Rebirth: Farming Skillfully with a Mrs.

Seeing Yan Mo's handsome looks, an obscene person went up to him and pinched his ass.

"You are a disciple, how can I allow you to touch my butt!"

Yan Mo roared, his body rose into the air as if uncontrollably, kicked the man in the face, landed on the ground and grabbed his arm, twisted back forcefully, with a click, the shoulder joint was dislocated.

But no matter how strong he was, there were too many opponents, and soon Yan Mo was countered.

The most irritating thing was that the fat girl also joined in the melee, trying to kick him.

Yan Mo rolled to avoid, and ran into the little girl who had fallen to the ground long ago, and the little monkey who was also frightened.

Looking into the child's big terrified eyes, Yan Mo hurriedly protected her under his body, letting fists and feet rain down on him.

But what surprised him was that his ability to resist blows seemed to be enhanced, and punches and kicks didn't feel particularly painful.

This is the reason why Nian Xiaomi often massages him. The spiritual energy has entered his body, and his physical fitness has naturally improved a lot.

"Throw this guy into the river and drown!" The most poisonous woman's heart, the fat woman yelled, and Yan Mo was pushed into the river.

But before being pushed down, he kicked and kicked, and stomped on the fat woman's face fiercely.

He is also a master who cannot suffer...

Outside the city gate, there is a big river leading directly to the sea, and a wooden bridge spans the river.

The guards at the gate turn a blind eye, as long as they don't cause trouble in the city, they can do whatever they want.

Perhaps it was her destiny to share weal and woe, the little girl hugged Yan Mo's thigh tightly and fell into the river together, including the little monkey of course.

Just like that, Yan Mo, with a baby on one leg and a monkey on the other, flopped and swam in the river towards the far side of the river.

His water skills were good, and when he landed on the shore, the group of people could only stamp their feet and curse from a distance.

He spat out a few mouthfuls of river water, only to realize that the little girl and the little monkey were still hugging his thigh.

"It's a good thing I didn't get my wife's clothes..." After a moment of rejoicing, he hurriedly held water for the little girl, and then pressed on the little monkey's fat belly.

The little monkey opened its mouth and spit out a mouthful of river water. There was a small fish wagging its tail inside. The little monkey grabbed it and stuffed it into the monkey's mouth.

Yan Mo stared at it for a moment, probably this monkey cub is very hungry...

"Uncle...Uncle..." The little girl also opened her eyes, looked at Yan Mo and grinned, calling vaguely.

Yan Mo was sure that she was calling him "uncle" this time, because from her clear eyes, he saw a kind of dependence and trust.

Obviously, the little guy has already regarded him as a relative.

"Girl, I recognize you!" Yan Mo lovingly rubbed her dirty hair.

He got up and looked around, then quickly picked up the little girl and left this place of right and wrong.

As soon as he took two steps, he felt his arms suddenly sink, and when he looked down, the little monkey also slipped into his arms.

"You depend on me too, don't you?"

Yan Mo saw the little girl and the little monkey snuggling up to each other, they were very affectionate, so he decided to adopt it too.

"It's just... is it just that the wife agrees? The family is not rich now, except for two dogs and two cats, and now there are two more mouths... What can I say when I go back?" Yan Mo was a little worried.

In April of Yangchun, the ice and snow have just melted. Looking around, the rolling hills are already green, and the dormant vitality begins to bloom.

Standing at the gate of the courtyard, Nian Xiaomi saw the handsome gentleman striding towards him from afar.

When Yan Mo approached, Nian Xiaomi realized that there was a person riding on his neck. It was a four or five-year-old girl with thin cheeks but bright red, big eyes flickering, especially agile.

A little monkey followed her example, crawled up Yan Mo's trouser legs, and sat on the little girl's neck...

In this way, the original horizontal team has now become a column.

Hallucination? Nian Xiaomi couldn't help shaking her head, feeling a little silly.

"Xianggong... What's going on? Why did you go to the city and there was an extra baby and monkey?" Nian Xiaomi asked.

Only then did Yan Mo put the girl down, smiled a little nervously and nervously, and then told what happened.

"Daughter-in-law...the child is really pitiful. I couldn't hold it back at the time. Don't worry, I will work harder to hunt and plow the fields in the future. I can eat even one less bite..."

"Stop it!" Nian Xiaomi interrupted him.

Ordinarily, Yan Mo knew his wife well, and he was also kind and warm-hearted, but adopting a child was not as simple as adopting a kitten or dog, he had to give her food and clothes.

Yan Mo lowered his head, not daring to look at him, and kept kicking the dirt under his feet, feeling uneasy for a while.

"Sister...you are right! Our family has no shortage of food for the children!" Nian Xiaomi spoke, and Yan Mo hugged him excitedly and kissed him wildly.

Nian Xiaomi smiled and pushed him away, "There are still children...be careful in the future..."

Only then did Yan Mo let him go, scratched his head embarrassingly, and said to the little girl:

"Boy, this is my uncle's house, and it will be your and the monkey's house in the future! This is your aunt, and he will love you as much as I do."

"What auntie, just call him uncle and my second uncle in the future!"

Nian Xiaomi squatted down and gently embraced the little girl with a smile, "Baby, what's your name?"

The little girl shook her head, but said vaguely: "Wang... lord... father..."

"My baby's surname is Wang, I miss her father and father!" Yan Mo translated for her, and then pointed to Nian Xiaomi's head.

Nian Xiaomi understood that the child might be slightly retarded, so she hugged her more compassionately.

"Should I call you Niuniu from now on?"

The little girl nodded, and the little monkey jumped onto his shoulder, squeaking.

"Haha, by the way, and you, let's call you Fat Monkey!"

It was getting late, and the white smoke was rising from the small village, which looked so warm.

Nian Xiaomi went to the kitchen to prepare dinner, while Yan Mo took care of the kang, and the little girl slept with them temporarily.

The dogs ran in, and the cats lay on the courtyard wall, wagging their tails and meowing, as if they were welcoming new members of the family.

The fat monkey is a thief, knowing that he will have a good relationship with them in the future, so he stretched out his small paw, trying to touch Rhubarb's head, but he was afraid of being bitten, so he hesitated back and forth, looking anxious.

Rhubarb is more magnanimous, so he stretched out his tongue and licked its paw, so it kicked its nose on its face, and simply jumped onto Rhubarb's back.

Erhuang licked Niuniu's face obediently, Niuniu was so teased that she giggled.

Looking at the scene in the courtyard, Nian Xiaomi felt very warm, and this kind of home is full of vitality.

When the food was served in the main room, the whole room was steaming immediately. On the table was a large pot of stewed Chinese cabbage with dried beans and large pieces of wild pork inside. The aroma filled the cabin with the heat, and the fat monkey kept sniffing .

Yan Mo took off his coat, wearing only a ripped waistcoat on his upper body, revealing his bronzed complexion, picked up two large bowls, and poured two bowls of liquor:

"Daughter-in-law, let's scramble some eggs again, let's drink some to welcome the new member of the family."

Nian Xiaomi nodded, walked into the kitchen with a smile, and soon, golden eggs sprinkled with scallions were served, which smelled delicious.

Yan Mo had already filled half a bowl for Yaya, and covered it with a layer of eggs.

Although the little girl is very hungry, she knows etiquette very well, but she is a fat monkey...

Just as Yan Mo took aim at a piece of meat, he saw a flash of white light and was grabbed by the fat monkey's little paw.

Nian Xiaomi was a little dissatisfied and said, "You are really quick, aren't all monkeys vegetarian?"

The fat monkey grinned from the scalding bacon, and threw the meat into Niu Niu's bowl, causing the whole family to roar with laughter.

After it was full, its little paws stretched out from the bottom of the table and threw two pieces of meat to Rhubarb Erhuang lying on the ground.

This guy, he really is a monkey spirit, he actually knows how to make shit...

When night came, I was lying on the bed, because Niu Niu and Fat Monkey were sleeping in the middle, Nian Xiaomi and Yan Mo didn't dare to move, so they could only bear it all night...