Rebirth: Farming Skillfully with a Mrs.

In the bedroom, red candles are burning high, and red silk is wrapped around the beam, beaming with joy.

The newly built large carved bed is covered with brocade quilts and mandarin duck pillows.

At this time, Yan Xueli was drinking, and when he thought that he was about to embrace Xiaojiaoniang, he immediately became in high spirits.

Shui Yunyan felt nervous in her heart.

Although I have been a young girl for a year, I was lucky to meet that good man, and I am still a boy.

Looking at the old and fat man in front of him, although he was grateful for his hospitality, he was still very conflicted in his heart.

He likes Gu Yunfeng, a handsome man full of vigor and vitality...

Yan Xueli couldn't wait to push him down on the bed.

But soon I felt something strange...

Why is there a bulge below?

He couldn't help lowering his hand, and then screamed "Ah", sat up suddenly, and most of the wine was sober.

"You... why are you a boy..."

Shui Yunyan was already mentally prepared, and threw herself into his arms, weeping pitifully, pear blossoms brought rain.

He narrates his miserable life experience.

Seeing his charming appearance, teary like rain, Yan Xueli felt relieved.

Even if he is a man, he is even more handsome than a woman. Besides, it might be very refreshing to experience the feeling of firmness in the back...

When he thought of his mother-in-law's bloated and loose body, and then looked at this cute little girl who was as white and tender as a lotus root, Yan Xueli felt it.

In fact, Shui Yunyan was also worried, Xue Yourong said with a smile:

"Don't worry, since the second child of his family likes men, then his father will definitely accept the love between men and men, but... sister, if you don't want him to touch you, my sister will teach you a trick..."

Just as Yan Xueli was about to turn him over, Shui Yunyan touched the fat on his stomach and felt nauseated.

He immediately thought of Xue Yourong's words, got up hurriedly, and performed the kabuki he had learned in the brothel.

Looking at the flying light, the lotus growing at every step, the weak and boneless water cloud and smoke, Yan Xueli was drunk.

Shui Yunyan did not forget to make a few charming movements, it is the feeling of being half-revealed, wanting but not getting is the most ecstasy.

Yan Xueli couldn't stand such a stimulus, he couldn't help reaching into his pants...

After all, I'm old, and it doesn't last as long as young people. It only took a few seconds, and the thrill of ascending to heaven, and only ten seconds later, I collapsed on the bed and fell into a deep sleep...

Keeping the child's body for the time being, Shui Yunyan stopped dancing, exhaled, and tears flowed out again.

In the following days, Yan Xueli also tried to possess him, but the eccentric Shui Yunyan always made him "hand in his gun and surrender" before he was about to enter.

Yan Xueli's face was flushed, and he said: "Hey, I am old and useless, don't blame my concubine..."

Shui Yunyan couldn't wait more!

From then on, although Yan Xueli didn't try anymore, he treasured Shuiyunyan like a precious jade in the rough.

Hold it in your hand for fear of falling, hold it in your mouth for fear of melting.

This naturally aroused Yan's anger, as long as Yan Xueli was not around, she would make things difficult for Shui Yunyan in every possible way, order him to do this and that, and even hit him with a raised hand.

Shui Yunyan doesn't care too much, compared to her life in the brothel, her current life is much more comfortable, at least she has a free body.

It's just that he couldn't bear the beating and scolding, so with the help of Yan Shubai, he secretly ran out of the house and came to Nian Xiaomi to complain.

Later, when he was taking a bath, the pervert Yan Gui couldn't help peeking at him, and found his man's body. Yan Gui was shocked, but his body also reacted...

Soon, Yan Shi knew.

She stood at the entrance of the village and began to taunt, scolding Shui Yunyan as a second-tailed woman, a goblin with handles, and a sissy who not only seduces her husband, but even her children!

The villagers naturally despised Shui Yunyan for a while.

"No matter how motherly Sister Lanhua is, she looks like a man after all, and this guy actually disguises herself as a man!"

"That's right, to take a bath in front of the eldest son of the Yan family... There is no distinction between superior and inferior, how shameless!"

From then on, Shui Yunyan never went to the village again, even if she did her laundry, she went to the reed marsh under Beiyun Mountain.

It's quiet there, without the disturbance of the villagers, and it's very close to Nian Xiaomi's house. After washing clothes, you can go to his house to sit and see if Gu Yunfeng is there...

However, Yan soon noticed the clues and suddenly realized:

It turned out that the reason why this fake woman was able to enter the door was all planned by Nian Xiaomi!

Therefore, her hatred for Nian Xiaomi deepened...

She had been looking for an opportunity to find fault with her, and finally, the opportunity came!

In addition to planting crops such as corn and sweet potatoes, the Nian family also planted several acres of winter wheat.

Early June is the winter wheat harvest season.

Although Yuhu and Niuniu have no shortage of food or drink, the children have their own fun, and burning wheat is one of them.

Before the wheat grains are full of grout, put the wheat on the hay and roast it, then rub off the outer skin and put the roasted wheat grains into your mouth, that is called Xiangli.

Although the two of them are young, they are very family-oriented. They can't steal a single piece of wheat from their own family. If they want to steal it, go to the village head's house!

So, the two of them brought the fat monkey to the wheat field of the village chief's house at the foot of Nangeng Mountain again, secretly picked up a few ears of wheat, and put the cat in the field ditch.

On the edge of the field are laid Artemisia stalks, which can be used as firewood. After being ignited, the ears of wheat are put into the flames of thick smoke and grilled.

After a crackling sound, the wheat awns were scorched, the ears of wheat turned black, and the rich aroma of wheat wafted into the nostrils.

Regardless of how dirty their little hands were, they grabbed the ears of wheat, rubbed them vigorously, blew gently with their mouths, raised their hands and opened their mouths, and swallowed them all.

The fat monkey also came over, and with a "swish" of its small paws, it fished out a scorched ear of wheat, rubbed it well, and blew it.

Just as it was about to throw it into its mouth, it heard a roar from behind:

"Wow, I finally caught you! The scourge of crops is coming from my house!"

Immediately, a fat hand reached out and grabbed the fat monkey's paw.

Both dolls were dumbfounded, so fierce...

The person who came was none other than the village chief's daughter-in-law, Yan Shi. A few days ago, she discovered that there were several black marks in her wheat field, and the wheat ears beside her were also bald a lot.

Today, she saw the two cubs of the Nian family sneaking up from a distance, so she made a surprise attack and caught them.

The fat monkey quit, screaming, suddenly stretched out the other paw, and scratched her face fiercely.

In an instant, a bloodstain appeared, and Yan yelled "Aww", covering his face and sitting on the ground, and the children ran away with the fat monkey...

"Disfigured, disfigured, I'm dead!"

At the moment, Nian Xiaomi is picking strawberries in the back mountain fruit forest, and plans to go back and make some sweet and sour strawberry jam.

But seeing two dolls galloping towards with a fat monkey, their mouths were black.

"What's the matter? Met a ghost?" Nian Xiaomi asked with a frown.

The children nodded and looked into the distance.

Because they were also instilled with Nian Xiaomi's aura, their speed and endurance were much better than ordinary children, even surpassing adults.

After a while, Yan Shi finally appeared in the fruit forest holding the scorched ears of wheat, panting heavily.

"Nian Xiaomi! Look at the good deeds of your two wild species! My own wheat field is not a disaster, but my family has to be harmed? And my face! I was scratched by your dead monkey, what do you think?" Yan shi roared angrily.

Nian Xiaomi put down the basket, and after asking about the reason, she smiled and said, "Auntie, this shaomai ear can't burn a few of your family's, so why be so serious? As for your face, you must have irritated the monkey. No it can't catch you."

"You!..." Yan became anxious, and stepped forward to argue with him.

Yuhu sneaked up behind her and plucked a few long and narrow leaves from the ground.

These leaves have a layer of fine grass hooks called mullein, which can stick to clothes.

Yuhu remembered the characters that Nian Xiaomi had taught him to recognize, and secretly glued the leaves to Yan's back. There were six pieces in total: three horizontal, one vertical, one stroke and one stroke.

"I know..."

After Niuniu saw it, she read aloud: "Wang! Eight!"

Yan's face turned green, and he turned around and pointed at her and yelled, "Little bastard, who are you scolding?"

Niuniu was so frightened that she hid behind Nian Xiaomi with teary eyes.

Only then did Nian Xiaomi see Ye Zi behind her, and secretly made a triumphant gesture to Yuhu, and forced a smile, "Aunt her, don't be as familiar as a child."

"spider!"

With a flash of his brain, Yuhu pointed at Yan's back and shouted, his eyes showed a hint of mischievous cunning.

"Where!?" Yan Shi was terrified, she was most afraid of these bugs.

She really regretted running into this mountain and jungle, but she couldn't take off her long skirt, so she could only tremble in fright.

"Don't move, I'll help you take a picture!" Nian Xiaomi blinked at Yuhu, secretly raising her hand to pat her back...

"Mother! You shot me to death... Are you hitting a spider or a person?"

Yan Shi was directly slapped to the ground by his paw.

She yelled and cursed all kinds of ugly words in one go.

Nian Xiaomi hurriedly covered Niuniu's ears, but Yuhu suddenly shouted, "Beezi!"

Yan Shi thought she was scolding her, and was about to get up to beat him, when she heard a buzzing sound, and a small black shadow appeared in front of her eyes.

She immediately realized the danger, and trembled: "The wild bee!"

In the mountains and forests, wild bees are the most terrifying. They are much more poisonous than bees and have a wild temper. If they catch you, they will never die.

"Don't run, get down quickly, don't move!"

Nian Xiaomi knew that bees like to chase moving objects, so she pushed the baby and the monkey to the ground.

He immediately cast "Heart of Nature", and the swarm of wild bees buzzed over their heads, but they did not attack them.

At this moment, Yan Shi who was running ahead suddenly heard a scream!

In the end, the cries became more and more miserable, and Nian Xiaomi was also worried about killing her, so she got up from the grass and ran over.

He picked up Yan Shi who was rolling in the grass, and with a "tear" sound, he tore off her dress, swung it vigorously in the air a few times, and with a sudden force, threw it to a tree in the distance.

The swarm of bees suddenly chased after the dress.

Looking at Yan Shi again, her head is swollen like a pig's head. It is estimated that if her parents come back to life, they will not be able to recognize her...

Yan Shi clutched her chest, which was only in her underwear, and ran away crying.

Looking at her embarrassed back, Nian Xiaomi felt extremely happy.

If you didn't get stung to death today, you are considered cheap!

It looked like she was going to be bedridden for a while to recuperate, and she had avenged Shui Yunyan.

With a basket full of strawberries on his shoulders, he pulled the two children and taught them to sing a new song: "You are the bee and I am the sand, lingering to the end of the world..."

When I got home, everyone knew what had happened, and they all clapped and applauded. It was so relieved!

At night, Yan Mo lay on top of him, and suddenly asked, "It's strange, why did this wild bee choose her?"

Nian Xiaomi turned her face away and kissed him, blinking her eyes wide, "I guess she poked a hornet's nest a lot in the past, so let the bee take revenge."

In fact, only he himself knows the real situation today.

With a secret laugh, he turned over and sat on Yan Mo's body, galloping across the battlefield...