The power is Murphy's Law

Osamu Dazai's injury lasted for a month, and he was still in a wheelchair when he returned from a business trip to Nakahara.

These days, Mori Ogai insisted on his behavior of belittling the boss, and let Osamu Dazai go to work with his injuries. In his words, even Dazai-kun usually wears bandages, and now it’s hard to tell if he wears more rolls. Since they are all the same as usual , so why doesn't it work.

Therefore, this burden also fell on Kurokawa Misa.When Osamu Dazai can be used, he doesn't care about his little force, and when intelligence is needed, Kurokawa Misa is indeed inferior to Osamu Dazai.After all, Osamu Dazai did not escape the fate of social animals.

As a result, the streets of Yokohama were staged a picture of a boy pushing another boy in a wheelchair to run all over the street.

But the protagonist Kurokawa Misa was not in a very happy mood. He was panting like a dead dog, and he really didn't want to push a Dazai away. Although Dazai was thin, he couldn't resist his supernatural powers.

If it is said that avoiding accidents alone is the spice of life, the parkour-like gameplay is also fun, but the premise is that one person!Who can stand this weight-bearing obstacle run?

After all, Kurokawa Misa couldn't stand it.The demon hell sounded in his ears, "You still have to push Dazai for two months, and his fracture will take three months to heal." Kurokawa Misa shook, goosebumps all over his body, and the demon himself was hammered by the magic stone.

"Misa don't be in a daze, push quickly, ah, the utility pole is about to fall, turn around quickly!" Kurokawa Misa is used to these scenes, but Dazai Osamu is not, now he will definitely not die, then no The pain of death is not given for nothing, and, without experiencing it personally, who would know how terrifying Murphy's Law is, "Ah, water, water, water, sea sand, hurry up, the water is coming!"

The hard-working Kurokawa Misa struggled to turn Dazai Osamu's wheelchair, and he didn't care about Dazai Osamu's current drowned appearance, and he didn't even have a hand free to wipe his sweat. The reason for this situation was that they had a rare mission today.

People at the level of Hong Kong black cadres don't take out tasks easily, and although Osamu Dazai has not yet become a full-time member, others can't figure out where to use him, so the leader waved his hand, and Kurokawa Misa could only push obediently. Follow Dazai Osamu to the enemy stronghold.

Osamu Dazai had arranged the script and was about to stage it, but it was a pity that Misa Kurokawa on the background board still failed to predict Murphy's Law.

The characteristic of Murphy's law is that it is unpredictable and unpredictable. It doesn't activate all the time, and it doesn't happen to me every time. Today, there have been no accidents all morning.

So, people should not take it for granted, the more things you don't want to happen, the more likely it will happen.

Our background board went off fire.

This misfire was terrible, the other side thought we were deliberately provoking, and for a while, the bullets and shell casings flew together, because the human body drawing skills on both sides were really good, and no one was injured.

So, in the end, it was suppressed by force.

On the way back, Dazai Osamu didn't have a good face, as if he had eaten a delicious canned crab meat, but found out that it was a canned pet food when he took the first bite.

After dodging the last drop, he still couldn't dodge the manna from the sky.He was stupefied at the gate of the Ganghei Building with his face covered in bird feces. Of course, he was specifically referring to Osamu Dazai here.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, it is really unstoppable when the fate comes. The Central Plains who just returned from a business trip was like this with Dazai." Dazai You also have today, hahahahahahaha!"

The sunshine, the beach in the distance, and Osamu Dazai in the wheelchair form a rare world famous painting.Chuya's laughter echoed all around.

Osamu Dazai lowered his head and his body was shaking. Looking carefully, it turned out that it was Misa Kurokawa holding back a smile, and his body leaning on the wheelchair caused Osamu Dazai to shake.

It was too late and then soon, Osamu Dazai raised his head, stretched out his hand to wipe his face, and then directly slapped Nakahara Chuya on the face. It was precisely because Nakahara Chuya laughed so forgetfully that Dazai really slapped him straight.

Zhong Yuanzhong stopped laughing, and the two shit-smeared faces looked at each other.

"Bastard Dazai! I'm going to beat you to death today—" Nakahara Chuya ignored the dirt on Dazai Osamu's body, picked up his collar, and greeted him with fists. Like the face at the scene of a severe disaster.

After a series of horrific beatings, Osamu Dazai finally aggravated the wound, and Osamu Dazai died.

Beep beep beep beep——

Heichuan Haisha watched the ambulance leave, and said silently in his heart: Dazai-san, have a good journey.

After Nakahara Nakaya washed up, he took Kurokawa Misa to report to the leader.

Mori Ogai had already heard about the fight before, took a deep breath, looked at Kurokawa Misa in front of him with a complicated expression, and still couldn't hold back his earnest words: "Misa-kun, since Chuya-kun came back from a business trip, You should follow Chuya-kun." I'm afraid that Dazai-kun will be played to death by you.After thinking about the last sentence, Mori Ogai still held it in his heart, and Osamu Dazai was sent to the hospital, and even scored twice, so he has no disqualification in the world, he still needs to be more careful, Mori Ogai can't help but feel a bit sad.

"Umisa-kun will stay one meter, no, two meters away from me when you come to Hong Kong and Hei, and talk at a safe distance." After thinking about it, Mori Ogai still added, if you keep your distance, can you resist it?

Because of Kurokawa Misa, Mori Ogai didn't say much. Although the leaders usually talk more or less useless nonsense, Mori Ogai didn't dare. After quickly ending the topic, he called Nakahara Chuya Take people away quickly.

Kurokawa Misa suspected that Mori Ogai was targeting him, and found evidence.He curled his lips, turned his head and followed Nakahara Chuya away with a happy face. After that, he would not have to work for Dazai for at least a few months. Mr. Nakaya would be better if he thought about it.

"Hey, Mr. Nakaya is back, shall we continue to practice gymnastics?" Kurokawa Misa has a lot of strength, and his endurance is not bad. You must know that without these basic endurance, he can't even survive accidents, but, since After learning taijutsu from Nakahara Chuya, he realized that he was really nothing. Kurokawa Misa, who was still troubled by training, soon became really sweet. With taijutsu, he can at least avoid 80.00% accident.

Zhong Yuanzhong also pressed his hat, and his mouth was pursed into a straight line. It wasn't that he didn't want to practice, the stains on his face were washed off, but Zhong Yuanzhong still felt unclean, so he was in a hurry to go home and take a shower.As for training, it is not as important as washing incense.Of course, the latter sentence was an afterthought by Kurokawa Misa.

"No, you just finished your mission, and you're off work, Kurokawa."

Ah, Mr. Chuya is walking so fast.Kurokawa Misa looked at Nakahara Nakaya's red back and sighed, how urgent it is that he has used his abilities.

At this time, in the hospital.

Osamu Dazai was pushed into the operating room. The attending doctor looked at his filthy face and took a deep breath. He felt that his professional ethics for many years had been challenged, and he couldn't help it.

The nurse came over and saw that the doctor had been doing this for a long time. She was a little strange, so she leaned over and took a look, "Huh!" Didn't this unlucky child be discharged from the hospital last month? , a little horrible, the nurse poked the doctor's arm, "sensei! It's not an operation on the face."

"Oh!" It was the doctor who suddenly realized, and it wasn't the injury on the face, ah, that's great.

Osamu Dazai woke up leisurely, and only opened half of his eyes when he heard a familiar female voice, "Doctor, he's awake!"

There was a slight pain in the arm, and the injected anesthetic began to take effect. Before Osamu Dazai had time to open the other half of the eye, he was forced to close his eyes again.Before being completely unconscious, Osamu Dazai thought desperately, on that day a month ago, he shouldn't have gone to Hong Kong Hei, if he didn't go to Hong Kong Hei, he wouldn't be forced to take over the natural disaster, and if he didn't take over the natural disaster, he wouldn't have scored two goals Spend.

The author has something to say: I really didn’t intentionally persecute Dazai for the second time, my hand doesn’t work hahahaha