Rebirth: Farming Skillfully with a Mrs.
Chapter 123 The Serious Sacrificial Stove Was Destroyed by the Jade Tiger
Nian Xiaomi rubbed her hands, breathing heavily.
"It's cold, the snow hasn't melted all night, look at the ice under the eaves, isn't it cold?"
Yan Mo hugged him tightly in his arms.
"It won't be cold if you cover it."
After finishing speaking, he walked to the door of the main room and looked at the snow-covered courtyard.
There are only some chicken paws, dog paws, and footprints left by birds on it, other than that, it looks like a flat mirror.
"It's colder than yesterday, it seems that I can't go to the grassland to play today."
The path was covered with snow, and it was very strenuous to ride a horse.
Grandma Qi cooked breakfast early and walked back to the main room along the veranda.
When I looked up, I saw that they both got up, but they were looking at the snow scene, "Why are you in a daze, hurry up and wash up, the meal will be ready, and I will call Xiaoyong and the others later."
Grandma Qi slipped away in the courtyard for a while, her body was covered with snowflakes.
"Don't move, I'll pat the snow off." Nian Xiaomi took a dry rag and patted the snow off for her.
After Yan Mo finished washing up, he took the shovel to shovel the snow in the courtyard.
Sister Lanhua and Xiaoyong also got up to shovel snow with him.
After Nian Xiaomi tidied herself up, she also took a big broom to sweep the snow.
Where Yan Mo and the others had shoveled, he would sweep away the snow.
The dogs were so excited when they saw snow for the first time, they jumped and rolled in the snow, extremely happy.
Nian Xiaomi had only been sweeping for a while before her fingers ached from the cold. Holding her broom, she stood in the snow and breathed out the heat.
correct!
Why not activate the Heart of Nature!
Nian Xiaomi slapped his head and secretly activated the golden finger.
I saw heat slowly rising from the top of my head, and my whole body was no longer so cold.
Yan Mo worked hard, his body became warm, and he looked at Nian Xiaomi with affection.
"Daughter-in-law, if you are afraid of the cold, stop doing it and go to the kang to stay."
Nian Xiaomi said playfully: "Don't underestimate people, I'm not cold at all, I'm going to make a snowman later, just pile it up at the gate!"
Yan Mo's handsome face smiled.
Shui Yunyan and Gu Yunfeng got up early in the morning, filled the kitchen water tank, and fed the chickens and ducks.
Hearing that a snowman was going to be built, the children ran out after washing their faces.
As long as they can play in the snow, no matter how cold it is for them!
The six babies worked together to fill the wooden basin with snow, then patted it firmly, and then buckled it out.
The two basins of snow overlap, and the snowman's body is completed.
Niuniu and Lingyun stood in front of the snowman and danced happily, wearing their favorite gloves, "Oh... make a snowman!"
Yuhu and the others started snowballing again.
Roll to the size of a ball, clap the snowball tightly with a few hands together, and then lift it up and put it on the snowman. The snowman's head is considered complete.
Rhubarb ran wildly, even put their hind legs up and wanted to pee on the snowman.
The children were so angry that they threw snowballs at them until they were driven out of the yard and went outside to have fun in the ice and snow world.
Yuhu asked Xiaoli and Niuniu to guard the snowman to prevent the dogs from coming back to make trouble.
Xiaoli stretched out his arms to protect the snowman, and Niuniu and Lingyun also stretched out their arms to protect the snowman.
With the prototype of the snowman, the next step is to perfect the polish.
Dali and Erli took two pots of snow and began to repair the snowman, while Yuhu went to the kitchen to look for the snowman's facial features.
"Brother, do you want to make arms for the snowman?" Er Li asked.
"Well...then do it!" Dali nodded.
So the two began to make arms for the snowman.
But if it was a little longer, the arm would be broken. The two children had no choice but to rub two balls instead.
Yuhu found and cut carrots, and secretly unloaded two abacus beads from Yan Shubai, using them as eyes and noses for the snowman.
The snowman was finished, although it was a bit rough, the children still had a sense of accomplishment, jumping around the snowman, and then began to snowball and snowball fights.
Nian Xiaomi lit a pot of fire, moved the dining table in the main room, and put the brazier in the middle.
The adults warmed up around the brazier and discussed the purchase of new year's goods.
Aunt Liu bit off the cotton thread in her hand, and Niu Niu's new clothes and embroidered peonies were finished.
Xue Yourong took it, stroked the blossoming peonies, and praised, "The embroidery is so delicate!"
Aunt Liu pursed her lips and smiled, "When your baby is born, I'll embroider for him too."
Nian Xiaomi found out the new clothes of the other children, "Ah! Lingyun's clothes are embroidered with plum blossoms, Yuhu's clothes are embroidered with orchid grass, Dali's clothes are embroidered with bamboo, Erli's clothes are embroidered with lotus leaves, and Xiaoli's clothes are embroidered with lotus leaves. It's a chrysanthemum...it's okay to be unconvinced! Aunt Liu embroiders so well!"
Aunt Liu smiled and said, "It's also thanks to Yunyan's help, don't look at him as a boy, he is very skillful."
Because it is the end of the year, the grocery store in the village is also closed.
There is no fruit to sell in winter, and there is no way to make stinky tofu, so the store simply closed.
Shui Yunyan said embarrassedly: "It's just a matter of raising one's hand!"
Nian Xiaomi smiled and nodded, looking at the family who were not related by blood, but were closer than relatives, and felt very warm in her heart.
The men from Yan Mo were also sitting in the main room, playing chess.
The laughter of children playing in the snow came from outside.
Nian Xiaomi said to Yan Mo: "Master, go out and see what the mischievous ghosts are doing? Don't cause trouble again."
Yan Mo was facing off against Gu Yunfeng, playing vigorously.
Yan Shubai smiled and got up to go out.
After a while, his angry roar came:
"Who is it? Who picked out my abacus beads?"
Yuhu looked at the fingers stretched out by his younger brothers and sisters at the same time, giggling and pretending to be stupid.
Seeing that Teacher Yan was really angry, he nimbly picked out the snowman's eyes and handed them to him.
Yan Shubai could only get angry, and he couldn't really fight.
Angrily, he held the beads and entered Xiaoyong's room.
On the upper beam of the last stage of the abacus, the two beads were indeed missing. He shook his head and put the beads back on with a smile.
Yan Mo burst into laughter, and said dotingly: "Oh, my Yuhu is so smart, he even thought of using abacus beads as eyes, I can't even think of it, haha!"
Everyone laughed, and Nian Xiaomi gave him a gouged look, "Just pamper him! He dares to let go of Mr.'s plan, and when he grows up, he won't be able to live in the house? Sooner or later, he will be spoiled!"
Yan Mo quickly changed the subject: "It's getting late, are you still going to prepare the tribute for the stove?"
Nian Xiaomi looked up and looked outside, muttering, "It's still early, what are you in a hurry for?"
Yan Mo urged her every once in a while, and Nian Xiaomi finally got annoyed, so she got up and went to the kitchen with Aunt Liu and the others.
When they arrived in the kitchen, they were busy cleaning and arranging the cupboards.
The charcoal ash in the stove must be cleaned out, and the firewood must be neatly stacked.
After finishing these, it is time to prepare the tribute.
The bacon, sausage, and pig's head meat are cut into plates and packed separately, and white flour steamed buns and candies are also indispensable.
On the south wall of the kitchen is a portrait of the Stove Lord.
After a long period of smoke and fire, it was already covered with soot and oil stains, beyond recognition, and the words "Jiu Tian Dong Chu Si Ming Stove King" can be vaguely seen.
There was a small altar in front of the portrait. Grandma Qi wiped it clean, poured out the ashes from the censer, filled it with new ashes, pressed it tightly and put it back to the original place, and arranged the five plates containing the offerings one by one.
at dusk.
Yan Mo came in with a jug and wine cup, scented wax and incense sticks, and a bundle of yellow paper.
Gu Yunfeng and Sister Xiaoyong Lanhua also walked in together.
Followed by Yuhu and other children.
According to tradition, Granny Qi and other women are not allowed to sacrifice to the stove, so she took Aunt Liu and Xue Yourong out of the kitchen.
Uncle Liu is considered the elder of the family.
Before the altar, he lit wax and incense, inserted the incense burner, and filled the wine.
Pick up the brazier and burn the yellow paper that symbolizes the ingot.
Then he took everyone to kowtow, and said in his mouth: God of the Kitchen, please eat and drink well, and he must say a few words in front of the Emperor of Heaven to bless our family's well-being.
After chanting, he got up and took down the smudged portrait of Stove Lord, took a piece of candy and wiped it on the mouth of the portrait, muttering:
"The kitchen king seals the mouth, and there is no disaster in the four seasons"!
Then shouted: "Respectfully send the Stove Lord to heaven!"
Yan Mo and the others quickly brought the straw horses that had already been tied, and Uncle Liu lit the portrait of the Stove Lord and the horses in the brazier and burned them!
Nian Xiaomi was dumbfounded, it was very novel.
After the Stove King ascended to heaven, the sacrifice to the Stove is coming to an end.
Uncle Liu led everyone to kowtow respectfully to see him off, with a pious expression on his face.
The children learned in style, trying to be as pious as possible.
Who knows!
Yuhu couldn't hold back when kowtowing!
The sandwiched fart made two puffs like firecrackers.
Dali and the others gritted their teeth to refrain from laughing, but Erli couldn't control it, so he sneered.
Niuniu and the others also held back their laughter.
And Yuhu blushed, obviously wanting to continue...
Uncle Liu looked at the children with complicated eyes, then turned around and bowed to the top of the brazier, muttering:
"Don't blame the Stove Lord! The children are ignorant and offended the Stove Lord. I will add another glass of wine for you. Please don't blame the Stove Lord!"
"puff!"
Just after toasting another glass of wine, Yuhu finally couldn't help it, and let out another fart...
Everyone finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
The serious sacrificial stove was ruined by a few farts like this.
After offering sacrifices to the stove, Yuhu rushed out of the kitchen and started crackling outside.
He squeezed a lot of soybeans early this morning and poured a large bowl of water.
Uncle Liu went back to the house very depressed, and Sister Lanhua went to gossip with Nian Xiaomi and the others with a smile, leaving only a few children hugging together with laughter.
The Kitchen God was sent away, and on the tenth day of the new year, the new Kitchen God would be invited home.
Of course, the so-called please means going to the city to buy another portrait and sticking it in the kitchen.
As for the incident of Yuhu farting at the stove, apart from causing Uncle Liu and Granny Qi a little bit of depression, the rest of the family said it as a joke.
After sacrificing the stove, the tribute on it became the dinner for the dolls.
While distributing white flour buns and candies, Nian Xiaomi said, "If you eat the Jizao fruit, your whole body will be as healthy as a cow!"
When it was given to Yuhu, Yan Mo laughed and changed his line to: "After eating the sacrificial stove fruit, stop farting!"
Yuhu took the candy, looked at Nian Xiaomi resentfully, and said aggrievedly: "Second brother, I don't know why I was so fart at that time? I couldn't hold it anymore, so I offended the Stove Lord! I didn't mean it either. "
Nian Xiaomi suppressed a smile, and rewarded him with a steamed bread made of white noodles.
Sister Lanhua laughed and said, "My baby! What's the point of farting a few farts! A living person can be suffocated to death by farts!"
Shui Yunyan also laughed, "That's right, Lord Stove's heart is like a mirror. He knows that Yuhu is the most sensible and well-behaved, so he won't blame you."
Yuhu was pure-hearted, and when he heard what he said, he stopped being depressed and began to eat happily.
A mouthful of bread and a mouthful of fruit.
The Spring Festival is getting closer...
"It's cold, the snow hasn't melted all night, look at the ice under the eaves, isn't it cold?"
Yan Mo hugged him tightly in his arms.
"It won't be cold if you cover it."
After finishing speaking, he walked to the door of the main room and looked at the snow-covered courtyard.
There are only some chicken paws, dog paws, and footprints left by birds on it, other than that, it looks like a flat mirror.
"It's colder than yesterday, it seems that I can't go to the grassland to play today."
The path was covered with snow, and it was very strenuous to ride a horse.
Grandma Qi cooked breakfast early and walked back to the main room along the veranda.
When I looked up, I saw that they both got up, but they were looking at the snow scene, "Why are you in a daze, hurry up and wash up, the meal will be ready, and I will call Xiaoyong and the others later."
Grandma Qi slipped away in the courtyard for a while, her body was covered with snowflakes.
"Don't move, I'll pat the snow off." Nian Xiaomi took a dry rag and patted the snow off for her.
After Yan Mo finished washing up, he took the shovel to shovel the snow in the courtyard.
Sister Lanhua and Xiaoyong also got up to shovel snow with him.
After Nian Xiaomi tidied herself up, she also took a big broom to sweep the snow.
Where Yan Mo and the others had shoveled, he would sweep away the snow.
The dogs were so excited when they saw snow for the first time, they jumped and rolled in the snow, extremely happy.
Nian Xiaomi had only been sweeping for a while before her fingers ached from the cold. Holding her broom, she stood in the snow and breathed out the heat.
correct!
Why not activate the Heart of Nature!
Nian Xiaomi slapped his head and secretly activated the golden finger.
I saw heat slowly rising from the top of my head, and my whole body was no longer so cold.
Yan Mo worked hard, his body became warm, and he looked at Nian Xiaomi with affection.
"Daughter-in-law, if you are afraid of the cold, stop doing it and go to the kang to stay."
Nian Xiaomi said playfully: "Don't underestimate people, I'm not cold at all, I'm going to make a snowman later, just pile it up at the gate!"
Yan Mo's handsome face smiled.
Shui Yunyan and Gu Yunfeng got up early in the morning, filled the kitchen water tank, and fed the chickens and ducks.
Hearing that a snowman was going to be built, the children ran out after washing their faces.
As long as they can play in the snow, no matter how cold it is for them!
The six babies worked together to fill the wooden basin with snow, then patted it firmly, and then buckled it out.
The two basins of snow overlap, and the snowman's body is completed.
Niuniu and Lingyun stood in front of the snowman and danced happily, wearing their favorite gloves, "Oh... make a snowman!"
Yuhu and the others started snowballing again.
Roll to the size of a ball, clap the snowball tightly with a few hands together, and then lift it up and put it on the snowman. The snowman's head is considered complete.
Rhubarb ran wildly, even put their hind legs up and wanted to pee on the snowman.
The children were so angry that they threw snowballs at them until they were driven out of the yard and went outside to have fun in the ice and snow world.
Yuhu asked Xiaoli and Niuniu to guard the snowman to prevent the dogs from coming back to make trouble.
Xiaoli stretched out his arms to protect the snowman, and Niuniu and Lingyun also stretched out their arms to protect the snowman.
With the prototype of the snowman, the next step is to perfect the polish.
Dali and Erli took two pots of snow and began to repair the snowman, while Yuhu went to the kitchen to look for the snowman's facial features.
"Brother, do you want to make arms for the snowman?" Er Li asked.
"Well...then do it!" Dali nodded.
So the two began to make arms for the snowman.
But if it was a little longer, the arm would be broken. The two children had no choice but to rub two balls instead.
Yuhu found and cut carrots, and secretly unloaded two abacus beads from Yan Shubai, using them as eyes and noses for the snowman.
The snowman was finished, although it was a bit rough, the children still had a sense of accomplishment, jumping around the snowman, and then began to snowball and snowball fights.
Nian Xiaomi lit a pot of fire, moved the dining table in the main room, and put the brazier in the middle.
The adults warmed up around the brazier and discussed the purchase of new year's goods.
Aunt Liu bit off the cotton thread in her hand, and Niu Niu's new clothes and embroidered peonies were finished.
Xue Yourong took it, stroked the blossoming peonies, and praised, "The embroidery is so delicate!"
Aunt Liu pursed her lips and smiled, "When your baby is born, I'll embroider for him too."
Nian Xiaomi found out the new clothes of the other children, "Ah! Lingyun's clothes are embroidered with plum blossoms, Yuhu's clothes are embroidered with orchid grass, Dali's clothes are embroidered with bamboo, Erli's clothes are embroidered with lotus leaves, and Xiaoli's clothes are embroidered with lotus leaves. It's a chrysanthemum...it's okay to be unconvinced! Aunt Liu embroiders so well!"
Aunt Liu smiled and said, "It's also thanks to Yunyan's help, don't look at him as a boy, he is very skillful."
Because it is the end of the year, the grocery store in the village is also closed.
There is no fruit to sell in winter, and there is no way to make stinky tofu, so the store simply closed.
Shui Yunyan said embarrassedly: "It's just a matter of raising one's hand!"
Nian Xiaomi smiled and nodded, looking at the family who were not related by blood, but were closer than relatives, and felt very warm in her heart.
The men from Yan Mo were also sitting in the main room, playing chess.
The laughter of children playing in the snow came from outside.
Nian Xiaomi said to Yan Mo: "Master, go out and see what the mischievous ghosts are doing? Don't cause trouble again."
Yan Mo was facing off against Gu Yunfeng, playing vigorously.
Yan Shubai smiled and got up to go out.
After a while, his angry roar came:
"Who is it? Who picked out my abacus beads?"
Yuhu looked at the fingers stretched out by his younger brothers and sisters at the same time, giggling and pretending to be stupid.
Seeing that Teacher Yan was really angry, he nimbly picked out the snowman's eyes and handed them to him.
Yan Shubai could only get angry, and he couldn't really fight.
Angrily, he held the beads and entered Xiaoyong's room.
On the upper beam of the last stage of the abacus, the two beads were indeed missing. He shook his head and put the beads back on with a smile.
Yan Mo burst into laughter, and said dotingly: "Oh, my Yuhu is so smart, he even thought of using abacus beads as eyes, I can't even think of it, haha!"
Everyone laughed, and Nian Xiaomi gave him a gouged look, "Just pamper him! He dares to let go of Mr.'s plan, and when he grows up, he won't be able to live in the house? Sooner or later, he will be spoiled!"
Yan Mo quickly changed the subject: "It's getting late, are you still going to prepare the tribute for the stove?"
Nian Xiaomi looked up and looked outside, muttering, "It's still early, what are you in a hurry for?"
Yan Mo urged her every once in a while, and Nian Xiaomi finally got annoyed, so she got up and went to the kitchen with Aunt Liu and the others.
When they arrived in the kitchen, they were busy cleaning and arranging the cupboards.
The charcoal ash in the stove must be cleaned out, and the firewood must be neatly stacked.
After finishing these, it is time to prepare the tribute.
The bacon, sausage, and pig's head meat are cut into plates and packed separately, and white flour steamed buns and candies are also indispensable.
On the south wall of the kitchen is a portrait of the Stove Lord.
After a long period of smoke and fire, it was already covered with soot and oil stains, beyond recognition, and the words "Jiu Tian Dong Chu Si Ming Stove King" can be vaguely seen.
There was a small altar in front of the portrait. Grandma Qi wiped it clean, poured out the ashes from the censer, filled it with new ashes, pressed it tightly and put it back to the original place, and arranged the five plates containing the offerings one by one.
at dusk.
Yan Mo came in with a jug and wine cup, scented wax and incense sticks, and a bundle of yellow paper.
Gu Yunfeng and Sister Xiaoyong Lanhua also walked in together.
Followed by Yuhu and other children.
According to tradition, Granny Qi and other women are not allowed to sacrifice to the stove, so she took Aunt Liu and Xue Yourong out of the kitchen.
Uncle Liu is considered the elder of the family.
Before the altar, he lit wax and incense, inserted the incense burner, and filled the wine.
Pick up the brazier and burn the yellow paper that symbolizes the ingot.
Then he took everyone to kowtow, and said in his mouth: God of the Kitchen, please eat and drink well, and he must say a few words in front of the Emperor of Heaven to bless our family's well-being.
After chanting, he got up and took down the smudged portrait of Stove Lord, took a piece of candy and wiped it on the mouth of the portrait, muttering:
"The kitchen king seals the mouth, and there is no disaster in the four seasons"!
Then shouted: "Respectfully send the Stove Lord to heaven!"
Yan Mo and the others quickly brought the straw horses that had already been tied, and Uncle Liu lit the portrait of the Stove Lord and the horses in the brazier and burned them!
Nian Xiaomi was dumbfounded, it was very novel.
After the Stove King ascended to heaven, the sacrifice to the Stove is coming to an end.
Uncle Liu led everyone to kowtow respectfully to see him off, with a pious expression on his face.
The children learned in style, trying to be as pious as possible.
Who knows!
Yuhu couldn't hold back when kowtowing!
The sandwiched fart made two puffs like firecrackers.
Dali and the others gritted their teeth to refrain from laughing, but Erli couldn't control it, so he sneered.
Niuniu and the others also held back their laughter.
And Yuhu blushed, obviously wanting to continue...
Uncle Liu looked at the children with complicated eyes, then turned around and bowed to the top of the brazier, muttering:
"Don't blame the Stove Lord! The children are ignorant and offended the Stove Lord. I will add another glass of wine for you. Please don't blame the Stove Lord!"
"puff!"
Just after toasting another glass of wine, Yuhu finally couldn't help it, and let out another fart...
Everyone finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
The serious sacrificial stove was ruined by a few farts like this.
After offering sacrifices to the stove, Yuhu rushed out of the kitchen and started crackling outside.
He squeezed a lot of soybeans early this morning and poured a large bowl of water.
Uncle Liu went back to the house very depressed, and Sister Lanhua went to gossip with Nian Xiaomi and the others with a smile, leaving only a few children hugging together with laughter.
The Kitchen God was sent away, and on the tenth day of the new year, the new Kitchen God would be invited home.
Of course, the so-called please means going to the city to buy another portrait and sticking it in the kitchen.
As for the incident of Yuhu farting at the stove, apart from causing Uncle Liu and Granny Qi a little bit of depression, the rest of the family said it as a joke.
After sacrificing the stove, the tribute on it became the dinner for the dolls.
While distributing white flour buns and candies, Nian Xiaomi said, "If you eat the Jizao fruit, your whole body will be as healthy as a cow!"
When it was given to Yuhu, Yan Mo laughed and changed his line to: "After eating the sacrificial stove fruit, stop farting!"
Yuhu took the candy, looked at Nian Xiaomi resentfully, and said aggrievedly: "Second brother, I don't know why I was so fart at that time? I couldn't hold it anymore, so I offended the Stove Lord! I didn't mean it either. "
Nian Xiaomi suppressed a smile, and rewarded him with a steamed bread made of white noodles.
Sister Lanhua laughed and said, "My baby! What's the point of farting a few farts! A living person can be suffocated to death by farts!"
Shui Yunyan also laughed, "That's right, Lord Stove's heart is like a mirror. He knows that Yuhu is the most sensible and well-behaved, so he won't blame you."
Yuhu was pure-hearted, and when he heard what he said, he stopped being depressed and began to eat happily.
A mouthful of bread and a mouthful of fruit.
The Spring Festival is getting closer...
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