The power is Murphy's Law

Nakahara Chuya has been very upset recently because Dazai Osamu became a cadre before him. Although he was inferior and a little unhappy, but this is not important!

The most important thing is that the leader personally ordered that Kurokawa Misa is destined to be the cadres directly under the two of them.

He didn't know whether Osamu Dazai would choose Kurokawa Misa before that day, and he didn't need to know after that day, because that bastard Osamu Dazai actually picked up a pair of brothers and sisters on the day he was promoted to a cadre!

It's not that the Central Plains dislikes Kurokawa Misa, it's just that abilities like Kurokawa Misa are really troublesome!Even the leader thought so. After thinking about it, Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but cursed, "Grass (a kind of plant)."

The original words of Mori Ogai are, "The essence of the mafia is to transform violence into economic actors. Once retaliated by others, it is both an expense and a liability. Unlike Kurokawa Misa, his existence itself is A liability."

On the other hand, Kurokawa Misa is very happy, so of course, is it not to be someone's direct subordinate?Whether it is Nakahara Chuya or Dazai Osamu, even if he is asked to be Oda Sakunosuke's subordinate, he is very happy.

Immortal abilities rule Murphy's Law!

So on the day Chuya Chuya became a cadre, Misa Kurokawa was also promoted to Chuya Chuya's direct subordinate.

Previously, Mori Ogai had agreed to enclose a piece of land for Kurokawa Misa to train taijutsu. In line with the principle of not wasting, Mori Ogai handed over the next door to Osamu Dazai, who was also under the boss.

As a result, two brutal beatings began in an underground warehouse.

Another day, after Akutagawa Ryunosuke's one-sided beating and Kurokawa Misa's occasional counter-beating, they met at the door of the underground warehouse.

"Ah, it's really hard work for Akutagawa, as expected of Mr. Dazai's direct subordinate." Kurokawa Misa sighed from the bottom of his heart, who would have thought that Dazai's subordinates would be educated with such virtues, darling, they would also be beaten, why not choose Hara Naka too.

Kurokawa Misa took a sympathetic look at Akutagawa Ryunosuke, since you saved me from disaster, then you Akutagawa are my friend Kurokawa Misa recognized!

On the same side, Akutagawa Ryunosuke also thinks so, and his focus is Mr. Dazai's determination! "I will definitely not disappoint Mr. Dazai!"

As expected of you, Akutagawa! "Of course! I won't let Chuya-san down." Kurokawa Misa walked while leaning on the wall, and Akutagawa Ryunosuke certainly had a more advanced way, letting Rashomon support him, "Hey, Akutagawa , let's be friends!"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke immediately thought of what Kurokawa Misa had just said saying that he was Mr. Dazai's direct subordinate, so he nodded decisively, "That's right, Kurokawa."

"Call me Haisha."

"...Why, I think, we are not that close yet."

"Ang, I want Mr. Chuya to call me Misa for a long time. Mr. Chuya has always been called by Kurokawa Kurokawa, and even the leader calls me Misa. So, as long as everyone around you calls me that, Chuya It's hard to refuse, sir." Kurokawa Misa made a good plan.

He was very excited at the thought of making Nakahara Chuya change his mind. He didn't know this feeling at the time, until he met Higuchi Kazuyo later, he suddenly realized it.

And Akutagawa Ryunosuke also suddenly realized, "Misa, please be sure to call Ha Ryunosuke!"

As for the pair of Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya, of course they left long ago. Compared with those two subordinates who couldn't get up, the two cadres are more than capable. Misa is not the same, but the person he teaches is Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

"Kurokawa, get ready, there is a banquet tonight." Before Nakahara left, he still informed him about the banquet. Speaking of which, this banquet was not only to celebrate their promotion to cadres, but also Akutagawa Ryunosuke's welcome, and even Welcome meeting with Misa Kurokawa.

At the beginning, when Kurokawa Misa joined, the banquet that should have been canceled was directly canceled by high votes. Everyone knew why, but this time they had to invite Kurokawa Misa. Cancel all the banquets, since you can't, it's better to pay off all the previous debts.

Ogai Mori planned this way, he is happy now, who would have thought that diamonds can still produce diamonds, Osamu Dazai brought an unpolished diamond, and it just so happened that he still had an unpolished diamond in his hand, the boss With it, there is also a partner, Kurokawa Misa let go!

The banquet started in the evening, Kurokawa Misa went back to take a bath and still had time to lie down for a while, it was impossible to say that he didn't want to go, he had never been to a banquet when he was so old.

So, he made the decision to make Mori Ogai bald, and he went ahead of schedule.

"Boss, Mr. Chuya, Hongye-sama, and the old man, good evening!"

"Pfft, cough!" Mori Ogai raised his wine glass, took a sip, and saw Kurokawa Misa trotting over, "Mr. Misa, are you here too early?"

"Not early, not early!"

Mori Ogai choked, and took several steps back regardless of the leader's face.

Ozaki Koyo, Hirotsu Yanagi, and Kurokawa Misa also took a step back after greeting each other, keeping their distance, but at this moment, they never hoped that Osamu Dazai would come soon.

Nakahara Chuya raised his forehead, "Kurokawa, you are too early, and you don't even think about your abilities?" He even made a hard move on purpose, trying to make Kurokawa Misa lie down for a longer time. Unexpectedly, it seems Be tougher next time.

Kurokawa Misa shivered inexplicably, he walked to the corner silently, poured a glass of wine, and planned to try something new.

Mori Ogai was also relieved to see Kurokawa Misa so sensible.

The banquet started on time, and the last one to come was Osamu Dazai, and this man was still wearing that black overcoat, and walked into the hall unsteadily.

"Mr. Dazai!" - This is the ecstatic Akutagawa Ryunosuke, what can he do, the welcome party can be celebrated with Dazai Osamu's promotion!

"Ah, Mr. Dazai." - Hirotsu Liulang.

"Dazai." —Ozaki Koyo.

"Bastard Dazai." - Nakahara Chuya.

"Dazai-kun really made me wait a lot, obviously Misa-kun came so early." Mori Ogai's tone was a bit resentful. You know, since Kurokawa Misa came, three tables have been changed. Several bottles of red wine were broken.

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai smiled, gloating and said, "Then I should delay Mr. Mori."

"Ah? What are you bastard talking about!" Sure enough, he was still upset at Dazai Osamu, this face like a mackerel floating in the air was really inexplicably irritating.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke wanted to refute, but as Nakahara Chuya, whose strength and position were higher than him, he silently swallowed back what he wanted to say. Anyway, in his heart, Dazai Osamu had his reasons for everything he did.

The banquet went smoothly unexpectedly because Kurokawa Kaisa was drunk.

As a result, disagreements arose on who would send Kurokawa Misa home.

"Why not Chuya? Isn't Chuya just able to avoid Murphy's Law?" Osamu Dazai pouted, he didn't want to send a man home, and the thought of having to contact Kurokawa Misa along the way made him uncomfortable. He never hugged a man, but, because of Murphy's Law, he still has to get in touch with Kurokawa Misa. Thinking about it this way, Chuya Chuya should give it to him.

"Ah? Why if it's me, if you want to talk about restraint, it's you. Isn't disqualification in the world can be eliminated? In any case, it's more useful than gravity." This is the first time Nakahara Chuya admitted so calmly that he is not as good as Dazai Osamu.

"Never!"

"Ha, your mackerel-like face, you can't decide for yourself, can you?"

"Who is the little dwarf slug talking about? You obviously don't have the right to choose?"

Seeing that Nakahara Nakahara was about to get started, Mori Ogai said in Ozaki Koyo's eyes, "Dazai-kun, I'm sorry."

"Ha!" Nakahara also laughed, he knew that Osamu Dazai's such a suitable ability would not be his turn.

"Hey, Mr. Mori, it's true." Osamu Dazai's face really looked like a mackerel, and his whole body became listless.

Osamu Dazai was very unhappy, very unhappy, but he was also afraid that if he let go of his hand, he would go through the bleak life of those months again, "Hey, Misa, you have to make it up to me."

Kurokawa Misa woke up after arriving home, and was bumped all the way back by Dazai Osamu, and it was because he was kind that he didn't spit on him.But even so, Osamu Dazai was sweating all over, mixed with the smell of alcohol, it really stinks.

Osamu Dazai sighed, and met Kurokawa Misa's eyes, "Misa doesn't mind if I use the bathroom, right?" As for Dazai Osamu, he is really a skilled person who dared to take a bath at Kurokawa Misa's house .

However, there are not many accidents at home. For Kurokawa Misa, his home is really a safe place, "Don't worry, Mr. Dazai, there should be no accidents."

……should?Osamu Dazai staggered a bit, can't you be more certain.

The whole bathing process was very peaceful, with no accidents or man-made disasters.

only,

Osamu Dazai sniffed the smell on his body. He felt uncomfortable from the bottom of his heart. It was a psychological effect. Moreover, he always had the feeling that he had smelled this shower gel before. What does it smell like?"

"Hey," Kurokawa Misa smiled, and he said a little showy, "It smells good, I bought it specially, it smells like the stinky shampoo next door."

When Osamu Dazai remembered who Smelly was, his face turned green. Smelly is the dog next door!He took a deep breath in shock, "Whoa!"

Why do you use such a strange taste!

The author has something to say: This shampoo comes from my mother who went out for a walk a few days ago. When I came back, I was very happy to tell me that she bought a piece of soap, which smells good.I asked her what it smelled like, and she told me it smelled like my dog's shampoo.It reminds me of washing my hair a long time ago. When I blow my hair, it always smells like dog hair. It made me suspect that I took the wrong shampoo