie, who didn't like academics and was not good at talking, used to confess to him.

Back then, Rossi stammered and confessed to Liao Xing.And now Rossi is almost a 180-degree turn-in fact, it is not counted, Liao Xing just saw Rossi dissatisfied with the waiter who touched his suit when he passed by, stammering and arguing with others-you can deal with him skillfully Ask fluently: "Where did you go?"

"Me?" Liao Xing had been furious for an unknown amount of time, "You dumped me back then, but you had the nerve to stand in front of me and accuse me!"

"Are you kidding me?" Rossi's voice was as cold as ice, and his usually sluggish face actually stood up with thorns, as if the final boss in the game that would take 70 hours to clear was vicious, "I still want to ask why you dumped me."

……

"Didi, Didi, Didi..."

Liao Xing suddenly opened his eyes.He has a splitting headache.

He remembered that he went to drink with his colleagues last night, drank until he became unconscious, and his brain cells died. In the end, the butler system reminded him that he had a blind date today, so he had to get up early to prepare, and forcibly took him away from the bar.

It's Saturday, June [-]st, seven o'clock in the morning.

Heck.

Liao Xing poked at the screen for a long time, no matter how he looked at it, the alarm clock was set at 07:30.After all, no matter how early it was, the blind date didn't start until ten o'clock. Woke up at 07:30, more than enough.

So what was the ghost cry I heard just now?