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Many people think that it is not a good thing for monsters to infiltrate among ordinary people, one pair today and another pair tomorrow, but ordinary people can't cure them, or even find them.At this time, some nosy people will stand up and say that they can tell you the truth. They want to know which is the mistress and which is the least thing. They want to know where the husband's stolen money is kept. No problem. As long as the person finds and pays, the money finds half of the family. Friendly negotiation, reciprocity, good service once, dare to come next time, there is nothing to be afraid of.

Of course, if you are not careful, you will play off. At this time, give the Xinjian Bureau a call, and it will be dealt with quickly and professionally. The soul-flying and super-duty packages are all done in minutes.But for the New Bureau, it is easy to ask gods and difficult to send gods away. People may say that overtime work, loss of supplies, damage to public property and disturbance of public order, don't leave half of the family, and the fine will be tripled.

In this way, it is inevitable that there will be no speculation with the Xinjian Bureau. Some people would rather play it off and still make such a question-and-answer transaction in private.The person who asks the question must be a human being, but the person who answers the question is no longer a human being. Asking ghosts about cooking food was originally called burning asking ghosts. Since the restart of Reiki, the fig leaf has been completely uncovered, and crooked ways have emerged one after another. Most of the projects that were too dangerous have disappeared, and there are a few gadgets left after the big waves washed the sand, and this is one of them.

Street communities post red-headed documents every day, prohibiting residents from participating in burning and asking ghosts, so burning and asking ghosts disappeared, and there appeared cooking and asking ghosts, and asking ghosts 20. The prices of the original variety have been unified and become serious. Although the effect of "burning meal" is not very good, it is also passable.

At this time Xue Aiguo heard it, and said impatiently: "Your child likes to play with these messy things. I thought it was some kind of verification method, wasting my time!"

"Director Xue, this is a waste of time, I think it is the most time-saving way."

What Zhao Qiqiu said was the truth. After meeting Xue Aiguo in his previous life, Zhao Qiqiu almost drowned him without calling Spitstar. In addition, he had to fight against a certain school bully. Every day was very difficult.Later, by chance, Zhao Qiqiu saw Xue Aiguo wearing a famous brand watch, which looked very similar to the one he "stolen". After that, Zhao Qiqiu finally began to ask Lin Zhao for money.

At that time, Lin Zhao was not as easy-talking as he is now. Zhao Qiqiu forgot everything else, and he couldn't forget that Lin Zhao squinted his eyes and smoked.

Zhao Qiqiu took the money, bought recording equipment, bought the teachers of No. [-] Middle School, and after a lot of tossing, Xue Aiguo got the truth after drinking, and the whole school broadcasted it to wash away the matter of stealing things. Of course, he was very upset, so he set it up again Gunny cleaned up Xue Aiguo severely, and threatened to come and clean him up again if he heard someone scolding him in the future.

As a result, Xue Aiguo was expelled from the [-]th High School not long after, and he also packed up and ran away. Since then, there has been no ghost.

In this life, Zhao Qiqiu decided to use some simple and rude methods, no matter how lazy he was to spend money to buy this one and that one, he had to set up a trick to invite Xue Aiguo to drink and eat, which would be extremely troublesome.

Upon hearing Zhao Qiqiu's words, Xue Aiguo said angrily: "It is now expressly forbidden to trade with lonely souls and wild ghosts!"

Zhao Qiqiu let out a long sigh: "Who still uses Lonely Soul and Wild Ghost now?"

Xue Aiguo was taken aback, doubting his ears a bit: "What do you mean?"

Zhao Qiqiu smiled and didn't speak, finally Xue Aiguo couldn't bear the gazes from all around, and agreed in annoyance, the two agreed on a time, and Xue Aiguo left in a hurry.

Xue Aiguo is not feeling well these days. There are many people in the school who are dissatisfied with him, and now there are some rumors that are not good for him, saying that he expels students casually based on his own selfish desires, not once or twice. He took money from his parents to do the work, and when the eyes of his colleagues and the principal fell on him, Xue Aiguo felt as if he had been stabbed by a needle. Now, he seems to have to prove his innocence.

Anyway, he has already made up his mind, no matter what method Zhao Qiqiu says, he will agree to it, and he will just grit his teeth and not let go when the time comes!

It's just that Zhao Qiqiu didn't play cards according to common sense at all, and actually wanted to use such absurd method, which caused Xue Aiguo to think hard all the way back.

What kind of burning food asks ghosts? The Xinjian Bureau has banned it long ago, and Zhao Qiqiu dares to spread it among students?There is no way, although he is already an expelled student, let him teach him a good lesson this time, and let him know what it means to lose his wife and lose his army.As long as he called the Xinjian Bureau in advance, when the ceremony started and the Xinjian Bureau came to arrest him, he didn't have to explain Zhao Qiqiu's theft at all, and the latter had to be educated by the Xinjian Bureau.

Thinking of this, Xue Aiguo had an idea, and remembered that the headmaster seemed to have bought an evil talisman at a high price from a friend of the Xinjian Bureau some time ago. Just in case, he borrowed it and put it on his body, and waited for the matter to be settled. , he will just go back.

The abacus was clear. Three days later, at the appointed noon, Xue Aiguo went to find Zhao Qiqiu. He encountered no obstacles along the way. Even the security team just gave him a strange look and let him pass. Not even a question.

When Xue Aiguo arrived at the living room that Zhao Qiqiu was talking about, what he didn't expect was that there were still a lot of students in the back, and when they saw him coming, they didn't know who yelled, and everyone made way for him , told him to go inside.

Xue Aiguo looked around and saw many familiar faces. They were all students from their fifteenth middle school, and they didn't know how they got in.

This situation is even more serious when it comes to the entrance of the living room. Xue Aiguo squeezed in with great difficulty. , booths, bar, all the seats, as well as the corridor aisle, are all occupied by students, only the table in front of you has a huge space, like a vacuum, no one dares to step in half a step.

Xue Aiguo wiped his sweat irritably, sat down on one of the chairs, stroked his hairline by the way, and looked up, there was a student wearing a green school uniform sitting opposite him, it wasn't Zhao Qiqiu.

The third chair next to the two was not empty either, and there was a wooden doll on it.

"What is this?" Xue Aiguo asked in disgust, thinking it was some kind of child's trick.

Zhao Qiqiu looked not far away, and the little fat man Zhu Yuan was sitting there, holding the back of the chair with both hands, looking at this side anxiously.

"This is a domestic kid," Zhao Qiqiu said, "Shall we start?"

Xue Aiguo paused, looked at Zhao Qiqiu in disbelief, and then slowly, he looked at the chair next to him again, and a chill rose on his back at the same time, especially when he saw the extremely delicate puppet His face, those dark eyes, stared at the front without blinking, and there was an inexplicable feeling in his heart, as if this puppet would turn its head at any time.

Domesticated ghosts do not become warmer by adding the word domesticated. If you have a little understanding of this method, or just have seen how the host family raises little ghosts, the scene is still so weird and weird.

For example, when Zhu Yuan carried the doll secretly before, his face turned green with regret, and he told Zhao Qiqiu to be careful with his "brother", otherwise the old father would break his leg at least, and at worst, If something goes wrong with the kid, then he doesn't have to go home.

Household ghosts are generally seeking wealth and fame. Sometimes it is more effective than praying to gods and Buddhas, but as long as you invite the little ghosts to live at home, you will pay far more than offering incense on the mountain on the [-]th day of the Lunar New Year. One drop of blood every day It is normal. Some people who are determined and pious raise little ghosts as their own children. They must add an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks to the table for every meal, and they will coax a few words with soft words. All the moods are like There is really a child at the table to eat.

"Now I have to talk about you. I promised to come. I just want to talk to you about the current problem in private. There is a limit to playing around, so I won't be responsible to anyone..."

"Director Xue," Zhao Qiqiu hurriedly told him to stop: "Don't delay, the times have changed now, do you think this is a joke?"

Xue Aiguo had originally prepared a lot of drafts, and really planned to delay it tactically until the people from the Xinjian Bureau arrived. He didn't expect that there were so many students here, and many eyes were staring at this place. Xue Aiguo's throat tightened involuntarily. If he kept refusing to agree, even if the people from the Xinjian Bureau came in a while, these students' thoughts would still not change in any way.

Pausing for a moment, Xue Aiguo said stiffly: "Let's get started!"

Zhao Qiqiu took out things from under the table and set them up on a table full of food and drink, meat and vegetables, high-grade steak, and halogenated protein porridge. In the middle of it was an extinguished alcohol lamp with a large The bowl contains half a bowl of sesame oil and a grain of raw glutinous rice that sinks to the bottom.

Zhao Qiqiu took out a lighter from his pocket, and clicked on the alcohol lamp.

In an instant, everyone could feel that the surrounding atmosphere changed, and the air became indescribably humid. Even though the windows in the living room were closed, a gust of cool wind came from nowhere, blowing past everyone. soles of the feet.

The light suddenly dimmed countless times, and with a whoosh, accompanied by an uncontrollable exclamation, the alcohol lamp in front of Zhao Qiqiu's eyes burned violently, the oil in the bowl began to bubble slowly, and the glutinous rice at the bottom of the bowl trembled visible to the naked eye. stand up.

The temperature was getting lower and lower, and the delicacies on the table were already cold, but now they started to steam again.

Zhao Qiqiu and Xue Aiguo felt as if their arms had fallen into an ice cave at the same time. Xue Aiguo couldn't help rubbing his arms, and then unconsciously stroked the front pocket, as if there was something important there.

Xue Aiguo opened his mouth, recovered from his panic, and was about to speak when Zhao Qiqiu interrupted him unceremoniously.

"I'm asking first," Zhao Qiqiu said, "Xue Aiguo, did you really lose your watch a few months ago?"

The living room was dead silent, and everyone looked nervously at Zhao Qiqiu's table.

After a while, suddenly, all the people in the living room heard a faint voice very close to their ears:

"……No."