Rebirth: Farming Skillfully with a Mrs.

"Oh, I can't..."

Yuhu squatted on the ground clutching his stomach and screaming.

His parents died since he was a child, and he wandered around with his elder brother. After a few days of good life, he was about to be poisoned to death by mushrooms.

Thinking about it, Yuhu twitched the corner of his mouth, and looked at Nian Xiaomi pitifully with tearful eyes.

Nian Xiaomi and Yan Mo looked at him, sighed and shook their heads.

Niu Niu was also frightened, and cried, "Brother, don't die, don't die..."

Yuhu finally couldn't hold back anymore and burst into tears.

"Hahaha!"

Nian Xiaomi couldn't bear it anymore, squatted on the ground with her belly in her arms and laughed.

Yan Mo also felt that the joke was too big, so he asked Niuniu to call Big Hui and Little Hui.

"Look, the mushrooms they collect are actually hazel mushrooms."

"What is hazel mushroom?" Yuhu stopped crying and asked with a frown.

"Hazel mushrooms are the kind of mushrooms stewed with pheasants. Their color is earthy yellow, not bright red." Nian Xiaomi explained.

Hazel mushrooms are tender and refreshing, delicious, and rich in nutrition. In previous lives, they were even listed as a first-class food by some countries.

"Then I didn't eat poisonous coffin lids?"

Yuhu jumped up and stretched his muscles and bones, and he felt much more comfortable.

He hugged Nian Xiaomi and smiled through tears.

Led by the little squirrels, a group of people came to a hazel bush.

At the beginning of July, the hazelnuts have already produced fruit, but they will not mature until October in the golden autumn. However, there are various mushrooms under the hazel trees, and hazel mushrooms are one of them.

"Huh? Beautiful umbrella!"

Niuniu cheered and knelt down to pick mushrooms, but was stopped by Nian Xiaomi.

He called Yuhu to come, and said seriously:

"We rely on the mountains to eat the mountains, but we must master survival skills, which is why the brothers deliberately scared you just now."

Yan Mo patted his head, "That's right, the more beautiful this mushroom is, the more poisonous it is. The one picked by Niu Niu is called the Red House, and you will be poisoned if you eat it!"

The red house, also known as the white poison fly amanita, is a common poisonous mushroom with a very beautiful appearance and very kawaii. (At the end of the article, there will be attached pictures, so please don’t pick them up when you see them in the future!)

Niuniu stuck out her tongue and quickly threw the mushroom away.

"I hope you will all remember that the more beautiful things are, the more terrifying they are." Nian Xiaomi looked at Yan Mo after speaking, as if pointing something.

Yan Mo was stunned, and whispered in his ear: "Daughter-in-law, are you talking about me?"

Nian Xiaomi laughed, this person is really narcissistic.

But he nodded and said: "Yeah, you are pretty, so...you are scary sometimes..."

After finishing speaking, a rosy glow appeared on his face, and he bowed his head in silence.

Yan Mo felt joy in his heart, it turned out that his daughter-in-law said that she was terrible in bed.

Haha!

The mountains and forests have been extended to the north, and finally intersected with the sea.

And below here, there is a grassland, located behind the fruit forest.

It was also the first time for Nian Xiaomi to come here.

Standing on the hillside overlooking the grassland, the sky is green, the grass is green, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and it is full of vitality.

"Wow! The scenery here is unique." Nian Xiaomi couldn't help admiring, stretching out her arms.

Yan Mo gently wrapped his arms around his waist from behind, pressed his head against his neck, his warm breath was in his ears, if it wasn't for Yuhu and Niuniu, the two of them would probably have sex.

But it's also quite romantic.

Nian Xiaomi has a feeling of traveling through time and space, as if she is on the bow of the Titanic...

Yuhu and Niuniu also imitated the two of them, one opened his arms and the other embraced from behind.

Looking down, Nian Xiaomi said regretfully, "It's a pity that there are no flocks, and I can't see the beautiful scenery of cattle and sheep under the wind and grass."

Yan Mo also said with emotion: "It would be even better if there were a few more horses."

Nian Xiaomi said with a smile: "Yes! A galloping horse, isn't it strong!"

After the romance, Nian Xiaomi was sitting on the grass, suddenly excited!

"Sir, isn't this a natural pasture? What do you think if we develop the grassland in the future and raise some cattle, sheep and horses?"

Yan Mo was attracted by the scene he sketched. Although he has learned a lot of farm work now, he prefers herding to farming.

"It's good, it's just that it will cost a lot of money..."

Nian Xiaomi nodded, but quickly smiled and said, "With your wife here, money is not a problem! Besides, our hemorrhoid clinic has already made money..."

broken!Talk about bald.

Nian Xiaomi quickly covered her mouth and looked at Yan Mo anxiously.

Yan Mo really frowned and looked at him: "What? Your clinic for buttocks is still open?"

Nian Xiaomi simply stopped trying to hide it, and spent half a day instilling in him the greatness and prospects of a doctor.

In the end, Yan Mo gave in and agreed for him to go to the doctor.

However, a butt curtain must be made to cover the opponent's white buttocks, and a small hole must be dug in the curtain...

All physical contact diagnoses are only allowed to Sister Lanhua, and Nian Xiaomi can only check.

Nian Xiaomi thought about it, as long as he agrees, he will have the final say in the future!

While joking, everyone planned to go home.

On the way, the fat monkey suddenly raised its head and shouted at the sky. "Mountain", "Yu", "Three" and "Xi".

Yuhu also shouted: "Old Eagle!"

Yan Mo quickly looked up at the sky, and saw a big dark brown bird hovering among the clouds in the blue sky.

"What a big mountain sculpture!" He said happily.

Nian Xiaomi was also touched by the scene, and sang with her voice open: "Shoot the eagles and lead the bows and run beyond the fortress, laughing proudly and never getting tired in this life!"

Yan Mo gestured with both hands, made a posture of drawing a bow and shooting an arrow, aimed at the mountain sculpture, and said "whoosh".

Simply handsome!

Nian Xiaomi was also dumbfounded...

If this guy was in his previous life, he could definitely become a popular idol star!

At the same time, the mountain sculpture suddenly fell, rushing towards the distant mountainside like a meteor.

Yan Mo was taken aback and scratched his head: "I didn't shoot it, I just gestured..."

Yuhu is a little ghost, and he glanced at him with "pretend contempt": "He is hunting, what does it have to do with big brother?"

Only then did Yan Mo laugh a few times.

While speaking, the mountain eagle was already close to the ground, with its wings folded together, it made a pounce gesture, its eagle claws raging, fierce and terrifying.

Then, the grass on the mountainside rolled over for a while.

Everyone was very curious, and they all ran away, wanting to see what happened.

The grass on the mountainside is not too dense, and the wings of the mountain eagle can be vaguely undulating violently.

"It's not right, it seems to be in trouble!"

Yan Mo, who was experienced, exclaimed and ran forward.

When I came to the front, I saw the grass was in a mess, and the mountain sculptures were struggling.

This guy looks quite big when flying far away, that's why the wings are spread out, but it's not really that big.

At this moment, its sharp claws are pressing on the back of a boa constrictor.

The boa constrictor also tightly bit one of its wings, and its body tightly entangled with the opponent, constantly twisting and rolling.

A snake and an eagle, rolling up and down, evenly matched, inseparable.

Both guys are extremely strong, and if they fail, they will both lose. The mountain eagle will be strangled to death by the python, and the python will be caught to pieces by it.

Nian Xiaomi didn't want to see this kind of situation happen, so she secretly activated the "heart of nature".

However, the two natural enemies were fighting in full swing, and there was no way to inject any energy...

Nian Xiaomi had no choice but to give up and shouted:

"Yuhu takes Niuniu aside, Yan Mo, you go get the snake, I'll catch the eagle!"

For a while, the scene was extremely chaotic!

Nian Xiaomi hugged Dahang with all her strength, and her arm was pecked several times by the sharp eagle's beak, bleeding profusely.

Fortunately, he activated the "Heart of Nature" immediately, and the bleeding stopped.

Yan Mo was also trying his best to pull away the python.

Under the intervention of the two, the two beasts finally separated.

Yuhu and Niuniu hid under the trees in the distance, clapping their hands and cheering.

But unexpectedly, Shandiao regarded Nian Xiaomi as an enemy and pecked at his arm.

"Ah! The two of us are here to fight, you are really biting Lu Dongbin!"

Nian Xiaomi grinned in pain, scolding this heartless guy.

Mountain eagles are ferocious. It doesn't matter who you are, as long as you dare to catch it, you are the enemy.

Unexpectedly, he opened his mouth again and pecked at Nian Xiaomi's face.

"Fuck you!"

Nian Xiaomi swung his arms suddenly, throwing it to the ground.

The big eagle's wings were bitten by a snake, and it flapped a few times, unable to fly.

It became angry from embarrassment, struggled and rushed towards Nian Xiaomi.

Nian Xiaomi was so frightened that she forgot to use the "Heart of Nature" to tame it, and ran away with an "ow".

"Come to my place!" Yan Mo had already taken off his clothes and called out to Nian Xiaomi.

Nian Xiaomi ran behind Yan Mo like a little flying squirrel in the prairie.

Yan Mo shook off his shirt and used it as a hood.

After all, the mountain eagle was injured and moved clumsily. After a few thumps, it was finally covered.

"Kick you to death, stinky bang!"

Nian Xiaomi raised her leg viciously, but in the end she just kicked the eagle on the ground instead of actually kicking the eagle.

Yan Mo, who was born as a hunter, grew up in the mountains since he was a child, so he can easily deal with pythons.

He checked Xia Nian Xiaomi's wound again, and it was all right, so he reassured:

"Haha, daughter-in-law, go home, braised mountain carvings and steamed snake meat!"

Nian Xiaomi patted him on the head, "Did you forget how we agreed?"

Yuhu answered quickly: "No wild animals are allowed!"

Yan Mo scratched his head in embarrassment.

After that, he picked up the snake and put it back into the forest.

The mountain eagle was relatively seriously injured, and Nian Xiaomi poured his energy and consciousness into it.

Its wings stopped bleeding, and it became quiet. It stared at Nian Xiaomi, then lowered its head, as if apologizing for its ignorance.

"Its wound needs to be healed before it can fly, why don't you take it back?" Yan Mo suggested, and Nian Xiaomi nodded, that's all for now.

When I got home, the whole family gathered around to watch.

Nian Xiaomi cut off the feathers near the wound, and waited for it to heal slowly.

The mountain eagle was no longer fierce, even when Niuniu comforted it, it gently arched its head against her hand.

The dogs barked wildly and were driven into the den by Xiaoyong.

The fat monkey jumped over, grabbed a small stick, and gestured to the mountain eagle, as if he wanted to use it to vent his anger on Nian Xiaomi.

"My lord! Don't! Just stop, don't make it explode again!"

Nian Xiaomi quickly grabbed Fat Monkey.

Yuhu patted it on the hairy head: "You really thought it was a golden cudgel with a broken stick?"

These days, Nian Xiaomi told them many stories about "Journey to the West".

In this way, Shandiao settled down in Nian's house to recuperate from his illness.

In the evening, Nian Xiaomi came to the eaves and found that the mountain eagle's wounds had recovered a lot, except that new feathers had not grown, and no scars could be seen.

He just smiled and went to sleep in peace...

"Dangdangdang!"

The next morning, there was a crisp sound outside the window.

Nian Xiaomi got up from the kang, came to the window with bare feet, opened the curtains with a bang, and shouted dissatisfiedly:

"Little ancestors! Don't knock! Can you make people sleep happily?"