The power is Murphy's Law

Osamu Dazai defected, but life has to go on. Kurokawa Misa did not pay too much affection for it. After all, he is still alive, so it doesn't matter where he is. Betrayal is the most troublesome and angry thing. Is it the leader, oh, there is Akutagawa Ryunosuke, although he doesn't know if Mori Ogai will have a headache, although he thinks he is quite smart, but he is still a fighter at heart, he doesn't want to Read the minds of these smart people.

Yokohama is still the same as before, whether it is the blue sky or the deep sea, nothing has changed because of this episode, everything is the same as usual.

A meeting of the five major cadres was held early this morning. This kind of matter has nothing to do with Kurokawa Misa, after all, he is just an ordinary member, and this meeting is mainly because they have another cadre in Hong Kong, A.

The position of Osamu Dazai was left behind by Mori Ogai, and this cadre A is said to have become a cadre because he had made a fuss in a black casino in Hong Kong, and finally became a cadre by paying a large amount of fees. Compared with other cadres, he is not at the same level. , at least in Kurokawa Misa's view, he has money to use.

Although for Mori Ogai, money is also a kind of power, especially after he recruited Kurokawa Misa.

Kurokawa Misa doesn't care about the replacement of the five major cadres at all. His boss is only Chuya Nakahara. Of course, he also obeys the orders of the leader. If other cadres want to appoint him, they have to weigh their own abilities. It is the cadre A.

I don’t know where this person heard it. There is a natural disaster in Hong Kong and Hei. He can launch natural disasters at will, and even the natural climate is driven by him. He looks for people with that collar all day long. care about him.

It's ridiculous, this rumor, if he can really do whatever he wants, what kind of cadre will he be directly under?Would the leader be worthy of him if he didn't give him a cadre? Of course, he didn't mean to be inferior to his superiors. Zhong Yuanzhong is also a very good boss, and he can work for him for the rest of his life.

Moreover, this A actually wanted to put a collar on him and let the natural disasters drive him. Kurokawa Misa laughed at that time, okay, do you want natural disasters?Satisfy you.

"Mr. Haisha, this collar is really suitable for you. Look at this gemstone. It is as red as your eyes. You must wear it!" These days A has been like a salesman, and his small mouth is to promote him collar.

Putting aside the fact that Kurokawa Misa's eyes are golden red, what kind of red does he want to compare with his eyeballs?Let’s just talk about his collar, it’s metal, dogs don’t wear it these days!Dafu's collar is very comfortable, isn't it!

Seeing that he couldn't hide, Kurokawa Misa looked at A with dead fish eyes, "Okay." He said and took the collar.

Some people will not die until they reach the Yellow River, and they must be half-drowned before they know how to be afraid. Heichuan Haisha didn't want to do this at first, and if he could, he also wanted to be a good person.

click-

There was only a soft sound, the collar split from the middle, and the jewel fell on A's foot.

The atmosphere suddenly froze, and A looked at the innocent Kurokawa Misa with a little embarrassment, and said, "...It's okay, I still have more."

"Oh, it's broken again, Mr. A, I'm really sorry."

It's all like this. A still doesn't know that Kurokawa Misa did it on purpose. He is a fool. He squinted his eyes, clenched his fists, and said through gritted teeth: "You wait." After saying that, he turned and left.

"Okay, I'll wait, go slowly, Mr. A~" Kurokawa Misa waved at A's back, don't worry, see you soon.

In the next few days, Kurokawa Misa ran to A's office when he had nothing to do, or walked around his door. Because he was not in the main building of Hong Kong and Hei, Mori Ogai didn't say anything, but told him not to go too far.

Sometimes, don’t remind him of things that can’t be reminded, like a child, you remind him not to drop the cup, and the cup smashes when you turn around, the same is true for Kurokawa Misa, A’s small treasury immediately caught fire.

Although only A's money was lost, for Mori Ogai, A's value is only money.

Mori Ogai sighed. Although Kurokawa Misa did this on purpose, it had nothing to do with him. It was just that the banknotes were annihilated in the ashes of the vault lit by sparks from outside. This kind of thing, A can only admit it.

But, if you want to harm A, can you not involve him, Mori Ogai? ! !deduct money!Money must be deducted!

Kurokawa Misa sighed, and said to the cadre A opposite: "Brother, can you reconcile?" Does he lack face?What he lacks is money!

Pointing at him, A's hand trembled slightly, and his voice trembled, "You, don't come here, stay away from me!"

A's face was pale. The disasters he encountered in the past few days made him never want to see Heichuan Haisha in his life, and he still wanted to collect it for his own use?Seeing his face now, A feels like throwing up.

"What's the matter with him?" Zhongyuan Zhongye, who just came, looked at A who had fled in confusion.

"Ah, it's okay, he's scared of poverty." Kurokawa Kaisa shrugged and said with a pouted mouth.

Zhong Yuanzhong also knew him for so long, so he didn't know what happened, so he gave him a blank look, "I'm afraid of you."

"I'm sorry, I won't do it next time." Kurokawa Misa is quick to admit his mistakes, and he won't lose a piece of meat if he admits his mistakes.

"It's okay, he will come to trouble you next time, just go back and get revenge."

"Ah, Mr. Chuya! You are really the best boss I have ever seen! You are like the summer sun, shining on me, you are my god!" Kurokawa Misa looked at Chuya Zhongya with admiration, just For Zhongye Zhongyuan, this rainbow fart is really disgusting.

"Shut up, Misa."

Maybe life is going too well recently, and Kurokawa Misa is facing the most embarrassing and embarrassing thing in his life.

At this time, he was sitting in the Hong Kong and Black Medical Department, facing the doctor's questioning, he reluctantly told the truth.

"Actually, that's how it is."

"A few days ago, I was at home and my feet were itchy, so I scratched them."

The doctor looked at him speechlessly, and said reduplicate words?As for your natural disaster face, I can't be cute, please do me a favor, hurry up and leave as soon as you finish speaking, I'm so scared.

"That's the one, um, it's broken."

"So that's why your feet are swollen." The doctor mercilessly exposed him. It was the first time he saw his own feet swollen.

"Yes, yes." Kurokawa Misa lowered his head, really ashamed to see people.

"Come here, I'll deal with it for you, remember to apply the medicine when you go back."

"what--"

Amid Kurokawa Misa's screams, the doctor tore off the cover of his knot.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the limping Kurokawa Misa in doubt, and was a little worried, "Who did it? Do you need me to help you avenge, Misa?"

"Ha, haha, no need, no need." Kurokawa Haisa smiled awkwardly, tears streaming down his heart, it was too difficult for him.

"Did you know that earthquakes have been particularly frequent recently." Nakahara Nakaya stepped forward and put Kurokawa Misa's arm on his shoulders, supported him, and tentatively said.

"It's not me, Mr. Chuya, I'm lame, it's definitely not me!" Kurokawa Kaisa said calmly, although he didn't believe it himself, but he wouldn't admit it even if he was killed, he could say it was because The earthquake that caused his swollen feet is ridiculous, although sometimes the butterfly effect is like this, especially when combined with Murphy's Law.

"It's really not me!" Under Nakahara Chuya's suspicious eyes, Kurokawa Misa increased his volume.

"Okay, if you say no, then it's not."

In the end, I still didn't believe him!Kurokawa Misa burst into tears.

The author has something to say: This incident originated from my roommate. On the day of the exam, she was itchy and scratched it. I didn’t expect it to swell in a few days. We helped her to the infirmary. The doctor looked confused. , Ask: Did you pick it yourself? ? ?Although she is miserable, but I don’t know why I really want to laugh. Now I am applying medicine every day. The worst thing is that I can only wear slippers on the instep. It’s raining like crazy these days. I hope she gets better soon.

And not long ago I didn't have much inspiration, she said: How about you just write about my feet, which swelled and triggered a volcanic eruption?

Me: Hahahahahahahahaha

I also specifically searched for active volcanoes in Japan, and finally decided on the most common earthquake hahaha