Dressed as the head of the lazy village

Although Wang Dawei tried his best to deny it, all the villagers showed tacit obscene smiles, and even Wang Zhuangshan joined in the fun: "Although our idiots are not smart, we look good. The village chief must treat us idiots well." .”

Now not only the villagers, but even the refugees are curious: "Hey, speaking of which, I have never seen the face of a fool after washing his face. Is it really pretty?"

The villager who failed the blind date: "If I had known earlier, I would have left the idiot."

"The village chief, don't hide it, let us see how beautiful it is?"

Wang Dawei was not happy: "What are you looking at, it's too late to regret it now! Is your house repaired?" He stopped talking to these people who made noises, and simply explained to Wang Zhuangshan, and made an appointment to take the refugees into the village together before dinner After arranging accommodation, he slipped back home.

At the door of the house, Wang Dawei discovered that the kitchen was emitting smoke.Could it be that Brother Cheng is here?This is not the time to cook, is it?

Wang Dawei stretched his head towards the kitchen in doubt, and saw Gu Shi busy in the kitchen, and the little fool obediently followed behind her.

Ever since Brother Cheng came to help at home, Gu Shi has never cooked a meal, and he doesn't even want to take a step in the kitchen.The current situation made Wang Dawei suspect that the sun was coming out from the west.

Then Gushi took out two sweet potatoes from the stove, blew off the ash on them, and carefully peeled off the skin of the sweet potatoes, before calling out to the little fool: "Come on, baby, eat roasted sweet potatoes! Stew them in the stove for a while." It's morning, before your Big Brother Viagra wanted to eat and Auntie didn't even bother to stew it for him!"

The little fool took a bite of the sweet potato, and smiled innocently at Gu Shi like a little rabbit.

Wang Dawei: ...

Little liar!You are not so innocent and harmless, you deceived my mother's sympathy and roasted sweet potatoes! ! !

And mother!Did you agree to treat him as a person? ?You don't look like a sweet potato licking dog at all! ! !

"Mom, what are you doing..." Wang Dawei's eyes were empty.

"You're back." Gu Shi only gave his son a look, then continued to stare at the little fool as he ate, and from time to time helped him wipe the corners of his mouth, and picked up the sweet potato dregs that fell on his clothes.After the little fool ate half of it, Gu took over the sweet potato, peeled off the remaining skin, and handed it back to him. "The silly boy didn't have enough to eat in the morning. Poor boy, look at this little face and thin arms... I just thought about getting him something to eat."

Gu Shi looked at the remaining roasted sweet potato, then at his own son, broke off a small half and handed it over: "Do you want to eat it?"

Wang Dawei looked at the half-roasted sweet potato in distress, and said stubbornly, "Don't eat it!"

Gu Shi immediately withdrew her hand, she had meant it before, and she was afraid that the little fool would not have enough to eat.

Wang Dawei looked at the little fool who was obviously not stupid but wanted to eat half of his face, and coaxed Gu's maternal love to wipe his mouth and feed him water.

fraud!Little liar!You lied to the refugees, and you came to cheat his mother!

After the little fool finished eating the roasted sweet potatoes, Gu Shi gave him an encouraging smile: "Awesome, so good!" She glanced at Wang Dawei: "You were not so good when you were young."

Wang Dawei: ...

"Mother, I will go to the county with Wu Gaoshu to apply for a land deed this afternoon, and I want to take the little fool there." Seeing the little fool's body tense up instantly, Wang Dawei's mood improved a bit.

Xiao Mian, you dare to play a fool with your acting skills, so you can deceive ignorant women and children!

"I want to take him to see a doctor. He doesn't look like a born fool, maybe he can be saved?"

After hearing this, Gu Shi also felt that it made sense.Based on her limited knowledge, the congenital fools from all over the world have some peculiar faces, such as the wide distance between the eyes, crooked mouth and drooling.

And this silly brother of mine is so beautiful, no matter how you look at it, he is different from them.There is no madness in the behavior, just acting like a child.

"Well, buy some eggs when you come back, hide them outside the village, and we'll get them back in the middle of the night." Gu Shi is now a little clever under the influence of his son, unlike before, letting the villagers get whatever they want.She looked at the little fool lovingly, and showed her aunt's smile: "It doesn't matter if you eat or not, you have to feed Zai Zai well."

Wang Dawei: "...All right."

Now the family still has a few liang of money left over from buying the coffin, so it's not that they can't afford eggs.It's just that Gu Shi's words made him really depressed, so he dragged the little fool into the room: "What kind of ecstasy soup did you pour my mother into?"

"Let go! Thief, stay away from me!" The little fool beat him angrily, and said angrily, "I'm not going to the county seat, you villain, do you want to hand me over to the county magistrate for a reward?! I Shouldn't have told you..."

Wang Dawei was beaten by him to the heart of sadism | desire | spontaneously, finally suppressed the flourishing drama addiction, and pressed down the troublesome little paw two or three times: "Who said I will hand you over to you?" The county magistrate is here to take you around so that you can have an excuse when you come back. Isn’t this going to the county town to rub against Wu Gaoshu’s donkey cart? Or do you want to keep pretending to be a fool?”

"What's wrong with being stupid, I think it's good to be stupid." The little guy stuck his neck.

Wang Dawei laughed angrily: "I don't think I should call you a little fool, but a little liar—are you trying to play a fool and trick my mother into peeling sweet potatoes for you? Play a fool so that you don't work?"

The little liar whose mind was pierced: "..."

"If you don't cooperate with my 'treatment', I'll tell Wang Zhuangshan that you're just pretending. Do you think he'll think that you're the guy wanted by the county magistrate?" Wang Dawei raised his eyebrows, and gradually became charming.

"...but I'm so good-looking, I'll be found if I enter the county town." The little liar felt wronged.

Wang Dawei didn't take it seriously: "I'll just help you dress up." When he first debuted, he couldn't afford a makeup artist, so he did all the makeup and hair by himself, and he had two brushes in his hand.

He dug out a piece of black charcoal from the stove to use as eyebrow pencil and eyeliner, and drew a Korean-style flat eyebrow in two or three strokes, and his face and temperament changed immediately.Then put on a few moles, and the little fool took a photo of the water tank, and saw that his prosperous beauty was doubled.

hum.

"If you comb your hair up again, no one will recognize it." Wang Dawei said.The young men here have different hairstyles before and after marriage, which can be described by modern hairstyles. Before marriage, they have a half ball head or a high ponytail, and after marriage, they have a ball head.

The titles are also different: before marriage, they are called so-and-so brother, and after marriage, they are called so-and-so husband and lord.It is equivalent to the difference between a woman being called a girl and a little daughter-in-law or a little woman.

The county magistrate wanted to arrest a young man, but he brought a young husband with him, and his appearance changed again, so he would definitely not be caught.

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Gu Shi, a single mother with a monthly salary of 2000 yuan, 300 yuan for herself, 700 yuan for her son, and 1000 yuan for high-end rabbit food.

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I am so handsome in the third watch!