The power is Murphy's Law

That can't be done, Mori Ogai is not a person who will give away the diamonds he got, but the loss of Hong Kong gangsters, "Hey, it's better to deduct Nakaya-kun's salary."

"Hmph, Rintaro is so bad!" Alice put her hands on her hips and looked at Mori Ogai with a puffy face, "Chuya is too pitiful, why isn't Misa one of Dazai's subordinates!" If he was Dazai's The subordinates, not only can see Osamu Dazai embarrassing, but also deduct his salary, what a joyful thing this is.

"Hey, yes, why not Dazai-kun's subordinates?" Mori Ogai frowned and sighed, "Sure enough, let Akutagawa-kun and Misa-kun work together."

"Rin Taro is too bad! You just want to deduct money on both sides!" Alice was angry, not to the words of Mori Ogai, but, since just now, Mori Ogai has been changing her foreign clothes.

"Mm, Rintaro, I don't want to change, I want to eat cake!" It was so annoying, Alice saw Mori Ogai took out another dress, and quickly avoided it with the skirt, "Rintaro is so annoying!"

"Alice-chan, it's really the last one, how about this one?" Mori Ogai smiled idiotically, sure enough, loli is the cutest, what, Kurokawa Misa?It is important for him to have Alice!

It might be because of the nagging, the next second, the skirt that Mori Ogai was holding started to explode.

"Do not--"

Mori Ogai slipped on his knees, holding his beloved skirt, almost unable to stop his tears.

Alice looked at the unruly look of the man in front of her, and sneered, "That's great, I deserve it! I don't want to wear the skirt prepared by Rintaro, you can wear it yourself!" After finishing speaking, she turned around and ran away, and ran out after a while. Out of Mori Ogai's line of sight.

On the other side, Kurokawa Misa’s house.

Kurokawa Misa did not complete the task without damage. The so-called total annihilation included himself. This is really a rare injury. He looked at his left arm in plaster and sighed.

"Why not the right hand!" The disgusting Mori Ogai began to oppress him in different ways, and even asked him to write paperwork at home, right? He hated composition the most when he was in school, so it would be good to let him write mathematics!

"I don't know if Murphy's Law can be spread through photos." Thinking of this, Kurokawa Misa laughed, "Hey, that's really interesting." No, if he can really pass photos, he will first The first thing that comes to mind is Mori Ogai, who made Mori Ogai always send him various documents.

As the hero of this incident, Kurokawa Misa did not receive a reward. On the contrary, he was also deducted a sum of money. It turned out that he had no money to deduct, but now he just deducted it for his meritorious service.

Money is not important, as long as he can support himself, and occasionally eat snacks and play games or something, he is not interested in cars, houses, or wine, but well, it’s not too bad if you keep deducting money like this All right.

Especially since he has made great achievements!May I ask, who else can solve an organization without a single soldier?Although he himself was injured, he paid for the medical expenses by himself. It's too miserable, and the more he thinks about it, the worse it gets!

Hong Kong gangsters have work-related injury compensation. Although they don’t pay money, they are responsible for treatment. But, this Kurokawa Misa has destroyed the medical department every three days, and still wants work-related injury compensation?He is dreaming!

"So, it's all because of me." He was crying, as if he was sad for the lost money, "I won't be allowed to go to the cafeteria, and the medical department won't let me go. The salary is high, and this day is almost impossible to live on."

At this time, he didn't know that because of him, Zhong Yuanzhong was also deducted from his salary.

"oops--"

Sure enough, unlucky it is often accompanied by Kurokawa sea sand.

Kurokawa Misa got up from the ground, the leg of the chair had been mothed out, and he didn't know when it happened.Just replaced it with a plastic bench.

"I'll see how you are still bored." He crossed his hips and looked proudly at the termites crawling on the ground, wishing he could give them a middle finger. After finishing speaking, he didn't forget to clean up the termites, or keep them for the New Year, that's okay .

He doesn't plan to go out today, he will go out with his hand damaged, it's better to stay at home honestly, over the years, Kurokawa Misa really rarely stays at home alone, at least the furniture won't be damaged when going outside, Save as much as you can, but yesterday he was an undercover agent, and his little heart was so stimulated, so don't pretend today.

Of course, Mori Ogai did not dare to give the paper documents to Kurokawa Misa. In order not to waste manpower, he sent the photos on purpose.

Since when, their work handovers are all done with mobile phones.

Kurokawa Misa didn't want to click on the file photo Kai Mori Ogai sent him, although he can only be at home, but, is it because the game is not fun or the snacks are not delicious?He didn't want to sit and finish writing the paperwork and see, oh, the house has collapsed.

So he turned on the TV.

To tell the truth, watching more news is good.At least for his Murphy's law, what typhoons, earthquakes, floods, and fugitives are reported in general news, as long as he goes out, he will definitely encounter them.

As for hostages, this kind of thing is familiar once and twice. He has experienced a lot in the past, and he was cut every time because of the gangster's slippery hands.

However, he can be said to have evolved now. He didn't dare to think about the transformation from a hostage to a gangster. What if his arrest warrant has been issued now?

If the military and police were here, I would probably roll my eyes and think too much. Now there is no record of his ability, let alone destroying an organization with supernatural powers. Kurokawa Misa didn’t even kill anyone with his own hands, and the files are clean It's not like a mafia.Although his ability records have been updated in the past few years, all past files have been filled in for him.

"In recent days, residents of xx community have claimed."

"I saw a dark figure at night, which looked like a brown bear."

"Now that the authorities have dispatched, residents are requested not to panic, and do not go out if conditions permit."

"Wait patiently."

"Ha, this community is too miserable, Xiong, I haven't seen a bear run out of the zoo recently, it's terrible, if there are Russians, it's great, on the front!"

Kurokawa Misa was very excited when he saw the news. This kind of thing doesn’t happen very often. He has never even been to the zoo. In the past, he was afraid to go because of Murphy’s Law, and later because he had no money.

"...Wait, xx community? Isn't my home in xx community?" No, I ate myself, "Stop!"

He jumped up directly, and sure enough, under Murphy's Law, he wouldn't be able to survive.

Kurokawa Misa paced back and forth with a flustered expression, "At times like this, I really need Mr. Chuya!"

But his Mr. Nakaya was drinking to relieve his worries because of wage deductions, and he couldn't hear his shouts.

At the next moment, Kurokawa Misa experienced the darkest thing in his life.

bang bang bang-

Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

Kurokawa Misa didn't think much, and went directly to open the door. After all, in his opinion, bears would not knock on the door.

No wonder!As soon as he opened the door, he met the big-eyed brown bear outside.

Alas! ! !Kurokawa Misa's back was drenched in an instant, and he took a breath of cold air straight to his forehead. He didn't know what he was thinking, but he raised his hand stiffly, and said to the brown bear, "Hey, brother, come to visit."

……

"Roar--"

What responded to him was the waving paw of the brown bear, and he finally realized the feeling of the Russian rua bear, although he was standing from the perspective of the bear.

Kurokawa Misa rubbed back and forth on the brown bear's hands like a rag doll, and he even vomited his soul with his disheveled face.

In the end, he was rescued by the military police who came. It is ridiculous to say that the military police rescued a mafia from Xiong's hands.

The ward where Osamu Dazai once lived finally welcomed the next patient.

Kurokawa Misa raised her bandaged hand with difficulty, "...Murphy's Law is for me!"

The author has something to say: Sea Sand: If only Murphy's Law could be spread through photos.

Mr. Mori: ...Ah Choo!

Misa: Why does Mr. Mori keep deducting my salary? Fortunately, Mr. Nakaya can subsidize me.

Chuya: ...Ah Choo!

Haisha: I heard that Russians know how to rua bears?

Fei Jia: ...Ah Choo!