Rebirth: Farming Skillfully with a Mrs.

Nian Xiaomi raised her head in her dream, and watched the white sheep smashing towards her!

"what!"

He was finally awakened.

I found something on my face...

Yan Mo was hastily wiping his face with his sleeve, his face was full of panic and remorse, as well as shyness and embarrassment.

Seeing Nian Xiaomi wake up, he swiftly retracted his hands, standing restlessly like a child who has done something wrong.

Nian Xiaomi rubbed her sleepy eyes and murmured, "Sir, what are you doing?"

suddenly!

Smelling a strange smell, he touched the cold place on his cheek, there was some liquid, sticky...

"Daughter-in-law, I... I made it out by accident, not on purpose..."

Yan Mo said nervously.

It was the first time Nian Xiaomi saw Yan Mo panicked, and then looked at the white liquid on his finger.

As a man, he is very familiar with this substance, and it also smells fishy.

Look at Yan Mo again!

In the panic, his pants hadn't been lifted yet, and the guy who caused the accident was still showing his head, as if smiling at Nian Xiaomi...

Bang!

Nian Xiaomi understood, instinctively her face became hot:

"You!! You!! You actually...you actually got my face..."

"Daughter-in-law...I, I couldn't control it, I came out suddenly...Listen to me..."

"I don't want to hear it! I don't want to know! It's disgusting!!"

Although he and Yan Mo already had skin-to-skin contact and were very familiar with each other's bodies, he still couldn't stand the body fluid getting on his face.

He got goosebumps and slammed the pillow against him.

"Disfigured..."

He yelled and rushed downstairs to the bathroom.

"Daughter-in-law, I was really careless... I held it in for too long, who would have sprayed it on my face..."

Yan Mo regretted so much, his heart was in turmoil.

This is the first time I saw my daughter-in-law angry.

A voice in his heart cried out in despair: It's over, it's over, it's over...

The price of dirty things on the daughter-in-law's face is heavy.

And so, on the second day, Nian Xiaomi's skin was a little torn, a little red and swollen.

Yan Mo knew very well that it was washed...

It's breakfast time.

The upstairs door was locked from the inside, and Nian Xiaomi sat on the bed, still annoyed.

Yan Mo boldly went to knock on the door.

Nian Xiaomi opened the door and asked, "What do you think of me? Toilet paper or a trash can?" After speaking, she wanted to close the door.

Yan Mo quickly straightened his body, and bravely clamped himself in the crack of the door. His arm was hit hard, and it hurt!

He looked at the red and swollen skin on Nian Xiaomi's face, and felt distressed: "Daughter-in-law, you...your face..."

"It's not your fault! I was disfigured by you!"

Yan Mo sniffed, and said worriedly: "You won't keep wiping your face with bath beans, right? Your face will rot!"

(Bath beans are made by washing the dirty blood of pig pancreas in ancient times, tearing off the fat and grinding them into a paste, then adding soybean powder and spices to act as soap, which is very irritating.)

"It's all your fault!" Nian Xiaomi was really scared, and touched her face worriedly.

Yan Mo climbed onto the bed, feeling distressed, wanting to see his face.

"you!"

Nian Xiaomi screamed: "You didn't take off your shoes and climbed into bed?! How many times have I told you, how dirty are your shoes? How many bacteria are there? All the babies in our kindergarten class know slippers to go to bed..."

"Kindergarten baby?" Yan Mo scratched his head.

Nian Xiaomi has been confused in time and space, and has returned to the kindergarten before time travel...

Recently, he discovered that his personality had indeed changed somewhat.

She just traveled back in the past, she was a standard ancient good wife and mother, even like the little Japanese woman on TV, she was gentle to her husband in every possible way, only kneeling down to serve her.

As he gets along slowly, he becomes more and more "presumptuous" and more "self".

In fact, this is a manifestation of love, eager to get more doting from the other party, so it is more coquettish and willful.

Of course, it was only shown in front of Yan Mo. In front of other family members, he was still the well-educated, intelligent and virtuous patriarch.

And Yan Mo happened to eat this set, and when he saw Nian Xiaomi pouting, he loved and pitied him even more, and wished he could kneel down and beg his wife for forgiveness.

This is one of the characteristics of a loyal dog and idiot, right? ...

"Daughter-in-law, what do you want to eat in the morning? Can I ask Aunt Liu to help?"

Yan Mo hurriedly got off the bed.

Looking at his handsome, anxious face like a child, Nian Xiaomi completely dissipated the anger in her heart.

Thinking about it carefully, Yan Mo was no wonder.

He himself is a strong, strong and energetic man. Because of hemorrhoids, he didn't let him touch him for a long time, and he didn't even help him masturbate. Naturally, he couldn't hold back!

He won't force himself, he can only take advantage of him to sleep soundly, watch him, solve it secretly, and rely on himself...

only!

He couldn't control it, so he made a face.

"Forget it, it's my fault, but I can't help it, I eat too much chili..."

Yan Mo scratched his head, not understanding what it had to do with chili peppers, but he swore that he would never be so eager to flirt again from now on.

It's not that Nian Xiaomi doesn't want to, so how could he not react when such a handsome, mighty, and big man is sleeping next to him?

What's more, it's the man I love!

It was only because of the tingling pain of hemorrhoids that I had no choice but to abstain from sexual intercourse.

In fact, in ancient times, many people had hemorrhoids, nine out of ten men had hemorrhoids, but people didn't pay much attention to them, and only went to the city to find a doctor unless it was serious.

Nian Xiaomi really wanted the hemorrhoids to be cured quickly, otherwise she and her husband would be in a hurry, so she took a short break after the Dragon Boat Festival and went to the city to find a doctor!

He didn't let Yan Mo accompany him, but drove the fishing boat to Haizhou City alone.

When I came to a medical clinic named Kangjitang, I happened to meet a man suffering from hemorrhoids.

What surprised Nian Xiaomi was that there were no registration procedures in ancient times, and even the clinics were open.

He was fortunate enough to witness the whole process of treating hemorrhoids...

An old man with a white beard asked the man to take off his clothes and lay on the wooden bed with his buttocks pouted.

At first, he chatted with patients to divert attention.

suddenly!

Pick up a basin of ice water and pour it on, pay attention, it is poured on it, not poured on it.

When the opponent is exposed to ice, the chrysanthemum suddenly contracts, the force is strong enough to inhale the external hemorrhoids, unless the person is constipated, the pink and tender flesh will not stick out again.

The man fell to the ground and scolded his mother, but immediately kowtowed and thanked his mother after scolding.

The white-bearded old man prescribed some medicines for regulating the stomach and reducing swelling and pain, and only then did the diagnosis and treatment come to an end.

The whole process frightened Nian Xiaomi, and her chrysanthemum seemed to tighten unconsciously.

"My lord, please take off your obscene pants, reveal your ass, smile and relax..."

Nian Xiaomi didn't think about it, the money was not refunded, and she fled in a hurry...

When he got home, he had a sudden idea that he had bought hemorrhoid ointment in his previous life. The formula on it seemed to contain cnidium and pearl powder.

At the turn of spring and summer, this umbrella-shaped white flower is everywhere in the wild, and I often picked it when I was a child.

Just make some hemorrhoid powder by yourself, if the effect is good, you can sell it for money!

Just do what you say, grab Yan Mo who is sharpening his bow, and run towards the back mountain.

"Daughter-in-law, are you not angry with me?"

Yan Mo's face showed surprise, and Pidianpidian followed.

Nian Xiaomi asked him to help pick cnidium.

He looked at Yan Mo with an innocent face, and couldn't help but say, "Master, I apologize to you..."

"Apologize? What are you apologizing for?" Yan Mo held him back, his eyes burning.

"...I shouldn't be so mean to you last night." Nian Xiaomi said in a soft voice, quickly finished speaking, and lowered her head.

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Yan Mo immediately danced with joy, but still held on to his sleeve.

"Actually... I also have something to hide." Nian Xiaomi blushed slightly.

"What's the secret? Tell my husband, there's nothing we can't say."

Nian Xiaomi thinks about it too. Since they live together, communication is the most important thing. If he had told him earlier, there would be no "broken skin incident".

So I told him about my hemorrhoids.

"Ah, you mean fistula?"

Yan Mo blushed.

"Msister, do you also have hemorrhoids? It's okay, many people have it, how about I help you take a look?"

When Nian Xiao and Mihu got excited, they were about to take off Yan Mo's pants.

"do not want!"

Yan Mo shouted, his face flushed again.

Nian Xiaomi bent over and laughed, looking at the embarrassment of the tiger-headed Xianggong at the moment, it was really cute.

The two picked a lot of small white flowers, and then went home to grind the flowers and dry them.

Next, he was going to fish for shells and get pearls. He didn't want Yan Mo to know his diving qualities, so he went alone to the clear pool under the waterfall at the foot of the mountain.

The summer wind is blowing, the pool water is rippling, and the weeping willows are curling up.

Dive into the cool pool water, feel refreshed, and the summer heat dissipates instantly.

Nian Xiaomi dived back and forth a few times, and did not start looking for giant clams until she was tired.

When he got home, he ground the pearls into powder, mixed with the minced cnidium seed and added some water to knead it into a ball.

Afterwards, small chrysanthemums were stuffed in, and the "heart of nature" was activated to enhance the efficacy of the medicine.

He believes that it won't be long before he will be able to fight with his husband all night again!

He also wanted to ask Yan Mo to test the efficacy of the medicine, but Yan Mo would not take off his pants even after being beaten to death.

"Ah... I don't need treatment!" He tried his best to dodge.

Nian Xiaomi thinks about it too, he is not suffering, even if he has hemorrhoids in the future, it will not hurt, so he can only turn his attention to Xiaoyong.

When Xiaoyong heard that he was going to take off his pants and show his buttocks, his face was ashamed like a monkey's butt.

"Second brother! What are you talking about...you are so ashamed!" After speaking, he ran to the ridge with a hoe on his shoulder.

In desperation, he thought of Sister Lanhua again...

Xiaoyong is his own younger brother, so he is not shy even if he sees his butt.

Ke Lanhua is different.

Nian Xiaomi shuddered at the thought of that huge white buttocks...

But in order to confirm the efficacy of the medicine and facilitate future sales, this is the only way to go.

Sister Lanhua is very open-minded.

Without saying a word, as soon as he took off his pants, he asked Nian Xiaomi to check.

"Ah, it's often hot, and sometimes it hurts. I wanted to go to the city to see it, but I heard that the treatment is very painful, so I gave up..." Sister Lanhua pouted.

Nian Xiaomi wrapped the prepared handkerchief around her face and used it as a mask, and when she opened it, there was indeed a lump of flesh...

He handed him the ground medicine powder and told him to take it twice a day and see the effect after three days.

In front of him, Sister Lanhua couldn't wait to apply the powder on it, and muttered: "Sister, I can't reach it, why don't you help me apply it?"

Nian Xiaomi kicked his big ass, smiled and ran out...

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