The power is Murphy's Law

Kurokawa Misa was really happy and drank several glasses of wine in a row.

Ango Sakaguchi silently moved a position to the side, adjusted his glasses, but his tone was not as calm and relaxed as his expression, "So, why are you here!"

That's enough, he really thought that Osamu Dazai would not bring Kurokawa Misa to LUPIN again, but unexpectedly, Kurokawa Misa came over by himself.

"Ango-kun, you really don't have long legs in a bar, don't look at me with that broom star expression, let me tell you, I really am!" Kurokawa Misa is indeed underage, but Osamu Dazai drinks so much no?Does not exist, today he is happy, drink it.

But although his wine taste is average, his capacity for alcohol is really not good, and he became dizzy after only a few drinks.

"Ryunosuke! Let me tell you, my Mr. Chuya called me by my name! As for your Mr. Dazai, I won, I won! Hahahahahahahahaha."

Well, I can take back the sentence that the wine is so-so, it is really bad wine.

I saw Kurokawa Misa stepping on the bar, her face was flushed, and she pointed at Osamu Dazai with blurred eyes and shouted, not caring about Osamu Dazai's black face at all.

"What a mistake. The little man has such a high status in Misa's heart. If I had known, I wouldn't have brought Misa to LUPIN." Osamu Dazai lay on the bar counter, swishing his wine glass, and refused to drink.

"The latter sentence is the key!" Sakaguchi Ango is really afraid of Kurokawa Misa. The meteorite last time brought him spiritual harm. Now he loses his hair when he sees Kurokawa Misa. If he goes on, he will become more obvious as a social animal!

"Indeed, Kurokawa can't drink too much." Oda Sakunosuke nodded nonchalantly. He was not in Hong Kong on the day of the meteorite. He also heard about the feat of Kurokawa Misa when he went out to do missions. Comment on this, so Kurokawa Misa is an unlucky child in his heart, unlucky is really unlucky, and he is indeed a child.

"Oda Saku-san's focus is wrong!" As the complainant in the trio, Ango Sakaguchi is really too difficult. On the top is Osamu Dazai who is full of troubles, and on the bottom there is Oda Sakunosuke who can't complain. , he is too difficult.

"Hahahahahaha I won! I won against the people of the Dazai family, Mr. Nakaya, I have avenged you, blah blah blah blah." Some people laughed and cried, and Kurokawa Misa remembered that he had heard Speaking of the history of suffering in the Central Plains, one could not hold back and sobbed.

Chuya Chuya's history of suffering is full of traces of Osamu Dazai. No one has ever been able to win Osamu Dazai's predictions in various bets, and Chuya Chuya is of course no exception.

Although Akutagawa Ryunosuke is his close friend and partner, there are some things that concern the dignity of their Central Plains family!The hope of their Central Plains Department is pinned on him, and Central Plains Central is also not Dazai Osamu, only the directly subordinate cadres of their generation, Kurokawa Misa can still try to defeat Akutagawa Ryunosuke.

"Woooooo, Mr. Nakaya, you are too miserable. Even if you are Mr. Dazai's dog, I will respect you! Wooooooo."

"Hahahahahahaha!" Hearing what Kurokawa Misa said, Osamu Dazai almost laughed out loud, "Misa really has insights, the little dwarf is my dog ​​for life! Hahahaha."

"Woooo~ So I want to curse Mr. Dazai for being bitten by a dog!" Before Dazai Osamu finished laughing, Kurokawa Misa continued the next sentence. After getting the knack of the law, he began to try this kind of verbal curse, and the flag should not be underestimated.

Murphy's Law means that everything that can go wrong will go wrong, so this kind of thing is generally unthinkable, and if you think about it, you will fail, which leads to Kurokawa Misha's hidden title-Crow's Mouth.

Ever since he was a child, Kurokawa Misa was basically called by the people around him by nicknames such as broom star and crow's mouth. Even though he said so, no one bullied a child. Of course, the main reason was that he couldn't afford to beat him. I don't know who is more unlucky!

Kurokawa Misa hasn't tried a successful curse yet, and he doesn't care, anyway, he doesn't rely on Crow's Mouth to work.

But the speaker has no intention of listening and the listener has the intention, Dazai Zhi spit out a sip of wine, "cough cough cough!"

"Pfft——" Ango Sakaguchi couldn't help laughing, this really hit Dazai Osamu's Achilles heel, although it was a bit unkind, but if you don't laugh now, there is no chance to laugh at Dazai Osamu.

"Ah, Dazai, Kurokawa probably didn't do it on purpose." In this situation, only Oda Sakunosuke was comforting Dazai Osamu, and Dazai Osamu also expressed that he was comforted.

Sucking his nose, he looked at Oda Sakunosuke with watery eyes, "Sure enough, Oda Sakunosuke is better."

At this time, Kurokawa Misa didn't step on his foot firmly and fell directly on the big horse, but he didn't respond, he lay on the ground and continued to make noise, "Mr. Chuya, although you are not tall, I don't despise you. You are like my father, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"Pfft—" Even Sakunosuke Oda spouted wine now, Dad?How old are the Central Plains cadres?

Turning around, he found that Osamu Dazai had even taken out his cell phone, "What are you doing, Dazai?

"Well, Odasaku, I want to record it and show it to the little man!" Osamu Dazai waved his hand and looked at Misa Kurokawa expectantly, "I never thought that it would be so interesting when Misa was drunk!" Ye's dark history has been told!But Haisha really worships Zhongye, and even after that, he never forgets to express his loyalty.

"I really want to see the expression of the little dwarf." Osamu Dazai put away the phone contentedly.

Kurokawa Misa finally calmed down, it wasn't that he fell asleep, but that he lit the lamp and smashed it down, successfully knocking out someone who was insane from alcohol.

Osamu Dazai had seen Kurokawa Misa’s self-healing ability faster than ordinary people, so he ignored him, drank slowly, and after a while, he suddenly sighed, “Do you think that if this continues, will LUPIN go bankrupt? "

Oda Sakunosuke: "..."

Sakaguchi Ango: "..."

To be honest, the situation that Osamu Dazai said is really possible, and it is very likely, even Oda Sakunosuke can't refute it.

Soon the small gathering of the three of them came to an end in a hurry, and they were all afraid that if they drank any more, it would really break LUPIN.

And the important task of bringing Kurokawa Misa back home after waking up leisurely is left to Dazai Osamu. Sakaguchi Ango found an excuse to go back early in the morning. How dare he be alone with Kurokawa Misa?

Even if Sakunosuke Oda wanted to bring Kurokawa Misa, he couldn't do it. There are five children in the family, and even though they don't live together, they agreed to visit them today, so I'm sorry Dazai.

Osamu Dazai pouted, watched his friend leave, looked at the big bomb beside him, although he didn't show any expression on his face, but behind his back, he held Kurokawa Misa's hand and silently clenched it, "I see how unlucky you are! "

Along the way, Dazai Osamu showed a lifeless expression, as if everything in the world was meaningless, but his eyes lit up when he saw the convenience store on the roadside.

"At this time, it really is the canned crab meat that can make me interested." Dazai Osamu was holding a plastic bag of canned food, with a satisfied expression on his face.

But not long after, he began to lose his temper again, threw away Kurokawa Misa's hand, and murmured: "Things that you don't want to lose will leave you one day, all the value of existence that people desire Things are doomed to be lost from the moment they are obtained, and there is no such thing as the pursuit of life without hesitating to prolong the painful life."

Kurokawa Misa looked confused. Although he was still drunk, he understood Osamu Dazai's groans. If he wasn't his boss, he would probably be sick.

"Heh, I don't understand Misa after talking about it." Osamu Dazai, who had waited for a long time without replying, laughed at himself, and walked forward without waiting for Misa Kurokawa.

It's really easy to have accidents when the night is dark and the wind is high, but no one thought that there would be speeding thieves robbing Hong Kong gangsters. This is the leading port mafia in Yokohama!

The motorcycle drove past quickly, and snatched the bag from Dazai Osamu's hand. Dazai Osamu stared blankly at his empty hands, as if he didn't react.

Kurokawa Misa came to his senses, and boldly said with Jiu Jin: "This is what you said that you will always lose what you want."

The author has something to say: I want to persecute Anwu a few more times before he returns to the Supernatural Secret Service Division!

I'm sorry Ango!

Also, I am really a Chinese chef, I love Chuya, I suddenly remembered the words of Wenhao Stray Dog Wang Nei, Kenji’s words for Zhongya, the small black one sticking to the ceiling, and what Dazai imagined was cockroaches Hahahahahaha, I laughed so hard, I'm really a Chinese chef!

I've been really busy recently! (Not yet) All kinds of big homework and exams. Although I did it quickly, I was busy. In addition, Wenhao Migou launched another 1314 event. I finished the last event overnight, and I couldn’t help but smoked detectives and detectives. Akuta, even a Mori Ogai card. Speaking of which, I really hated Mori Ogai when I started watching Wenye. As a result, the first SSR produced by Little Steel Ball was Mori Ogai. The whole process was output by Mr. Mori. Later I gradually became half a Mori chef, I am too realistic!

I really like Gang Hei so much, the old man is also very good, the eldest sister is also very good, and I also like Miss Higuchi!I also like Detective Agency though.

I actually wanted to achieve [-] words, but I found that I am really not good at it, and I will try my best during the summer vacation!